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Posted by: leopold Mar 15 2003, 11:10 PM

Leadin on from the http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=260 thread, it became clear to me that I, leopold, should start the divine legacy that is the League of ISH.

Entry requirements are simple. Proclaim yer faith of the ISH suffix and yer in. I don't care if ya like other suffixes - all ya have ta do is luv ISH as a suffix. Or just like it. Or join cos ya think I'm great. Any will do.

Pledge yer allegiance here:

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 12:27 AM

fine i'll join. this might just become a schway legue and i think -ish is the schwayest suffix so i'll join. WHEEEEE!

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:29 AM

YAY!! A member!

As the first member ya get to choose yerself a role. Go find one!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 12:36 AM

hmmm i choose a role? i'd choose official preacher but how does one preach
-ish? meh, i'll think of something. what the hell, i'm official preacher of the legue of -ish! YAY!

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:37 AM

Excellent!

Now go forth and preach the ISH. Ye can use yer smitin weapons too, since ISH and the SBDC are pretty much allies now biggrin.gif

Posted by: craziness Mar 16 2003, 12:38 AM

since i am your mistress, i consiter myself above this -ish business.

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:41 AM

Gee, thanks pet mad.gif

and to think I'd reserved you a spot as the High Priestess of ISH...

Posted by: craziness Mar 16 2003, 12:42 AM

i like -ness better

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 12:45 AM

BOW DOWN TO -ISH FOR IT IS YOUR UNDERGOD (under mr sb of course)!

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:46 AM

Well, just say you like ISH a bit...

/me vaguely recalls summat

Hang on - you did say I was the greatest. Oh well, that'll do. Ye can be the High Priestess if ya want. But you must swear to uphold the League of ISH in this thread!

Posted by: craziness Mar 16 2003, 12:46 AM

i am no conformist like you gerbil there is no way i will obey you and your -ish ways.

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:47 AM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 16 2003, 12:45 AM)
BOW DOWN TO -ISH FOR IT IS YOUR UNDERGOD (under mr sb of course)!

Nice work, Holy Acolite Gerbilboy laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 12:55 AM

I don't like organized religion because people tell me what to do.....**cough cough** gerbil **cough cough**

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 12:59 AM

Well that's fine LoLo; this is completely disorganised! I don't have a structure or a plan or anythin wink.gif

You wanna be High Priestess? My antinoob won't join me here sad.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:05 AM

Hmmmm tempting, but I have my own cult/religion......can I do both?

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 01:06 AM

Of course ya can!!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 01:07 AM

poor leopold (conforts leopold by telling him of the greatness of ish)

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:08 AM

ok then I'm in

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 01:12 AM

GODDAMIT YOU PEOPLE POST TOO FAST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 01:12 AM

Thanks gerbil - ya cheered me up!

And a big ISH welcome to LoLo - our High Priestess of ISH!!!

As the first High Priestess, you now set the precedent that any High Priestess of ISH is not to be hugged under any circumstances. The League of ISH will frown on this act from anyone and give 'em a good smitin!!

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:14 AM

cool beans

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:23 AM

This guy just hugged me in chat....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 01:26 AM

Did ya warn him of the fate that will befall him?

I hope not - it'll be such a surprise for him muah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!

Actually, as High Priestess, ya could always do them castratin things on the fool laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:27 AM

I did and he said I couldnt catch him so I drugged him with llama jello.

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 01:30 AM

I can see yer gonna be one great High Priestess there, LoLo biggrin.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:31 AM

Thankies...

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 01:40 AM

I think I might have upset me mistress here...

Sorry crazi. Ness is cool too. Without it your name wouldn't be the same. Can ya forgive me? mellow.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 01:45 AM

I just put in my identity on Excite chat that my occupation is being the high priestest of the league of ISH

Posted by: craziness Mar 16 2003, 03:39 AM

idc i just think ness is better and im gonna join their cult instead tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 03:26 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 16 2003, 01:45 AM)
I just put in my identity on Excite chat that my occupation is being the high priestest of the league of ISH

Yeah! Nice one LoLo!! Spread that word biggrin.gif

I said it before, I'll say it again - yer one heck of a great High Priestess wink.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 04:02 PM

Thank you. I found a guy last night in the chat room who was really good at the castration game. I think he was even better than me at it.

I spread the ISH, castration, and jello llamas. woowhoo

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 04:07 PM

QUOTE (craziness @ Mar 16 2003, 03:39 AM)
idc i just think ness is better and im gonna join their cult instead tongue.gif

But am I forgiven? I care what me antinoob mistress thinks sad.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 04:09 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 16 2003, 04:02 PM)
Thank you. I found a guy last night in the chat room who was really good at the castration game. I think he was even better than me at it.

I spread the ISH, castration, and jello llamas. woowhoo

I am humbled by your devotion to the League of ISH, O Great High Priestess

/me bows before LoLo in deference to her dedication

You may choose yourself a minion as a reward.

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 04:11 PM

what about me? i spread ish through this forum and the ng forum and i don't get another minion? mad.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 04:12 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 16 2003, 08:09 AM)
You may choose yourself a minion as a reward.

Cool beans.

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 04:14 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 16 2003, 04:11 PM)
what about me? i spread ish through this forum and the ng forum and i don't get another minion? mad.gif

Oh yeah, sorry about that gerbil.

Heeeeeeere's Homey!



For your sterling work as Holy Acolyte of the League, I grant you a minion also!

Sheesh! I never realised bein a Grand Master was such hard work... wacko.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 04:17 PM

thanx. i cannot reaveal his name lest he fall into the hands of the heathens biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 04:31 PM

Good plan GB... don't want none of those heathens gettin in here mad.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 05:18 PM

thanx. just letting you know there's another annonymous member in your league biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 05:58 PM

Huzzah!! The League grows daily...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:00 PM

(cheers for the greatness of ish)

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:17 PM

I'm only postin this so that the League thread is above the -ness splitters thread.

Not that it's war or nuthin... no way siree bob. The League of ISH is NOT a cult thing. But we all have gothic otherworldly titles cos it's cooler that way...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:18 PM

lewl all the cults that are created to rival existing cults never do that well. hahaha ness cult has 4 members and we have 6 tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:22 PM

We have six?? At last count I thought we had:

Grand Master of ISH (for it is me)
Holy Acolyte (gerbil)
High Priestess (LoLo)
Dark Minion of the Acolyte (gerbil's minion)
Dark Minion of the Priestesshood (LoLo's minion)

...of course, we protect the names of the minions.

So, who's number six then? Ya converted another??

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:32 PM

never mind, it's five. i thought crazy was a member for a sec

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:36 PM

Nah, she decided to join the ness cult instead.

