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Posted by: Hyperion Aug 15 2003, 06:49 PM

Well, I got loads of approval for the site, so it should be up soon!

This is the address, if I can get it uploaded properly. Seems that "Mataquotes" is a restricted web name. *glare*

http://mataquo.tripod.com

EDIT by Mata: New link where you can submit quotes online: http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/

I'll be linking to the album and the fansite. Any suggestions?

Please send any quotes you'd like on the site to me at mitama_no_tsurugi@yahoo.com
Include the quote, the person, and a category you'd suggest it filed under, please! Thanks.

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 15 2003, 06:51 PM

What are the catagories?

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 15 2003, 06:56 PM

Er. So far I've got From the Animations, "Daft" Quotes, and Unfiled. I'll probably be putting a lot in the Unfiled, until I get an idea of the amount of quotes for other categories. . .

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 15 2003, 07:01 PM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Aug 15 2003, 07:56 PM)
Er. So far I've got From the Animations, "Daft" Quotes, and Unfiled. I'll probably be putting a lot in the Unfiled, until I get an idea of the amount of quotes for other categories. . .

Gotcha.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 15 2003, 10:24 PM

WooT.

We is up. I need to fix some links, but we is up.

Posted by: CrissiLove Aug 15 2003, 11:34 PM

It's looking good, Hyperion! smile.gif I like the quotes you've picked too! smile.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 03:06 AM

*grin* Yup, and I'm still uploading some. In fact. . . I just did! *giggle-ISH*

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 16 2003, 03:41 AM

Heh, I made it...woot!

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 04:22 AM

Jeez. You're happy cause you got on the site for sticking your finger up my ass?

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 04:26 AM

hyperion the site is great.....the quotes are funny!

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 04:44 AM

Thank you! happy.gif *blush* I really need help, though, you guys! I can't find all the quotes by myself!

I'll give ya a cookie if ya get me a good quote~!

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 04:48 AM

ok I think this is funny.

Industrial Kybosh

A fair indicator of whether or not someone is a spam whore is whether or not they have made a thread/poll entitled 'Am I A Spam Whore?' or similar.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 04:50 AM

*gives cookie*

You're on the site, y'know, Lo. . .

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 04:51 AM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Aug 15 2003, 09:50 PM)
*gives cookie*

You're on the site, y'know, Lo. . .

yeah i saw that that is cool. biggrin.gif

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 04:53 AM

Mata

*sniff* I'm so proud I made this forum... It just gets me all teary know to know that I've given people a chance to have their breasts named by comparative strangers

Truly, this is what the internet is all about!

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 16 2003, 04:55 AM

I DID NOT STICK MY FINGER....y'know...up there!! I grabbed your butt....see if I talk to you again. sad.gif

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 04:59 AM

Jaq

Dear Grossed Out:

Dogs have something that I would be happy to have. No sense of shame. I think everyone would be alot happier if they didn't have any shame. I know I would. But if the doggy lurve is getting on your nerves just leave the room and let your four legged "friends" have their privacy. On a more serious note, dogs often hump when they're bored. Play ball with them or at least lock them in their crates. Everyone will be happier.

Yours Jaq

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 05:02 AM

Jonman

If you're that drunk enough that you have no clue as to what's happening, you're not going to be able the motor skills to get jiggy, let alone be able to 'rouse the captain'.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 05:04 AM

I need to dredge up some of the old "Agony Uncle" posts. Those were great.

Posted by: CrissiLove Aug 16 2003, 05:04 AM

*wants to submit something*

LoLo:

Keep those ports plugged with something other than your wiener.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 05:07 AM

Cookies to Lo and Crissi!!!

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 05:12 AM

Crissi (amazingly good at peer pressure if you ask me)

*laughs*

Just joking with you guys! See... look at me.. I made it over the fence just fine.... Now it's your turn to try... come on.... *waving you all over* You know you all want to.....

*giggles*

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 05:25 AM

Tarantio

Just go right ahead and pm someone who sounds like they know what they're doing and they should get back to you with answers to all your questions.

Dace

EXCEPT THE ONES ABOUT THE SHEEP. DONT ASK THOSE ONES, AS REFUSAL CAN OFTEN LEAD TO EMBARRASSMENT OR ANGST.

