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Posted by: Daria Oct 26 2006, 01:27 AM

I found this today-
I think my favourite part of the story is:-

An RSPB spokesman said: "It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly fish."

Although the explanation of how it
"Then it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."
tickled me somewhat.

They don't need to poison the birds in Trafalgar Square, they just need to let some Pelicans loose.

Edit- yes I realise I misspelt the title. I'm allowed to because I am cool.

Posted by: Mata Oct 26 2006, 08:18 AM

That reminds me of this:

Posted by: Daria Oct 26 2006, 09:59 AM

It is proof then. Pelicans shall usurp geese of their evil status and will attempt to take over the world.

Or something.

Posted by: Izzy Oct 26 2006, 02:44 PM

That is amazing weird.

Posted by: MrTeapot Oct 26 2006, 04:28 PM

There are no pigeons in Trafalgar Square.

Posted by: {Gothic Angel} Oct 26 2006, 07:00 PM

They can't fit in around all the people.

Baby bunny sad.gif

Posted by: Hell's Vampyre Oct 26 2006, 07:11 PM

How very strange,maybe they are zombie pelicans!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Mata Oct 27 2006, 08:38 AM

Oo, zombie pelicans... That would explain quite a lot. If all the birds that had ever lived were now coming back to life and craving flesh then I think we'd have a big problem.

EDIT: Swans are evil too...

Posted by: snoo Oct 27 2006, 09:13 AM

QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 27 2006, 09:38 AM) *
EDIT: Swans are evil too...

I live right on the river soar in the middle of Leicester, it's full of Swans (and a few Canadian Geese) and them being pandimensional, avian chavs would explain why they always keep me up/wake me up by being noisy. At lleast they don't play R'n'B at full volume from their walkman phone which is totally unable to cope with the bass.
/ranty spam

Posted by: gothictheysay Oct 27 2006, 06:16 PM

Yikes! Creepy. Even creepier that that heron had the foresight to drown the bunny before eating it. *shudder*

Posted by: Izzy Oct 27 2006, 08:28 PM

What's an avain chav?

Posted by: Daria Oct 27 2006, 08:49 PM

QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Oct 26 2006, 05:28 PM) *
There are no pigeons in Trafalgar Square.

I still think you were having me on.

Posted by: snoo Oct 27 2006, 10:06 PM

QUOTE (Izzy @ Oct 27 2006, 09:28 PM) *
What's an avain chav?

You know, like avian flu...

avian (ā'vē-ən) adj.

Of, relating to, or characteristic of birds.

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