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Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 11 2003, 12:41 PM

It is quite plain to see that this site is on the up and up - over 30 people have joined in the week since I did! This number will probably keep growing at an even greater rate as word-of-mouth introduces more people to Matazone, and so to the forums.

This, of course, means that there will be an influx of people with no idea what is going on, who anyone is, and what to do. Granted, there are pinned notices to help folks out, but admit it, how often do you read the instructions when you've just got something new?

It is in this spirit that I propose an idea: Adoption!

It's simple - newbies use this thread to put themselves up for adoption by an established user (Advanced Member or higher preferably), who will then show them the ropes and answer any questions (such as 'Why won't my avatar work?', 'how do I write things in red?' or 'Does that gerbilfromhell fellow ever calm down?') via PMs.

If you like the idea, why not make your name known as being available to the Adopt A Noob scheme?

And just to make things more fun, why not put the name of you newbie (or your adopter if you are a newbie) in your signature?

If this works, the forums will be an even more pleasant place for everyone, and we may even convince some of those quiet noobs to come out of their shells...

BTW, one noob each would be ideal. This isn't Pokemon, and you don't have to catch 'em all...

[EDIT]

Here begins a list of useful links within the forum - links to threads that, despite not being pinned, are very much worth a look:

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=601&st=0

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=916&st=90&#entry34252 - for use in the [color] tags

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=1275 - a link to more links - useful and informative links, mind!

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=4373 - take note, both those adopting and those being adopted...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 11 2003, 01:22 PM

CODE
I want a pet Noob, i promise to feed it and walk it and.. i dunno teach it and stuff

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 11 2003, 01:23 PM

That's the spirit, fishy!

Posted by: LilNick Mar 11 2003, 06:42 PM

If you want me to adopt you just send me a private message saying why I should adopt you.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 11 2003, 06:46 PM

That goes for me, too.

Send me a PM, tell me about yourself, and if I likes ye, I'll adopts ye!

Posted by: MAtt Mar 11 2003, 07:45 PM

im no longer a noob and i would like a noob but i don't think im ready yet...... and yet



NOOBS FLOCK TO MY GREATNESS AND ASK ME EASY QUESTIONS!


OK IM DONE

really i just want a noob to call my own!

Posted by: craziness Mar 11 2003, 09:57 PM

i would adopt a noob, but i am quite ignorant and cant write things in red or upload an avaitor as you may have notcied....i would be a horrible parent. but you noobs can pm me asking about gerbil........ dont worry gerbil we love you

update- i just figured out how to write in red!!!!!! wow i feel really smart now...

Posted by: LoLo Mar 11 2003, 10:16 PM

I'll adopt a newbie who doesnt have too many questions. I'm horrible at explaing things. laugh.gif

Posted by: NoName4444 Mar 11 2003, 10:22 PM

I want a pet n00b! I mean... I'm always open to help people out. Don't quite have as many posts as Crazy or Gerbil, but then again I'm around less than I used to be. Plus my hand went gimp for awhile.... oh well.


Hehe, key to calming Gerbil down, don't mention Mr. SB.... wink.gif
(hehe, dido Crazy's remark)

Posted by: SuperKathoid Mar 11 2003, 10:23 PM

i want a noob too... i have too boobs and you can only have so much fun with them... uhhhh


I WANT A NOOB!!!

Posted by: craziness Mar 11 2003, 10:59 PM

ok now i waNT A noob
calling all noobs- i will adopt you as long as you dont have any avaitor questions.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 11 2003, 11:06 PM

any noob wanting adoption e-mail or other wise contact me and i shall mold you in my immage and prepare you for greatness.

what type of greatness you ask ..... em well.... you'll just have to wait and find out my young aprentice

Posted by: racingaway13 Mar 11 2003, 11:08 PM

well, i think that as a noob you may want to adopt me, im cynical, im really quite insane, i am a through bush hater, i am rather intelectual, im a computer geek but cool enough i guess, and also, you wont have to know anything other than whats gone on in the forum before, i have a good deal of experiance with forums.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 11 2003, 11:18 PM

As you may have noticed from my sig, I now have a little noob of my own.

Treat her with respect, or feel the full weight of my wrath.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 11 2003, 11:29 PM

QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 11 2003, 11:08 PM)
well, i think that as a noob you may want to adopt me, im cynical, im really quite insane, i am a through bush hater, i am rather intelectual, im a computer geek but cool enough i guess, and also, you wont have to know anything other than whats gone on in the forum before, i have a good deal of experiance with forums.

your not a noob your a member but if you want adopted.

welcome to the world of the gfish just send a message to accept.

Posted by: LoLo Mar 11 2003, 11:43 PM

What if the noobs don't know how to private message?

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 11 2003, 11:45 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 11 2003, 11:43 PM)
What if the noobs don't know how to private message?

then post a message on this forum requesting adoption.

and we as obbsesive worrying people with too much time on our hands can private message them and controll there future devlopment.

eh did i say controll i meant nurture

Posted by: craziness Mar 11 2003, 11:52 PM

hey noobs, i rule because i have the most posts right now. i am usually in second, but before gerbil gets on i am in first. who knows, im at least 10 above him right now so......and anyway im cool. racingaway-i was about to pm you asking you to be my noob but then you became a member. graa.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 12 2003, 12:01 AM

em have any noobs avtually read this post?

Posted by: craziness Mar 12 2003, 12:09 AM

...i doubt it

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 12 2003, 12:13 AM

then why why do waste our time writing try to teach the young trying to create a better tomorow why must we watch as society falls and reality dies why must i be over dramatic why can't we all just get along and post with love respect and dignity

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 12 2003, 01:55 AM

by the time most noobs actually read this, they'll have figured out the fourm for themselves. this is actually a nicer version of what people like me do to noobs in other forums. we tell them what to do by yelling at them but that's mean so i guess i'll join this adoption thing

edit: i not only 'joined this adoption thing', i've kidnapped tens of noobs in the middle of the night laugh.gif

Posted by: craziness Mar 12 2003, 02:50 AM

i will never stop posting
not unless i go away

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 12 2003, 03:21 AM

It's good to see that the scheme is catching on with the established members. Now all we need is for some newbies to step forward and allow themselves to be guided by our collective *cough*wisdom*cough*...

I wonder if the big man himself will be adopting... if he ever has free time between animations, that is...

If you're really into the idea of adopting, why not say so in your sig? It might help you find a noob...

Go to it!

happy.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 12 2003, 12:14 PM

mad.gif i like my sig i'm not getting rid of the gerbil legions

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 12 2003, 01:06 PM

same here snaffleburger stays

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 12 2003, 01:48 PM

Relax, dewds.

And remember that your sig can be more than one line...

Posted by: IdiotFace Mar 12 2003, 03:03 PM

me = n00b and i am currently very stupid, but i learn fast, or i will when i am a liitle less confused. huh.gif


and when i learn to spell

Posted by: NoName4444 Mar 12 2003, 03:38 PM

Welcome to the board IdiotFace, you'll be addicted in no time... I mean... um.. having fun.. unsure.gif

Posted by: racingaway13 Mar 12 2003, 04:20 PM

omg, i feel very loved at this point in time, just wait till my teacher catches me on here... mad.gif i really dont like her, but anyways, i think ill just become good friends with u fish and craziness, btw, i realized that i became a memeber very quick, i think its my addiction to message boards nad to matazone oh well, i feel like im growing up too quick... ok well who cares, being a noob isnt too great anyways!!! AHA HA HA AH AHA AHA HA AHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 12 2003, 04:23 PM

Don't let the titles put you off being adopted.

Obviously, to adopt you have to have been here for a little bit, and have sussed everything out. But to be adopted, all you need is the desire to be aided and/or protected by somone else, regardless of how many posts you've made.

Think of it as a way of showing friendship and solidarity.

Posted by: Mata Mar 12 2003, 05:12 PM

IdiotFace, apparently your email address isn't working so notifications of private messages are bouncing back through the system. NoName4444 has been trying to contact you. Try updating your email address in your control panel (click 'My controls' at the top of this page). You can read a private message (PM) by clicking on the link to the right of that.

Posted by: Sickness Mar 12 2003, 06:54 PM

You know, I'd be tutoured, but I'm not new to this style of forums. And, fortunately, I know how to make my text red. Even colors like silver and gold biggrin.gif
I'd be glad to take me a newbie though.

Posted by: NoName4444 Mar 12 2003, 08:34 PM

hehe, sorry bout that Mata. Idiotface has been gettin my PMs, just not the e-mail notifications... So you get all the ones that bounce back eh? That would be annoying...