Tarantio

Yes thankyou for that, dace...

note from lolo: this was all one post in intros. and people say my intros are the frightening ones tongue.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 05:25 AM

I'm gonna make a new category, which will be the jonman/Jag/agony uncle category for those really cute little questions. Yep. I've got several, so don't suggest them unless they're REALLY good, cause they're all super-easy to find (but I might miss one, so if ya really like one, post it) cause they're all in oh, FOUR threads. So yep.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 16 2003, 05:27 AM

Also, I'll probably update once or twice a day (no more tonight) as my computer is wigging out due to it's elderliness and the whole love san worm. Tomorrow I'll incorporate the quotes I got into the site, update, and then check here for new quotes. But I'm collecting till I go to bed tonight. Yep. But I'ma go to bed within the hour, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Edward_lover1200 Aug 16 2003, 11:45 AM

I feel loved wub.gif I have a quote on there wub.gif

and I am laugh.gif I shall kill you all ph34r.gif enless of course your E-engaged to me...or E-married...then your safe...

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 16 2003, 01:32 PM

Add this, funny in a dark way:

Hinsley: Guys are f**kers.

Posted by: Edward_lover1200 Aug 16 2003, 01:34 PM

Hyperion : Goose?
IrishGuy : goose goosed goos?ing (ca. 1880)

verb transitive

1 : to poke between the buttocks with an upward thrust

2 : to grab one's buttocks and squeeze firmly
Hyperion : DID YOU STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!?!?!? ><!!!
IrishGuy : NOOO!!! well.... no.



laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 16 2003, 01:39 PM

sun tsu: well, this sucks.

and i have the thread to prove i said that.

Posted by: Edward_lover1200 Aug 16 2003, 01:40 PM

yeah this one laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 16 2003, 01:44 PM

QUOTE (Edward_lover1200 @ Aug 16 2003, 02:40 PM)
yeah this one laugh.gif laugh.gif

rofl..thats not what i meant biggrin.gif

Posted by: LoLo Aug 16 2003, 02:29 PM

Edward lover bumped this thread, and it would be a good place to gank quote I think.

http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=3578&st=0

Posted by: Edward_lover1200 Aug 16 2003, 02:32 PM

*grins* I couldn't resisit...I love Bumping old threads laugh.gif

Posted by: LoLo Aug 17 2003, 01:47 AM

I love the quotes so far hype. great job!

Just for the record though

QUOTE
(HOW IT ALL BEGAN)
Lolo : BO
Crissilove : SELECTA


is not how it all began. Inky made a thread called, when i say bo you say or something I dont recall exactly the name of it. Anyways Crissi and I played it in chat one day and we wanted to share, so I made the now bo selecta thread and thats why that ones there.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 17 2003, 03:24 AM

But.... but!

Posted by: Prince Aries Aug 17 2003, 03:27 AM

A recent favorite of mine from LoLo from the Forumite Awards:

Anyone else find it funny that the only other votes for best flasher are for a.) my vibrator and b.) a person who nominated themselves for everything?

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 17 2003, 04:18 AM

I nominate my mama, Candice, with this quote

QUOTE
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

.....


Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

Posted by: Prince Aries Aug 18 2003, 04:31 AM

Good call Irish. Hell, Hyperion put that whole dang thread in there laugh.gif

Posted by: Logicman Aug 18 2003, 10:37 PM

WHY is there nothing I'VE said on there? I've got some of the best one-liners on the forum! According to me, anyway...

Posted by: hinsley Aug 18 2003, 11:46 PM

lol theres noe about me, where elf was told to do everything i said.
lol that was funny.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 19 2003, 09:08 AM

Teh site is not teh work! *cries*

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 19 2003, 09:09 AM

Okay, now it works. Sorry.

Posted by: Sun Tsu Aug 19 2003, 01:58 PM

wow, i'm in it. biggrin.gif

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 19 2003, 02:16 PM

QUOTE
i liked those threads... it showed how desperate people were to talk to an idiot...  "cheese is funny"

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Aug 19 2003, 09:48 PM

Commie: I think we could solve the world's energy crisis should we find a way of harnessing the motion created by Sid Vicious and Joey Ramone turning in their graves whenever the words "Avril" and "punk" are put together

A classic from chat - well done, Komrade!

Posted by: Edward_lover1200 Aug 19 2003, 09:51 PM

I have one lol....

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 19 2003, 11:06 PM

InKy: My ideal pub has well-stocked juke, pool table, real ale, and 'NO TOWNIE WANKERS' written above the door.

To reciprocate the favour. IRC brings out the best in everyone.

Posted by: cheese is funny Aug 20 2003, 01:14 AM

QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 19 2003, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE
i liked those threads... it showed how desperate people were to talk to an idiot... "cheese is funny"

what thread was that in? <is so very lost> blink.gif

Posted by: Debaser Aug 20 2003, 08:50 AM

QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 20 2003, 12:06 AM)
IRC brings out the best in everyone.

'tis true...i keep a file of all the decent irc quotes i see...and here's another one...

(InKy) with this tune, I hear it, and sometimes I think 'hey, this is nice!', and sometimes I think 'wow, is that some beige paint drying?'

