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The Other Side forums - suitable for mature readers! _ Introductions and where to find a guide _ so im a bit late...

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 12 2005, 08:13 AM

Hey there, iv been about here a little while but i just dont know anyone. So i took a chance and left the games forums in hopes of meeting new friends. Sorry to those that give the general initiation. Well i think thats it. Hear from y'all soon i guess.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 12 2005, 08:48 AM

hey, there! Welcome again! Come by the Matabar (Temporarily without a dragon Bartender...), and get smashed... (The dispenser makes a mean Pangalactic Gargleblaster!).

Posted by: Kitty Aug 12 2005, 09:54 AM

I got initiated after a year of posting goodness tongue.gif So no worries....

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Aug 12 2005, 07:35 PM

Welcome!

*duct tapes UPG to the ceiling*

nice of you to finally join us! and do swing by the Matabar sometime soon...

Posted by: JimiJimi Aug 13 2005, 08:37 PM

Good Lord! I never got initiated!

And I've made about 2,000 posts! I hope I haven't missed my 2,000th post. That would suck.

Anyway, I e-knighted you sir pizza, didn't I? Ah yes. I did.

Now, because people are walking towards me looking like the sort of people who would quite willfully shout 'brains' carrying what appears to be duct-tape, I think I will get out my sparkly hovercraft. Also known as Colin, the robot bar cleaner.

Anyway, welcome to the forums, no matter how late.

*Jimi and Colin blast off to deep, deep space*

EDIT: Aargh! I just had to miss my 2,000th post, didn't I?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 14 2005, 02:39 AM

Hmmmm. I've been wondering... just what is it you're uninspired about? Being a Pizza Guy? Heck, I've delivered pizzas, newspapers... I was even a courier once. The fact that my sense of direction is such that I can get lost in a 'phone booth (Does anyone even remember 'phone booths?), explains why I never did it long... tongue.gif laugh.gif

But, inspiration is fickle... I blame TV....

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 16 2005, 04:45 AM

YAY, im initiated. *peels self from celing* Well Quoth, im just generally uninspired. its not like i have a good imagination or anything, but hey. As for the pizza guy thing, well i was eating pizza at the time i registered and i basicly live on the stuff anyway. well thank you all, and ill catch ya'll in the matabar some time. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 16 2005, 02:24 PM

QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Aug 15 2005, 11:45 PM)
YAY, im initiated. *peels self from celing* Well Quoth, im just generally uninspired. its not like i have a good imagination or anything, but hey. As for the pizza guy thing, well i was eating pizza at the time i registered and i basicly live on the stuff anyway. well thank you all, and ill catch ya'll in the matabar some time. biggrin.gif
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Actually, I've found imagination to be just like any muscle... When I first joined Matazone, I despaired of ever finding my niche... but after months of writing drivel, I discovered that I was suddenly inspired, and had an ever growing stable of characters behind me... all without conscious effort...

So, exercise your imagination... It may hurt a bit, at first, and you'll probably be convinced you stink at it... but, like every muscle, it will grow and strengthen with use. Trust me on this one...

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Aug 16 2005, 09:11 PM

QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 16 2005, 10:24 AM)
So, exercise your imagination... It may hurt a bit, at first, and you'll probably be convinced you stink at it... but, like every muscle, it will grow and strengthen with use.  Trust me on this one...
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Quoth is right.. before i joined Matazone I was... unimaginary... now Im big in that department, very big...

visit the Matabar!

Posted by: JimiJimi Aug 16 2005, 09:51 PM

QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 16 2005, 03:24 PM)
QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Aug 15 2005, 11:45 PM)
YAY, im initiated. *peels self from celing* Well Quoth, im just generally uninspired. its not like i have a good imagination or anything, but hey. As for the pizza guy thing, well i was eating pizza at the time i registered and i basicly live on the stuff anyway. well thank you all, and ill catch ya'll in the matabar some time. biggrin.gif
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Actually, I've found imagination to be just like any muscle... When I first joined Matazone, I despaired of ever finding my niche... but after months of writing drivel, I discovered that I was suddenly inspired, and had an ever growing stable of characters behind me... all without conscious effort...

