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Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 10:57 PM

I think we need to get this started lets all gather here

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 10:58 PM

We need all the members assembled please!

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 10:58 PM

Ive robbed all of my neighbors yards of flowers.
And Ive shrunk a few feet and forced myself cute.
Im set. smile.gif

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 10:58 PM

I'm here

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 10:58 PM

You mean just wedding party, or guests too?

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 10:58 PM

<stands at alter>

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

everyone wedding party and guests

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

The best man has entered the buildin!

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

i stole sexys dress and duct taped it up a little
i look damn hot
almost as hot as he did in it

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

que flower girl

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

Well, I am here if you need me for anything, lol... I guess I'm a bridesmaid!

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

QUOTE
i stole sexys dress and duct taped it up a little
i look damn hot
almost as hot as he did in it


ALMOST. tongue.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM

<waits nervously in big doors.. doesnt want to trip.. or fall... or look bad.>

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:00 PM

Is the flower girl here?

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:00 PM

QUOTE (NummyNums @ Apr 6 2003, 10:59 PM)
<waits nervously in big doors.. doesnt want to trip.. or fall... or look bad.>

You'll do just fine. Just don't trip on your gown, or faint, or spit when you talk.

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:00 PM

IM THE FLOWER GIRL!
Am I here?

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Apr 6 2003, 11:00 PM

*weeping* they grow up so quickly

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:00 PM

We lost the groom and best man wth.

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:01 PM

<waits for flower gurl to strat throwing stuff.. will folow>

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:01 PM

Ok flower girl come down the isle then lol.

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:01 PM

*still lookin fine waiting for my best man to get his ass over here*

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:01 PM

I'm still here!!!!

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:01 PM

<Still standing at alter... nervous>

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

>whips out camera and starts shootin' pics<

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

*walks slowly down the aisle, throwing random foilage as she goes and looking as cute as a 16 year old in an 8 year olds position can*

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

Follows small sam...or nummy nums. Can't quite remember which..

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

*beams with pride at cheese and nummy*

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

que bride

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:02 PM

and follows

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:03 PM

<starts walking looking as fine as all hell....(heheh) very nervouse and trys not to trip......>

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:03 PM

gives cheese a reassuring smile smile.gif

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:03 PM

<is ready to pass out>

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:03 PM

We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to see the union of Cheese and Nummy

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:04 PM

I'm just gonna jump into the vowes here guys

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:04 PM

>rolls videocamera<

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:04 PM

<says "oh dear.." and moves faster...... gets up and stand across from her prince and smiles...>

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:05 PM

Cheese do you take Nummy to be your lawfully wedded wife
To have and to hold
Through Sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:05 PM

*keeps smelling salts handy. Cheese is looking pale*

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:05 PM

*wipes a tear from her eye*

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:05 PM

*whispers* that's yer cue cheese!

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:05 PM

I do.

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

>bites fingernails<

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

*whispers* good man!

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

Nummy do you take Cheese to be your lawfully wedded husband
To have and to hold
Through sickness and through health
As long as you both shall live?

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

*cheers*

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

*grabs my kleenex to wipe away tears...* didn't know I'd cry too...

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:06 PM

*slaps leo and whipsers loudly "shut up!!!"*

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

*is ready to run and be the first to the bar*

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

i do.....<keeps staring at her prince and gives reasurring smile>

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

*whispers to crazi* hey I'm givin him moral support here!!

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

Leo....Crissi the rings

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

<smiles back at nummy>

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

>cheers under breath<

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

hands over ring

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:07 PM

*slaps leo again, harder*

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:08 PM

>smacks both crazi and leo< SHHHHH!

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:08 PM

*worried from the pews....* I don't have the ring...

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:08 PM

Stop hittin the best man, crazi mad.gif

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:08 PM

Cheese place this ring on Nummys finger and repeat after me

With this ring I do thee wed

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:08 PM

*looks away in disgust and waits for the ring*

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

<puts the ring on nummy's finger>

with this ring i do thee wed

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

(someone get Nummy her ring for cheese please)

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

*tears up*
*blows nose on excess flowers*

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

>violently pokes leo and puts finger over lips<

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

<is excited that all the people at her wedding are beating eachother up.. at least its not normal... laugh.gif >

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

*gives crazi the ring real fast and sneaky-like* sorry 'bout that....