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 02:29 PM

A great one from IM:

Prince Aries: OMG I had the greatest orgasm yesterday...........erm...wait........nevermind you have people there *hides*

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 20 2003, 02:40 PM

QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 19 2003, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 19 2003, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE
i liked those threads... it showed how desperate people were to talk to an idiot... "cheese is funny"

what thread was that in? <is so very lost> blink.gif

that thread where everyone was sending you messages but your pm box was full...also known as the hickbattle thread

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 06:40 PM

LoLo (from http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=5025):

Seriously. Think about it. You have to breathe. Here you are clogging up one of your orifaces with a penis, and still trying to breathe through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breathe at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 06:50 PM

[On e-weddings]

Weary Traveler: All right then...will there be nibbling involved?
Edward-lover1200: Of course...
Weary Traveler: YAY!

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 20 2003, 10:14 PM

I swear to god I had Lolo's tissue one already on the site before you said that, just hadn't updated. Cool.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 10:27 PM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Aug 20 2003, 11:14 PM)
I swear to god I had Lolo's tissue one already on the site before you said that, just hadn't updated. Cool.

Well, it is a classic post...

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 20 2003, 10:44 PM

I've updated. I also added a new section - 'sex quotes' in which to place the fruits of our little Prince's rampant sexuality.
Go Aries.
Go Hypy.

*does the little happy dance* Sorry about not being on - we've had violent thunderstorms Monday and Tuesday afternoons. And school jus started. I been sleeping a lot. Pish.

Posted by: Prince Aries Aug 20 2003, 11:35 PM

I dont know if I should be happy or not that all my sexaliciousness is becoming quotable...so I'll just laugh laugh.gif

Site's down right now, it won't work for me. I really wanted to go re-check out the goodness too! sad.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 11:40 PM

We've had the same Quote of the Day for a few days now...

Posted by: Weary Traveler Aug 20 2003, 11:43 PM

QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 20 2003, 02:50 PM)
[On e-weddings]

Weary Traveler: All right then...will there be nibbling involved?
Edward-lover1200: Of course...
Weary Traveler: YAY!

and a fun time was had by all... biggrin.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 11:50 PM

You know what? We are funny people. We are very funny people indeed.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 20 2003, 11:56 PM

LGG: He's alive!
Mr McSqueaky: Woah...what am I?
LGG: Mr McSqueaky is alive!
Mr McSqueaky: No, really, what the hell am I? Mr McSqueaky?
LGG: I love Mondays.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 21 2003, 12:48 AM

Jonman: Heathen. You clearly wouldn't know a quality beverage if it painted you pink and called you Mindy.

Posted by: candice Aug 22 2003, 04:20 AM

I wanna submit one! biggrin.gif It's from my e-son, Irish.

QUOTE
Alright you two....you're perving everything up. Can't you just hold hands and bake cookies, like Candice does?

Posted by: syuu Aug 23 2003, 07:45 AM

Excellent site, Hyp. ;)

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 23 2003, 04:36 PM

Me: Oh my god someone doesn't like me, guess I'll walk out. But I won't do it quietly, I'm far too much of a drama queen to leave gracefully. I'll start a thread for my histrionics, and have everyone say "Please don't leave, we all love you so" to boost my already-inflamed ego. And of course I won't have the balls to actually leave, god no, I just want attention. LOOK AT ME!

Posted by: candice Aug 23 2003, 11:20 PM

Hehe, I have another quote to submit. smile.gif It is me and InKy's new philosophy (it's from IRC technically, but meh we both liked it so we decided to submit it anyhow):

candice: It's the Internet, it's supposed to be FUN.

Industrial Kybosh: mm-hmm. Real life has all the suck you need.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 24 2003, 10:01 AM

Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit: Boo hoo hoo. At least you're not in trouble for wearing feathered odangas.

Posted by: Logicman Aug 24 2003, 08:33 PM

What she means is that they wouldn't take her ID picture because of her hairstyle.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 24 2003, 09:07 PM

Oh, right. I still think it's funny.

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 24 2003, 09:45 PM

How about we put some of Jaq's stories on the site?
http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4202&st=0

They're funny.

And I don't suck. dry.gif

Posted by: Jaq Aug 24 2003, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 24 2003, 03:45 PM)
How about we put some of Jaq's stories on the site?
http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4202&st=0

They're funny.

And I don't suck. dry.gif

of course not dear. tongue.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 25 2003, 11:05 AM

Oh man, I remember Jaq's stories. Those were teh funnay. There should be a separate page for them on the site.