Posted by: IdiotFace Mar 12 2003, 09:14 PM

hmmmm its correct address, i could try gettin another address an tryin that one

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 12 2003, 11:05 PM

QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 12 2003, 04:20 PM)
being a noob isnt too great anyways!!! AHA HA HA AH AHA AHA HA AHA!!!!!!

yeah they don't let you get drunk ehile posting for one. he he. wink.gif

Posted by: racingaway13 Mar 13 2003, 12:14 AM

you say im a drunk!?!? well i swear to drunk im not god! besides, my teacher would probably have noticed, seeing as she watches me like a hawk since im smarter than her in this class (computer software class, we each have a computer so i sometimes just surf like i was earler) well anyways, i guess i do act like a drunk, and fairly often... oh well, just wait till i get my vodka imp...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 13 2003, 12:19 AM

QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 13 2003, 12:14 AM)
you say im a drunk!?!? well i swear to drunk im not god! besides, my teacher would probably have noticed, seeing as she watches me like a hawk since im smarter than her in this class (computer software class, we each have a computer so i sometimes just surf like i was earler) well anyways, i guess i do act like a drunk, and fairly often... oh well, just wait till i get my vodka imp...

em i was implicating myself actually but what the hay i have the imps

Posted by: racingaway13 Mar 13 2003, 02:14 AM

WAIT! i just saw your sig, fish, ok, since when was it "adoption" i thought i had to win a medal and then exchange it for an imp!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrg. oh well, and also, i am a dirty drunk though, although i dont actually need alcohol to be a drunk, i just act like one.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 13 2003, 11:34 AM

QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 13 2003, 02:14 AM)
WAIT! i just saw your sig, fish, ok, since when was it "adoption" i thought i had to win a medal and then exchange it for an imp!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrg. oh well, and also, i am a dirty drunk though, although i dont actually need alcohol to be a drunk, i just act like one.

here's to alcohol i drink to you health

Posted by: thatonegirl Mar 13 2003, 06:59 PM

[FONT=Impact][COLOR=orange] can i be adopted> plzplzplzplz? huh.gif

Posted by: MistressAlti Mar 13 2003, 07:24 PM

I want dibs on thatonegirl, I saw her first!

Posted by: LoLo Mar 13 2003, 07:37 PM

PM her and tell her that.

Posted by: MistressAlti Mar 13 2003, 07:43 PM

Can do (goes to do that)

Posted by: craziness Mar 13 2003, 08:05 PM

DAMN YOU I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! n00bs better get their arses on here after 3 pm

Posted by: Mistressofpain Mar 13 2003, 08:33 PM

14/f/ny looking for adopter (a boy) if possible thanx bye *waves* smile.gif blink.gif

Posted by: craziness Mar 13 2003, 08:45 PM

im a girl will i do?
I HAVE MORE POSTS THAN ANYONE ELSE AND I HELPED START THE MR SB DEATH CULT. I AM SOOOO COOL! I ROCK SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: spuglet Mar 13 2003, 08:58 PM

bagsi drof dyolf. hes my newbie! MINE

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 13 2003, 09:17 PM

apparently not. check crazy's sig. and crazy, you'll only have more posts than me until tomorrow (when i hand in that goddam story i'm writting)

Posted by: craziness Mar 13 2003, 09:23 PM

i know, i know. im just saying that to lead them on. i just got a n00b so bah.

Posted by: MAtt Mar 13 2003, 09:24 PM

Im still waiting! but hopefully not for long

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 13 2003, 09:37 PM

i don't really care much. i'll adopt a noob if one asks but i'm not putting it in my sig because that would offend the hellish gerbil legions

Posted by: racingaway13 Mar 13 2003, 10:34 PM

numero uno, *drinks a shot of imp vodka* there...
numero dos, do you all (adopters) think that im ready to adopt a noob? i mean i am a super advanced member and soon ill be up there on the total posts, i dont think ill ever catch up to craziness though unless she goes on a long vacatoin... but soon ill be up there at the top! anyways, i have space in my sig that needs filling, any cool noobs that want to have a cool, not entirely sane, ultra left wing, computer guru for an adopter and teacher, then PM me.... im waiting....

Posted by: craziness Mar 13 2003, 11:25 PM

what happens in the summer when i go away to camp? i think i will perish when i come back. i will have missed so much just from one month. and ill be so far behind on my postin too. <_<

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 13 2003, 11:56 PM

i'm not near a computer for most of the summer so by the time i start posting again (i'm praying that'll be from exeter), you'll be far ahead of me. BUT I'LL CATCH UP AND DEATH TO THE HEATHEN THAT TRIES TO STOP ME!

edit: so much for those prayers........................................ blargh

Posted by: MAtt Mar 14 2003, 12:26 AM

I still want a NOOB please PM me and i will say yes so if you PM me i am yours and you are mine!

Posted by: craziness Mar 14 2003, 01:16 AM

hey it would be fun to be adopted as the oppsoite of a n00b. a n00b or a member less than obsessive adopts me and tells me that i post too much and to stop. that would be great. hey, pm me if your interested lol.

Posted by: leopold Mar 14 2003, 01:47 AM

... and we could have anyone from Member to Superadvancedwotsit as an antiantinoob - they aint noobs but have a mad obsessive who, erm, encourages them to post...

Or is that takin it too far??

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 12:40 PM

QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 13 2003, 10:34 PM)
numero uno, *drinks a shot of imp vodka* there...
numero dos, do you all (adopters) think that im ready to adopt a noob? i mean i am a super advanced member and soon ill be up there on the total posts, i dont think ill ever catch up to craziness though unless she goes on a long vacatoin... but soon ill be up there at the top! anyways, i have space in my sig that needs filling, any cool noobs that want to have a cool, not entirely sane, ultra left wing, computer guru for an adopter and teacher, then PM me.... im waiting....

put yodel in your signiture

Posted by: NoName4444 Mar 14 2003, 03:10 PM

Ya know? We should have a n00b graduation, because they can't stay n00bs forever. Then they can get something more out of the program! So when my n00b (who's already grown oh so much) is no loner a n00b, he can graduate and I can get a second! ph34r.gif

Posted by: MAtt Mar 14 2003, 03:16 PM

at 30posts?

or when they say they are ready?

Posted by: NoName4444 Mar 14 2003, 03:34 PM

Posts, signatures, avatars, and chat room. My n00bs been in the chat room. hehe, and in this forum people will post 30 times in a matter of mintues at it's peak periods... Maybe more like 50-70.

Posted by: MAtt Mar 14 2003, 06:19 PM

yah
thats sounds right


im no longer a noob!

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 07:22 PM

QUOTE (MAtt @ Mar 14 2003, 06:19 PM)
yah
thats sounds right


im no longer a noob!

at 121 posts(at time of this post you were anyway) you probably shouldn't be considering yourself as a noob, hell after 10 your a member

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 14 2003, 07:40 PM

the title 'member' is given away too freely so it has lost it's meaning. posting 10 times should not make you a member, maybe just a half-noob. maybe member should be reserved for the elite posters who reach 2000 (considering the amount people post, that shouldn't be too far off in the futeure)

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 08:06 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 14 2003, 07:40 PM)
the title 'member' is given away too freely so it has lost it's meaning. posting 10 times should not make you a member, maybe just a half-noob. maybe member should be reserved for the elite posters who reach 2000 (considering the amount people post, that shouldn't be too far off in the futeure)

ok your currently on 500 and i'm guessing your vision are of the entire planet on the internet 24/7 well that ain't gonna happen for another 3 years

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 14 2003, 08:11 PM

lol. you've got a lot more posts-per-day than i do. the only reason i'm ahead of you is because when you joined the forum i was already obsessive so tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 08:24 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 14 2003, 08:11 PM)
lewl. you've got a lot more posts-per-day than i do. the only reason i'm ahead of you is because when you joined the forum i was already obsessive so tongue.gif

it will be a while till i catch up your throne of skulls is safe from me at the moment


craziness however

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 14 2003, 09:28 PM

she's not going to catch up with me (at least not until skool starts again). she was ahead of me for a few days because i had to write a story (and i cannot write stories) but now i'm back and am already king of the posts.
actually, you seem pretty close to crazyness....

Posted by: craziness Mar 14 2003, 09:30 PM

calm down. i will never understand why it matters so much. i dont realyl care if i have more posts than you and whatnot but if i do i will declare myself queen for a minute or 2 and live in my glory gloriously.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 09:31 PM

I'm still a good bit behind maybe after a few more hours i'll be able to decide better

Posted by: leopold Mar 14 2003, 09:57 PM

Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot. I don't care. I'm goin for quality tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 10:02 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 09:57 PM)
Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot. I don't care. I'm goin for quality tongue.gif

so am i i don't just post for the hell of it i post because i care

(oblivion to all i have the doomsday device. ok i know someone who does. ok i know someone who has plans to build one. ok i don't but i still managed to get by all of your un security and make this statement what can you say to that huh. oh the jail eh. you'll never catch me alive{pulls out smitmasterô and makes a run for it})

Posted by: leopold Mar 14 2003, 10:08 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 14 2003, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 09:57 PM)
Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot.  I don't care.  I'm goin for quality  tongue.gif

so am i i don't just post for the hell of it i post because i care

(oblivion to all i have the doomsday device. ok i know someone who does. ok i know someone who has plans to build one. ok i don't but i still managed to get by all of your un security and make this statement what can you say to that huh. oh the jail eh. you'll never catch me alive{pulls out smitmasterô and makes a run for it})

Did I touch a nerve there pregz?? I was kiddin, I'm not accusin anyone of spammin the threads here...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 14 2003, 10:11 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 14 2003, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 09:57 PM)
Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot. I don't care. I'm goin for quality tongue.gif

so am i i don't just post for the hell of it i post because i care

(oblivion to all i have the doomsday device. ok i know someone who does. ok i know someone who has plans to build one. ok i don't but i still managed to get by all of your un security and make this statement what can you say to that huh. oh the jail eh. you'll never catch me alive{pulls out smitemasterô and makes a run for it})