There is a door open for her tho, she can be the Grand Mistress of ISH cos she has a special place in me heart wub.gif

...jes say the word crazi...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:39 PM

uh.... leo, she's not here right now tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:43 PM

I know, I know... I'm leavin it fer when she gets back!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:45 PM

but what if the quasi-dimensional post eater comes and eats your post?

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:46 PM

Then I'll kick it's butt mad.gif

It has no right to randomly delete my message of hope and desire for me mistress...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:48 PM

or you could smite it. it is a heathen after all and should be smote

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:50 PM

Damn straight!

But just to be on the safe side, mebbe I should put me message on me siggy... dry.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:52 PM

your sig's long enough already it doesn't need messages to crazi

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:54 PM

sez you, Billy Big Font!!

I'll jus remove the references to the other ISH members, they should all have 'em in their siggy by now

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:55 PM

what? no, you can't do that it's your legue. i've got the important members of the mr sb death cult in my sig and btw big font just emphasizes the greatness of the gerbilfromhellvodkaimpleigons biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 06:57 PM

I don't see crazi in your siggy there bud... mad.gif

Dun mess wi crazi! She is me mistress an I must protect her interests at all times, esp when she's not here! tongue.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 06:59 PM

she's there, just not in name. i'll change my sig to put her name in and to include my membership and title in the ish legue as soon as i get to 900 posts (or you stop posting, but i'll probably get to 900 first)

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 07:01 PM

Actually I might stop postin for a bit... I wanna try Splinter Cell, I've had it days an not played it yet... rolleyes.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 07:03 PM

and i wanna...... do whatever it is i do dry.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 07:06 PM

...but I think I'll wait till I hit 500 posts first...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 07:07 PM

must hit 900 posts..... soooo close biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 07:10 PM

Yeah! Go Gerbil!!

laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 07:27 PM

8 more...... wonder if i'll get to a new level.... wait, forgot, there aren't any more levels i'm at the end biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 07:28 PM

5 more fer me. Then I get summat else, yes?

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 07:32 PM

I have a talked to 3 people at home about the wonders of Ish, and they like it now too. So you can call them followers if you like, even though they don't post on here, but it's up to you.

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 07:32 PM

yep you'll get a new level. 1 more for me tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 07:37 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 16 2003, 07:32 PM)
I have a talked to 3 people at home about the wonders of Ish, and they like it now too. So you can call them followers if you like, even though they don't post on here, but it's up to you.

But of course they are followers!

So, that's three more Hallowed Followers of ISH to the total. Nice work LoLo! See, you deserved the extra minion!

Posted by: LoLo Mar 16 2003, 07:38 PM

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 16 2003, 08:35 PM

Now, I just need to get a few more signed up...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 16 2003, 09:01 PM

go to other threads and start preaching -ish with me! it works! (mr sb death cult is proof)

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 06:29 PM

15 chat room followers have now learned of the greatness of ISH!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 06:51 PM

WHEEE! MORE CONVERTS biggrin.gif

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 08:51 PM

Please can I join? I'm ready to wage war on those who are anti-ish, and propose myself for the position of Grand Acolyte....
Love Tara ( im not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthy......)

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 08:53 PM

Arse why aren't my magnificent colours working?? sad.gif

Posted by: MAtt Mar 17 2003, 08:55 PM

be adopted you will then find out...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 08:58 PM

I have been adopted already by industrial kybosh but he has done a runner and I am lost and alone.......

Posted by: MAtt Mar 17 2003, 09:00 PM

hug.... ok you just highlight waht you want to color and then click the color.....or [COLOR=red]bob and then hit close all tags and it closes them....


so it looks like this [COLOR=red] babdag g [COLOR=red] but without the spaces

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 09:12 PM

Matt you are a star!!!
Love Tara xxxxxx

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 09:25 PM

QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Mar 17 2003, 08:51 PM)
Please can I join? I'm ready to wage war on those who are anti-ish, and propose myself for the position of Grand Acolyte....
Love Tara ( im not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthyim not worthy......)

tara, you're more than welcome to the league. You're makin the right choice.

Yer now the Grand Acolyte. This ain't the same thing as Holy Acolyte (Gerbilboy please note yer not fired or nuthin!). Ye get one minion for the quality of yer plea. Plus yer now worthy!

Also, if ya wanna ditch kybosh, I've room for a n00b, an ya get all those benefits that I mentioned in the http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=282. Since ye gave me a title it'll save me thinkin o one. Plus ya can have the second minion as well.

Welcome to the League of ISH. Ya'll be on me siggy (if it can take any more!!)

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 09:54 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 17 2003, 06:29 PM)
15 chat room followers have now learned of the greatness of ISH!

Hey LoLo, if these are your doin then ya can have yer own palace!

The Palace of the High Priestess!

And ye get 10 minions (on top of those ya have now!)

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 09:54 PM

15 converts and I don't even get another minion.....sheesh.....I should castrate leo.........nah I won't I'm just playin. laugh.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:01 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 17 2003, 09:54 PM)
15 converts and I don't even get another minion.....sheesh.....I should castrate leo.........nah I won't I'm just playin. laugh.gif

HEY!!! Read the post!!

I'm givin ya yer own palace and 10 minions!!

Sheesh, whaddya want - blood??

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:02 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 17 2003, 02:01 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 17 2003, 09:54 PM)
15 converts and I don't even get another minion.....sheesh.....I should castrate leo.........nah I won't I'm just playin.  laugh.gif

HEY!!! Read the post!!

I'm givin ya yer own palace and 10 minions!!

Sheesh, whaddya want - blood??

I think we were posting at the same time. Sorry my bad.

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:06 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 17 2003, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 17 2003, 02:01 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 17 2003, 09:54 PM)
15 converts and I don't even get another minion.....sheesh.....I should castrate leo.........nah I won't I'm just playin.   laugh.gif

HEY!!! Read the post!!

I'm givin ya yer own palace and 10 minions!!

Sheesh, whaddya want - blood??

I think we were posting at the same time. Sorry my bad.

I'll let ya off.

Please continue yer glorious work!

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:10 PM

Will do!

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:12 PM

Excellent!

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:23 PM

Hey I'm up to seeing visions yay!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 10:23 PM

Hurrah!!! I can't wait til I can see them too...

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:24 PM

They're spiffy.

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:25 PM

Keep them posts a comin saucy one! Ye'll get there soon enough!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 10:42 PM

I've gone from newbie to advanced member in 2 hours!!!! How cool is that??!!! laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:43 PM

Go saucey......you make the league of Ish prowd!