Posted by: LoLo Aug 25 2003, 02:20 PM

I WILL BE YOUR PRIVATE DANCER YOUR DANCER FOR MONEY DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DOOOOOOOO!!
-Prince Aries

Posted by: LoLo Aug 25 2003, 02:40 PM

We should try to get this started again. I think it was a good idea, just like most of my ideas.
-Monkey The Red Rabbit

Posted by: LoLo Aug 25 2003, 02:49 PM

So I was sitting here in my towel and thinking....You know some of these members have really spiffy member titles.....so I went through some of the member list and got member titles for quotes (might make a good section on the page).....I wanted more but I need to go get something other than my towel on, because I don't think my bosses will appreciate me coming to work in a towel.

Alanity
...and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

Cheese Is Funny
BOING!

Covert Yawn
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

Dark Protector
^This is not my self picture^
{this one just made me giggle because of excite and it's use of av's and people always thinking I'm the person in my avs}

Debaser
Cockmonger supreme

Edward_lover1200
Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel

Elf
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Emiliza
I want to be invisible, oh wait I am

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 25 2003, 04:44 PM

Leo (on April 1st):

This thread could jus go on forever...

*sigh*

selecta...

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 25 2003, 11:50 PM

*sigh* Sorry about the holdup, guys. And yeah, yeah, I put up another one in 'quote of the day' but I'm reluctant to take down Mata's quote. . . It seems like an end to something I can't quite put my finger on. . . I'd hafta cry if I took it down. . . Oh, and we've also got a new section, THANK YOU LOLO!!! *props go out to 'lo*

AGH! It may not be up yet. I just got a runtime error message. It'll be up SOON, I may have to restart my computer. If it's not updated now, check back in 15 minutes!!!
Loves

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 25 2003, 11:51 PM

HEY! COMMIE! YOU STOLE MY SIG PIC IDEA!! *mock anger* I'll kill you!

Posted by: candice Aug 26 2003, 12:15 AM

The new section is working fine for me smile.gif

The site is looking great! happy.gif

*EDIT* This just made me giggle. At the bottom of the page when I was there, there was an advertisement that said "Love Cheese?" Of course we do! happy.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 26 2003, 12:33 AM

Hee, grand.

Posted by: Prince Aries Aug 26 2003, 05:43 AM

TigerLily - HOT LINOLEUM ACTION!


Hmm...the mental picture is pure heaven happy.gif

Posted by: TigerLily013 Aug 26 2003, 05:45 AM

Prince Aries: You know you wanna touch it wink.gif

Also put up his title "My cock is your elation" tongue.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 26 2003, 08:48 AM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Aug 26 2003, 12:51 AM)
HEY! COMMIE! YOU STOLE MY SIG PIC IDEA!! *mock anger* I'll kill you!

Mine is much scarier. Sorry, but I saw that pic and I had to use it.

Posted by: Cath Aug 26 2003, 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Aug 26 2003, 12:50 AM)
*sigh* Sorry about the holdup, guys. And yeah, yeah, I put up another one in 'quote of the day' but I'm reluctant to take down Mata's quote. . . It seems like an end to something I can't quite put my finger on. . . I'd hafta cry if I took it down. . . Oh, and we've also got a new section, THANK YOU LOLO!!! *props go out to 'lo*

Why dont you keep Mata's quote as a permanent fixture as a desription of the forum or something like that. I think it sums us up pretty well! lol biggrin.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 28 2003, 01:21 AM

Guess what!

Mataquotes Version 2.0 is up! I changed the look a little bit, you know, for a little variety and stuff. I like the new layout. Same URL!!

Talk about kicking butt. Next update : Soon!!!!!

Oh, and Mata's quote is now a permanent fixture on the site. Go Sam.

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 28 2003, 01:27 AM

Whoa, talk about an EYESORE!! I'm going to make our ads into Popups so that they stop messing with the frames. *growl* Gimme about ten mins.

Posted by: candice Aug 28 2003, 02:41 AM

*coughs*

Ya know, the MIA Fam. Album has a link to Mata Quotes on the main page...

*continues dropping not so subtle hints*...

biggrin.gif

Posted by: candice Aug 28 2003, 03:08 PM

Hehehe. I have a member title to submit. It's monkey_called_narth's:
"homophobes are just pissed cause they cant get laid"

happy.gif

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 28 2003, 04:09 PM

;_; *is still trying to fix the frames problem*

We'll be out for at least another 12 hours, coz I can't do it at school. I'ma be home about 5. I'll try working on it then. . .

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 29 2003, 07:18 PM

Mata:

Soon we shall spread The Other Side across the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...

Actually it already is spread across the world....

We shall spread it more thickly across the world!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: LoLo Aug 29 2003, 07:43 PM

Hyp why don't you just follow all the other Matazone based sites like the fan site, family album, and mia album and host it at freewebs.

