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Posted by: trunks_girl26 Jan 26 2005, 11:02 PM

Hello, my name is Ange and I am a Matazone addict. laugh.gif

I need extreme amounts of Matazone in order to function normally.

I know I have a problem, so I decided to create a support group for others like me (there must be SOME out there). We can all support one another and swap stories of our first encounter with Matazone. Plus there will be refreshments available throughout the process.

So come on over, everyone!

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 27 2005, 12:05 AM

I didn't realise I had an addiction until the forums went, then I had a bit of time to fill which would have been spent loooking at the forums...scary huh?

at the moment I'm a little drunk and am nursing what could turn into a black eye...later biggrin.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jan 27 2005, 02:56 AM

I am a *sniff* matazone addict.


there. I said it. Now can I get my free drink?

Posted by: pgrmdave Jan 27 2005, 03:31 AM

Hello, my name is pgrmdave, and I am a matazone addict. Some of my friends were doing it, and I thought, "I'll just do it once, it can't hurt", next thing I knew, I was doing it every day, all the time. I was losing sleep, ignoring the "real" world...I know that I have a problem, but the first step is in admitting it, right?

Posted by: PsychWardMike Jan 27 2005, 03:44 AM

Um... I'm not ready to take the first step, but my avatar is.

Mike's not here right now.

Unless... is coffee being served at this intervention?

*twitch twitch, foam foam*

Posted by: pgrmdave Jan 27 2005, 03:48 AM

Would it really be a meeting without coffee?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Jan 27 2005, 03:52 AM

See now? Doesn't that feel better, everyone? We can all be addicts together.

Sir Psycho Sexy, I did the same thing, heh.

*gives free drink to Voices*

And yes, Mike, I'll give you coffee, but first you have to admit it. Take the first step. Do it for the coffee *dangles coffee in front of PWM*

pgrmdave......we're here for you. You did the right thing.

Posted by: Faerieryn Jan 27 2005, 06:15 AM

Me on tuesday morning at work

La di da! Better log on and check the forum before I start teaching the little darlings. Hum di hum!! Life looks so much more appealing after reading a few silly posts and reminding myself of who I am. Hum di- SAY WHAT!!!!!!! No forums!!! No daftness!!! No random giggles!!! HOW WILL I COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FAlls off chair in staffroom*


Hi. My name is Ryn and I'm a Maddict.

Posted by: pgrmdave Jan 27 2005, 06:21 AM

Hello ryn, it's okay, you've taken the first step, now, you can have coffee.

Posted by: monkey_called_narth Jan 27 2005, 08:30 AM

matazone was down? im spending far to much time in the real world *totters off to get re-addicted*

Posted by: dancing hamster guy Jan 27 2005, 02:07 PM

I am also an addict

I think I should leave - my life would probably be so much better....

Posted by: Because I can Jan 27 2005, 02:37 PM

Excuse me but how can we be "anon" in here?

Posted by: pgrmdave Jan 27 2005, 02:44 PM

Logic is NOT allowed at MAA, which is why we are allowed to post about our addiction to posting.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Jan 27 2005, 06:49 PM

I am addicted so much that as soon as I was near a computer with Internet I came straight on here. Even though I have huge amounts of work to do and I have left the boards for that very reason (among others)

Posted by: I_am_the_best Jan 27 2005, 07:25 PM

Hmm, I'm so horrendously addicted that not only have a I started using proper English on MSN wink.gif but I seem to leave my homework until the lesson it's due in when I frantically do it under the table... I think I need to go into hypnotism...

Posted by: JimiJimi Jan 27 2005, 07:47 PM

Hello, I've had a hectic January, and this is my first post for a while. All January I've been bursting for the opportunity (sp?) to get onto Matazone and let loose. If this isn't Matazone addictitity (making up a word while I'm at it) I don't know what is.

OK, there are more severe cases than mine, but I need to take the twelve steps to at least being able to wait till I get home to go on Matazone.

Posted by: exceptional1709 Jan 27 2005, 08:21 PM

Hi, I'm Exceptional1709, and I'm a Matazone Addict as well. Greetings all other Maddicts, it's so good to be able to meet people in the same terrible situation.
I too use proper English on MSN, and seem to end up running on ridiculously small amounts of sleep because I have been looking at the forums.

I have a problem don't I?

Posted by: Smiler Jan 27 2005, 08:33 PM

My name is Smiler, and I'm here 'cos I have a problem. You see, I'm a Matazone Addict. Hours are spent whiling the way on the forums interspersed with visiting the animations of the great high Mata.
There was no forums one day and I couldnt add my thoughts of what a wonderfully loony bunch of bods met up in Notts only furthering my habit. I want to stop (LIELIELIELIELIELIELIE) but I know my life is enriched by the forums. (NOLIENOLIENOLIE)
I'm sure I can move on, but I'm actually quite happy in my little corners of the bars at the Weyr and the Harem. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jan 27 2005, 10:40 PM

wouldn't the biggest addict of us all be mata?


and no, logic isn't used at MAA. I mean, Why would we do something crazy like that?

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 27 2005, 10:59 PM

no, the biggest addict badgered him on MSN to see when the forums were coming back


....what? unsure.gif

Posted by: Mata Jan 28 2005, 01:32 AM

QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 27 2005, 10:59 PM)
no, the biggest addict badgered him on MSN to see when the forums were coming back


....what?  unsure.gif
*

Twice.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Jan 28 2005, 04:24 PM

So, Mata, will you be joining our lovely MAA?

I have refreeeeeeehments *dangles various delicacies in front of Mata*

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Jan 28 2005, 04:48 PM

QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 28 2005, 01:32 AM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 27 2005, 10:59 PM)
no, the biggest addict badgered him on MSN to see when the forums were coming back


....what?  unsure.gif
*

Twice.
*



*laughs nervously and twitches*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jan 28 2005, 10:35 PM

Mata, you need to admit you have an obbsession with matazone. No one knows why, but you do.....plus, If you adimit it, You get a free drink and some Little debbie cakes.

Posted by: pgrmdave Jan 31 2005, 05:25 AM

If we're all addicted to Matazone, and it's provided by Mata...does that make Mata a drug dealer, albeit a loved one?

Posted by: Twitching Jan 31 2005, 06:17 AM

Hi, my name is Twitching and I'm a Matazone addict.

And I like it.

Wait. Isn't the fact that we've got this thread on the matazone forums like spiking the punch at AA meetings?

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jan 31 2005, 11:01 PM

biggrin.gif it's been said before and we'll say it again: logic isn't used at MAA!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Jan 31 2005, 11:51 PM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 31 2005, 11:01 PM)
biggrin.gif it's been said before and we'll say it again: logic isn't used at MAA!
*


Nope. No logic here, but that's what makes it fun, right?

And here you go, Twitching, delicious refreshments!