Did I touch a nerve there pregz?? I was kiddin, I'm not accusin anyone of spammin the threads here...

did you get me angry? nope

did you think i was upset?


i tend not to get annoyed and i knew you weren't suggesting anything.

but when i do get angry really angry bruce banner got nothin on me

Posted by: leopold Mar 14 2003, 11:57 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 14 2003, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 14 2003, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 09:57 PM)
Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot. I don't care. I'm goin for quality tongue.gif

so am i i don't just post for the hell of it i post because i care

(oblivion to all i have the doomsday device. ok i know someone who does. ok i know someone who has plans to build one. ok i don't but i still managed to get by all of your un security and make this statement what can you say to that huh. oh the jail eh. you'll never catch me alive{pulls out smitemasterô and makes a run for it})

Did I touch a nerve there pregz?? I was kiddin, I'm not accusin anyone of spammin the threads here...

did you get me angry? nope

did you think i was upset?


i tend not to get annoyed and i knew you weren't suggesting anything.

but when i do get angry really angry bruce banner got nothin on me

K. So we're cool then.

/me passes prez a freshly squeezed voddy & lime as a peace offerin

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 12:16 AM

me accepts and are glad to see your giving me freshly squeezed imp essence

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 12:31 AM

Now if we could only persuade a certain two political leaders to drink the elixir of peace, mebbe I can go to NJ again before I hit 40...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 12:36 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 12:31 AM)
Now if we could only persuade a certain two political leaders to drink the elixir of peace, mebbe I can go to NJ again before I hit 40...

NJ new jersey or somewhere else.

oh and don't wait spike there drinks

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 01:17 AM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 15 2003, 12:36 AM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 12:31 AM)
Now if we could only persuade a certain two political leaders to drink the elixir of peace, mebbe I can go to NJ again before I hit 40...

NJ new jersey or somewhere else.

oh and don't wait spike there drinks

New Jersey. Or is it Joisey? Whatever...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 01:31 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 01:17 AM)
QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 15 2003, 12:36 AM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 12:31 AM)
Now if we could only persuade a certain two political leaders to drink the elixir of peace, mebbe I can go to NJ again before I hit 40...

NJ new jersey or somewhere else.

oh and don't wait spike there drinks

New Jersey. Or is it Joisey? Whatever...

yay i was right

Posted by: craziness Mar 15 2003, 01:35 AM

why do you want to go there.... meh, go to NY its soooo much better

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 01:40 AM

QUOTE (craziness @ Mar 15 2003, 01:35 AM)
why do you want to go there.... meh, go to NY its soooo much better

it's his choice maybe he knows someone there?

maybe he is someone there?

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 01:46 AM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 15 2003, 01:40 AM)
QUOTE (craziness @ Mar 15 2003, 01:35 AM)
why do you want to go there.... meh, go to NY its soooo much better

it's his choice maybe he knows someone there?

maybe he is someone there?

LOL!! If only!

Nah, the company I work for has a site in Cranbury.

Jolly boring, what! happy.gif

Posted by: craziness Mar 15 2003, 01:48 AM

well NY is still better. we have a way cool city and far upstate we have creepy people who are sort of like northern rednecks and we have suburbia and we have a mayor with his own TV station (reminds me of snaff- BLOOMBERG TV!) and we have a river and we have "history" crap and we have our own personal island and NJ is just like oh look its some gardens over there and some factories over there AND A MALL!

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 01:52 AM

of the topic i know but gang of new york rules daniel day lewis deserves an oscar just for the bunny speach

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 01:58 AM

Actually, I did find the bit of NJ I saw to be a bit crappy.

Oh look, a warehouse. And another. Aaaaaand another... ad infinitum

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 02:01 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 01:58 AM)
Actually, I did find the bit of NJ I saw to be a bit crappy.

Oh look, a warehouse. And another. Aaaaaand another... ad infinitum

ooh another warehouse ah it has the probe run run!!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 03:10 AM

the view of nj from nyc:
some green smoke
some green, glowing people
rot and decay
a house

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 09:22 AM

You saw a HOUSE in NJ???

Blimey!

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 11:58 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 09:22 AM)
You saw a HOUSE in NJ???

Blimey!

there are lots of houses in nj

some up to code

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 11:58 AM

lewl laugh.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 12:01 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 11:58 AM)
lewl laugh.gif

oooooooooooooonnnnnnnoo

this is my 600th post i officially have no life at this point and will now trfy and find my friends in the real world and go to the cinema

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 12:02 PM

wait, why haven't we gotten to a new level? dammit, maybe it's in another 100 posts mad.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 12:04 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 12:02 PM)
wait, why haven't we gotten to a new level? dammit, maybe it's in another 100 posts mad.gif

i think it might even ne 1,000

now there's a target

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 12:05 PM

i'm gonna get to 1000 today. i won't eat, drink, sleep, or do anything that involves me leaving this computer, but i'm gonna get to 1000 today

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 12:07 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 12:05 PM)
i'm gonna get to 1000 today. i won't eat, drink, sleep, or do anything that involves me leaving this computer, but i'm gonna get to 1000 today

em good luck i'm turning off now, i want to see the sun again

plus i finished my research so i have no excuse anymore

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 12:08 PM

research?

Posted by: craziness Mar 15 2003, 01:59 PM

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT GERBIL! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! well im going out for part of the day so blech

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 02:15 PM

i'm not actually going to reach 1000 today i was just joking so tongue.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 02:58 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 12:08 PM)
research?

yup

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 03:12 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 15 2003, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 12:08 PM)
research?

yup

Wot were ya researchin prez?

"The effects of forums affiliated to satirical animation sites on teenagers and young adults"??

That's all I can think ya were researchin there bud tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 15 2003, 03:32 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 15 2003, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 15 2003, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 15 2003, 12:08 PM)
research?

yup

Wot were ya researchin prez?

"The effects of forums affiliated to satirical animation sites on teenagers and young adults"??

That's all I can think ya were researchin there bud tongue.gif

i was gathering info about a great many philosophy's and religions.

and whilst i was down loading i was here supporting my philosophy and the mr sb religion

i was also going through 270 e-mails that were in an account i had forgotten about and have now informed everyone never to send anything there again as its officially abandoned, and i fed my cat

YOU?

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 03:57 PM

i've been sitting here, posting and reading a book. i haven't moved from this spot for the last 6 hours.

Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 04:34 PM

I were sittin here downloadin big files from IRC, bored, when I decided to have a mosey on over. Noticed the forum had gone supernova. Posted like a demon. Came 6th overall. Went to bed.

So nowt excitin then...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 15 2003, 06:09 PM

now i watched ayb about 20 more times........ ng is beginning to bore me <_<

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 17 2003, 10:17 PM

herkricharkxavirochanyiashalmanixzrobnir

rise rise rise rise

rise o great old one from the deep

rise o' great cthulu and take your place as a corporate executive at mr SB corp


rise and serve me puny mortal squid face


RISE

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 10:58 PM

that's not me is it? i'm not old <_<

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 17 2003, 11:18 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 17 2003, 10:58 PM)
that's not me is it? i'm not old dry.gif

you've never read lovecraft have you

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 18 2003, 03:36 PM

Holy flurking shnit!

Me noob's been pilfered!!!

If any new newbies need adoptin', drop me a line.

In the meantime, on the topic of noob graduation (perhaps the last time this thread was on topic... <_<), it's a nice idea and should be left entirely up to you and your noob. Let them go when they feel ready!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 18 2003, 04:47 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 17 2003, 11:18 PM)
QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 17 2003, 10:58 PM)
that's not me is it? i'm not old dry.gif

you've never read lovecraft have you

i was TRYING to make a really stupid joke mad.gif

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 18 2003, 11:56 PM

Oh, sod it.

Seeing as some people simply can't not spam a thread simply for the reason that it exists, and because some people think it's OK to half-inch your noob even when you've put a note in your sig that you'll be away for a couple of days, I've decided to opt out and adopt myself.

Fat hairy bollocks to the lot of you!

tongue.gif

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 19 2003, 01:23 AM

QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 18 2003, 11:56 PM)
Oh, sod it.

Seeing as some people simply can't not spam a thread simply for the reason that it exists, and because some people think it's OK to half-inch your noob even when you've put a note in your sig that you'll be away for a couple of days, I've decided to opt out and adopt myself.

Fat hairy bollocks to the lot of you!

tongue.gif

Aw, poor Kybosh!

*hugs Kybosh and gives Kybosh a bag of beavers*

Beaver...delightful creatures they are...

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 19 2003, 01:23 AM

i just want to let the noobs know im still looking for a noob to call my own... it will be fun, my brain doesnt work right

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 19 2003, 02:22 AM

Beavers come in bags now? Handy.

Good luck to you, Cheese. The OPLI salutes your determination. Well, I do, and I'd imagine you do to, so let's assume the others do.

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 19 2003, 02:27 AM

The Smacko wishes you luck too, oh Cheesy One.

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 19 2003, 03:02 AM

im getting support... this is a new... good feeling...(oh yay smile.gif )

if these two are giving me support.. then i must be somewhat decent... ok, im not... still, you want to be adopted by me...