There are no popups. The only downside is the 50 file limit, but yours is mostly just text and subpages so I think you could manage that. biggrin.gif

Oh and btw I'm sorry I fell behind on the whole quote from titles and such.....I've kinda been busy with work and school and job interviews, and a car messing up on me. Feel free to jump in and add suggestions anyone!

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 29 2003, 07:52 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 29 2003, 08:43 PM)
Hyp why don't you just follow all the other Matazone based sites like the fan site, family album, and mia album and host it at freewebs.

CONFORM.



The rest of the slogan didn't seem appropriate.

Posted by: leopold Aug 30 2003, 08:40 AM

I think OBEY works there too... an possibly CONSUME if ya mean in bandwidth terms...

I did none o those things, but there again my site ain't strictly Matazone related...

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 30 2003, 10:44 AM

Ah, but it was a suggestion, not a command, thus OBEY is inappropriate, and to be frank the CONSUME connection is tenuous at best...

Posted by: LoLo Aug 30 2003, 02:52 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 30 2003, 01:40 AM)
I think OBEY works there too... an possibly CONSUME if ya mean in bandwidth terms...

I did none o those things, but there again my site ain't strictly Matazone related...

Yeah well you spend money on your site you rich person you! laugh.gif

I wish I had money to spend on the Fam Album to make it better.

Posted by: leopold Aug 30 2003, 05:09 PM

QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 30 2003, 03:52 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 30 2003, 01:40 AM)
I think OBEY works there too...  an possibly CONSUME if ya mean in bandwidth terms...

I did none o those things, but there again my site ain't strictly Matazone related...

Yeah well you spend money on your site you rich person you! laugh.gif

I wish I had money to spend on the Fam Album to make it better.

Eh???? I hardly call 98 cents a month a fortune!

Mind, that said, as long as nobody really minds havin a "leagueofish.co.uk" domain name, then it's no biggie fer me to host stuff. In fact, if I set up a few forwarders from summat like CJB then I could frame-forward things so it wouldn't be so obvious. An I think I can do some extra FTP accounts on it... Or, if anyone has no objection to a slowish connection an the occasional off-lineness, I could host it on me home server...

Actually... if anyone doin such a matazoney thing fancies givin it a go sometime, gimme a shout an I'll see what I can do.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 31 2003, 12:19 AM

Nokros' first post:




The forum chatters happily, and so it should. I am sworn to post on it.

It is my duty.

I would post on it at the gates of Hell.

Every night, I browse the boards for interesting topics. Every night, I am victorious.

I am undefeated.

A Poster, though it may be overwhelmed [by topics], should not be overwhelmed if there is a possibity that it will post to the death.

I am a n00b, and I shall post to the death.

As everything on the Internet is but a sham, forums are the only sincerity.

Topics come again.

I am Poster Nokros! Your loads of replies are no match for my posting ability!

Be true to the thought of the post, and avoid distraction. You can never win because you are distracted by others.

Know the topic and know yourself, in a hundred messages you will never be in peril!

As water has no constant form, there are on boards no constant conditions. Adapt, and be without form!

I am Poster Nokros!

You are... unworthy.

A Poster does not seek fame, it is the boards alone that nourish and complete all things.

The forum still chatters. And in 30 days, most will never know of this post.

Posted by: IrishGuy Aug 31 2003, 12:56 AM

as i was reading, i noticed that the way leo has it, it looks like "league'o'fish.co.uk" in stead of just "leagueofish.co.uk". Sorry had to point that out. I've also noticed that most of our quotes have something to do with sex. Coincidence?

Posted by: Hyperion Aug 31 2003, 02:12 AM

No freewebs coz trellix doesn't upload to freewebs so NYAH.

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 31 2003, 11:10 AM

QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 31 2003, 01:56 AM)
as i was reading, i noticed that the way leo has it, it looks like "league'o'fish.co.uk" in stead of just "leagueofish.co.uk". Sorry had to point that out.

Congratulations. You are now the fifth person to point out that The League Of Ish looks suspicously like The League O' Fish. biggrin.gif

Posted by: leopold Aug 31 2003, 12:04 PM

QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 31 2003, 12:10 PM)
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 31 2003, 01:56 AM)
as i was reading, i noticed that the way leo has it, it looks like "league'o'fish.co.uk" in stead of just "leagueofish.co.uk".  Sorry had to point that out.