*hands out oreos to everyone*

Now, there's punch over by the window, but be careful to not let the non-addicts in wink.gif

Posted by: MrTeapot Feb 1 2005, 12:20 AM

Hi, my name is MrTeapot and I am such an addict I use proper English and grammar in text messages...even if this means going over into two messages for fear of the Nazi types.

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 3 2005, 06:06 AM

Welcome MrTeapot, I'm sure you will find help here.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 3 2005, 10:54 PM

*hands over kitten*
I don't know how kittens help you being an adict...... but they sure are sweet and fluffy!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 4 2005, 12:32 AM

QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 1 2005, 12:20 AM)
Hi, my name is MrTeapot and I am such an addict I use proper English and grammar in text messages...even if this means going over into two messages for fear of the Nazi types.
*


I do too. biggrin.gif

My record is 5 of 'em though. Methinks I text message like I talk on AIM, that I do.

But regardless, welcome to MAA.

Why don't you guys mingle and get a complimentary drink from the bar (oh the irony)? Dave, can you take care of them while I'm flitting about?

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 4 2005, 12:40 AM

Take care of us? We don't need to be taken care of!
*runs into wall*
OW. Okay, maybe I do....

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 4 2005, 03:40 AM

Free drinks at the bar! And Voices, of course the kittens help us, at least, I think so. And here's an icepack for your head, please try not to run into walls anymore. So...Shall we begin the first meeting of MAA?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 4 2005, 07:30 PM

The first meeting of the MAA shall now come to order!

*bangs gavel-like object, which squeaks accordingly*

Sorry I've been rather absent, I've an incubating pendragon who needs a name.....

*looks around the room*

uhoh......It seems I don't have anything for anyone to sit on.....I'll just pop over to Tribe Wyvern and see if I can't borrow some beanbags.

While I'm gone, enjoy the refreshments and on the big screen TV we'll be holding an all-day marathon of Mata's animations in order to properly celebrate his birthday.

And if anyone needs ice for their drinks, Pascal will help you out- though his aim can be a bit off sometimes happy.gif

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 4 2005, 07:33 PM

Yay! Animations...Pascal still hasn't seen some of them, but it's not his fault, he's still young.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 4 2005, 07:40 PM

there, there Pascal, you'll learn

*sits Pascal down to watch Samuri Lapin*

Everyone enjoy the celebrations!

EDIT:

Thanks to the wonderfully generous Tribe Wyvern, we now all have bean bags to rest on- and croched onto each beanbag is the face of our beloved Mata.

*Spanglizes the entire room*

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 4 2005, 10:18 PM

Ooo yay! I didn't know we got free drinks! Have you got any of that green bubbly stuff that turns you into a frog?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 4 2005, 10:20 PM

Indeed, and we just got some pretty blue drink that turns you into a bird.

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 4 2005, 10:44 PM

Ooo yay! *Gulps down blue drink, turns into a blue tit and flies out the window.*

*Whilst sitting in a tree transforms back into a human and the branch breaks.* AYI! Man, there really should be a safety hazard!

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 4 2005, 10:53 PM

We may want to limit the polymorphing drinks from now on...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 4 2005, 11:05 PM

Or at least bar the windows and increase the padding on the walls.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 4 2005, 11:13 PM

Bouncy Walls. Much Fun

*Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy...*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 5 2005, 12:16 AM

Bouncy, Squisy Wall!
*bounces off wall*

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 8 2005, 09:28 PM

Where did the bouncy walls come in?! YAY!!! *bounce bounce bounce* Woo, dizzy....

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 8 2005, 09:44 PM

I had them installed orriginally so that if Tobias and Pascal got too rough, they wouldn't hurt themselves, but it seems I quite enjoy them myself as well.

*bounces off wall and is bounced onto the floor*

Owwwwww. Ok, maybe I should pad the floors too.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 9 2005, 12:27 AM

we should get straight jackets,too. Matazone addicts have been known to be very dangourous when seperated from mata for any amount of time....

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 9 2005, 05:37 PM

I remember I was one of the first to try that green bubbly frog stuff. I'm still getting side effects.

*Spots random person in room, mistakes for a fly and eats them*

Like I said... saide effects...

Anyway, who wants to ransack the place for no apparent reason? I sure do...

Posted by: exceptional1709 Feb 9 2005, 06:05 PM

Ooh yay, bouncy walls! *bounce bounce bounce*

I feel like LGG.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 9 2005, 06:19 PM

why yes exceptional, we do have your size straight jacket in black!







unsure.gif sorry, couldn't help myself.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 11 2005, 02:41 AM

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Feb 9 2005, 05:37 PM)
I remember I was one of the first to try that green bubbly frog stuff. I'm still getting side effects.

*Spots random person in room, mistakes for a fly and eats them*

Like I said... saide effects...

Anyway, who wants to ransack the place for no apparent reason? I sure do...
*


Why suuuuuuuuuure, you can trash it.......

*sneaks up on JimiJimi and completely surrounds him with ductape*

Tobias, Pascal, take 'im away!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 11 2005, 02:45 AM

*That looks like fun* Gwen Opins
Arthur shakes his head. *They've got everything under control, Kit.*
*Aw, I never get to have any fun!*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 11 2005, 05:05 AM

*Tapes Jimijimi to Tobias*

Now, you and Pascal go have fun with him- take him out to a field or something.

*Tobias leaves with Pascal trailing*

tchtchtch.....such a mess he left.

*begins to clean madly*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 11 2005, 05:13 AM

Arthur fetches a broom, and Gwen brings the dustpan...

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 11 2005, 05:53 PM

*bounces off the wall and into the glass vase*
CRASH!
owwww......
padded funiture might help too....

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 11 2005, 06:11 PM

*Lands in jug of green, bubbly stuff*

And padded drinks I'm thinking aswell?

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:15 PM

*bounces up and lands in green stuff on top of IATB*

What do you mean? I had a perfectly soft landing

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 11 2005, 06:18 PM

that's beacause your covered in feathers!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:19 PM

Isn't everyone by now? If they aren't, possibly you two should start doing it in the n00b threads. Just a thought

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 11 2005, 06:20 PM

no, not everyone. just the people who came into the brother black sheep thread.

and I've thought about doing it in the noob threads, but then I'd have to hand out kittens AND cover people in glue.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:29 PM

Good point. We must lure more people into the CoBBS thread

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 11 2005, 06:33 PM

I'll work on that!
I don't think that eveyone has admited to being an adict yet!

come to the BBS thread! Come to the BBS thread!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:34 PM

Subliminal messaging. Genius Voices.

Come to the BBS thread, we have cookies - stolen from Tribe Wyvern

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 11 2005, 06:37 PM

Owww! *Chucks freen bubbly stuff at CheeseMoose* Hehe, that's for landing on top of me wink.gif
(And because food fights are SO INREDIBLY FUN!)