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 19 2003, 03:06 AM

Big up max respec' to da Penguin Prince, mofo.

Bah... I suck as a noob... I think I'll ditch myself and try to find a part-time adoptee who doesn't mind me being away for long stretches...

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 19 2003, 03:15 AM

thats the spirit, whats the point of being your own noob and not being able to teach yourself things on the forum and make a new friend? its easier to learn something if someone teaches you, rather then teach yourself and its better to make new friends then talk to yourself

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 24 2003, 12:07 AM

QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 11 2003, 12:41 PM)
BTW, one noob each would be ideal. This isn't Pokemon, and you don't have to catch 'em all...

Some clarification.

This is a point that has already been raised, and, seeing as this whole 'adoption' malarky was all my fault, I'd better throw in my twopenn'orth.

What I really meant was that one each should be the way it is done, and anyone not doing so is demostrating a reprihensible greed and lack of awareness of the wants and needs of others. Adoption is fun, and thus would be more fun if more people could be included.

In other words, one noob good, more noobs bad.

If you care to disagree, feel free to post in here. God knows this thread could use some on-topic posts.

Posted by: Joey Mar 24 2003, 05:25 PM

Meep, adopt me now!
I got no clue!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 24 2003, 07:16 PM

I'll adopt ya Joey, it's a big scary place here..... blink.gif Remember, if you want me to adopt you put me as your adoptee in your signature so no one can pilfer you!!!!! If you wanna know anything about the forums, or if you wanna be adopted just PM me and it will be done... biggrin.gif
Love Tara xxx

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 25 2003, 12:59 AM

im still looking for a noob... you want to be adopted by me... it will be fun.... we can roast marshmellows over a burning body... FLAME hahah... i meant open flame...

Posted by: ilikemonkeys Mar 27 2003, 08:54 PM

I'm a 'noob'. I don't think I'll find it too hard to find my way around, but I guess being adopted wouldn't be too bad! cool.gif

After all I don't want to talk about any sore subjects or anything! rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Alex The Kender Mar 28 2003, 02:36 AM

Uhm... Hi! I just got here, so that makes me a "noob" I guess right? I really like The Mata animations and just sort of stumbled in here and I'm still stumbling around... So yeah... Adopt me, please?

Posted by: craziness Mar 28 2003, 03:07 AM

i think my noob died. if she comes back i will welcome her, but i dont think shes coming back. noob spot avaliable! PM ME BABE! ummmm...btw
if you wanna be my noob
you better come back here
and you better post more than 2 times. and i dont mean you only have to post 3.
CAUTION:
I AM INSANE

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 28 2003, 10:00 PM

If someone feels so inclined, I am willing to be 'dopted. I can guess well enough to figure out most board related things (linking, pics, etc) so you won't be badgered to explain that stuff to me. In fact, if it comes to anything remotely technical, computerish or otherwise involved with codes, you're more than likely to draw a blank stare from me and a par boiled trout upside the head.

I wouldn't mind knowing just how to "hide" the color code tag though...*see the blindingly witty signature at the end of this post*

Anyway, on the plus side, if you adopt me, you'll get a slightly off center wench who prizes sarcasm, weird humor and mourns the passing of sporks from the local chicken fast food restaraunt. I'm also housebroken, rarely bite, and have better manners than the average rabid water buffalo. Usually. *cough*

PM with questions, if you like, or reply to my introductory post. Monty Python worshippers and fish always welcome.

Selkie

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 10:15 PM

Well Selkie - me own n00b is now some way past n00b status so I guess I'm free fer a n00 n00b... plus ya did vote fer me in some poll or other...

So, if ya can tell me the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, yer in!!

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 28 2003, 10:20 PM

Would that be African or European?

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 10:24 PM

uh, I dun know that...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 29 2003, 01:12 AM

(awkward silence) mad.gif

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Apr 4 2003, 11:16 PM

BUMP!

The campaign to make this post a sticky starts here!

PM your MP.

BTW, Gerbil - sig too long, too many noobs. Fix please!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 4 2003, 11:31 PM

YOUR SIGS LONGER INKY SHADDAP mad.gif

Posted by: leopold Apr 4 2003, 11:46 PM

Good call InKy! Have ya PMed the Man Mata yet?

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Apr 6 2003, 02:45 AM

leo - nope! If I did it, I'd feel cocky and wankerish.

Gerb - that is plainly untrue, as a person with a tape measure and two working eyes will tell you. Plus, you have failed to address the second issue (viz., too many damn noobs - read the thread). In the patois of my alma mater (FFGurus as is):

FAILED!

Posted by: Sabrina Apr 6 2003, 05:10 AM

I'd like to be adopted. ^_^

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 05:15 AM

i think http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=Profile&CODE=03&MID=186 needs a noob. you also might want to try http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=Profile&CODE=03&MID=205. i think they are both sleepin though. well, fer right now. both of em are cool dudes.

Posted by: Lord of darness Apr 6 2003, 02:14 PM

If anyone needs to be adopted I'm looking for a noob.

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 07:06 PM

WHEEE!! thank you mata!! im sure alot more noobs will get adopted... maybe less will get adopted by gerbil now! smile.gif

Posted by: Missy J Apr 6 2003, 07:25 PM

OK AM I A NOOB coz if i am woo hoo (i think) how do you no if your a noob. does some one tell u coz i havnt been told. and am i the first noob( if i am infact a noob) to actually come and write summit on here. there was so much 2 read so i got abit bored half way down so i dont no if any newbies sed owt so yey if i am and poop if im just like everyones else. i hav decided i am a wild noob and there for do not wish 2 b adopted or caught so leev me b. and im wierd and i blab on so BLAH ok im done now?? unsure.gif

Posted by: Missy J Apr 6 2003, 07:27 PM

dammit im a spud. i wasnt the first AND I WONT B THE LAST ph34r.gif

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 7 2003, 01:00 AM

hm... not really sure what to say to that.... lol

Anyways, good job you guys on getting this tacked up at the top! Ya are so smart no wonder I admire ya..... hehe tongue.gif smile.gif

Posted by: Cthulhu Apr 7 2003, 11:15 AM

I would very much like to adopt a vic... that is, I would love to adopt a "noob". Just stand on the shoreline and I'll come to collect you.

Posted by: craziness Apr 7 2003, 11:25 AM

you are a noob Cthulhu. you can't adopt noobs yet. you should be adopted.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Apr 8 2003, 01:03 AM

Crazi's right, I'm afraid.

Even though you do have the BEST AVATAR EVER!!! Good old Lovecraft...

BTW, belated thanks to Mata for pinning this, and to the guys who bothered him to do so. Y'all made me so happy...

Posted by: Cthulhu Apr 8 2003, 04:19 AM

Me? Immortal Cthulhu, allow myself to be "adopted" by someone? Surely you jest. Isn't it enough that I have lowered myself to allow my vast mental powers to access your crude internet to communicate with you? You should be groveling at my tenticles for this great honor I do you!

-C.

P.S. Give me a n00b now, I grow hungry!

Posted by: craziness Apr 8 2003, 04:23 AM

sowwy, you must be super advanced member to own a noob! refer to first post on this thread.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Apr 8 2003, 02:35 PM

If a lady by the name of Hyperion turns up here, direct her to my PM and ask her what she's doing out of the basement...

wink.gif

She's great - I'm sure you'll like her.

Posted by: Sun Tsu Apr 8 2003, 09:32 PM

If anyone wants to be adopted just PM me.

Sun Tsu

Posted by: Hyperion Apr 9 2003, 02:03 PM

InKy, InKy, InKy. You expect me to stay in the basement all the time? You left me all alone down there, and although the whips were VERY entertaining, I did get bored. . . rolleyes.gif Adoption sound nice *wink*

Posted by: Cthulhu Apr 9 2003, 02:19 PM

"Super advanced member" .... I am a GOD! I could "adopt" all of you if I wished and make you writhe in agony for my amusement.

Or I could just sit here and wait.

Posted by: craziness Apr 9 2003, 07:05 PM

...... ok cthulhu, you just keep on belivin that man....

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 9 2003, 09:17 PM

lol cthulhu doesn't realize s/he's still a noob (laughs at cthulhu tongue.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif )

Posted by: Lord of darness Apr 10 2003, 12:11 AM

only compared to us high up people.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Apr 10 2003, 12:15 AM

Meh, I think Cthulhu could handle a noob. Bloke's got his head screwed on, like.

Now see if you can find a noob foolish enough to come within your tentacled grasp, O Great One!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 10 2003, 12:26 AM

QUOTE (Lord of darness @ Apr 10 2003, 12:11 AM)
only compared to us high up people.

i meant he's got few enough posts to be someone's noob not that he's really a noob

Posted by: Lord of darness Apr 10 2003, 12:56 AM

that may be true but I think he can handle a noob.

Posted by: Hyperion Apr 10 2003, 11:59 AM

*blinku, hides behind InKy* He has . . . tentacles?

Posted by: Oni Usagi Apr 11 2003, 02:29 AM

Well, I thought I'd be ok. But I seem to have made some unfortunate miscalculations on what I can and can't do at the time. Specifically, My acid bunny, I need help adding him to my signature. I think I've got the avatar thing figured out. But, whatever, PM me i guess. I just need some help and want to make some friends.