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:44 PM

YAY! Go saucy!!

Ya can stay as me noob but I could upgrade ya to antinoob...

Posted by: LoLo Mar 17 2003, 10:45 PM

I just want to point out my reasoning on her making the league of ish prowd is cause everytime she posts she spreads the word in her signature!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 10:46 PM

Hey cheers Lolo, u the main gal!!!! We are all powerful....

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:46 PM

I got that... wink.gif

But it's cool from a noob perspective too

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 10:47 PM

Antinoob? Is that good? Explain o Grand one...

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 10:49 PM

er, it would be good, except I already have one...

The idea is you tell me to post less. But since I'm back at work tomorrow I don't think it'll be a prob...

I'll think o summat...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 10:51 PM

I'm confused now... sad.gif wanna be something different from an antinoob...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:01 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 17 2003, 10:44 PM)
YAY! Go saucy!!

Ya can stay as me noob but I could upgrade ya to antinoob...

no, anti-noobs are only people with over 100 posts. when she gets to worrying, then she can be your anti-noob

Posted by: craziness Mar 17 2003, 11:02 PM

I AM HIS ANTINOOB
BACK OFF WOMAN!
ok
im sure you can find someone to adopt you as an antinoob though smile.gif

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:03 PM

I will be a nonnoob then, it's a cool word...

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:04 PM

or an ubernoob...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:06 PM

could be a saucynoob...??

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:07 PM

QUOTE (craziness @ Mar 17 2003, 11:02 PM)
I AM HIS ANTINOOB
BACK OFF WOMAN!
ok
im sure you can find someone to adopt you as an antinoob though smile.gif

[QUOTE] please dont hurt me crazi, I wanna LIVE................... ph34r.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 17 2003, 11:10 PM

ok how many level's of noob are there

and is there noob-ish

it makes sensish on this topic-ish

and how ish do you need to be to be ish, must you w-ish or be a f-ish

are there f-ish in the league of ish

and what my friends is yor favorite d-ish


and do i need to design a smiteishmaster™or smiteishmeister™

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:13 PM

hee hee, noobish hee hee

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:16 PM

yeah - noobish sounds good ta me!

OK, it's a decree then! Anyone who is not really a noob anymore but hasn't made worrying yet AND is a member of the League of ISH can be a noobish.

I like decreein stuff. Decreein rocks almost as much as smitin! laugh.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:17 PM

wait, saucy, weren't you a newbie an hour ago? whoa...... good job biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:23 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 17 2003, 11:17 PM)
wait, saucy, weren't you a newbie an hour ago? whoa...... good job biggrin.gif

Yep, she was.

But under me expert tutelage, she is racin away like a good 'un!

Actually, I can't say I've tutored her - it's the sheer greatness of me rubbin off on her wink.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:25 PM

you're a good tutor. so am i tho, my anti-noob is now in 6'th place (before i became her anti-noob, she wasn't even in the top 10)

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:27 PM

Yeah! Nice goin there gerbil!!

Have a minion.

No, make it two!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:28 PM

Wait a cottonpickin second, nobody doubts your greatness master, but I too am great as a noobish, and in turn my greatness will overcome youall mwahahahah

Posted by: craziness Mar 17 2003, 11:30 PM

dont worry tara
i wont hurt ya
nice AV
saucynoob thats a good one i like it

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:30 PM

nope, i'll always be greater than you saucy (sorry leo, i had to say it plz don't yell at me)

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:32 PM

QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Mar 17 2003, 11:28 PM)
Wait a cottonpickin second, nobody doubts your greatness master, but I too am great as a noobish, and in turn my greatness will overcome youall mwahahahah

Don't come that with me saucy! (I have that image in me head now wink.gif )

Look, to be me personally appointed noob ya must be great to begin with. Plus with the added weight of my reflected greatness, makes you the greatest noob in the history off noobs!

I merely acknowledged my Holy Acolyte's prowess as a Great Adopter of the Noobs of ISH. Sarah is cool but she's not GREAT like you is.

K?

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:33 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 17 2003, 11:30 PM)
nope, i'll always be greater than you saucy (sorry leo, i had to say it plz don't yell at me)

Saucy is my personally appointed noob. She outranks ya in greatness.

Sorry 'bout that gerbil. I have to make hard decisions, bein Grand Master an that...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:34 PM

I sincerly apologise for moment of meglomania oh great one, and under your tutelage I am 6th top poster today!!!! I owe it all to you.....U cool

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:34 PM

yes, but you're only grand master of the ish legue so she's only greater than me in this thread. nowhere else tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:37 PM

/me aims smitemaster 2000+ at gerbilface

Go ahead rodent, make my day!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:40 PM

NOOOOOOO!!! we are all great, let there be no war in the League of Ish, only lurve....

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:40 PM

hey, wait, i'm not insulting you. just saying your authority only exists in this thread. just like mine, crazi's and prez's only exist in the mr sb death cult thread. calm down mad.gif

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:40 PM

I'm a super advanced member now, woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 17 2003, 11:43 PM

as a sign of peace i congratulate saucy on becoming super-advanced. 50 more posts and you can adopt a noob of your own. 950 more posts and you can reach the level named for ME!

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:43 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 17 2003, 11:40 PM)
hey, wait, i'm not insulting you. just saying your authority only exists in this thread. just like mine, crazi's and prez's only exist in the mr sb death cult thread. calm down mad.gif

Sorry.

Benevolent leader. Must remember. Benevolent...

Yes, so sorry gerbil. Yer right, of course. But in my book, saucy is way greater anywhere cos she's me noob an I'm biased. Just as crazi is greater cos she is my antinoob. No offence. Just biased, s'all.

Have a minion.

Oh what the heck...

/me hugs gerbil, in a manly, non sexual way

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:45 PM

breathe in.......breathe out.....breathe in......Does anyone want a cup of tea??

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:46 PM

Gerbil you are way cool. Peace acheived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:47 PM

Self flagellation AND tea??

Mines white one sugar. Thanks babe! wink.gif

/me playfully slaps saucy on the derriere as she passes

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:51 PM

can stick pizza in the oven while I'm makin the tea if you like?? smile.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 17 2003, 11:53 PM

/me can't contain excitement!

Pizza as well??? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!

I'm like, soooooo tempted to make ya me bride!

Heh, you'd be the Grand Mistress of ISH!

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 17 2003, 11:55 PM

LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!! I want craziness as me bridesmaid tho...

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 12:00 AM

QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Mar 17 2003, 11:55 PM)
LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!! I want craziness as me bridesmaid tho...

