Some great fun is being had over on Amazon.co.uk with reviews for BIC biros:
The highlight has to be the BIC biro/HP Lovecraft crossover. Enjoy!
Similar fun, but at a slightly lower level to my tastes, is being had with reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, and you can read those here.
(Links from the Neil Gaiman blog.)