Posted by: Hyperion Apr 12 2003, 12:33 AM

I'll be your friend, Oni. I know how it feels to be alone and unwanted.

*grumble* Just because my highest goal in life is to rid the world of humanity people think I'm strange. I'll show YOU strange. *cackles quietly*

Posted by: wolfbane Apr 12 2003, 10:52 AM

I want a noob. I want one! can I have one? Please? I'm ever so nice...

*smiles sweetly*

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 12 2003, 07:41 PM

since you've got 100 posts, pm an unadopted noob and ask him/her if he/she wants to be adopted and you can get your noob biggrin.gif

Posted by: wolfbane Apr 13 2003, 12:43 PM

Fanku! When I find a noob that I want to capture and keep for ebil purposes...I mean adopt and care for and stroke and call george...I will PM one, and then world domination will be mine!

*evil cackle*

Posted by: Eileen Aries Apr 16 2003, 07:34 PM

hey i'm a noob and would like to be someone's pet... i mean i would like to be adopted. I didn't know how to check if anyone had a noob already, so i just posted. biggrin.gif

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 18 2003, 04:16 AM

Hey Eileen. I'll adopt you if you promise not to run away like my other two n00bs did.

Posted by: spiceybrains Apr 18 2003, 08:55 AM

*coughs*...

hi.
i spose im a noob but im not completely ignorant.... i know how to write in blue, purple, and evengreen...


but i'd like to get to know which bit of the board is for what, etc....and help with my av would be nice.

so if any one would like to kidnap me, id be grateful!!

thanks

Posted by: LilNick Apr 18 2003, 11:07 AM

noobs are good while they last I did have one but he grew up.

Posted by: spiceybrains Apr 18 2003, 01:04 PM

you can have another one if you like biggrin.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Apr 19 2003, 03:01 PM

I smell you, spicybrains. I'll adopt you! happy.gif!

Posted by: syuu Apr 21 2003, 06:14 AM

OH GOD I'M A POKEMON. ._. ..

Posted by: poppa.moo Apr 22 2003, 12:32 PM

Ok, so i am the newbie, hi all, had a lovely pm from craziness that made me feel very welcome, and just wanted to write to say hi to you all, and embrace the warmth of the forum peoples!

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 29 2003, 03:01 AM

Hewwo Moo. What's shakin?

Posted by: poppa.moo Apr 30 2003, 11:48 AM

Good Afternoon Mistress Alti,

it's shakin quite well at the time being now, i'm settled in now, and feeling much more at home, thanks. In fact, i think i'll find myself a spot, and stay for a while, at least until i get bored or i get thrown out! blink.gif

Posted by: MAtt May 1 2003, 07:34 PM

so far that has only happened twice, but to one person. And um yah

Posted by: poppa.moo May 2 2003, 11:28 AM

Twice...to one person? I won't ask, cos what i don't know and don't understand can't hurt me. I think. Ho hum. smile.gif

Posted by: Tristessa May 10 2003, 02:17 AM

hewwo. im a helpless n00b. i want a master. i take orders well. and im a penguin wahh! wahh! (<---penguin noise) and i think you should adopt me. someone. anyone.

Posted by: MistressAlti May 10 2003, 03:28 AM

I'd let cheese adopt you, as he's a penguin too, but I got here first and have been in the market for a new n00b. So you're mine. Everyone else back off. Rawr.

Posted by: SilverStormDragon May 10 2003, 07:49 AM

Urm, major noob as twere, looking confused. Oh, won't someone adopt me?! *tries to look endearing so she's adopted quicker* Jus contact me...somehow.....please? *sigh* unsure.gif Oh, the confuzzlication!

*cough* Urm, yeah.

Posted by: Tristessa May 10 2003, 11:13 AM

hewwo. im a helpless n00b. i want a master. i take orders well. and im a penguin wahh! wahh! (<---penguin noise) and i think you should adopt me. someone. anyone.

Posted by: Tristessa May 10 2003, 11:20 AM

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

Posted by: leopold May 10 2003, 11:22 AM

QUOTE (SilverStormDragon @ May 10 2003, 08:49 AM)
Urm, major noob as twere, looking confused. Oh, won't someone adopt me?! *tries to look endearing so she's adopted quicker* Jus contact me...somehow.....please? *sigh* unsure.gif Oh, the confuzzlication!

*cough* Urm, yeah.

Silvi... I'll adopt ya! Lemme know if yer up for that (send me a PM or summat) an we'll get things goin!

Posted by: Tristessa May 10 2003, 05:22 PM

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

Posted by: hinsley May 10 2003, 05:25 PM

I WANNA ADOPT ONE OF THE LIL THINGS!! laugh.gif PM ME N00BS!!! I WANT YOU!!

Posted by: leopold May 10 2003, 05:25 PM

Ya seem to be havin a prob there tris... need any help?

Posted by: Tristessa May 10 2003, 05:29 PM

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

Posted by: leopold May 10 2003, 05:41 PM

Earth ta Tristessa!!!

Ya posted that one three times now... do ya need any help? If ya do, PM me!

Posted by: Mini Silver Storm Dragon May 11 2003, 01:39 PM

I would like to become adopted pwease since i am all of a confuzeledment. My name is Slinant or better known as Lil Saint because if you translate my name into english you find you get the words Little Saint

O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)

Posted by: oobunnie May 15 2003, 05:57 AM

umm can i ask to be adopted even if i dont have any questions huh.gif

Posted by: snaffleburgersmypimp May 18 2003, 07:28 PM

Hiya! I'm a noob. Yes. Well.

I suppose I should get to work getting to know you all. You guys sound like a great bunch of people! If possible, may I specify my adopter person have an unhealthy love of Mr. Snaffleburger? And finger painting? And chinese checkers? And Irish rock? IF so... YAY!

+Amy+

Posted by: hinsley May 18 2003, 07:41 PM

er... i would adopt you but the only thing i know of of those is finger painting!! he he!! i was mrSB in the 'which matazone caracter are you? ' quiz tho.

Posted by: cheese is funny May 18 2003, 08:32 PM

i sent a PM to snaffleburgersmypimp... i didnt get a respond.. i dont think she knows how to pm....

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh May 18 2003, 11:19 PM

QUOTE (snaffleburgersmypimp @ May 18 2003, 08:28 PM)
Hiya! I'm a noob. Yes. Well.

I suppose I should get to work getting to know you all. You guys sound like a great bunch of people! If possible, may I specify my adopter person have an unhealthy love of Mr. Snaffleburger? And finger painting? And chinese checkers? And Irish rock? IF so... YAY!

+Amy+

Well, if your Irish rock tastes include Therapy?, Scheer, The Driven, The Pogues or Pulszar, then we're gonna get along juuuust fiiiine... wink.gif

And who doesn't like fingerpainting and Mr. Snaffleburger?

Posted by: stupidstiney May 19 2003, 03:35 PM

[COLOR=red] I am craziness' noob. [COLOR=blue] Woohoo!! ph34r.gif

Posted by: craziness May 19 2003, 09:44 PM

yes, you are. and you need to close your tags. hehe.

Posted by: stupidstiney May 21 2003, 03:21 PM

Oops didn't mean to. I guess I'm just a little slow. lol rolleyes.gif

Posted by: dancing_altoid May 23 2003, 01:46 AM

I am minty fresh n00b! Here my loud annoyingly soft and quiet roar! I would enjoy it ever so much if someone would adopt me. I am master of following orders, I am also house trained, and I know how to write things in all those colors like RED! And uh, uh...errrr....stuff? blink.gif

I have cookies. You like cookies, yes? YES!? I will....give....you the cookies if you adopt me.

Posted by: LoLo May 23 2003, 02:41 AM

QUOTE (dancing_altoid @ May 22 2003, 06:46 PM)
I am minty fresh n00b! Here my loud annoyingly soft and quiet roar! I would enjoy it ever so much if someone would adopt me. I am master of following orders, I am also house trained, and I know how to write things in all those colors like RED! And uh, uh...errrr....stuff? blink.gif

I have cookies. You like cookies, yes? YES!? I will....give....you the cookies if you adopt me.

cookies!?!?!

Hi there.

Posted by: porcelainwarrior May 24 2003, 09:35 AM

um am i a noob? i dont know unsure.gif whats a noob? i think this means i may just be a noob ... oh the shame!

hence, due my state of extreme noobishness and other such me-related stupidities i would like to be adopted ... please?

i cannot promise cookies but singing puppies shall bless and illuminate your life should you bestow love and red writing upon me smile.gif

farewell my potential mentors and also goodbye

Posted by: craziness May 24 2003, 04:54 PM

GET ADOPTED BY ELF!!!!!!

Posted by: dancing_altoid May 24 2003, 11:14 PM

Yes Lola, cookies. All different kinds of cookies, like rainbow sprinkles. laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo May 25 2003, 02:46 PM

QUOTE (dancing_altoid @ May 24 2003, 04:14 PM)
Yes Lola, cookies. All different kinds of cookies, like rainbow sprinkles. laugh.gif

I like sprinkles.