OK. But let's get wed first, eh laugh.gif laugh.gif

Crazi, you up fer that bridesmaid thing then?

gerbil, as Holy Acolyte, I'd be honoured if you performed the ceremony

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 18 2003, 12:02 AM

This is the most special day of my life *sniff blubber weep*

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 12:05 AM

Mine too, babe!

Now, about that pizza... laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 18 2003, 12:15 AM

When Saucey gets to anti noob status I'll be happy to take her on as my anti noob.

Posted by: craziness Mar 18 2003, 12:19 AM

COOL I GET TO BE A BRIDESMAID!!!!!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 18 2003, 01:03 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 18 2003, 12:00 AM)
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Mar 17 2003, 11:55 PM)
LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!! I want craziness as me bridesmaid tho...

OK. But let's get wed first, eh laugh.gif laugh.gif

Crazi, you up fer that bridesmaid thing then?

gerbil, as Holy Acolyte, I'd be honoured if you performed the ceremony

as holy acolyte, i'd be honored to wed the grand master and grand acolyte biggrin.gif

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 18 2003, 01:04 AM

is everyone invited to come? or is it only people of your chioce?

Posted by: LoLo Mar 18 2003, 01:15 AM

will you be part of the league of ish?

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 18 2003, 01:18 AM

umm... im in -ness... but i can pretend im in -ish... i can bring cake....

Posted by: craziness Mar 18 2003, 01:30 AM

im in -ness but i get to be the bridesmaid because i am just that superugerfantasticlyneocool

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 07:27 AM

QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 18 2003, 01:18 AM)
umm... im in -ness... but i can pretend im in -ish... i can bring cake....

Mmmmm, cake... biggrin.gif

OK cheese, ya can come!

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 07:31 AM

Right, so now we have the uberbride tara, the schwayest Holy Acolyte preacher gerbil doin the ceremony, the superugerfantasticlycool queen antinoob crazi as the bridesmaid... an cheese is bringin the cake!

Hey LoLo, can ya take time off from yer glorious duties to take part?

Now all I need is a best man...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 18 2003, 01:26 PM

You are all so wonderful, all we need is Mata to design a suitably warped wedding dress and we're away!!!!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: LoLo Mar 18 2003, 03:25 PM

Just tell me when.

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 05:56 PM

Sure will LoLo - won't be the same without ya!

Posted by: craziness Mar 18 2003, 07:16 PM

cheese what kind of cake is it
cheese cake?
oh yes bad jokes for me. i had to do it, I KNOW YOU WERE ALL THINKING CHEESECAKE!

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 07:22 PM

I admit it. I was...

/me shoegazes...

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 18 2003, 07:54 PM

me wan chocolate cheesecake please cheese rolleyes.gif

Posted by: MAtt Mar 18 2003, 08:04 PM

me no like cheese cake....meh

Posted by: leopold Mar 18 2003, 08:08 PM

Any cheesecake'll do me. Hell, any cake at all is cool!

But then Cheese - the lady wants choccy cheesecake, ya'd better not let her down now tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 20 2003, 10:23 AM

can i join, i've got lots of imps who i treat like slaves, just like willy wonka


oompa loompa doopity doo, i hate our union and so do you

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 20 2003, 10:27 AM

Course ya can prez, think of a suitably intimidatin title (although I hear the job of high priestess is up for grabs since the sad departure of Lolo), then let me know!!! A love of Ish rather than ness is mandatory.....

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 20 2003, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Mar 20 2003, 10:27 AM)
Course ya can prez, think of a suitably intimidatin title (although I hear the job of high priestess is up for grabs since the sad departure of Lolo), then let me know!!! A love of Ish rather than ness is mandatory.....

suitable title.

hmm well i'm a preacher for the death cult so..

i'll be a ... mmm... gerbil is a preacher here ....

CAN I BE HIGH EXECUTIONER OF ISH. i'll be the smitingish executionish thing that ever squished a ness

Posted by: saucy_tara Mar 20 2003, 11:02 AM

Prez, by the power vested in me as Grand Acolyte of Ish (and soon to be Grand Mistress).....Yer in!!!!Proclaim your allegiance in your siggy and spread the word.....You've done the right thing...Smite Away!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: leopold Mar 20 2003, 05:35 PM

I'd like ta welcome ya to the league, prez.

An to thank me saucy mistress tara fer sortin ya out.

Ain't she gunna make a swell grand mistress biggrin.gif

Posted by: craziness Mar 20 2003, 08:49 PM

i see that i have lost my title as your mistress because -ness is better than ish. *tears*

Posted by: MAtt Mar 20 2003, 09:19 PM

its ok i here to comfort you. *pat* *pat*

go PREZ

gerbil waht ever happened to us destroying the mittens cult?

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 20 2003, 10:49 PM

it's already dead and forgotten. and because of heathens in the forum, the mr sb death cult is slowly dying too. damn heathens mad.gif

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 20 2003, 10:50 PM

Hey gerbil, your n00b started his own religion.

Can we smite him? Please please please? It might start some good old cult vengance!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 20 2003, 11:08 PM

but... but he/she's my noob ohmy.gif same reason i didn't smite YOU after your betrayal of the death cult mad.gif

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 20 2003, 11:09 PM

Yeah, but all I did was say I liked LGG, I didn't start a religion about her...

The n00b must be smote!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 20 2003, 11:16 PM

no, you didn't just say you liked lgg. you cast a vote that delayed mr sb's victory over lgg and people wanted to smite you. and since spastic's the noob of your anti-noob (this sounds like third cousins or something) you shouldn't smite him. he gets another chance. then i disown him and let the death cultists smite him biggrin.gif ohmy.gif ph34r.gif

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 20 2003, 11:17 PM

Dammit gerbil...I think you've gone soft...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 20 2003, 11:18 PM

you're just saying that so you can smite my noob mad.gif it took a long time for me to get a noob and i'm not gonna be noobless again. even if the noob betrayed the death cult it doesn't matter. i didn't smite you so shaddap tongue.gif

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 20 2003, 11:20 PM

I'm just itching to smite...but FINE, oh soft gerbil one...I'll let him be...grumble grumble grumble...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 20 2003, 11:22 PM

next time he betrays the death cult you can smite him. in fact, EVERYONE can smite him biggrin.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 21 2003, 10:00 AM

YAY smiting raargh death rrraaaargh

oh em la de da

go ish


snaffleburger = god

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 21 2003, 12:41 PM

blink.gif ..... yeah, what he said............ ph34r.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 21 2003, 11:14 PM

Cah - I go away fer a coupla days an look what happens...