More tiny text here aswell?!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:40 PM

Food Fight! or more accuratly, Green Bubbly Stuff Fight!

Of course, we must use the power of tiny text to pass subliminal messages to people all over the forum. Come to BBS, Come to BBS

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 11 2005, 06:48 PM

Wow what fun! And because we have bouncy walls, when you throw it, it bounces right back! It's like a whole new dimension to food fights!

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes; you're under. You will come to the Cult of Brother Black Sheep and vote for him in the 'favourite animation' poll. You're back in the room. <<I'm sorry, it's another of my completely pointless aims in life but I've ALWAYS wanted to say that...

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 06:52 PM

Good point. And it means you can do deflection shots.

Hey if it works I'm not nocking it. Come to BBS, Come to BBS

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 11 2005, 07:33 PM

*deflects shot off wall to hit Trunksgirl in the head*

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 11 2005, 07:37 PM

What if we have bouncy straight jackets aswell?! Now that would be like woooo!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 11 2005, 07:39 PM

*Tobias flies in and dumps an entire pot of Blue bubbly stuff on Dave*

*sigh* this is what I get for trying to clean up, I suppose, happy.gif

*wipes the green stuff off of her head*

Though I do like the idea of the feather furniture

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 11 2005, 07:45 PM

*Pascal freezes Tobias, dips him into bubbly with telekinesis*

Pascal and I will win, oh yes, we will be triumphant!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 11 2005, 07:52 PM

not just yet!

*the bubbly proves to be too hot and melts the ice. Tobias drinks his fill and spits it at Dave and Pascal, covering them from head to toe*

Ange skips by and places a cherry into the bubbly on each of their heads.

Pooooor little Dave. You thought I would lose in my own thread?

Not to mention the fact that I control the universe.

*sticks out tongue and skips away to begin the clean up*

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 11 2005, 07:56 PM

*Pascal freezes the bubbly, and cracks it off of himself and me*

Okay, I suppose you win...this time.

*goes off to plot revenge*
*eats cherry*

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 11 2005, 08:22 PM

*CM walks in* Whoa, what have you guys been up to? tongue.gif

I'll leave you to it *CM walks out*

Come to BBS, Come to BBS

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 11 2005, 09:06 PM

Hey now, no subliminal messages here.

I say we share everyone between us.

*sweeps up the spangly trail CM left*

Come back anytime! Food fights with the bubbly stuff are always entertaining.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 11 2005, 10:53 PM

*sets down feathery funiture*
there you go, I didn't know what color feathers you wanted them in, so I just used the white shiney ones....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 12 2005, 01:42 AM

Arthur decides enough is enough, and launches a new, and improved Sudsbomb™(Guarenteed not to singe or burn)... flies in, grabs Tobias and Gwen, Shouts *Fly!* to Pascal, and exits thread at top speed. Bomb goes off, flooding thread with hot, soapy water and foam. When the water recedes, everything is sparkly clean, with no sign of green stuff, which, diluted, is now draining into the Matazone storm drains...

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 12 2005, 04:40 AM

*shakes off water*
Quoth! you got me all wet again!
*mumbles something about ruined hair*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 12 2005, 04:43 AM

I'd be more worried about what the green stuff is gonna do to the critters living in the sewers... can you say: C.H.U.D.? laugh.gif

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 12 2005, 05:48 AM

How about the ROUSes - I'd be more worried about them.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 13 2005, 06:33 PM

dry.gif you still messed up my hair....

Posted by: Erin Feb 13 2005, 06:43 PM

*sniffles* I have a problem...im ADDICTED TO MATAZONE! AHHHHHH!! okay..there..i admitted it.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 13 2005, 08:05 PM

Well done for taking the first step. The next step is to drink some of the randomly coloured sparkly stuff and start bouncing off the walls

And then you must join the CoBBS

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 14 2005, 12:24 AM

Hey! - No small text in MAA. Subliminal messages in a place with already weak minds is just wrong.
tongue.gif if you do it, make it even more difficult to see.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 14 2005, 01:03 AM

But small text is So much fun!

by the way...I'm ordering straight jackets, so just fill out the form:

name:
size:
Color:
Color of buckels:
Pattern:

Before any of you say anything, I know I'm weird.
Fair enough, Dave. Crap, I can't even see it!

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 14 2005, 01:10 AM

PgrmDave
Large
Aquamarine
Purple
Polka Dot (dots are purple)I'm getting closer

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 14 2005, 01:14 AM

I should fill out a form too....

name: voices
size: small
color: electric blue
buckle color: dark blue
pattren: diagnol stripes...in blue, of course.

I couldn't even see that one!

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 14 2005, 01:40 AM

*Tap, tap* Testing, one, two, three, testing... *Ahem!* we intterupt this thread to announce The Tribe Wyvern Mascot Poll... We are currently lining up candidates for Mascot. So far, Arthur the Pendragon, Tobias The Pendragon, and Gwen the flying cat, have thrown their hats in the ring... any other candidates should enter now... We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread... Already in progress...

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 14 2005, 03:52 AM

New entrant: Emma the Sparkling Rainbow Cat... Let's have a big round of Applause...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 14 2005, 12:56 PM

i vote we tie all the straight jackets together for a more comedic effect.

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 14 2005, 01:56 PM

*Wakes up to find self covered in duct tape*
Lucky I do my tape ripping excersizes at home, and with one little rip, it should just... Nooooooo! Industrial strength! Has anyone got any scissors? Or better yet, any secateurs? Man...
Now who has the best subliminal message? Hardly visible and small, ooh yeah! Aren't I great! Only problem is I don't have anything to put in a subliminal message. Meh, what are you gonna do?
And anyway, how am I meant to become an ex-mataholic when I'm tied up with tape in the middle of a field?

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 14 2005, 02:46 PM

CheeseMoose
Large
Black
Black
Black stripes

What?

Coem and join the CoBBS! You know you want to. We have a bar

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 14 2005, 07:42 PM

It's interesting, I've posted quite a lot tonight and I've noticed that after many hours my posting, not many people have actually posted... Which shows one thing, a lot of the people on this forum don't seem to care about the forum on Valentines Day... which shows that even Mataholics have their Mata-less side, which puts everyone one step closer to being ex-Mataholics!
Err... I think part of CoBBS is to make people join CoBBS subliminally, so here we go... JOIN COBBS! JOIN COBBS! JOIN COBBS!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 14 2005, 07:47 PM

Except me because I've been here on and off all day

Addiction Update: Matazone is now my homepage

Come to CoBBS, Come to CoBBS

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 14 2005, 08:11 PM

and the only time I've been off was to run to class

oooo, maybe we can hang some of the addicts from the ceiling and give the room some extra character

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 14 2005, 08:13 PM

Thank you for volunteering trunks girl!

