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Posted by: raech_mad_cow Nov 14 2005, 03:12 PM

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Hello, i'm a noobie and i'm scared! Please be nice to all us noobies! We already respect all you non noobs.
Take care everyone
Raech blink.gif

Posted by: little twit Nov 14 2005, 05:37 PM

Welcome to the forums we hope you have a wonderful time with us... *starts to drink*

Posted by: oscarhilton Nov 14 2005, 06:27 PM

'lo there small infant to mataland.

have you read the http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=boardrules

aaannyway.

see ya around.

Oscar.

Posted by: MrRandomQuotes Nov 15 2005, 03:53 AM

Hey welcome to the forums biggrin.gif
We dont bite here as long as you follow the rules, although a few people are known to like nibbling.

*duct tapes raech_mad_cow to the ceiling and runs off*

Posted by: little twit Nov 15 2005, 08:09 AM

QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Nov 15 2005, 03:53 AM)
Hey welcome to the forums biggrin.gif
We dont bite here as long as you follow the rules, although a few people are known to like nibbling.

*duct tapes raech_mad_cow to the ceiling and runs off*
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MMMWWHAHAHAAAA

Posted by: raech_mad_cow Nov 15 2005, 03:51 PM

hey! I like nibbling!!
*nibbles at duct tape*
one day i shall nibble through this duct tape!! you shall see.....

P.s yes i have read the rules....any other advice though?
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Posted by: little twit Nov 15 2005, 08:08 PM

And then i will tape you back MMMWWWWWHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA*picks up tape*

Posted by: Astarael Nov 16 2005, 12:49 AM

Isn't there some sort of Old Guard with special authorized duct tape? They'll be coming in here to beat you up if you've absconded with their special powers? If duct tape has become free-for-all, I'll start taping up noobs from now on.
Anyway, welcome to Matazone. Don't start really stupid threads at the rate of three a day and you'll figure things out eventually. laugh.gif Oscar's beaten me to the rules. They're mine.... *turns into a big scary demon for a second and hisses* Ask whatever questions you need to and follow the rules, lest Mata slice off your arms with blunt string.
Because balls of string have twiny goodness. wink.gif

Posted by: MrRandomQuotes Nov 16 2005, 10:43 AM

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Is there an old gaurd with almighty duct taping powers??? If there is the're not doing a good job. I've caught 3 noobs so far biggrin.gif But now i recon i AM the old guard. So duct tape noobs and you will get my wrath
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Posted by: CheeseMoose Nov 16 2005, 04:44 PM

Moop did it originally, then Ashbless, now anyone who feels like it does it.

Posted by: raech_mad_cow Nov 16 2005, 05:01 PM

Hey, if you do...would you do me a BIG favour? Tape me in PINK duct tape? That way i'll look pretty on the ceiling. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Astarael Nov 16 2005, 10:16 PM

But you're already too big for duct tape! It breaks at five posts, I believe.
If duct tape if free-for-all, I'll tape every noob I can catch. Looks like fun! Just think of all the inoocent newbies waiting for tape! *laughs maniacally*

Posted by: MrRandomQuotes Nov 16 2005, 10:38 PM

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But you're forgeting that i have the super one of a kind duct tape, holds for up to 20 posts ^.^
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Posted by: Astarael Nov 16 2005, 10:45 PM

You must've stolen it from moop or an Old Guard person, then. Apparently they still have a few strands lying about. Normal duct tape is only good for five posts.

Posted by: MrRandomQuotes Nov 18 2005, 09:02 PM

Well I'll try to use it sparingly.
Newbs watch out, I'm in a duct taping mood....

Posted by: raech_mad_cow Nov 21 2005, 06:09 PM

Agh!!!!!

Run away run away!!!!

Posted by: little twit Nov 21 2005, 08:19 PM

You can run but you cant hide. Soon me and MrRandomQuotes rule all newbs!
MMMWWWHAAAAA... come on MrRandomQuotes tern evil... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kawaii_Neko Nov 22 2005, 12:21 AM

hello new person happy.gif' I am a very old (not wise) person that used to come on here.. back in probably 2003 or so.. well I guess what else I wanted to say is welcome to the board.

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Nov 22 2005, 01:23 AM

she's not lying you know, she's been here about as long as I have, thats a loooooooooooooooooong time tongue.gif

Posted by: raech_mad_cow Nov 22 2005, 10:36 AM

WOW! RESPECT!
*bows to your infinite wisdom and power*

I don't know about other noobs, but i hope that one day i too will be able to pass down the wisdom that i have gained from the other side. (Especially duct tape)

sad.gif God bless you!

Raech
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P.S. Can i become evil too? I've been practising my evil laugh? Go on....

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Nov 22 2005, 12:25 PM

Well your usual Evil Laugh is something like "muah-hahahahahaha!", but my preference is something more of a tribute to Bowser, like this: "bwahahahahahaha!". It's just a matter of personal preference really.

Posted by: MrRandomQuotes Nov 23 2005, 07:59 PM

Sorry to dissapoint you twit but the brother(and sister)hood of the duct tapers is not evil. It is mearly a means of keeping the noobs in line, and since noone was continuing this great tradition it has fallen upon me.

So any aplications to join this so far tiny group should be yelled out quickly.

Beware, unauthorised duct taping wil be met with the vengance of thousands of tiny giants ready to eat your brains. Maybe.

Posted by: Mata Nov 27 2005, 06:12 PM

QUOTE (Kawaii_Neko @ Nov 22 2005, 12:21 AM)
hello new person happy.gif' I am a very old (not wise) person that used to come on here.. back in probably 2003 or so.. well I guess what else I wanted to say is welcome to the board.
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Crikey. I didn't expect you to ever come back! *hugs* Nice to see you again!

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