Reet then - I need me a new High Priestess. PM me if ya want the job an I'll get back to ya on Sunday or Monday, dependin on when I git back from Blackpool an if I can be arsed replyin...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 24 2003, 11:09 AM

hail unto the smitemaster™, smitemaster™, smitemaster™
hail unto the smitemaster™, smitemaster™ man

he smites, never fuses and condems those in buses

hail unto the smitemaster™, smitemaster™ man

Posted by: leopold Mar 24 2003, 01:04 PM

WOW! I think I'm gunna adopt this as an official League of ISH song before the gerbilmeister grabs it fer his Snaffleburger Death Cult biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 24 2003, 11:11 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 24 2003, 01:04 PM)
WOW! I think I'm gunna adopt this as an official League of ISH song before the gerbilmeister grabs it fer his Snaffleburger Death Cult biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

its my song it goes with me as preacher of the death cult or as grand high executioner of ish, i smite therefor i am

Posted by: leopold Mar 24 2003, 11:13 PM

whatever...

Posted by: MAtt Mar 24 2003, 11:14 PM

k

Posted by: leopold Mar 24 2003, 11:20 PM

I'd personally like ta congratulate Matt on the shortest entry in this forum!!!

Matt, how'd ya like to be the "Performer of the Short Entries of ISH"?

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 24 2003, 11:34 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 24 2003, 11:20 PM)
I'd personally like ta congratulate Matt on the shortest entry in this forum!!!

Matt, how'd ya like to be the "Performer of the Short Entries of ISH"?

could you make me official HIGH EXECUTIONER OF ISH

i've already got it in me sig

Posted by: leopold Mar 24 2003, 11:37 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Mar 24 2003, 11:34 PM)
could you make me official HIGH EXECUTIONER OF ISH

i've already got it in me sig

Saucy Tara has already bestowed this honour upon thee, squire! She did check with me it was OK so it's cool wi me. Or did ya just want the official ceremony?

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 24 2003, 11:43 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 24 2003, 11:37 PM)
Or did ya just want the official ceremony?

official ceremony with ceremonial guards with ceremonialish pig stickers

and a huge giant axe waiting for me to wield as part of my official duty,

oh and the 4.9 billion grant for research into smiting technologies limited.

ceo prezgfish

Posted by: leopold Mar 24 2003, 11:48 PM

*sigh*

K then...

In front of this audience an the forum, I hereby proclaim you to be LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER OF ISH, with the power ta smite an destroy any nay-sayers (or in this case, ness sayers *tee hee*) Here is yer smitecutioners axe. Now go forth an smite!

Happy now? Cuz that's more than anyone else got...

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 25 2003, 12:00 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 24 2003, 11:48 PM)
*sigh*

K then...

In front of this audience an the forum, I hereby proclaim you to be LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER OF ISH, with the power ta smite an destroy any nay-sayers (or in this case, ness sayers *tee hee*) Here is yer smitecutioners axe. Now go forth an smite!

Happy now? Cuz that's more than anyone else got...

wee hee i got me axe (but not the smiting grant, ah well there's always micros*ft)

here little heatheness monster.

i'm gonna get you little heathen. you can hide but you can't run, i baracaded the town. what do you mean your not a heathen, do you believe in our cause ... well then put your teeth on the curb, or mr smitey's cummin out to play

Posted by: leopold Mar 25 2003, 12:05 AM

I'm gonna smite ya little heathen,
I'm gonna smite ya little heathen,
I'm gonna smite ya little heathen,
Cuz I like smitin heathens!

Yah, I really do.

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 25 2003, 12:30 AM

I'm gonna smite all little heathen,
I'm gonna smite all little heathen,
I'm gonna smite all little heathen,
Cuz I like smitin all the heathens!

because the voices tell me to!

Posted by: leopold Mar 27 2003, 10:24 PM

New decree people!

Instead of usin "ness" we now use "nish", thusly - greatnish, saucynish, groovynish.

See how that's jus sooooo great!

Any member of the league caught not usin this will be docked one minion. Ya'v been warned!!

Posted by: craziness Mar 27 2003, 10:25 PM

i am still craziness

Posted by: leopold Mar 27 2003, 10:26 PM

yish, but I allus calls ya crazi anyways... tongue.gif

Posted by: spuglet Mar 27 2003, 10:34 PM

oh, my english teacher called herself a heathen today, she needs a good smiting!

Posted by: leopold Mar 27 2003, 10:36 PM

Smite her good an ya get a shiny new minion biggrin.gif

Posted by: spuglet Mar 27 2003, 10:38 PM

consider her smoted! i didnt like ehr neway, shes only a sub coz my real teachers ill for 3 weeks or summet....so she deserves to be smote!

Posted by: leopold Mar 27 2003, 10:39 PM

in that case have a minion! Ya earned it me ickle spuggzy!

Posted by: spuglet Mar 27 2003, 10:43 PM

yay! i have a minion woohoo woohoo! beware all english teachers, thou shalt be smoted good and proper

Posted by: Jaq Mar 27 2003, 10:45 PM

I wish to smite all high school English teachers and my English prof from last year. Smarmy pretentious bastage. Can that be done?

Posted by: leopold Mar 27 2003, 10:50 PM

yish - now join us brother jag!

Posted by: craziness Mar 28 2003, 01:07 AM

erm......... its jaq

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 01:09 AM

meh... whatever mellow.gif

Posted by: Jaq Mar 28 2003, 01:10 AM

That's okay Leopold. and it's Sister Jaq.

Yay! I will smitely rightly!

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 01:14 AM

So basically yer tellin me I fecked up on both counts...

marvellous.

Whatever...

Smite on, sis!!

Do well an I will reward ya biggrin.gif

Posted by: Jaq Mar 28 2003, 01:19 AM

But the important thing is...um...I knew what you were talking about!

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 01:25 AM

that's ok then. I guess... blink.gif

Posted by: Jaq Mar 28 2003, 03:20 AM

I've only been here a few days and already I've managed to make sooo many people make that face!

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 03:22 AM

HEYYYYY!!!! That's me face in real life!!

Cheeky tongue.gif

Posted by: Jaq Mar 28 2003, 03:24 AM

Ever notice that one eye is summat large than the other? I'm no doctor, but maybe you should have that checked out...

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 03:28 AM

I did. He jus told me to bog off. He's a fool. He wants flippin helluva far, he does...

Posted by: Jaq Mar 28 2003, 03:29 AM

I pity the fool that tries to diagnose Leopold. Drink some milk children!

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 28 2003, 11:38 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 18 2003, 07:31 AM)
Right, so now we have the uberbride tara, the schwayest Holy Acolyte preacher gerbil doin the ceremony, the superugerfantasticlycool queen antinoob crazi as the bridesmaid... an cheese is bringin the cake!