Congratulations. You are now the fifth person to point out that The League Of Ish looks suspicously like The League O' Fish. biggrin.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

I hereby appoint commie as me official "Gee, thanks fer pointing that out, I'd never have guessed!" person. laugh.gif

Posted by: CommieBastard Aug 31 2003, 12:09 PM

QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 31 2003, 01:04 PM)
I hereby appoint commie as me official "Gee, thanks fer pointing that out, I'd never have guessed!" person. laugh.gif

That's kind of a long title...but okay biggrin.gif

Posted by: LoLo Aug 31 2003, 03:41 PM

More member titles but I gotta go for a bit so this is all I got done today. Like I said other people feel free to submit these too lol. :

Chester: word to your mother

Commie Bastard: I'm looking for some teenage loving...

Debaser: Is it heavier than air?

Feyliya: Life sucks. That's why we don't fall off the earth.

Gemmei: ph34r /\/\3! I am a texan ninja!

Goddess of Wheee: defying the church since 1996

Hyperion: Spooglebannanamonkey loobdeebunnyfoofy

Industrial Kybosh: Silhouette Of Dying

Irish Guy: This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom

jadestorm: hate comes from the heart

Jaq: Smarmy Bastage

jicama: a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is

Jonman: A man. Called Jon. Simple really, innit?

Kalina: The greatest adventure is what lies ahead...

leopold: ~lay-dee appreciator extraordinaire~

Posted by: kidvicious2punk Sep 1 2003, 08:07 PM

hey...im not in there...

*runs to email away!*

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 2 2003, 06:09 PM

Mata:

It's an Alien facehugger!!!! How did that get in the photo?!! Eeek!

Posted by: MistressAlti Sep 2 2003, 11:12 PM

From IRC Chat.

<leo> it's not MY to-do list... well, not the semen swallowin part anyway

Posted by: LoLo Sep 2 2003, 11:54 PM

From IRC

<Kybosh> and sometimes exciting things get coughed out of them...
<Kybosh> like finding a toy in your cornflakes
<Kybosh> "Ooh! What do my near-dead organs have for me this fine morn?"

Posted by: LoLo Sep 3 2003, 02:58 AM

Convo between me and Cheese:

you didnt take it off, and its still there, but its controlling your mind to make you think you took it off, so it can controll you into bombing large memorials for people who died in the great war between mexico and austrailia...

Posted by: IrishGuy Sep 3 2003, 03:30 AM

This is like the smuttiest fruit related topic evar.

QUOTE
Oh, don't worry about Leo. I'm very careful and stretch out all my rubbing over looong periods of time.  Although.......just in case.....
::starts to rub Leo's oranges, along with his banana::

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 3 2003, 11:36 AM

Leo: Oooh, good job I stopped playin that game then. I've started playin C&C Generals, an as a result I've declared war on another country instead

Oni: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: How Georgie Dubya Learned Politics

Posted by: Oni Usagi Sep 3 2003, 02:39 PM

TY for the nomination

Now I've got one.

From Pheonix's sig
"I don't know why i'm here either. i'm only nude because there is nothing to do in here with your clothes on."

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 3 2003, 04:32 PM

Jonman: From now on, I want you all to refer to me as Obi Jon Manobi.

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 3 2003, 04:52 PM

Well. I guess I'll try to update tonight. Yup. After I get home from rehearsal.

"Feed me krelbourne feed me NOW!"

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 3 2003, 08:53 PM

Me:
I was planning on being my attention-seeking self on the first day of school and wearing a t-shirt that said "Sorry girls...I suck dick". But I couldn't get the t-shirt in time.

Polocrunch:
Commie, I had no idea. About the shirt.

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 5 2003, 09:13 PM

These are piling up a bit, but:

Me: If you don't have a mullet, you're a faggot, and probably French to boot.

Jonman: Oui, oui, mon petit filou. Fancez-vous une shag dans le botty?

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 6 2003, 01:50 AM

GWAH! I have updated. YAY SAM!

Posted by: LoLo Sep 6 2003, 01:57 PM

QUOTE
you didnt take it off, and its still there, but its controlling your mind to make you think you took it off, so it can controll you into bombing large memorials for people who died in the great war between mexico and austrailia...
Lolo


That was said by Cheese is funny.

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 8 2003, 07:22 AM

Kybosh: Ah, youth. How I despise it.

Posted by: WeeJ Sep 8 2003, 08:24 AM

WeeJ - AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (at the discovery of an eyeball in her vodka and coke)

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 9 2003, 05:21 PM

InKy: You'd better come back, y'hear? Otherwise I'll start hitting things with other things. Big things. Things covered in stuff.

Posted by: NummyNums Sep 9 2003, 05:26 PM

im saddened i ahve not be quoted lol... j/k.. funy iste though

Posted by: monkey_called_narth Sep 9 2003, 06:21 PM

me: oj and vanilla rum... yummy
aries: Narth that sounds nummy you just gave me some kind of mental orgasm

Posted by: Mr Fuzzy Sep 10 2003, 03:49 PM

Hmm... Since the site clearly exists these days, I shall shange the subtitle to something other than up soon...