*Staples trunks girl to the ceiling*

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 14 2005, 08:19 PM

I'm sorry, I'm already in a make-shift straightjacket made out of duct tape, so sticking me to the ceiling is out of the question.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 14 2005, 08:20 PM

I loooove testing things like these out

*begins swinging*

yay!

*swings too hard and falls from the ceiling*

hmmm, better try industrial strength super-glue

*glues CM to the ceiling and skips away*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 15 2005, 12:19 AM

anyone else need a staight jacket? I'm sending out the orders otherwise...

CheeseMoose forgot that the coBBS's bar come with one awesome bartender in a sparkly halter top!

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 15 2005, 03:57 AM

Can I ask for a modification to my straight jacket? I want it to be covered in bubble wrap.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 15 2005, 11:07 PM

that'll be $5 for bubble wrap....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 16 2005, 03:08 AM

Attention! The polling place is now open! Vote for Tribe Wyvern Mascot! Ten days only! Happy Voting!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 16 2005, 05:07 AM

*votes as many times as humanly possible*

And why don't we decorate with bubble wrap?

*looks at the still-glued CM*

What do you think, CM? On the ceiling would be good?

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 16 2005, 10:26 AM

Yeah go for it, I'm happy just hanging around up here

Two awesome bartenders Voices

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 16 2005, 11:26 PM

You can buy economy packs for like 5$ at lowe's....


but does IATB wear the sparkly halter top?

Emma says: Quack, Quack, brother black sheep, Quack!
She's getting better....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 17 2005, 02:39 AM

Emma's leading in the polls! Gah!

On the plus side, all of my babies are getting votes... even Gwen! I'm so proud! cool.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 17 2005, 02:52 AM

Emma will win, you shall see.

even though I suppose that gwen would be okay too...

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 17 2005, 02:55 AM

mmmmmm. Roast Mascot! arglee! (Simpsons reference) laugh.gif

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 17 2005, 10:10 AM

Of course Emma will win, we're hijacking your vote

And yes she does wear one also Voices

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 17 2005, 11:42 PM

The straight jackets came in!
*hands out straight jackets*
huh.gif the question is- how do you buckle yourself into a straight jacket?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 18 2005, 02:05 AM

Anyone who would vote for a duck... NEEDS a straightjacket!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 18 2005, 02:14 AM

Well, I volunteer to buckle all of you in, seeing as how I need my hands free to decorate with the bubblewrap.....though it hasn't come in yet....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 18 2005, 04:45 AM

Buckle 'em in tight! Don't want any of them to escape!

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 18 2005, 10:55 PM

Okay....
*hands over staight jacket*
I could use one now that I've had some of the sparkly drink at the coBBS...
*twitch*
I'm also working on getting a straight jacket fit for a duck...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 19 2005, 11:27 PM

*straps Voices into the straight jacket*

ok, you should be nice and secure......

*Tobias flies in, sees Emma and flies down to her*

Here- you'll need this.

*Hands Emma a custom-made bubblewrap straight jacket and a single rose.*

Emma: Quack

*Tobias blushes deeply and flies off again*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 19 2005, 11:44 PM

yay! bubble wrap straight jacket!
Emma says (I can speak duck, I guess) that the rose is wonderful...and she also says Quack....

She's learned a new word, though! Check it out: Emma, say matazone.
Emma: Mata....QUACK!
biggrin.gif well, she can say mata, at least...

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Feb 21 2005, 06:42 AM

Arthur flies in, pauses to do a double take... a duck in a bubble wrap straightjacket, and Leather collar, is holding a rose in her beak... Arthur observes that you don't see that, everyday... as a peace offering, he conjures up a thousand thornless roses, which rain down on Emma, in a crimson shower... He then swoops down on her, breathing dream dust on her, before exiting the thread.

"Hey," Emma exclaims, "I can Talk!"

Emma dances a little Duck Jig...

Posted by: little_bear Feb 21 2005, 09:08 AM

What was this thread about again? blink.gif

Posted by: dancing hamster guy Feb 21 2005, 11:20 AM

everything seems to go off course these days and resort to spam

....

*sigh*

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 21 2005, 12:40 PM

QUOTE
Emma dances a little Duck Jig...


I wonder if JimiJimi could animate that, I'm dying to see it.... smile.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 21 2005, 05:00 PM

I was gonna make Emma dance in the last little bit of the vote for Emma animation. It is actually meant to be her dancing, just it looks more like she's flying... Look at her legs, they're moving.

In any case, I agree, this is meant to be MAA, not Spammity Spam thread.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 21 2005, 05:27 PM

Okay, to get us back on track,

I am addicted to the forums, I even go on them at school because I can't wait the 7 hours between 'hits'. The forums are my homepage and they are the first thing I do when I get on the computer, unfortunatly this is now affecting my productivity and I may have to cut off my internet access for a few days just to get any work done.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 21 2005, 07:45 PM

QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 21 2005, 09:08 AM)
What was this thread about again? blink.gif
*


Threads evolve. You've seen that everywhere, so why should it be different with this one?


QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Feb 21 2005, 11:20 AM)
everything seems to go off course these days and resort to spam

....

*sigh*
*


Actually, I don't consider it spam, because Tobias, a representative of myself, and therefore a representative of the MAA, is involved with the mascot poll.

And, just a thought, but isn't posting on a thread merely to complain about spam, really spam in itself? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

But anyway, since others are attempting to find a semblance of 'order' within this thread, how about we all share our moments of realization of our addiction to Matazone?

I realized it when I cared enough to make a post like this.

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 21 2005, 07:47 PM

I remember the first time I really felt addicted, was when I talked about threads in real life. I think it was this one, in fact.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 21 2005, 11:07 PM

QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Feb 21 2005, 01:42 AM)
"Hey," Emma exclaims, "I can Talk!"

Emma dances a little Duck Jig...
*

biggrin.gif thank you, arthur!
Emma says: for the roses, too!


anyway, I first relized that I was adicted to matazone when I caught myself searching through the "latest visited sites" to look for it. I passed up TONS of other sites, just to get here.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 24 2005, 11:48 PM

*Tobias and Emma enter together and sit on the feathery couch and watch Samuri Lapin*

*CM continues to hang from the ceiling and watch the pair*

Posted by: I_am_the_best Feb 25 2005, 11:06 PM

Aww, they make such a sweet couple...

Oops I haven't posted in here very often...

Emma has a bubble wrap straight jacket? Now that is just plain sexy, no wonder he fell for her!

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 26 2005, 05:24 AM

*Pascal flies in and sees the two lovebirds. Is jealous that Tobias has been spending all his time with Emma*

*flies off to find another playmate*

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 26 2005, 04:01 PM

I've noticed that no-one's actually being cured here, or is that a good thing? So that we never lose faith in Mata?