Hey LoLo, can ya take time off from yer glorious duties to take part?

Now all I need is a best man...

Can I do it I promise the most greatnishingly amazing bachelor party debauchery has ever known, it will make the hedonism boot out of futurama look tame "I regret nothing",

There’ll be smiting and stripers and the heads of ness heathens served on silverish platters, there'll be an n overwhelming amount of vodka imps serving/being drinks.

Not to mention other stuff which can't be posted here as it would offend others and your bride to be might not like the plan.

such as the game of barcrall monopoly

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 12:56 PM

I mus say, that does sound pretty cool... but beatin the hedonism boot? That's a tall order...

...plus there's the small matter that me noobish ain't been around fer a coupla days sad.gif

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 28 2003, 11:06 PM

Ish has transformed my life. Ish is perfection in a suffix, truth in a sound. It's even used as an anacronym for a really spiffish community of http://www.ish.unimelb.edu.au/ish.html.

Ish is really more than just a simple suffix, it's a way of life.

Posted by: leopold Mar 28 2003, 11:09 PM

Kewl!! Nice find Selkie biggrin.gif

\m/ cool.gif \m/

We get our own group o hypnotists wi ISH. In yer face, ness persons laugh.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 29 2003, 02:38 AM

ness is dead. or it WAS dead until i revived it by saying it was dead. meh...

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 29 2003, 03:42 AM

So...if Ness is dead, then if the sorta-mythical-but-maybe-not-mythical Loch Ness monster DID exsist, he/she/it would have to be the Loch Ish monster. Who do we contact to change the name of the lake to Ish?


On an unrelated note, how much trouble would it be for me if I said hamsters can accessorize better than gerbils?


*grabs her government issued duct tape and prepares for possible rodent invasion*

(edit: Slaps the P out of the hamster. Yes, I'm a spelling freak, even for as often as I forget how to spell words.)

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 29 2003, 03:45 AM

Aw, it's ~Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham, Hamtaro...~

Tee hee hee!

Posted by: Sarah the Spider Mar 29 2003, 03:53 AM



But do not forget the squirrels...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 29 2003, 03:56 AM

http://deadsquirrel.com

Posted by: prezgfish Mar 30 2003, 12:35 AM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 29 2003, 03:56 AM)
http://deadsquirrel.com

ok weird, but not weird enough

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 30 2003, 12:52 AM

squirrels are teh spawn of satan...... they must be included in my legions biggrin.gif

Posted by: Debaser Mar 30 2003, 12:53 AM

nah, it's not the squirrels you want to watch out for, it's the geese.

geese are satan's poultry.

Posted by: cheese is funny Mar 30 2003, 12:54 AM

the goose says "honk"

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 30 2003, 01:15 AM

(stabs the heathen goose)

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 30 2003, 02:02 AM

What I don't get is the word "heathen" being said like it's a bad thing...

And everyone knows that http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html are the TRUE evil of the world.

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 30 2003, 03:55 AM

you're just saying that cause we had to smite you for being a heathen tongue.gif

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 30 2003, 04:52 AM

I LIKE being a heathen, it's a jolly good time! Although dancing nekkid in the moonlight in Minnesota during winter tends to get a bit nippy, and for some reason the locals think that's just not proper to do...uptight bastages...

Posted by: leopold Mar 30 2003, 02:11 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 30 2003, 03:55 AM)
you're just saying that cause we had to smite you for being a heathen tongue.gif

Did ya smite me n00b, ferret??

grrrrrr............

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

I consider this an insult to me personally. As the Holy Acolyte, I expect, nay, DEMAND loyalty to me an me fellows. I demand satisfaction.

I'm relievin ya of 5 minions an handin em to Selkie as punishment for your wrongdoin...

Be that a lesson NEVER to cross me in future!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 30 2003, 04:14 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 30 2003, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 30 2003, 03:55 AM)
you're just saying that cause we had to smite you for being a heathen tongue.gif

Did ya smite me n00b, ferret??

grrrrrr............

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

I consider this an insult to me personally. As the Holy Acolyte, I expect, nay, DEMAND loyalty to me an me fellows. I demand satisfaction.

I'm relievin ya of 5 minions an handin em to Selkie as punishment for your wrongdoin...

Be that a lesson NEVER to cross me in future!

she said she's a heathen, and we've gotta smite teh heathens so tongue.gif
(steals back 5 minions, then steals an extra 5 just for teh hell of it) tongue.gif

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 30 2003, 05:07 PM

Stop yer fighting, shame, SHAME on you both!!!


*Glare*

Leopold's the High and Grand Poobah of Ish, Gerbilfromhell is the Holy Acolyte. The Recalcitrant Rodent was doing what he felt was necissary at the time, and honestly...he missed tongue.gif

Play nice or I'll have to slap someone.

Posted by: leopold Mar 30 2003, 05:28 PM

Not tha point. Me n00b is not ta be smited!

...oh, had on... yer admittin yer a hu... a hu... a heathen???

OMG!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I've adopted a heathen!!!

ARSEBUCKETS!!!

/me prepares ta give me n00b a smitin she'll never forget

Posted by: Selkie_Blue Mar 30 2003, 06:00 PM

Oh, pooh. Smite me if you will, but it won't change much, just perhaps singe my poor already-dry hair a bit more. *pouts all pathetically and such* sad.gif

But, on my defense, how bad am I if I am fully aware of -ish's greatness, Mata's demi-deity status, and can fully appreciate the psychotic yet subtle charms of Mittens??

*sighs, and stands meekly for her smiting*

Posted by: Ashley Mar 30 2003, 06:36 PM

Pfft. You people may not know this (because they're clever little bastards) But penguins are the true evil of the world. They wish to brainwash people with their cute-ness, and then use the brainwashees to do their evil bidding. Soon, they plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[proof soon to come]

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Mar 30 2003, 07:02 PM

that's not evil. evil is seeing a car explode randomly and, without knowing if there was anyone in it, start laughing uncontrollably biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Mar 30 2003, 07:37 PM

QUOTE (Selkie_Blue @ Mar 30 2003, 06:00 PM)
I am fully aware of -ish's greatness

Well in that case yer not a heathen... I'll spare yer hair

/me puts down smitin tools an passes Selkie a bottle of kick-ass conditioner

Use it wisely, my child, for beautiful shiny hair smile.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 3 2003, 10:42 AM

smitey smitey

the all mighty smite cannon is almost complete soon my pretties soon

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 3 2003, 10:44 AM

QUOTE (Selkie_Blue @ Mar 30 2003, 02:02 AM)
What I don't get is the word "heathen" being said like it's a bad thing...

