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Posted by: WildOne Jul 26 2005, 09:46 PM

Just joined so thought I’d better introduce myself. unsure.gif

I am male, 45 years old and living in the outback of Wiltshire, though I don’t originate from here (long story)

I work for the civil service (for my sins) but am desperately looking for a career change.

If I was to list all my hobbies and interests here you’d all be asleep before you got half way through the list, so if anyone’s interested, just ask, broadly speaking lots of outdoorsy kind of stuff.

Why am I here? Damn good question, I haven’t the foggyest but it looks like fun, so lets give it a go. smile.gif

I guess my main aim in life right now (apart from becoming ridiculously rich somehow) is to make loads of new friends.

Well that’s about it, hope to chat to a few of you soon.

WO

Posted by: Ashbless Jul 27 2005, 04:31 AM

Welcome to Matazone!

*duct tapes WildOne to the ceiling*

It's a friendly style initiation greeting.




Really.




Look! Flying cats!
*runs*

Posted by: CheeseMoose Jul 27 2005, 04:12 PM

Wotcha!

Have a seat, get your feet up and enjoy the view

Posted by: WildOne Aug 1 2005, 09:51 AM

QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jul 27 2005, 05:31 AM)
Welcome to Matazone!

*duct tapes WildOne to the ceiling*

It's a friendly style initiation greeting. 




Really.




Look!  Flying cats!
*runs*
*



Ha, and you thought I wouldn't be prepaired for this?

Where's me flying cat repellant ................ bugger, empty mad.gif

I know ........ engage cloaking device ph34r.gif

har har

Hi guys, thanks for the welcome laugh.gif

Posted by: {Gothic Angel} Aug 1 2005, 10:53 AM

QUOTE (WildOne @ Jul 26 2005, 09:46 PM)
broadly speaking lots of outdoorsy kind of stuff.


This sounds dangerous and scary. I fear it.

On the other hand, you are now on matazone. You will never go outside again. Muahahaha etc.

Welcome. Have a cookie happy.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 2 2005, 12:29 AM

Hi. Stop by the Matabar. IT's the only bar in the world with three dragons in attendence... come play Pop-the-flying-mice... and watch out for flying cats! smile.gif

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Aug 3 2005, 01:51 AM

*walks in and trumpets announce arrival*

welcome...

really, welcome...

dry.gif

>_>

*whispers something*

now that your here, please feel free to ordeer your new straight jackets, yes thats plural,... er...

*Maverick suddenly flies in and jumps on WO*

Maverick: HI! er... bow before me, mortal! NOW!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 3 2005, 03:11 AM

Hmmm... we really MUST get Maverick some help for his lack of self-esteem... laugh.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Aug 3 2005, 03:19 AM

*hands WildOne a kitten*

No, this one doesn't have an evil take over the world plan.

Really. Just ignore it's little Mustache and Nazi Uniform.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 3 2005, 03:22 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 2 2005, 10:19 PM)
*hands WildOne a kitten*

No, this one doesn't have an evil take over the world plan.

Really. Just ignore it's little Mustache and Nazi Uniform.
*


Hmmm. This kitten has potential... wonder how it would like a bath in Purple stuff... evil.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Aug 3 2005, 03:35 AM

*snatches kitten out of Quoth's reach*

I'll just watch this kitten until WildOne returns...

*looks down at Kitten*
I think we should name him Aldof. I can't think why, it just seems fitting...

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 3 2005, 04:23 AM

*Hiss! Hiss!* You don't know the power of the Dark kitten side! *Hiss! Hiss!* laugh.gif

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 3 2005, 09:28 PM

I like this one. He speaks well and stuff.

Anywhosits... 'Ello. Enjoy your stay.

*walks off muttering something about Capcom and Coffee*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 4 2005, 01:09 AM

That was Mike... He's addicted to coffee and video games... kinda remeinds me of that charachter from 'Class Menagerie'...

Me, I'm addicted to Cherry Coke and insanity...

Welcome aboard...

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 4 2005, 02:13 AM

I remind you of who now?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 6 2005, 12:47 AM

QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 3 2005, 09:13 PM)
I remind you of who now?
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There's a web comic named Class Menagerie... one of the charachters is a caffeine addicted rooster, who also likes video games... seems a common trait, caffeine addiction... It also shows up in a charachter over at Mayberry Melonpool...