Although, does Mata like the constant attention, or are we running his server down?

Am I asking too many questions?

Should I go to the Questions Only game?

Did you know that this reminds me of how I used to constantly bug Mata?

You don't?



Anyway, erm... *Looks around and notices that everyone is using asterisks for stuff lately so I will too. Notices Pascal and Tobias and Emma and wonder why there is an animal infestation, and why the only animal in here that is known to man is a duck.*

*Wonders if he should stop noticing irrelevant things*

Posted by: CheeseMoose Feb 26 2005, 04:16 PM

*CM falls from the ceiling and does a perfect dive into an inexplicable pool of water*

Hey guys! er.... guys? *looks around and sees only a duck and a dragon* Ah well

Suddenly the door creaks open and someone in a strange black mask enters the room. they take off the mask and reveal that they are.....

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 26 2005, 04:43 PM

Helloooooooooooooo!

I'm sorry, did I scare ya? My fault. I really shouldn't wear this mask.

Anyway, back to the spiked-punch induced murder.

*Slowly approaches CM brandishing axe*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 26 2005, 08:52 PM

Well, this more of a good addiction, rather than a bad one, and that's why we're allowed to post about our addiction to posting.

*sees Jimi with a large ax*

Oh good! You can use that to slice the fruit for the new MAA refreshments. Just slice 'em up and toss them into the bowl engraved with Mata's image. Just be careful though, I soaked the fruit in both the blue and green bubbly stuff before I brought it over here, so there may be a few side effects....

And where have all my addicts gone?

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 26 2005, 09:03 PM

But... the axe... CheeseMoose... murder... oh fine.

*Begins to slice up fruit*

This is taking my mind off Matazone! A cure! A cure!

*With teeth JJ reaches into pocket and retrieves a PDA. Using his teeth he opens Matazone*

Well, the cure is still under development...

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Feb 26 2005, 11:58 PM

I realized how addicted I am to matazone when I was waiting for a ride home from school.
"oh, I can't wait to get home!"
"but why?"
"I can get on matazone!"

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 27 2005, 09:25 AM

I just noticed the bar is actually fairly quiet for once, so I've popped my head round here to see if you've got any of that spiked punch left. That stuff's got a bit of a sting in it's tail.

When I'm on the internet, I forget what I went on the internet for, because I've always got Matazone open in one tab, and I've got whatever else I'm doing in another tab, almost forgotten...

Posted by: pgrmdave Feb 27 2005, 04:40 PM

You know you're addicted when: you're out with friends, and you think of a rebuttal for something in issues, and have the sudden urge to leave your friends, and go post it.

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 27 2005, 04:46 PM

Ah yes, latest news is I'm making a joint CoBBS MAA animation. This is from the CoBBS:

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Feb 27 2005, 05:37 PM)
At the moment, it starts off with a 'Beverly Hills Cop'-esque intro, then you see me standing at a jukebox. CM pokes his head in and says 'Stick some rush on, will you?' then I say 'Tom Sawyer alright?' and CM says 'Why not?'.
Then there's a short scene involving the little spindle picking up the record and placing it etc. as happens inside a jukebox.
I haven't enimated this bit yet, but I'm at the stage of everyone in a big room drinking, talking, chatting, and then someone says 'Shh!', the lights are dimmed, and everyone sits down and eats popcorn. We see something which looks remotely like Mittens and Snowdrop on a TV screen.
I haven't planned this far ahead, but the next scene is of MAA.

I'm gonna leave it at that so as not to spoil it for you.

[edit]This animation's gonna be a biggy, so bear with me. Also, it's going to be called...



[editedit]If you've seen Beverly Hills Cop, you'll understand the logo.
*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 28 2005, 05:46 AM

YAY!!

You are awesome, Jimi!

And yes, there's plenty of the punch left, and the fruit you cut up too

*notices that all the cut up fruit pieces look like Mata*

You know you're addicted when you see Mata in your food....*drinks punch*

Posted by: little_bear Feb 28 2005, 09:34 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Feb 27 2005, 12:58 AM)
I realized how addicted I am to matazone when I was waiting for a ride home from school.
"oh, I can't wait to get home!"
"but why?"
"I can get on matazone!"
*

That's actually pretty saddening.

little_bear awwaaayyy!

*cape swooshes*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Feb 28 2005, 08:58 PM

Not really. It just shows how much people care about each other here.

*drinks more punch and the pieces of fruit morph into mini-Matas and begin to run around*

Umm......guys?......*drinks more punch*

Posted by: JimiJimi Feb 28 2005, 09:39 PM

I recommend you all keep checking back to the Cult of Brother Black Sheep for the latest updates on my MAA and CoBBS animation. It should be done between mid-week and the end of the week, but I'm not making any promises... it's a biggy.

Hmm, this whole magical fruit Mata thing could be something to do with the axe I found in an ancient Indian burial ground (how original) then, flew back over to England and used it to chop up fruit.

Also, you know you're addicted when your post count in this thread is higher than in any others.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 4 2005, 12:25 AM

I'm so addicted to matazone That I kept checking back every 10 minutes to see if it was back online.

Posted by: Mata Mar 4 2005, 12:27 AM

I would just like to say 'yay me' for working out how to get it working again!

Posted by: little_bear Mar 4 2005, 12:27 AM

Was anyone able to get on at all?

I think DHG got on very briefly with it all working fine, but I couldn't, sitting on the PC next to him.

Very bizarre indeed.

Posted by: Novander Mar 4 2005, 12:29 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Mar 4 2005, 12:25 AM)
I'm so addicted to matazone That I kept checking back every 10 minutes to see if it was back online.
*


I didn't think I was addicted I until I realised I was doing that.

But hey, now it looks like I've got to join the club.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 4 2005, 06:25 AM

I am truly a Matazone addict... I was so bummed out, the last time it went down, I went into withdrawal... feels a bit like the flu, actually...

Posted by: Feyliya Mar 4 2005, 09:02 AM

I was jonesing for a Matazone fix so bad, I kept the website up on my desktop and just kept refreshing.

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 4 2005, 04:28 PM

OK, this MAA CoBBS animation may be a little later than I first imagined... I'm about half way through so I'd say maybe end of next week.

Just thought I'd say.

Anyway, I did get on briefly yesterday and the day before, but not for long. Long enough for me to actually make a post!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 4 2005, 05:21 PM

You know you're addicted when you get actual work done when Matazone is down. O_o

And yay to Mata! Thanks for droppin' in, come back any time!

I see we have more addicts that are admitting their addiction. We're here for you, and enjoy your free refreshments. There seem to be some fruit-Matas running about somewhere. happy.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 4 2005, 05:47 PM

Mata's only ever posted in the CoBBS once - and that was to say how weird we were!