If the new one is pants, tell me off, and I can change it to order.

Posted by: NummyNums Sep 10 2003, 08:52 PM

i still dont got a quote man.. *shuffles away mumbling* ....fricken fracken horse donkey fecal mater of satan and every thing that sucks apple nuts...

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 11 2003, 04:16 PM

Thanks, Fuzz.
My web design classroom smells like Hot Topic. O.o;

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 11 2003, 04:17 PM

NUMMY I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME???

Loveage. Next time I update, I'll make sure to find a quote from you an put it on.

Posted by: VVes Sep 11 2003, 04:50 PM

Wow, I have quotes? Thankiez! Thankiez! ... I grovel at thine feet...please don't mind the drool... laugh.gif

Posted by: Polocrunch Sep 11 2003, 07:00 PM

Is it just my crappy computer, or is there something wrong with the site? I can't get it up and running.

Posted by: Polocrunch Sep 13 2003, 08:11 PM

Is anyone going to update the quote site? Some of that stuff is getting pretty old.

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Sep 13 2003, 10:19 PM

Part of the joy of the quote site is that the old stuff stays, to be joined by the new. That way, it can be appreciated by both the old school members - for nostaliga purposes - and the more recent arrivals.

I think Tink's done a mint job with this project, meself. Good work, medeary!

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 13 2003, 11:10 PM

Candice: Who is Emily, and why will she not stop saying nuggets?

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 14 2003, 12:54 AM

Mata: I've got something to tell you all. I'm off to inspect a newly found, unrealistically sprawling tomb in Egypt for a while. I'm also having large breast implants and adopting a green tank top/hotpants look because I think these things will give me an edge as an archaeologist.

Jonman: Don't be silly. Hotpants will make your bum look big.

Posted by: LoLo Sep 16 2003, 02:56 AM

Jaq : bleah.
Jaq : I suck
Oni : no you don't
Jaq : Oh good.
Jaq : If you want I'll suck and you can blow and we'll cancel eachother out.

Posted by: Jaq Sep 16 2003, 03:01 AM

Oh dear...that sounds worse on paper erm..screen than it did in my head...

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 17 2003, 11:49 AM

Cath: seeing as I'm on my second glass of wine ...... (the other half of the bottle) I'm geytting lessssss cohereannnntt......!!!!!!!!!

I like my wine glassssses they hold halffff a botttttttttllle!!!!!! YYAYYY!!!!!

Posted by: Logicman Sep 17 2003, 08:00 PM

Lolo: Come on you can make me lick up pee if you want! No consequences!

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 23 2003, 06:16 PM

Jonman: The gayest song in the world is actually "Chase Me, You Big Oily Male Stripper, You", by Jonman and the Mincers.

I'm still waiting to hear back from Sony. I sent them the demo bloody months ago.

Posted by: Logicman Sep 26 2003, 01:21 AM

QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 23 2003, 12:25 PM)
Jonman: The gayest song in the world is actually "Chase Me, You Big Oily Male Stipper, You", by Jonman and the Mincers.

I'm still waiting to hear back from Sony. I sent them the demo bloody months ago.

That's odd, I received a CD with that on it some time ago. I think Jonman got the wrong address.

Posted by: WeeJ Sep 26 2003, 02:03 PM

I think the IRC Welsh moo should possibly go in there...but then again only Debaser and Commie have heard it (It was over the phone)

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 27 2003, 07:21 PM

I updated. And I may update again tonight. Because I have TIME now.

Posted by: Logicman Sep 27 2003, 07:40 PM

Thank God for that, eh?

Posted by: Hyperion Sep 27 2003, 08:19 PM

time is definitly a good thing. I have to leave in an hour for the play, though.

Posted by: phoenix Sep 28 2003, 07:12 PM

i'm on the quote thinghy!! *cries for joy then pees myself, you love me you really love me.

Posted by: Cath Sep 28 2003, 09:01 PM

Yay!!I is on the site! I is so honoured! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Polocrunch Sep 29 2003, 05:16 PM

About damned time! I have an army of monkeys hammering away on type-writers day and night, and it takes me two months to get quoted!? And only once!
Well, I hope you're all happy. I've had to put down over two hundred monkeys since joining.
You make me sick!

Posted by: syuu Sep 29 2003, 05:59 PM

Blah, no complaints or I'll make you wear the dress! I'm not in there myself tongue.gif It is a hilarious site. But I want InKy's quote in there! The one about getting his Johnson into his nostril!