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

Uhm...

*breaks out cracker-jack ring*
*whispers* will this work?

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:09 PM

(you also have a priestest instead of a priest)

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:10 PM

>wipes forehead in relief that crissi's saved the wedding<

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:10 PM

Nummy take this ring and place it on Cheese's finger and repeat after me

With this ring I do thee wed

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:10 PM

*sniff* It's just all so beautiful...and violent..

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:10 PM

*glares at missy* mad.gif

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:11 PM

*hands Jaq some flowers to use as tissues*

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:11 PM

<places ring on finger> with this ring i thee... wed..

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:11 PM

*sticks her nose up once again*

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:11 PM

glares back at leo mad.gif

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:11 PM

*wonders if Leopold always misbehaves at weddings like this.....*

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

By the power vested in me by the Matazone forums and the league of Ish

I now pronounce thee man and wife

You may kiss the bride

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

*is planning to slap leo up pretty hard after this*

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

And then go do whatever other nasty things you want to do to eachother biggrin.gif

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

<gives a long passionate kiss to nummy>

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

*sniffles* thanks smallsam.

Agh. pokey! Dang roses.

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:12 PM

*crying and smiling at the same time....* they make such a lovely couple!

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

<is saving the nasty stuff for later>

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

>cheers<

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*organ music starts playing*
*rice is thrown*

Throw the boquet!!! I need a boy too!!!

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

<kisses back then throws rice in everyones faces.. > hahah beat yah too it... <grbas her princes hand>

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

*runs to the bar and gets the first round in*

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

*whispers to cheese* nice one bud! Told ya you'd be fine!

Posted by: CrissiLove Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *smile*

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

*elbows leo in the ribs........HARD!*



*then moves away and clap politely*

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

>prepares to knock over anyone in her way of that bouquet<

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

Free Bar!!!! Whoop! laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:13 PM

Anyone else wishing my services on their e-weddings PM me and let me know lol

Congrats guys!

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM

<walks with nummy and leaves everyone to beat up the best man>

Posted by: Smallsam Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM

Now you have to shove cake in his face. smile.gif

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM

QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM)
Now you have to shove cake in his face. smile.gif

Very elegantly of course.

Posted by: cheese is funny Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM

thank you lolo, great job, leo, thanks a bunch man, everyone, thank you so much <sniff>

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:14 PM

*begins to shmooze as cheesy party music comes on*

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM

*Me wades over to crazi*

Oi you! Dun ya think cheese wus nervous enough wi'out you pickin on the best man??? mad.gif

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM

Leo, crazi, what the hell? No respect at a wedding, I tell you...

Posted by: LoLo Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM

everyone time to go to the afterparty forum

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM

*slaps leo across the face and takes a sip of wine elegantly*

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM)
*Me wades over to crazi*

Oi you! Dun ya think cheese wus nervous enough wi'out you pickin on the best man??? mad.gif

Now now. This is a joyous occassion filled wif family and friends and free booze. Let's not fight!

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:16 PM

QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM)
*Me wades over to crazi*

Oi you!  Dun ya think cheese wus nervous enough wi'out you pickin on the best man???  mad.gif

Now now. This is a joyous occassion filled wif family and friends and free booze. Let's not fight!

She started it dry.gif

Posted by: NummyNums Apr 6 2003, 11:16 PM

go to da after partay thread..*slaps them all*

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:16 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 11:16 PM)
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 11:15 PM)
*Me wades over to crazi*

Oi you! Dun ya think cheese wus nervous enough wi'out you pickin on the best man??? mad.gif

Now now. This is a joyous occassion filled wif family and friends and free booze. Let's not fight!

She started it dry.gif

Well. You be the bigger man..er..woman..person..and you end it. And not by pile driving!

Posted by: MistressAlti Apr 6 2003, 11:17 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 06:16 PM)
She started it dry.gif

Gah! Neither of you have ANY self-respect!

Posted by: leopold Apr 6 2003, 11:17 PM

QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 11:17 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 06:16 PM)
She started it  dry.gif

Gah! Neither of you have ANY self-respect!

I know I don't laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: craziness Apr 6 2003, 11:18 PM

ya got that right

Posted by: Jaq Apr 6 2003, 11:18 PM

Why aren't y'all over at the reception?

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