We've come along so far... hcus dna noitanimod dlrow eht htiw tahw.

But anyway, you know you're addicted to Matazone when you actually spend time thinking up reasons as to why people are addicted to Matazone.

And I'll have a fruit mini-mata, please.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 4 2005, 11:06 PM

Hmm...so should I send out another order for a straight jacket, then?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 5 2005, 10:45 PM

*grabs a fruit-Mata*

So....does anyone know if eating these is a canablistic act?

*ties fruit-Mata to the black sheep she borrowed from CoBBS*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 6 2005, 02:39 AM

that depends. Does it talk and breath?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 6 2005, 04:40 PM

Well, they haven't said anything yet, as far as I can tell......They're just fruit in the shape of Mata.....and they're running around.....

*Tobias flies in, and begins chasing the Mata-fruit around*

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 6 2005, 04:46 PM

*Looks at mini-matas running about*

You must really be addicted if you think that they look like Matas. The only similarity between them and Mata is that they have arms and legs and run around.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 6 2005, 05:49 PM

No, no no!

Can't you see that the pieces have heads shaped lik Mata?

Or maybe I'm losing it? laugh.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 6 2005, 06:15 PM

I think you lost it a long time ago, dear.
I mean, your wearing a straight jacket, arn't you?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 6 2005, 06:21 PM

Nope! No straightjackets for The Ange. I mean, how would I put the straightjackets on everyone else?

Now, really, doesn't that pice of fruit look like Mata?

........and it just winked at me...... blink.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 6 2005, 06:22 PM

Hmm...you know, it kinda does...
*Emma eats the piece of fruit*
ohmy.gif Emma ate mata!

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 6 2005, 07:38 PM

Correction, Emma the sparkly rainbow duck ate a piece of fruit that looked like Mata.

Reading that out without seeing the rest of the conversation sounds unbelievably weird.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 6 2005, 07:43 PM

But, if it's magical Mata-fruit.....I wonder if there'll be some side-effects?

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 6 2005, 08:04 PM

*Wipes mouth of suspiciously Mata-like fruit juice*

Si-eeeeeede effects? You gotta be hell assed kidding me if you think some crazy-assed cowboy cop has the wiseass sass-mouth to go all the way tellin me that some mutha go makin side effects?

In answer to your question, no.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 6 2005, 08:14 PM

*As Jimijimi attepts to walk away, he glances in the mirror on the wall and realizes he has been turned into a chicken, with a Mata-head*

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 6 2005, 08:29 PM

QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Mar 6 2005, 09:14 PM)
*As Jimijimi attepts to walk away, he glances in the mirror on the wall and realizes he has been turned into a chicken, with a Mata-head*
*

Bugger, not again.

Bok bok baaaaaaak! Bok... bok... bok... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Bok bok I wonder when I should make the next Mittens and Snowdrop baaaaaaaaaak!

How odd, my head is saying what the real Mata is thinking right now.

Ah! It's terrible! Not only am I a chicken, I can now see into the mind of Mata!

Oooh, but you get some juicy gossip... did you know that Mata only eats kittens because they're brain food? And that the character mittens was based on him, sniffing kittens' brains.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 7 2005, 01:00 AM

*Jimijimi looks at Emma, who has also eaten some of the Mata-fruit. Emma has become a large, sparkly rainbow........horse? With a Mata-head, of course*

maybe we should refrain from eating the Mata-fruit for a while.......nah!

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 7 2005, 03:04 AM

ohmy.gif how long do you figure it will take the affects to wear off?
*glances at emma*
I don't think I could stand living with a talking horse for long. I mean, it's a bit cliche'ish don't you think?

Posted by: CheeseMoose Mar 7 2005, 05:06 PM

Haven't been in here for a while.

*looks around, sees Mini-mata like fruit, Jimi/chicken/mata running around, and Emma/cow*

I can see why

*sneaks out again*

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 7 2005, 05:40 PM

Hey CM! What's with all the funny looks? Oh, the horse and chicken with Mata heads. Well, the effects should be wearing off pretty soon seeing as we ha--

*Emma and Jimi both turn back to normal selves*

--seeing as we had them yesterday. Well, there we go anyway. How fun.

Latest addictuminesstunivitytion - I'm not kiddding, I've had at least four Matazone related dreams.

Posted by: I_am_the_best Mar 7 2005, 08:57 PM

QUOTE
addictuminesstunivitytion


I tried pronouncing that. I was lucky enough to live to tell the tale...

Posted by: CheeseMoose Mar 7 2005, 09:06 PM

I am now reduced to accessing Matazone at school, I can't get through the day without a fix

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 9 2005, 06:18 AM

This is just a plain spooky thread, these days... blink.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 10 2005, 04:18 PM

Damn straight.

*For some spooky thread reason Quoth morphs through every single object ever made in the space of a minute*

There's stonehenge!

And there's that red guitar lead I treasured!

And there's me!

And there's a roll of sellotape!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 10 2005, 04:20 PM

*walks in*

*sees the craziness*

*grabs a Mata-fruit and eats while watching*

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 10 2005, 05:34 PM

I need some ideas for the next scene of the MAA / CoBBS animation, basically there are different movie clips flying past the screen of MAA trying to 'unaddict' members of CoBBS, but after Dave flapping his arms about in front of a whiteboard, Pascal rotating and flying past the screen and a random piece of paper and a random pencil writing stuff on a piece of paper, I've run out of things to do.

If anyone here can think of things which could be flying past the camera, I'd be glad to put them in the animation (just as long as they're not too sick).

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 10 2005, 11:17 PM

How about it showing someone watching the animations on a laptop in the back of the room, while someone else is trying to "unaddict" us all?
Or someone tying together everyone's shoelaces while their staring at the whiteboard.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 11 2005, 03:59 AM

Sweet idea!

How about me hosing someon down in an attempt to rehibilitate them, and pascal attempting to freese the water, but freezes me instead?

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 11 2005, 04:31 PM

That's another thing, before I forget, tell me what you think of the look of the characters:



And for IATB, the clothes aren't quite what you specified, but I'm working on them, this is only a 'rough draft' type thing. Ange and Dave didn't specify any clothes so they're wearing MAA t-shirts.

It's also a crap-quality gif, but the animation will be better quality.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 12 2005, 05:17 AM

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Mar 10 2005, 11:18 AM)
Damn straight.

*For some spooky thread reason Quoth morphs through every single object ever made in the space of a minute*

There's stonehenge!

And there's that red guitar lead I treasured!

And there's me!

And there's a roll of sellotape!
*


Any chance we could do that again, and let me stop, when I look like a supermodel? I've always wanted to be a supermodel... laugh.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 12 2005, 10:31 AM

latest addictivitinessinuntion: i'm meant to be visiting family in birmingham, but i've had to bring along a pda so as to go on matazone, so i apologize to grammar nazis for the lack of capital letters.

this means i can't work on the animation until sunday afternoon.

and quoth, just try eating one of those mata-fruits with the mata head and supermodel body!