And everyone knows that http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html are the TRUE evil of the world.

he he he funny the penguin one i done about 6 months ago is better though

Posted by: iamtootiredyyyy Apr 3 2003, 06:04 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 30 2003, 07:02 PM)
that's not evil. evil is seeing a car explode randomly and, without knowing if there was anyone in it, start laughing uncontrollably biggrin.gif

hehehehe laugh.gif

Posted by: MAtt Apr 3 2003, 06:49 PM

that made me gigggle a little to hard too.

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 4 2003, 11:33 AM

QUOTE (MAtt @ Apr 3 2003, 06:49 PM)
that made me gigggle a little to hard too.

what did?

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 4 2003, 12:08 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Apr 4 2003, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (MAtt @ Apr 3 2003, 06:49 PM)
that made me gigggle a little to hard too.

what did?

QUOTE
that's not evil. evil is seeing a car explode randomly and, without knowing if there was anyone in it, start laughing uncontrollably 
was what made him laugh. it made me laugh too, but i'm the one who actually saw the car explode so that makes me the most evil biggrin.gif

Posted by: Finchmysta_Will Apr 4 2003, 09:24 PM

im so confused... what car? what explosions?

Posted by: Lord of darness Apr 4 2003, 09:46 PM

I pleadge to ish ok there I did it.

Posted by: leopold Apr 4 2003, 09:50 PM

Ah, more recruits!

With each passin day the League of ISH grows stronger! As our ranks grow, we get more powerful an irresistible! We are gettin ready ta show the WORLD of the greatnish of the One True Suffix! Together, me brothers an sisters, we will overthrow the echelons of power! An I, as yer Grand Master, will RULE SUPREME over the entire planet!! As long as me saucy missus don't object... unsure.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 7 2003, 10:24 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 4 2003, 09:50 PM)
Ah, more recruits!

With each passin day the League of ISH grows stronger! As our ranks grow, we get more powerful an irresistible! We are gettin ready ta show the WORLD of the greatnish of the One True Suffix! Together, me brothers an sisters, we will overthrow the echelons of power! An I, as yer Grand Master, will RULE SUPREME over the entire planet!! As long as me saucy missus don't object... unsure.gif

do i need to execute anything yet i'm itching to try out the new axemeistish v2.4

or it might be the new jumper i'm not sure lets just kill a ness with the axe to find out

(BUT NOT CRAZINESS HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY)

Posted by: craziness Apr 7 2003, 11:50 AM

laugh.gif i am special laugh.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 7 2003, 12:50 PM

QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 7 2003, 11:50 AM)
laugh.gif i am special laugh.gif

i don't think special needs count

Posted by: leopold Apr 7 2003, 07:07 PM

Prez, there's plenty heathens out there man - smite away laugh.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 7 2003, 10:35 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 7 2003, 07:07 PM)
Prez, there's plenty heathens out there man - smite away laugh.gif

wee hee hee


smity smity (aw stop complainin you were in my way you deserved it .... i don't care if your the ministor of defence that just proves that you don't deserve the job i mean jeesh how can you defend a nation when i took you down form 80 meters away and vaped your guards in a matter of seconds, YOU CAN'T. I'M IN CONTROLL NOW) smitey smitey smiteeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Posted by: leopold Apr 7 2003, 10:43 PM

Yeah, that's the stuff prez! laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 7 2003, 10:58 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 7 2003, 10:43 PM)
Yeah, that's the stuff prez! laugh.gif laugh.gif

stuff STUFF

who got stuff i wan it i need it i just stepped on the minister spleen eww

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 8 2003, 08:47 PM

NOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU LET THE LEGUE DIE! DAMN YOU HEATHENS! mad.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 8 2003, 10:15 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Apr 8 2003, 08:47 PM)
NOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU LET THE LEGUE DIE! DAMN YOU HEATHENS! mad.gif

gerbil nothing died i posted here yesterday just because a page isnt in the top 3 for 5 minutes don't mean its dead if it hasn't been poted in a week then its dead then you resurect it but not after 10, freekin minutes

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 8 2003, 10:23 PM

it was on the third page, that's plenty dead tongue.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 9 2003, 09:45 AM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Apr 8 2003, 10:23 PM)
it was on the third page, that's plenty dead tongue.gif

not at the rate new topics appear nowadays

Posted by: iamtootiredyyyy Apr 9 2003, 03:24 PM

I liklish ish can I join pleease? biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Apr 9 2003, 07:17 PM

Course ya can bud! The more the merrier!! biggrin.gif

Jus hope yer not too tired fer all the smitin ya might find yaself doin... altho there's not much ta do here now, there's just a pathetic pocket o resisitance... dry.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 9 2003, 08:41 PM

lol george bush is still unsmoted (smites george bush)

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 10 2003, 10:13 AM

the united colours of ish

Posted by: iamtootiredyyyy Apr 10 2003, 11:05 AM

hooray!

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 10 2003, 10:01 PM

for?

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 10 2003, 10:15 PM

stuff

Posted by: Oni Usagi Apr 11 2003, 10:38 PM

Ish is death.
Ish = Shi
Shi = Death
So I propose that Ish leaves its place and joins among the ranks of the proud, the noble, the PRE-FIXES!
Mwahaha!

*Shaky evil, crazy jumpy dances away*

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 11 2003, 11:57 PM

no, ish is a suffix, no one can change that, not even you with your random comments biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Apr 12 2003, 01:32 AM

QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 11 2003, 11:38 PM)
Ish is death.
Ish = Shi
Shi = Death
So I propose that Ish leaves its place and joins among the ranks of the proud, the noble, the PRE-FIXES!
Mwahaha!

*Shaky evil, crazy jumpy dances away*

No chance buster, not while I'm in charge!!!!

Not a bad bit o logic tho, gotta hand ya that wink.gif

Posted by: Oni Usagi Apr 12 2003, 01:37 AM

I'm sorry. I'll leave the ish alone. I still like ALL -ish- though.

Posted by: leopold Apr 12 2003, 01:40 AM

Cool - you'll do fer me!!

Posted by: Oni Usagi Apr 12 2003, 03:09 AM

Then I shall conformish and joinish.

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 12 2003, 12:58 PM

CODE
sharpens axe and prepares

Posted by: Hyperion Apr 12 2003, 01:08 PM

I think ya're sexy, leo, can I join?

Ish is good too. smile.gif

Posted by: craziness Apr 12 2003, 01:15 PM

dry.gif i am upset because nobody wants to join ness
are all of you new people just not enlightened? there is a ness death cult too!!