Posted by: syuu May 25 2003, 07:40 PM

There's a time in every forum lay-dee's life when she feels she should adopt a noob. This.. is my time. :X But I don't think they'll flock to me. Weh. I wurnna newbie. ;_;

Posted by: HarleenQuinzel May 27 2003, 07:14 AM

I'm a newbie so I would like to be adopted please!:unsure:



~Harley~




-----
Visit Me ----> http://www.HarleenQuinzel.Deviantart.com<---- Visit Me

Posted by: hinsley May 27 2003, 07:15 AM

ill adopt ya harley!!

Posted by: kisah May 27 2003, 07:57 AM

Alright, I'll take the knocks for being a n00b but I'm not up for adoption presently. I just needed to get Mata's MSN addy and this seemed as good a place as any to request it.

Kat

Posted by: hinsley May 27 2003, 07:59 AM

eh?

Posted by: LoLo May 27 2003, 03:21 PM

QUOTE (HarleenQuinzel @ May 27 2003, 12:14 AM)
I'm a newbie so I would like to be adopted please!:unsure:



~Harley~




-----
Visit Me ----> http://www.HarleenQuinzel.Deviantart.com<---- Visit Me

dude I have a Harley Quinn av that would look so good on you........great name btw.

Posted by: LoLo May 30 2003, 02:36 AM

QUOTE (kisah @ May 27 2003, 12:57 AM)
Alright, I'll take the knocks for being a n00b but I'm not up for adoption presently. I just needed to get Mata's MSN addy and this seemed as good a place as any to request it.

Kat

let me give you a proper welcome....lol

Posted by: stupidstiney1 Jun 4 2003, 01:21 PM

I'm back for some reason my other name wasn't working. unsure.gif But I guess thats ok. O craziness am I still your noob?? blink.gif

Posted by: craziness Jun 4 2003, 09:01 PM

of course you are.

Posted by: stupidstiney1 Jun 6 2003, 04:57 AM

Yay!!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: CommandeerOfSouls Jun 8 2003, 11:41 PM

ph34r.gif I own you all. ph34r.gif

Posted by: craziness Jun 9 2003, 07:07 PM

QUOTE (CommandeerOfSouls @ Jun 8 2003, 07:41 PM)
ph34r.gif I own you all. ph34r.gif

you just go on thinking that honey........

Posted by: Odio_esse Jun 10 2003, 05:32 AM

I!!! am a noob. and proud cool.gif

Posted by: hinsley Jun 11 2003, 10:08 AM

anyone want adopting? i have no n00bs at the minute!!!

Posted by: CommandeerOfSouls Jun 15 2003, 09:12 AM

QUOTE (craziness @ Jun 9 2003, 03:07 PM)
QUOTE (CommandeerOfSouls @ Jun 8 2003, 07:41 PM)
ph34r.gif I own you all. ph34r.gif

you just go on thinking that honey........

thank you, I will.
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www.HighlyFlamable.com
We own your soul!

Posted by: Rain Jun 17 2003, 09:52 AM

GREETINGS! I am a Noob. My name is Rain, and I get addicted to things very easily. I'm hoping to become addicted to this forum, but unless I figure out how to get these stupid colors to work *grumbles and shakes fist at color thing*, I might just end up throwing my computer across the room... again.

*cough, cough* Anyway....

I don't ask too many questions (besides how to use the colors, and if cats really do land on their feet when thrown from a window), and I'd be very happy if someone was willing to adopt me. If not... well... I'll just live in the gutters, digging through old posts and trying desparately to figure everything out. Eventually, my eyes will dry up from the strain of staring at my computer screen, and my eyeballs will roll out of my skull, and I will die from shock. But my ghost will continue to haunt this forum, occasionally adding random posts that say things like: "IS THIS RED!?!?!?"

I also talk quite a bit.

If there is anyone out there willing to adopt me, just send me one of those messages that end up in my Inbox... whatever they're called. I'll be the best little Noob I can be, and I promice I won't bite! (Note: You may want to get a rabies shot, just to be sure.)


Hugs, kisses and death-wishes!
Rain

Posted by: kidvicious2punk Jun 20 2003, 06:11 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 11 2003, 02:22 PM)
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I want a pet Noob, i promise to feed it and walk it and.. i dunno teach it and stuff



sounds fun,i want one too

i want a pet noob too1 will some one adopt me?im new and i swear i wont be trouble.i will make my bed and do my chores but i am so confused..please adopt me,i am 13 with blue hair that is cut short and bobs under.i like cats and im not alergic to peniclin.thank you,i hope u adopt me!

-melanie

p.s. how do i get a signature?

Posted by: Lightfoot Jun 27 2003, 04:03 PM

Well hello everyone... I guess I am a noob. I'm not sure if I'd be worth adopting because I don't get to go online all that much (during the summer anyway.) But you all seem to be very open-minded, awesome people and I'd like to get involved in these discussions. biggrin.gif

Posted by: MistressAlti Jun 27 2003, 05:14 PM

Welcome, Lightfoot!

Posted by: Rattgirl Jun 28 2003, 05:05 PM

So yeah.....been in chatrooms galore but no forums, despite repeated attempts by various friends to immure me in the world of forumland. <_< But anyway, here I be and a true noob in every technical sense of the word so .... so....

SOMEONE ADOPT ME PLEEEEEEASE????

huh.gif unsure.gif

**retreats back into the Rattcave**

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jul 1 2003, 12:43 PM

I guess i could adopt a n00b, it'd be fun, i'm clever and stuff and i need to get back into the swing of things, common, you know you want me biggrin.gif

Posted by: porcelainwarrior Jul 1 2003, 01:27 PM

id adopt a n00b but ive had two already and neither stuck around ... sad.gif i am cursed!!

ok then ... if you want to be cursed come be adopted by my pretty shiny self ... you know you want to ...

Posted by: sizzlieswix Jul 2 2003, 04:34 AM

to be adopted or not to be adopted that is the question...

i would like to have meself a n00b...

i could really make a n00b one of the cool kids

and get it into all the cool bars and clubs...hehehe

cuz you know i'm special ..and i've been fought over ...hehehe...

and i'm advanced enough, i believe, to have meself a pet n00b

biggrin.gif

Posted by: Pudgy_Sexy_Potato Jul 4 2003, 05:24 PM

Should all of the Newest new noobs feel loved? cause i think you are all trying to start a consparacy.. o.O ISh this a Way to Domonate over Poor, Not really up to speed, slow noobs.. That have no idea what ish going one.. Such as myself.. But im a fast learner.. I Knew it!! It is A Consparacy O.O!!!!! ... Can I Be Adopted By Any One? I Could go by the Name egore... yes... And I will hand you scalples and sponges.. and stuff... laugh.gif

Posted by: MiriChan Jul 7 2003, 05:41 PM

Hello! Here's a Cute Fluffy Bunny Girl Newbie ready for adoption. ^_~

Posted by: MillyTheAngryPenguin Jul 13 2003, 02:29 PM

Hey, I'm a n00b and need a loving person to put up with my questions.

PM me if you would like to Adopt me!

Posted by: Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit Jul 20 2003, 05:14 PM

This morning, I was a newbie. I wish I had come here first. I want to be adopted! Will someone adopt me? If you will, just somehow get the point across to me.

Posted by: Jimi Jul 21 2003, 11:59 AM

Hello rolleyes.gif

I am noob now smile.gif .. however I can find my way around an invision board smile.gif.... would still like to be adopted.. never been adopted before cool.gif

Hmm... Mr Snaffleburger is pretty cool... hmm..

Hello again blink.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Jul 21 2003, 12:08 PM

Dibs on the newbie! Dibs on the newbie! Mine! Mine! biggrin.gif

You've been adopted, pal.

Posted by: Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit Jul 22 2003, 02:12 AM

CommieBastard, which one of us did you adopt?

Posted by: frogbutterflyfreak Jul 22 2003, 02:49 AM

QUOTE (Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit @ Jul 22 2003, 03:12 AM)
CommieBastard, which one of us did you adopt?

jimi

Posted by: Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit Jul 22 2003, 05:20 PM

Okay.

Posted by: Kalina Jul 23 2003, 05:03 AM

*peeks inside* Hello everyone..I'm a noob happy.gif I suppose this is where I'm to post for adoption?

Posted by: Cian Jul 23 2003, 10:06 PM

Does somebody wants to adopt me??? lol ph34r.gif <== I like this smiley

Posted by: {Gothic Angel} Jul 30 2003, 11:36 AM

Hi im also a noob, was told to post on this thread...

*reads the thread*

Omg too much competition

If anyone wants to adopt a lovable little goth girl (i get more and more like sarah every day *looks worried*) pm me

*scuttles back into her dark room with a cup of coffee*

Posted by: Tim Aug 8 2003, 12:32 PM

*tries to take off the bright pink, neon flashing 'NOOB' sign off back*

ahhh hey...

*ditches 'NOOB' sign*

yup ne ways tongue.gif

even though i kinda already know my way around, it wouldn't hurt to have someome who knows the ropes so if someone would like to take a chance and adopt a slight insane girl with a guys nick name then please gimme a yell smile.gif i sware im potty trained and i'll clean up after myself! honest!

Posted by: WeeJ Aug 8 2003, 12:45 PM

Het Tim. Its pretty simple round here as long as you read thr discriptions of all the forums on the index page.
I'll adopt you if you really need help smile.gif

Posted by: hinsley Aug 8 2003, 01:44 PM

i want to adopt a guy, ive never had a guy noob.....


WeeJ is a good mom to her noobs!