So, exercise your imagination... It may hurt a bit, at first, and you'll probably be convinced you stink at it... but, like every muscle, it will grow and strengthen with use. Trust me on this one...
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I have a robot!

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Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 16 2005, 10:28 PM

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Aug 16 2005, 04:51 PM)
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 16 2005, 03:24 PM)
QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Aug 15 2005, 11:45 PM)
YAY, im initiated. *peels self from celing* Well Quoth, im just generally uninspired. its not like i have a good imagination or anything, but hey. As for the pizza guy thing, well i was eating pizza at the time i registered and i basicly live on the stuff anyway. well thank you all, and ill catch ya'll in the matabar some time. biggrin.gif
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Actually, I've found imagination to be just like any muscle... When I first joined Matazone, I despaired of ever finding my niche... but after months of writing drivel, I discovered that I was suddenly inspired, and had an ever growing stable of characters behind me... all without conscious effort...

So, exercise your imagination... It may hurt a bit, at first, and you'll probably be convinced you stink at it... but, like every muscle, it will grow and strengthen with use. Trust me on this one...
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I have a robot!

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Yeah, and a very polite and helpful one, at that...

(In a whisper): Psst! I probably shouldn't warn you of this, but the kittens are getting together a lynch mob... They claim that Colin is making them look bad...

Posted by: JimiJimi Aug 17 2005, 09:10 AM

How the hell do you lynch a robot?

Posted by: silvermoon Aug 17 2005, 07:19 PM

Hang him until he rusts and animals make nests inside him? I dunno, I haven't exactly done that very much.

Posted by: JimiJimi Aug 17 2005, 08:14 PM

...

Colin doesn't even have a neck...

Posted by: silvermoon Aug 17 2005, 10:00 PM

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Colin doesn't even have a neck...

That might complicate things a bit...

But then, we're not the ones trying to lynch him anyway.

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Aug 17 2005, 10:05 PM

well... all you need is a inclusive magnetic field that will hold him but not crush him in the place that it is...

all the while making sure to disable but not destroy its circuitry....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 18 2005, 05:36 AM

well, Colin is safe, for the moment... the kittens got distracted by the shiny green Balloons in the Matabar. They might remember, again, though, once they've popped the last one...

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 22 2005, 08:22 AM

Yes, they might, but what could kittens do to a robot??

Posted by: JimiJimi Aug 22 2005, 11:17 AM

Good point. Although Colin has just disappeared from the bar for some reason. And everything's gone 32-bit.

Posted by: uninspired pizza guy Aug 23 2005, 06:04 AM

Maybe it was caused by some miniture blackhole/magic disrupter thingy?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Aug 30 2005, 02:57 AM

Actually, the Kittens have patched things up with Colin... now they're miffed with TV with Legs, about his flying skulls... But they're biding their time...

Posted by: silvermoon Aug 30 2005, 02:58 AM

Oh, the flying skulls can be taken care of...

Posted by: Astarael Sep 1 2005, 02:18 AM

A mixture of acid and holy water ought to dissolve any bothersome skulls. That or a vibrating dental tool. The skull would be vibrated into dust. I spend way too much time thinking about odd things.... but it relieves the boredom. biggrin.gif

Posted by: silvermoon Sep 1 2005, 04:55 AM

I really like the dental drill idea! That would teach those dentist to keep their pointy objects in their own mouth! Er, skulls, I mean. Oh well, it works either way. tongue.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 1 2005, 04:57 AM

Actually, as they're Flying SKULLS, I would think a dental drill would scare tham away...

Posted by: silvermoon Sep 1 2005, 05:09 AM

Skulls, teeth, close enough. laugh.gif Seriously, though, wouldn't scaring them away be enough? After all, as long as they're not harming anything they don't cause problems. Perhaps if we were to issue all the intelligent animals drills...

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 1 2005, 05:16 AM

QUOTE (silvermoon @ Sep 1 2005, 12:09 AM)
Skulls, teeth, close enough. laugh.gif Seriously, though, wouldn't scaring them away be enough? After all, as long as they're not harming anything they don't cause problems. Perhaps if we were to issue all the intelligent animals drills...
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We'd really have to set up a tab with the Repair Elves, then...

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