Posted by: moop Mar 12 2005, 03:11 PM

Shouldn't Pascal look more like http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/fantasy/fantasy_3jj.html?

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 18 2005, 04:49 PM

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Mar 18 2005, 05:47 PM)
OK, I've hit the same snag I had with the Hawaii 5-0 scene, and I need help.

What random party clips could there be? So far there is Voices drinkning sparkles.

Obviously I need more than that.

Suggestions?
*

The CoBBS / MAA animation is still going strong, just because I haven't posted in here about it for a long time doesn't mean I've stopped doing it.

Anyway, we need short little video clips of people doing randomness in the party scene.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 18 2005, 05:20 PM

QUOTE (moop @ Mar 12 2005, 10:11 AM)
Shouldn't Pascal look more like http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/fantasy/fantasy_3jj.html?
*

I think that you meant to say Gwen.....

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 19 2005, 04:28 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Mar 18 2005, 12:20 PM)
QUOTE (moop @ Mar 12 2005, 10:11 AM)
Shouldn't Pascal look more like http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/fantasy/fantasy_3jj.html?
*

I think that you meant to say Gwen.....
*



Right color... but that glassy eyed stare is scary... ph34r.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 19 2005, 05:08 AM

Well, gwen's not dead... But I believe that you said something about the flu, though?

And isn't pascal blue?

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 19 2005, 05:23 AM

Pascal? Blue? Wow. Hadn't remembered that, 'till you brought it up... But then, PgrmDave is Pascal's primary caregiver... He'd be the one to ask...

And Gwen has sympathetic flu... Arthur got a snootful of chocolate dust, courtesy of some wiseguy hamsters, and had an allergic reaction... next thing I knew, he sneezed on Gwen, and now she has the magic equivalent... *sigh* They're both out of danger now, but madder than wet... Madder than wet cats... woe be unto hamsters, everywhere! laugh.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 19 2005, 09:21 PM

OK people, in the CoBBS/MAA animation I need some ideas for what people could be doing in the party scene. Suggest, g'nammit!

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 21 2005, 09:37 PM

It's all finished and done...

http://www.geocities.com/mrjimijimi/bbsa.htm

If you can't watch it then you need http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash.

It's 1.69MB, but CheeseMoose likes it, so it must be worth it...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 22 2005, 09:16 PM

Definately awesome

Just

Awesome.....

*Realizes that she now has another animation to be addicted to........*

Posted by: FeralPolyglot Mar 25 2005, 04:33 AM

Hey, I saw this topic and was thinking about asking to join. I saw the CoBBS/MAA animation and now, here I am. Where do I put my John Hancock? (<--Not an innuendo. innocent.gif) tongue.gif BTW, nice animation on the BBSA. happy.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Mar 25 2005, 11:40 AM

Thanks, FPG. I didn't think people would like the animation that much, but I guess it just shows how much... err...

How much people like animations?

Something like that.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 31 2005, 01:57 PM

Oh my, MAA's traveled rather far down the list, hasn't it.....


I say shock therapy is in order!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Mar 31 2005, 02:07 PM

Wooo! sounds like fun. Can i go first, please? :damn the lack of the cute little puppy eye smiley:

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 31 2005, 02:49 PM

Why OF COURSE you can.

*straps CM down and waits for an audience*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 31 2005, 11:10 PM

*walks up beside ange holding popcorn and soda*
I'm ready, we just need a video camara!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Mar 31 2005, 11:16 PM

*takes on the appearence of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein*

Maybe I need an Igor?

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 1 2005, 11:02 AM

*Becomes Marty Feldman character*

It's pronounced 'Aye gor'.

It's been at least two hours since writing this post to post it, thanks to the bloody router screwing up on me AGAIN. ARRRRRGH!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 2 2005, 10:10 PM

*hooks up all types of wires and connecties to CM and rubs hands together semi-evilly*

Throw the first switch!

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Apr 2 2005, 11:15 PM

huh.gif
why would I throw it?
ah well...
*pulls switch out of wall, and throws it at Ange*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 2 2005, 11:42 PM

:blinks:

*is now holding switch in her hands*

hmm......must remember to be more specific next time....

erhem....pull down the first switch!

Posted by: CheeseMoose Apr 3 2005, 01:32 PM

Can we get a move on please? I've been strapped down here for nearly 3 days

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 3 2005, 07:13 PM

It seems I need better assistants happy.gif

*throws the switch herself*

*Blows a fuse*

Sigh......

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 3 2005, 08:12 PM

*Waddles up to Ange*

Do you also say 'Fro-dereck'?

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 3 2005, 08:47 PM

No, it's Frederic!

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Apr 3 2005, 09:22 PM

Well, if the proper way won't work, we're just gonna have to use my method.

*pulls out tank of water and electric cord*
this ought to give out some shock!

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 4 2005, 01:48 AM

i did have MAJOR addiction to the matazone... it subsided but i think it's on the increase again!!!

help me... tongue.gif

(or not i like it here)

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 4 2005, 03:02 PM

QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Apr 3 2005, 09:47 PM)
No, it's Frederic!
*

I just thought you might have said 'Fro-dereck Fron-kon-steen'.

Posted by: I_am_the_best Apr 4 2005, 07:02 PM

QUOTE (The Tortured Soul @ Apr 4 2005, 01:48 AM)
i did have  MAJOR addiction to the matazone... it subsided but i think it's on the increase again!!!

help me... tongue.gif

(or not i like it here)
*


Seems like you should see Jimis Brother Black Sheep Addict animation. It's all about how great it is to be addicted to Matazone. smile.gif

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 5 2005, 01:29 AM

cool, where may i find said animation

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 5 2005, 08:45 AM

You may find it here.




Haha, made you click!




But seriously, it's over here at my site.




Haha! Made you click again!




OK, I'll be serious now, you can find it http://www.geocities.com/mrjimijimi/bbsa.htm. 'Tis 1.69MB.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 5 2005, 08:20 PM

*attaches marshmellows to CM for roasting*

happy.gif I love a good electricution.

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 5 2005, 08:34 PM

IGOR
What is this?

FREDDY
Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte.



Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnhhhhhhh...

Man, I just HAVE to watch Young Frankenstein in the next few days...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 5 2005, 10:10 PM

*sings* Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 6 2005, 03:07 AM

cool anim dude... unfortunatly i missed the extra ending coz my screen saver kicked in and by the time i got it off i'd missed it... i saw bat man and robin again and lost the rest...

and there are sum things i dun get, prolly coz i been away too long... but what is CoBBS all about???

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 6 2005, 02:09 PM

It's the Cult of Brother Black Sheep man!

