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Posted by: livin by luck Aug 3 2005, 07:15 AM

wutsup guys and girls, lol i just randomly found this site while looking for a way to fix my computer and Just got distracted for ablout 3 hours, reading the post on here. Well its 3am and i figured why not join up, so here i am.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Aug 3 2005, 10:18 AM

Welcome dude

Bilillik onahma_, tofi alhiihat waybi no_tama_
Kayli-chah kimbala-sh ma_yattook.
Bolokoofat mimsit tahanah
Laalhi alhiilha moomat pit kalabattook.

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 3 2005, 09:25 PM

Guttentag.

I reccomend using proper punctuation and capitalization and cutting back on your net speak... Mata spanks us if we don't.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 4 2005, 12:34 AM

QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 3 2005, 04:25 PM)
Guttentag.

I reccomend using proper punctuation and capitalization and cutting back on your net speak... Mata spanks us if we don't.
*


And then he eats our kittens! sad.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Aug 4 2005, 12:38 AM

*Hands livin by luck a kitten*

As Quoth metioned, Mata does eat kittens, so I'd keep this one away from him.

Welcome!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 4 2005, 12:48 AM

Mata eats kittens, I just mutate 'em... should I customise your kitten, for you? I can fit him with wings, give him a voice... I have a kitten sized laser vision package I can let you have cheap... laugh.gif

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 4 2005, 02:15 AM

I love kittens!*







*espescially with toast and gravy.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Aug 4 2005, 12:03 PM

Mike, how could you!?*




*Eat gravy with kittens

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 4 2005, 12:19 PM

You have to when you fry 'em.* They get all dry and crunchy.















*one can forego the gravy if kittens are properly boiled, though.

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 11 2005, 02:16 AM

Boiled? sheesh that would be odd. But im sure that if you want more recipie's, mata will be happy to help.
greetings and salutations to Livin by luck.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 11 2005, 02:23 AM

*Gwen puts curse of the cat people on Cheesemoose and PWMike, and is considering one on Pizzaguy... though she leaves Mata alone... Like all cats, she knows where the true power lies...*

Posted by: PsychWardMike Aug 11 2005, 02:29 PM

...Right. I fear no cat as I am the muchly feared monkey demon.

(O)(>.<)(O)
......\ O/.....
........V......

Yeah... I know it's a bad emoticon.

But it's not like Mata wouldn't boil kittens. He's British! They boil _everything_!

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Aug 11 2005, 08:12 PM

Welcome!

*duct tapes LBL to the ceiling*

that is just an initiation rite for you...

you will pass it if you can stay there while you possibly get swarmed by flying cats, flying mice, and other flying things.... we're never sure what will come sfrom the Matabar yet...

anyway.. visit the Matabar and have fun!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 12 2005, 02:06 AM

For the record, LBL, the duct tape will break when your member title goes to 'Member'... usually in about five posts, if memory serves... so get with it! laugh.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 12 2005, 04:08 AM

QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 11 2005, 09:29 AM)
...Right.  I fear no cat as I am the muchly feared monkey demon.

(O)(>.<)(O)
......\ O/.....
........V......

Yeah... I know it's a bad emoticon.

But it's not like Mata wouldn't boil kittens.  He's British!  They boil _everything_!
*


Gwen is Matriarch of the flying cats, and can bring to bear the curse times seven... she is also friends with the flying Lizards and mice, and has treaties in the works with the Hamsters and the flying skulls... she also gets along well with Guppy these days. And, of course, Arthur is a close personal friend (Although, admittedly, her relationship with Emma is rather strained... her nose is still out of joint over how Emma and Tobias eloped together...). So, Give it up, Monkey boy! Only Mata has better connections... laugh.gif

Posted by: Astarael Sep 1 2005, 12:52 AM

Welcome to Matazone! Most stuff's been said already, just don't go looking for a flame war or troll anyone, and try to use proper English. The shift key and the full stop (period) are your friends here. Have fun!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 1 2005, 06:00 AM

And... For once, I can't think of anything Clever to say (Not that that has ever stopped me, before...)

Posted by: Samorine Sep 1 2005, 08:14 AM

QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Aug 11 2005, 09:12 PM)
Welcome!

*duct tapes LBL to the ceiling*

that is just an initiation rite for you...



Pah! The initiation in the IRC channel is much more... colourful.

Pop by sometime if you can. There's a post with all the details somewhere around here. >_>

In other news, welcome to the forums.
Don't be scared off by the "enthusiastics", keep posting and you'll soon be having a happy ol' time. smile.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 2 2005, 04:37 AM

Yeah, we're insane in the nicest possible way... and always here to help each other, even those we've never really met...

So, buckle up, and enjoy the ride...

Posted by: Astarael Sep 4 2005, 09:20 PM

We're all nice here, and we certainly aren't planning to eat your spicy brains with tomato sauce. Of course not. rolleyes.gif And we certainly don't see you as a source of fresh meat..... *grins in a menacing yet friendly sort of way*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 5 2005, 05:41 AM

So far, this newbie has only one post... have we scared away another one?

Posted by: silvermoon Sep 6 2005, 02:49 AM

Aw, all the newbies keep disappearing. I hope we didn't scare them away...
By the way, has anyone wondered why the main forum page says there's some 1600 registered members, but the actual member numbers are closer to 1900?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 6 2005, 02:53 AM

QUOTE (silvermoon @ Sep 5 2005, 09:49 PM)
Aw, all the newbies keep disappearing. I hope we didn't scare them away...
By the way, has anyone wondered why the main forum page says there's some 1600 registered members, but the actual member numbers are closer to 1900?
*


Trans temporal mathematics?

Posted by: CheeseMoose Sep 6 2005, 10:23 AM

The only explaination I can think of is that if you have 0 posts you don't show up on the count on the main page, but you still get a member number.

EDIT: That theory doesn't work as there are 517 registered members with 0 posts

Posted by: Astarael Sep 10 2005, 09:37 PM

That's annoying. If there's all these extra numbers that aren't being used and members with no posts, I'd love to get a number that's farther from 2000. I don't know why, really, I'd just like one. Maybe I just want to feel less new. Hey Mata, why *is* the member count so odd? huh.gif

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