Posted by: eleraama Aug 6 2005, 03:58 AM

Wilkommen, Beinvenue, Welcome, come on in! (from Blazing Saddles)

Anyway, have a MUFFIN (no, it's NOT a fairy cake! look at my new title!)

And if anyone asks, you now know the muffin man.

Posted by: WildOne Aug 7 2005, 08:36 PM

(de-cloak)

Well, it seems that my first post was acceptable, always a worry that one. huh.gif

Raven, please do something with your avatar coz it keeps doing things to parts of my anatomy that really shouldn’t be messed with. blush.gif

Thank you all for the welcome, might pluck up the courage to log into the chat room soon. unsure.gif

Now will someone light the barby, I seem to have accumulated a large number of dead flying cats, be a shame to waste em evil.gif




(plot a course for the Acamar System Mr. Worf, I hear the the Acamarian whores are Particularly accommodating, engague warp drive, make it so Mr Riker)

Posted by: WildOne Aug 7 2005, 08:41 PM

Oh and guess what? I now know the muffin man biggrin.gif


did you know that muffin the mule is a criminal offence in some countries?

full of useless information....................... blah blah ............ god I'm bored ..........

hello mouse, ............... brain the size of a planet ....................... 42 ............. clogs? blink.gif

Posted by: Snugglebum the Destroyer Aug 7 2005, 08:54 PM

*waves*

Hello there.

You live in the town where I spent most of my formative years. My Dad still lives there.

Just thought I'd mention. biggrin.gif

Enjoy the forums.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 8 2005, 01:51 AM

QUOTE (WildOne @ Aug 7 2005, 03:36 PM)
Now will someone light the barby, I seem to have accumulated a large number of dead flying cats, be a shame to waste em  evil.gif
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Foul disembler! There are six flying kittens, their mother, Gwen, and Pascal... only Pascal is among the missing... the rest are accounted for. And, if you got Pascal, PgrmDave would have something to say about it... mad.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Ashbless Aug 8 2005, 02:48 AM

Yep, all the flying cats have owners/slaves.

*has a closer look at WildOne's BBQ stack*

It's okay Quoth. He appears to have a stack of those flying mice that were infesting the Matabar. How'd they get so huge though? blink.gif

Pass on BBQing them. They've been at the mutating cocktail in Tribe HQ.
*nods wisely*
Just go for some of the cocktail directly.


Unless it's blue. Blue is a bad colour for mutating cocktail. Never know what could happen if you drink it while it's blue. tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Mata Aug 8 2005, 01:43 PM

'Ello there. Welcome to my forums.

I'm guessing that you like Star Trek, or did you just fancy having a Trek theme to your initial posts?

Posted by: snoo Aug 8 2005, 09:12 PM

*blinks at wildone alot*

I have onion in my eyes... it hurts.

ANYWAY. Ignore the crazy people with there crazy purple gunk and flying kittens and stuff, everyone knows that kittens have to be dead before they can grow wings.

Have some ice cream, it's speical and adapts to be whichever flavour you want it to be.

Go into IRC, it's great fun... just avoid Vic unless you like 2x4 and buckets of sand... wink.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 10 2005, 04:12 AM

Hey, what's a virtual reality without a few virtual critters, and a mutagenic cocktail or two? Pretty boring, that's what... Hurrah for creative insanity!

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 11 2005, 02:10 AM

Hurrah indeed, "lets give it up for the new guy!!'

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 11 2005, 02:31 AM

Hmmm... let's see... we now have... Larcenous Hamsters, Flying Cats, Flying Lizards, Flying mice, and Flying skulls... we tried flying monkees, but they didn't acclimate, and went extinct... sad.gif

Posted by: WildOne Nov 12 2005, 11:40 AM

QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 11 2005, 03:31 AM)
Hmmm... let's see... we now have... Larcenous Hamsters, Flying Cats, Flying Lizards, Flying mice, and Flying skulls... we tried flying monkees, but they didn't acclimate, and went extinct... sad.gif
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hmmm they weren't about 3 inches tall, yellow and always flying around in a swarm were they? cool.gif

blimey, look at the cob webs in here rolleyes.gif and those hinges could do with some oil laugh.gif
hi all, hope everyone is well wink.gif

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