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=11803

As long as you've seen Mata's Brother Black Sheep animation you'll get what it's all about...

Posted by: CheeseMoose Apr 6 2005, 02:37 PM

Really? I made it and I still don't get what it's all about

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 6 2005, 02:38 PM

Fair point.

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 6 2005, 09:54 PM

of course i've seen the anim... and i'm terrible at working out appreviations i generally hafta be told hehe...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 10 2005, 05:57 PM

I get what it's about!

.....well no, not really. But I do like my two-liners! happy.gif

Anywho, The Tortured Soul's about to get more tortured.....time for more shock therapy!

*Breaks out balloons and shag carpeting.* This time it'll work!

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 10 2005, 11:20 PM

ohmy.gif

i never agreed to this... i may not even be an addict i recovered once and i'm sure it's nothing

*Tort starts to back away from the crazed trunks girl*

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 10 2005, 11:41 PM

But.....but.....*sniffles*

it's just a little static electricity and balloons.........*sniffle*

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 13 2005, 07:35 PM

*Like in 'Towering Inferno', Jimi plants explosives on water tanks above the MAA. He then shreds the plastic covering off all electrical cables.*

3...

2...

1...

*A mass of fire, dust, concrete and water come crashing down from the ceiling accompanied by a loud explosion and gushing water noise. Everything is electrocuted, soaked, and crushed by the debris. As the dust settles, a voice is heard...*

Err... OK, I really screwed up bad this time...

[edit] DAMN! I only just realised I've missed by 1,000th post!!!

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 13 2005, 08:39 PM

*sigh* It looks like more cleaning is to be had.......

*breaks out broom and pan whilst trying not to destroy Jimi*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Apr 14 2005, 03:32 AM

*Quoth silently hands Trunksgirl the Elve's business card...*

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Apr 14 2005, 09:50 PM

I wouldn't trust those Elves if I were you, Ange....

I remember when they 'patched' the hole in the foor at the cult of Brother Black Sheep...

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 14 2005, 11:31 PM

Free coffee if you help me clean up, OTA.

Yeah, I don't know about those elves....though I've half a mind to have Jimi patch the entire place up!

*hrumphs*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Apr 15 2005, 02:00 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Apr 14 2005, 04:50 PM)
I wouldn't trust those Elves if I were you, Ange....

I remember when they 'patched' the hole in the foor at the cult of Brother Black Sheep...
*


Hey, the Elves do good work, but they're in big demand... They can't help it if you fell through the hole, before they could get there...

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Apr 15 2005, 11:07 PM

I believe that after they patched the floor, IATB fell through...

Posted by: spiffilicious05 Apr 16 2005, 02:21 AM

yeah I'm an addict -- anyone got a problem wit that?

c'mon anyone wanna go?

anyone?

I knew it -- you're all a bunch of whimps!

lol..jk..

Posted by: Mata Apr 17 2005, 01:16 AM

My name is Mata and I check in the forums at least once a day...

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Apr 17 2005, 04:24 AM

*hands out straight jackets*
Don't you all feel so much better after admitting to your adiction?

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 21 2005, 07:30 PM

Mata, it took you a bloody long time to show up!

This thread is becoming ignored... can we let this happen?!

I propose that we all dance to the birdie song.

Posted by: little_bear Apr 21 2005, 07:41 PM

QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Apr 21 2005, 08:30 PM)
This thread is becoming ignored... can we let this happen?!
*

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 21 2005, 10:01 PM

*Me ties up LB*

Bad bear! No fun for you!

In other news....what's the birdie song?

Posted by: JimiJimi Apr 22 2005, 04:31 PM

Behold the http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/Rodeo/4880/midifiles/birdie.mid! It's not the best example, but after a few seconds you'll recognise it... This version's a little slower than the one that all children and old people play at discos.

Posted by: trunks_girl26 Apr 22 2005, 10:08 PM

Ohhhhhhhh, you mean the chicken dance!

*me dances for pure fun sake*

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Apr 24 2005, 01:41 AM

QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Apr 15 2005, 06:07 PM)
I believe that after they patched the floor, IATB fell through...
*


I checked with the Elves... seems they had an order to install a space warp, later in the day, and got the invoices confused... all fixed now, though... laugh.gif

Posted by: pgrmdave May 12 2005, 03:27 PM

*bump*

I know I should be leaving for school fifteen minutes ago...but...matazone keeps me here...I hope I'm not late.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) May 13 2005, 03:14 AM

Arthur: My name is Arthur, and I'm addicted to the Matazone... I always find the freshest hamsters and faeries, here... laugh.gif

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Jun 7 2005, 03:39 AM

I'm addicted to Matazone, 'cause it's weirder than I am... smile.gif

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jun 7 2005, 04:34 AM

*orders Quoth a straight jacket*

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Jun 7 2005, 07:35 PM

This just came in!

*hands out flyers*

New straight jacket colors are in!

and Pink is the new White!

Come on everybody order now!

but wait there's more, if you order in the next hour you also get your very own...

Straight Jacket Hanger-Upper Deal Thingy...

Thats right folks, if you order in the next hour, you dont just recieve your very own Personalized Straight Jacket but you also get your very own matching Straight Jacket Hanger-Upper Deal Thingy for the same low price of $19.95!!!

And if you use your credit card you will also recieve a...

Super Duper Staight Jacket Maintence and Repair Kit!

Thats right, if you order in the next hour AND use your credit card you will receive: Your very own Personalized Straight Jacket, a Straight Jacket Hanger-Upper Deal Thingy, and a Super Duper Straight Jacket Maintence and Repair Kit. All this can be yours for the small but nominal fee of $19.95!

Orders Yours Today!

Posted by: JimiJimi Jun 8 2005, 08:47 PM

I can't remember ever getting a straightjacket...

*Checks*

No, I don't believe I did. Other than that one made out of duct tape.

*Runs about*

I'm free! I'm FREE! I have no straightjacket!

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Jun 8 2005, 10:37 PM

*Wraps Jimi in duct tape*

We can't have dangerous people such as Matazone addicts running about, now can we?

Posted by: SPEAKERfortheLOST Jun 8 2005, 11:01 PM

absolutely not!

*opens new box of duct tape and hands a new roll to VIMH*

Here, you need a new roll...

*checks the quality of the duct tape*

Hmmmm.... must get a better brand of tape next time we order...

*hands another roll to VIMH*

you will need more to do the same job

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Jun 16 2005, 03:49 AM

Hey! Where has Ange gotten off to? This is her thread, after all! No slacking off! laugh.gif

Posted by: JimiJimi Jun 16 2005, 03:33 PM

Hey, watch it! You're taping up my nostrils!

*Nostrils taped up*

Ah, I can't breathe!

Oh wait, I still have a mouth.

*Mouth taped up*

*Muffled shouting sounds*

*Dies*

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