Posted by: leopold Apr 12 2003, 03:55 PM

Oni, Hyperion - Welcome to the League of ISH!! biggrin.gif

I'm sure ya'll make a great addition to the team! Please help yerself to two minions an whatever tools ya need to spread the word (suffix) of ISH!

Oh, what the hey - All members have two more minions ta celebrate! YAAAAY!!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 12 2003, 04:44 PM

QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 12 2003, 02:15 PM)
dry.gif i am upset because nobody wants to join ness
are all of you new people just not enlightened? there is a ness death cult too!!

the reason they're joinin ish is cause they ARE enlightened tongue.gif

Posted by: leopold Apr 12 2003, 04:46 PM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Apr 12 2003, 05:44 PM)
the reason they're joinin ish is cause they ARE enlightened tongue.gif

Me Holy Acolyte does me proud!

Have an extension to yer altar!!

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 13 2003, 07:09 PM

YOU MUST ALL JOIN ISH NOW!

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 14 2003, 12:26 PM

I quit ish

and leave it alone

no more point

why do we do this?

Posted by: craziness Apr 14 2003, 05:48 PM

because ummmm.....
ness is better?

Posted by: leopold Apr 14 2003, 06:49 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Apr 14 2003, 01:26 PM)
why do we do this?

Cus it's supposed to be a laugh???

Methinks prez is sufferin a little burnout from all the Mr SB product placement...

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 14 2003, 09:25 PM

what's with prez anyways? he used to post insanely and invent lotsa mr sb stuff but now he's hardly ever here sad.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 16 2003, 11:30 AM

QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Apr 14 2003, 10:25 PM)
what's with prez anyways? he used to post insanely and invent lotsa mr sb stuff but now he's hardly ever here sad.gif

i no longer see the point

i am directing efforts in an alternative driection nowadays

Posted by: Tarantio Apr 16 2003, 11:32 AM

LOL YEH SOUTH.

and i dont mean the compass point... rolleyes.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 16 2003, 11:38 AM

QUOTE (Tarantio @ Apr 16 2003, 12:32 PM)
LOL YEH SOUTH.

and i dont mean the compass point... rolleyes.gif

was actually writting the history of troy for you you ass but i think i'll scrap that and continue with my hitman story

Posted by: leopold Apr 16 2003, 12:17 PM

QUOTE (prezgfish @ Apr 16 2003, 12:30 PM)
i no longer see the point

i am directing efforts in an alternative driection nowadays

Looks like someone's sufferin from forum burnout...

Take care prez... don't be a stranger

Posted by: LoLo Apr 16 2003, 03:15 PM

I think we've all been there.

When I was there I lost my position here, but I don't dare try to reclaim it cause spuglet is great! That and I don't know how much longer til my forum burnout comes back. dry.gif

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 17 2003, 07:13 AM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 16 2003, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (prezgfish @ Apr 16 2003, 12:30 PM)
i no longer see the point

i am directing efforts in an alternative driection nowadays

Looks like someone's sufferin from forum burnout...

Take care prez... don't be a stranger

nope no burnout just a change of ideoligies

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 18 2003, 11:31 AM

I am considering comming back to ish but not as an executioner.

maybe more of a guiding role if anyone can think of a suitable title.

Posted by: LilNick Apr 18 2003, 11:42 AM

The Great Fish Of Ish?

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 18 2003, 02:28 PM

QUOTE (LilNick @ Apr 18 2003, 12:42 PM)
The Great Fish Of Ish?

hmm tempting

Posted by: LilNick Apr 18 2003, 02:30 PM

go on it's a great name.

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 18 2003, 02:40 PM

QUOTE (LilNick @ Apr 18 2003, 03:30 PM)
go on it's a great name.

I'll wait untill leo reapears

Posted by: leopold Apr 18 2003, 03:59 PM

QUOTE (LilNick @ Apr 18 2003, 12:42 PM)
The Great Fish Of Ish?

LOL laugh.gif

Actually, that's a great name nick...

...prez, if yer happy wi that, then that's what ya are, buddy!

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 18 2003, 05:56 PM

yo kay

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 22 2003, 11:23 AM

leo why have you abandoned this thread why do you abandon ish why oh why must i overdramiticise everything WHY

Posted by: leopold Apr 22 2003, 03:45 PM

*sigh* It's a hard life bein the Grand Leader sometimes...

Prez, tek a chillish pillish dude... I'm still in the ishin biz! In fact, I'm kickin around the idea of a webishsite ta promote the sheer ishnish of ISH, the One True Suffix! Well, either that or gettin summat fer missyA ta put on her site...

Ahh, who am I kiddin... it's all cos crissi ditched me fer that ness mob mad.gif An after I built that beautiful monument to her as well...

Posted by: prezgfish Apr 22 2003, 09:49 PM

crissi is ness no you lie it can't be

Posted by: Eileen Aries Apr 22 2003, 09:57 PM

hey leo, can i join your great league of ish?

Posted by: leopold Apr 22 2003, 09:58 PM

Of course ya can eileen!!!

YAAAAY!!!! More people!

I'm gunna hafta make titles fer all these people...

Posted by: LoLo Apr 22 2003, 09:58 PM

leo can I have my old job back, only share the duties with spuglet instead?

Posted by: leopold Apr 22 2003, 10:03 PM

Course ya can!

*wonders where spuglet has gone to*

Posted by: Eileen Aries Apr 22 2003, 10:04 PM

what do i call myself?

Posted by: LoLo Apr 22 2003, 10:04 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 22 2003, 03:03 PM)
Course ya can!

*wonders where spuglet has gone to*

Yay hugs.......maybe a new title so I don't feel like I'm stealin spuglets glory?........nah thats prolly asking too much lol

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 22 2003, 10:05 PM

i would like you to know... the Ejit cult is allies with you... is that ok??? kan we be allies???

i would join but mata has already had a go at me twice 4 my sig!!!

(he's even edited it look!!!)

Posted by: gerbilfromhell Apr 22 2003, 10:16 PM

you

have

not

been

listening

to

me
you can make your sig mich smaller by shortenin the size (size 0, -1, or -2 are good sizes cause they're small but readable)

Posted by: The Tortured Soul Apr 22 2003, 10:18 PM

yes

i

have

been

listening

to

you!!!

just

4getting

hehe

and i'm too tired and lazy!!!

Posted by: leopold Apr 22 2003, 10:19 PM

Okay - fer the benefit of everyone in ISH who has no title - lemme know what sorta thing ya would like an I'll help ya out wi a title! I'm not feelin too creative at the mo...

Posted by: Eileen Aries Apr 22 2003, 10:21 PM

can i be the Mistress of Painish?

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