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The Other Side forums - suitable for mature readers! _ Introductions and where to find a guide _ *eats a gerbil*... umm... oops... HI!

Posted by: Soulknife Sep 1 2005, 04:57 PM

I am new here, and i felt like making a post that would annoy the person who enjoys his gerbil legions. HA!
Ok, im actually not that type of person who is just on here to annoy everyone (even though it will happen anyway).
I'm actually just here because I have been an avid follower of the other side animations and when i noticed that there was a forum (i hadnt been here in a while) I was like... ehh... not for me. Then i came here again, and again the forum stared at me... i looked away.
But... finally, i caved in, and saw that this has become one of the MOST EXPANSIVE FORUMS I HAD SEEN IN A WHILE!!!
And for that matter, one of the most (apparently) exciting. So... im here.
Hi... and happy gerbil eating.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Sep 1 2005, 05:46 PM

Welcome my friend, you will find that gerbils will be the last of your worries here.

And remember: solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Sep 1 2005, 07:27 PM

ello mortal!

*duct tapes soulknife to ceiling*

ok, stay! good boy!

you need to come visit the Matabar and possibly also Tribe Wvyern...

it would do you a load of good

Posted by: Matthew Sep 1 2005, 08:18 PM

Hello!
welcome to the asylum...

Er, only gerbils? What about hamsters?

Posted by: bikerroc Sep 1 2005, 08:23 PM

I prefer rats myself, have a bit of difficulty with the tail though. Any suggestions ?

Posted by: Matthew Sep 1 2005, 08:26 PM

QUOTE (bikerroc @ Sep 1 2005, 08:23 PM)
I prefer rats myself, have a bit of difficulty with the tail though. Any suggestions ?
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You could always use 'em as emergency shoe strings?

Or... a makeshift garrotte for those sneaky ninja missions!

Posted by: bikerroc Sep 1 2005, 08:29 PM

or even ............... emergency dental floss !!!!!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 2 2005, 04:22 AM

Uhm... maybe you should meet Arthur... He's a 250 year old pendragon. Pendragons are small (About the size of a large housecat), and are mousers by profession (Except for Arthur's blacksheep son, Tobias, who prefers to eat peanuts...), and are highly magical. Arthur's favorite food is Hamster... but they're hard to get, in the forum, as they are intelligent, sneaky, and mischievious (and They'll steal anything that isn't nailed down...). You'd think Arthur would be encouraged to eat 'em, but no... we frown on eating intelligent critters, 'round here...

So be forwarned: Magical critters are OFF the menu, including the intelligent hamsters...
Have a normal mouse, instead... laugh.gif

And welcome aboard!

Posted by: Astarael Sep 4 2005, 09:17 PM

I've evolved a quick spiel that tells you what I think newbies need to know:
- Try not to offend people.
- Don't be afraid to ask questions.
- Don't ever be an idiot. Silly is good, idiocy is bad.
- Always type in correct English. Or Mata will give your feet to the carnivorous butterflies.

Have fun and enjoy the craziness here at Matazone!
*strolls off humming cheerfully*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Sep 5 2005, 05:46 AM

Oh, all right, I suppose eating the odd Gerbil wouldn't be so bad... they're pretty stupid, on the whole...

Posted by: Astarael Sep 5 2005, 09:18 PM

All gerbils do is run around in their sawdust, drink water, eat food pellets, sleep, and crap. And they'll try to screw if another gerbil turns up. I suppose they *are* boring and stupid enough to eat. Can we have fried gerbil-on-a-stick? Huh? Can we? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Posted by: silvermoon Sep 6 2005, 01:51 AM

I suppose when you put it that way...

*hands Astarael a stick*

I'm afraid you have to catch the gerbil yourself, though.

Posted by: Astarael Sep 10 2005, 09:32 PM

No problem. My cousin has a whole cage full of them, and they're all fat from eating too many food pellets. Mmmmm... tasty gerbils.
Thanks for spelling my name right, by the way. People misspell it a lot when they're in a hurry. Thanks for the stick, too.

Posted by: haunted tape-dispenser Sep 18 2005, 10:38 PM

Gerbils be the favourite snack of Irish Pirates! arrrg!.....You did say gerbils right? You did! Then Arrrg!!!!! We be heading for Gerbil Island then! Which, I am told is actually more of an archipelligo than an actual island. Never the less! It be where we are heading! And there will be much eating of the fuzzy little devils! And some drunken jigging! Because the law states that if you are Irish you must be an alcoholic, and an avid jig dancer!

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