Posted by: WeeJ Aug 8 2003, 03:16 PM

QUOTE (hinsley @ Aug 8 2003, 02:44 PM)
WeeJ is a good mom to her noobs!

lol...Thats only because I know how to do avatars these days. Helping people out here is like my good deed for the day. I'm just glad to help where I can smile.gif

Posted by: Mr Fuzzy Aug 8 2003, 03:32 PM

QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 8 2003, 05:16 PM)
Helping people out here is like my good deed for the day.

Yup. Lulls your conscience into a false sense of security so you can go out and do some really bad deeds! tongue.gif

Posted by: WeeJ Aug 13 2003, 11:18 AM

QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Aug 8 2003, 04:32 PM)
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 8 2003, 05:16 PM)
Helping people out here is like my good deed for the day.

Yup. Lulls your conscience into a false sense of security so you can go out and do some really bad deeds! tongue.gif

You're a bad influence on me Fuzzy.

Posted by: DevilKitty Aug 19 2003, 01:03 AM

huh.gif im new and so if ne one wants to talk to me go right ahead plz

Posted by: DevilKitty Aug 19 2003, 01:13 AM

wow this place isnt very active right now is t huh.gif

Posted by: CrissiLove Aug 19 2003, 01:20 AM

Hi, DevilKitty smile.gif It's nice to meet you.... You can start your own introduction thread, and then you will probably get more greetings! smile.gif

Just in case: To start your own thread, you can hit "New Topic" instead of "Add Reply".

Posted by: Captain_Teri Aug 21 2003, 08:08 PM

[FONT=Impact][SIZE=7][COLOR=green] wink.gif
I`m a noob and I really wanna be adopted......I`m exactly like Little Goth Girl! I sweet yet pure evil..... Please someone email me and adopt me! I`m willing to do anyones evil doings! ph34r.gif

I know i know theres so many to chose from....
Well if yer looking for pure insaneaty THATS ME!
Evil to the last drop rolleyes.gif

Posted by: syuu Sep 14 2003, 07:07 AM

Hello there! I'd consider making a thread if I were you, but if you're too shy, I'd be glad to adopt!

Posted by: candice Sep 14 2003, 04:28 PM

QUOTE (syuu @ Sep 13 2003, 11:16 PM)
Hello there! I'd consider making a thread if I were you, but if you're too shy, I'd be glad to adopt!

I already adopted Captain Teri via PM, but they seem to have vanished. =/

Posted by: spiffilicious05 Oct 1 2003, 05:53 PM

You should make a storey about how stupid us americans are - or better yet I have some personal expieriences that would make for a great laugh if youd like them email me at SPIFFYrwr87@aol.com. They envolve clickey pencils...unsuspecting students....oil spills....and a long walk in the rain to the bus....lol and a whole lot of orange soda

or you could make one about the slugs....theres master slugishm....hes taken base in my friend chris' back yard in greenville ny - they run headquarters from the tall grass by his fence...they will take over the world...our only defense left against them is salt....

love
Kat tongue.gif

CLICKAY!! ph34r.gif

Posted by: doublehelix00101001 Oct 7 2003, 02:13 AM

Greetings. I *am* a noob. i'm up for adoption...i don't have many questions...uhm yeah i hope you like sarcasm and demented jokes...that's about it. need more, go to my profile. simple as that.

Posted by: coral_fang Oct 24 2003, 10:22 PM

someone adopt me!!!! i a nice person!! *honest * takesa minute to ponder over the lies i have just written* i want a owner ( hmm owner scary. ) can i have nice one plzzz i promise il be good!! im housetrained to!!! [/COLOR[COLOR=red]] [COLOR=blue]lots of lurve moi xxxxx

Posted by: coral_fang Oct 24 2003, 10:23 PM

hmmmmmm still havent got the color thing sorted

Posted by: the lil' pie fairy Oct 25 2003, 09:49 PM

one day my little paduan i will teach you all cool.gif

Posted by: acid_rain_child Oct 26 2003, 05:48 PM

I am a noob, and seeing as this is my first post *EVER* I will be excedingly happy if it shows up at all.
I would like to be adopted. *Ahem* yeah, that's it.
I'm really a nice person biggrin.gif

Posted by: the lil' pie fairy Oct 26 2003, 08:49 PM

pick me, pick me!! lmao laugh.gif

ill try and help? im in a good mood today. pm me or reply here xx

Posted by: Harlequin Oct 29 2003, 03:46 PM

Right.

Another post. I've got two now.

Rawr!

I am, as you may tell, a n00b.

In the most classic sense of the word.

Now, on to my next point.

Help?

Please?!?

You won't let me down, will you, guys.

Uh... Guys?

Posted by: ravein Oct 29 2003, 03:52 PM

PM me if you need any help at all...

Posted by: magikeyes14 Oct 29 2003, 07:58 PM

if you need any help, feel free to ask




happy.gif i lurve noobs!



do you like harleys?!

Posted by: Harlequin Oct 29 2003, 11:32 PM

Thanks guys, I won't hestate to ask.

Um... I prefer more streamlined superbikes, the firebird, something along those lines.

so riddle me this, young one.

Why is my nick Harl if I don't like Harleys?

Harl.

Posted by: magikeyes14 Oct 29 2003, 11:41 PM

yooung one? im not young.. your the n00b! *sarcasm* hehhe

hm.... i like motorcycles... i like cars.... yum *drools* happy.gif

Posted by: Cyanei Oct 29 2003, 11:54 PM

Bonjour! I'm a n00b on this site, and even though I know how to upload an avatar, make my text red, and so forth, I figure it can't hurt to get myself adopted. ^_^

And who wouldn't want to adopt me? I've got perfect grammar. *laughs*

Posted by: quietphyscho Nov 2 2003, 03:18 AM

[FONT=Impact][SIZE=1][COLOR=orange] I hope most newbies aren't really so stupid that they need to be adopted. who really has time to read a manual when there are so many buttons to push? And why not to a labotomy on yourself what's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: quietphyscho Nov 2 2003, 03:20 AM

OK never mind what I just said put down the scalpal and walk away from the mirror. DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE FONT AND COLOR OF THE TEXT sad.gif unsure.gif

Posted by: cait Nov 30 2003, 11:48 PM

Oooh, so many pages. It looks almost as if all the adopters are expecting the adoptees to contact them. Well, if anyone wants to adopt me, I am here, if not, I will be kicked out onto the street to die. *looks up at you with big beaty eyes*

*expects people to flock to her*

Neat idea!!

happy.gif

Posted by: acidteardrop Dec 2 2003, 12:25 AM

QUOTE (acid_rain_child @ Oct 26 2003, 05:57 PM)
I am a noob, and seeing as this is my first post *EVER* I will be excedingly happy if it shows up at all.
I would like to be adopted. *Ahem* yeah, that's it.
I'm really a nice person biggrin.gif

ill adopt you. i think we have some sort oif connection tongue.gif laugh.gif
hmm...can you have more than one noob at the same tiem? i hope so. yeah, PM me if your interested in me adopting you

Posted by: sammi Dec 5 2003, 12:07 AM

Fwee~! *bounces off asylum walls in straightjacket* Eheh... Me ish a noooob and uherm... Would anyone be luffable enough to adopt me? happy.gif; I promise I'm nice ( or at least I think I am. Or am I??? o_O; ) 'n won't do my sheep dance too often, nor bug you too much or anything like that... And I be the queen of rhyming so yeah, I'm way cool. cool.gif

I hope someone will offer to adopt mwe... *lower lip trembles, watery anime eyes* Maybe me 'n Cait can stick together since we're both noobs, 'specially if meh be rejected... *clings* biggrin.gif PM or IM me if you're interested, pwease! The franks thanks you. <3 ^_~ ( Erm, frankfurters or whatever they're called... Hotdogs? Well, franks rhymes with thanks so I couldn't use frankfurters. e_e; )

Posted by: AnitasButt Dec 14 2003, 04:29 PM

Noob... Rhymes with bo- *looks up at the screen* Oh. Hello. I suppose this is a forum, and I'm new. So... *whips out adoption sign* I would love to be adopted! smile.gif

Posted by: miss_spunk Dec 14 2003, 05:59 PM

ooo! Can I adopt you? I do have a newbie, by the name of blackmagic, but he doesn't post much sad.gif. So yeah, you can be like the noob I never had! (oh, and hello)

Aysha xxx

Posted by: AnitasButt Dec 14 2003, 06:06 PM

"ooo! Can I adopt you? I do have a newbie, by the name of blackmagic, but he doesn't post much . So yeah, you can be like the noob I never had! (oh, and hello)"

yay! of course! i'll try to post a lot... well, not too much so that you don't get overwhelmed, but thank you so much for adopting me! now i shall look through forums, and if i have any questions, i'll ask ya. thank you again!

Posted by: miss_spunk Dec 15 2003, 09:43 AM

^^^

*does yet another funky little jig*

*curses forums for lack of cool dancing banana emoticons*

*dances again*

Aysha xxx

Posted by: sara Dec 17 2003, 11:20 PM

someone adopt me.. i'm new to these forums. im 15 from louisiana, woowoo.

Posted by: lizziefrench Dec 28 2003, 01:29 PM

I wish someone would help me, ime new

Posted by: Overfriendly_Kitten Dec 28 2003, 03:30 PM

QUOTE (quietphyscho @ Nov 2 2003, 04:19 AM)
OK never mind what I just said put down the scalpal and walk away from the mirror. DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE FONT AND COLOR OF THE TEXT  sad.gif  unsure.gif

Yo -

try pressing the buttons once then typing the text you want to be in bold / italic / underline etc... then press that button again

you will see that [these brackets] come up with either bold, italic or underline written in them... when you have finished the same thing is written again with [/this mark].

To change font size or colour - I suggest that you type the text you want to colour in - then highlight it (press the left mouse button and drag the cursor over the text), then click the drop down menu (eg colour) and choose which colour you want.

I hope this makes sense...

Pm me or any of the others who are offering help if you need more info on anything.

Posted by: Overfriendly_Kitten Dec 28 2003, 03:35 PM

QUOTE (sara @ Dec 18 2003, 12:19 AM)
someone adopt me.. i'm new to these forums. im 15 from louisiana, woowoo.


QUOTE (lizziefrench @ Dec 28 2003, 02:28 PM)
I wish someone would help me, ime new


Hi there folks,

If you haven't already found someone to adopt you yet - then just read up these posts and pm anyone who's offering...

if you need any specific help pm any of the moderators or check for pinned help posts in each of the forums...

I'd gladly help if you need any pointers - just pm me.

Posted by: padonae Dec 30 2003, 08:30 PM

Hey, I'm a brand noob. I just joined about 3 minutes ago. Uh... if you want to adopt me, pm me, but I already know quite a bit, as I am well established on another board with an identical format to this one. I'd prefer my adopter to have MSN Messenger, but I'm not too picky other than that.

-Andy ph34r.gif

Posted by: Kurruskita Dec 31 2003, 09:45 AM

Please, would someone adopt me?
I don't mess with my food and I know where to pee and poo. I am a fast learner and in a couple of weeks I assure I'll be doing amazing tricks so you can show off in front of your friends.
Please, please, please pleeeeeeeaseeeeeeee...

Posted by: VehementKitten Jan 1 2004, 09:07 PM

hey this is a reallygood idea! i'd like to be adopted too, pleeeeease? smile.gif

Posted by: snoo Jan 12 2004, 10:52 AM

ummm...hi, I'm new *shock horror*

anyone feel like adopting me? *makes cute faces through the bars of the n00b cage*

I want to be free sad.gif

Posted by: Fallen1015 Jan 28 2004, 08:01 PM

uh, hi.. im new.. so.. someone should adopt me or something.. *looks around*

im really not this shy once i actually know people.. i promise...

Posted by: monkey_called_narth Jan 28 2004, 10:02 PM

QUOTE (Fallen1015 @ Jan 28 2004, 08:00 PM)
uh, hi.. im new.. so.. someone should adopt me or something.. *looks around*

im really not this shy once i actually know people.. i promise...

ill adopt you.... pick me!!! *waves hand franticly*

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 29 2004, 01:00 AM

QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jan 28 2004, 10:01 PM)
QUOTE (Fallen1015 @ Jan 28 2004, 08:00 PM)
uh, hi.. im new.. so.. someone should adopt me or something.. *looks around*

im really not this shy once i actually know people.. i promise...

ill adopt you.... pick me!!! *waves hand franticly*

noo!! i'll adopt you! i'm prettier!! tongue.gif

(see what i said about being modest? that was a lie!! laugh.gif )

Posted by: monkey_called_narth Jan 29 2004, 02:11 AM

QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 29 2004, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jan 28 2004, 10:01 PM)
QUOTE (Fallen1015 @ Jan 28 2004, 08:00 PM)
uh, hi.. im new.. so.. someone should adopt me or something.. *looks around*

im really not this shy once i actually know people.. i promise...

ill adopt you.... pick me!!! *waves hand franticly*

noo!! i'll adopt you! i'm prettier!! tongue.gif

(see what i said about being modest? that was a lie!! laugh.gif )

hey! i called dibs!!!!

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 29 2004, 11:12 AM

QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jan 29 2004, 02:10 AM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 29 2004, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jan 28 2004, 10:01 PM)
QUOTE (Fallen1015 @ Jan 28 2004, 08:00 PM)
uh, hi.. im new.. so.. someone should adopt me or something.. *looks around*

im really not this shy once i actually know people.. i promise...

ill adopt you.... pick me!!! *waves hand franticly*

noo!! i'll adopt you! i'm prettier!! tongue.gif

(see what i said about being modest? that was a lie!! laugh.gif )

hey! i called dibs!!!!

nu uh! you can't call dibs, its the n00bs choice

Posted by: Fallen1015 Jan 29 2004, 08:07 PM

STOP FIGHTING BE FRIENDS!

*sits in the corner in a ball and rocks back and forth*


hey, random idea, can i be both of yours n00b so there is no fighting? smile.gif

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 29 2004, 08:19 PM

QUOTE (Fallen1015 @ Jan 29 2004, 08:06 PM)
STOP FIGHTING BE FRIENDS!

*sits in the corner in a ball and rocks back and forth*


hey, random idea, can i be both of yours n00b so there is no fighting? smile.gif

nah, i couldn't handle the responsibility unsure.gif

Posted by: Ynnej Feb 17 2004, 05:58 AM

hey! I'm new! Alaric told me about it, and also said there was limited stupidity, so here I am! **free to a good home**

Posted by: Fallen1015 Feb 17 2004, 12:41 PM

if you are who i think you are, hi!
if your not who i think you are, hi!

*hands you a big black cookie*

Posted by: Marsyas Feb 17 2004, 02:10 PM

If Alaric told you and you're name is Jenny, then I think I know who you are too...
Welcome! May you enjoy many confectionary treats from our very generous forumites...I come bearing gifts of warm, chewy cookies.
Enjoy!

Emily (MSUPicc)

Posted by: starflowah Feb 18 2004, 01:44 AM

Hi, I'm star, and I'm looking to get adopted.
*looks around expectantly*

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Feb 18 2004, 02:22 AM

ya know its odd? i've been here nearly a year now and i've never really adopted a newbie...oh wait, i think i did once, but she went away and never came back, i'm gonna peg that one up to bad luck, i'll adopt you if you're interested wink.gif

i can get references tongue.gif

Posted by: starflowah Feb 18 2004, 02:27 AM

Yay! I've been adopted cool.gif
I don't think I need references though, but it's a nice thought smile.gif
Wow, I feel special now *warm fuzzies*

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Feb 18 2004, 02:31 AM

oh, that was easier than i imagined...i always thought there'd be more paper work involved tongue.gif

anywho, need anything, gimme a holler, i'm usually about, i have no real life dry.gif ...but i'm working on it....honest..... laugh.gif

Posted by: Ynnej Feb 19 2004, 07:03 AM

yeah, this is piccolos_n_doritos from kytn for all those familiar with that world...

thanks for the cooke! yay!

Posted by: MiniRagnarok Feb 19 2004, 03:29 PM

Hi. I'm a noob/19/m/Toledo, Ohio. Phoenix is my best friend in the world. Unfortunately she lives a little farther away now and I don't see her. Anyway, I have no prospects at all. Whoever is looking to adopt, I'm online every couple of days. wink.gif

Posted by: Kamaradi Feb 20 2004, 01:29 AM

Hello. I'm a n00b here, and I'd like to be adopted. I'm from Louisville, KY, USA, and I love music. I become easily addicted to forums, so even though I'm new here, gimme a few months and I'll be rackin up posts.

Posted by: phoenix Feb 25 2004, 05:59 AM

QUOTE (MiniRagnarok @ Feb 19 2004, 10:28 AM)
Hi. I'm a noob/19/m/Toledo, Ohio. Phoenix is my best friend in the world. Unfortunately she lives a little farther away now and I don't see her. Anyway, I have no prospects at all. Whoever is looking to adopt, I'm online every couple of days. wink.gif

hehe.... i would adopt you, but yeah its pointless. i hate you in the internet world tongue.gif laugh.gif you know its only outta love when i will destroy you muawhahahahha *cough* *hack* *hides big knife thinghy*

to those who are looking to adopt:
mini rag *snicker* is a great guy he has a problem with authority and likes to debate intelligently, hes the perfect mata newbie.

Posted by: Ynnej Feb 26 2004, 09:37 AM

I'm still looking to be adopted!! I'll be good! I promise! I'm paper trained and everything!

Posted by: MiniRagnarok Feb 26 2004, 02:21 PM

QUOTE (phoenix @ Feb 25 2004, 12:58 AM)
Phoenix: si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes

I keep telling her but she won't change it. It's nimium not ninium.

*Puts away much bigger knife thingy* ph34r.gif

Posted by: starflowah Mar 5 2004, 01:57 AM

Just curious, how does somebody go from being a n00b to being, say, able to adopt?

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Mar 7 2004, 02:13 PM

QUOTE (starflowah @ Mar 5 2004, 01:56 AM)
Just curious, how does somebody go from being a n00b to being, say, able to adopt?

Up to you and your prospective n00b, really. A good guideline is waiting until you reach Super Advanced Member status - a good indicator of you having been around long enough and knowing enough about the place to be able to handle the questions of someone completely new.

Go with your heart, young adoptee of the SPS.

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