Posted by: Polocrunch Sep 29 2003, 07:03 PM

I want the entirety of the Commie-Aries wedding in there. Oh the hilariousnessity.

Posted by: CommieBastard Sep 29 2003, 07:25 PM

Irish: I wouldn't be able to hide under Debaser. Unless he sat on my lap. And then...well...we'd have to talk about the first thing that popped up.

Posted by: syuu Sep 29 2003, 11:24 PM

Wait, the first thing that popped up? That's bloody dirty beyond belief. You win, commie, you win. You damned dirty bird. :P

Posted by: LoLo Oct 1 2003, 02:39 AM

From IRC:

Irishguy: i'm trying to rub the hurt out
a mouthful of perfume does that to a guy

Posted by: Logicman Oct 3 2003, 02:33 AM

Goddess of Wheee-

I always knew Gerbs was a precocious little scamp....can't even talk and he can already type scathing prose!
laugh.gif

Posted by: Industrial Kybosh Oct 4 2003, 02:28 AM

Perhaps the funniest conversation I've ever had in IRC. It began thus:

<Missy> rotfl, GoogleBot is contacting a member via email
<Kybosh>
wow... clever bot...
<cand>
I wonder what he has to say.....
<Kybosh>
I bet he's writing one of those schmaltzy poems about friendship that are always in chain letters... <_<
<Missy>
Ack! Not THOSE poems!
<Kybosh>
"A friend is... blah blah blah bollocks bollocks gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh send this to 676341560 other people or die in a freak boating accident"
* Missy has a cursed love life 3487489 times over now

<cand>
"And we have 10 mutual friends, so expect to get this at least 293482394 more times...."

Then syuu came in...

<syuu>
ROFL
<syuu>
freak boating accident
<syuu>
I cant stop laughing XD
<syuu>
I can just see this kid..
<syuu>
On a boat
<syuu>
and he's all
<syuu>
"Oh man.. I didnt send that letter.. I wont get my boyfriend"
<syuu>
and this manatee
<syuu>
flies in through the windshield
<syuu>
and crushes the kid XD

After much laughter:

<Kybosh>
that is a pretty freaky boating accident... *L*
<Missy>
the manatee's the best part
<Missy>
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeblubber
<cand>
How the f@ck would a manatee end up FLYING?
<Missy>
magic fairy dust
<Kybosh>
catapult
<Missy>
the evil You-didn't-send-the-chain-letter fairy
<Kybosh>
with a catapult
<syuu>
No
<syuu>
they hit the manatee
<syuu>
and it flew up
<syuu>
like on a car XD

After that, it was all over bar the maniacal, rib threatening laughter...

A little over-long for the site, but I simply had to share this heavily edited version.

Posted by: kidvicious2punk Oct 4 2003, 02:36 AM

lol...manitee?

Posted by: Hyperion Oct 7 2003, 04:45 PM

I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.

Posted by: MistressAlti Oct 7 2003, 05:44 PM

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM)
I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.

We thought about it, but it never got off the ground...

Posted by: Oni Usagi Oct 7 2003, 05:46 PM

QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Oct 7 2003, 01:53 PM)
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM)
I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.

We thought about it, but it never got off the ground...

Though many of us who were there seem to be recognizing it.

Posted by: Feyliya Oct 9 2003, 06:25 PM

I know the author for one of the unknown quotes. The quote is:

"Oh, don't worry about Leo. I'm very careful and stretch out all my rubbing over looong periods of time. Although.......just in case.....
::starts to rub Leo's oranges, along with his banana::"

The author is me. Somehow I doubt anyone's surprised by that.....

Posted by: Prince Aries Oct 12 2003, 06:07 PM

Quote from Candice from the "Who Hates the Vatican? I do!" thread:

"I may be wrong though. I'm not Catholic. Sperm aren't sacred to me. I'll hose those little suckers down with Nonoxynol 9 with no qualms whatsoever. DIE DIE DIE! No fertilizing my eggs today, boys."


Pure class, Cand.

Posted by: IrishGuy Oct 14 2003, 04:51 AM

In IRC:

<cand> My cat is driving me f**king NUTS
<cand> She needs someone to molest her so she'll shut the f**k up.
<cand> MEOWWWWWWWWW *shoves butt up in air*.....lookit, I'm in heat! Fix it mommy!!!
<cand> The cat does that, not me, btw.


Hello, my name's Irish and my mommy molests kitties.

Posted by: Pab Oct 17 2003, 02:45 PM

<jicama> jaq- are frisbees evil?


<jaq> Aren't all things that fly through the air sinister in some way? Ever see "The Birds"? What about mosquitos? And don't tell me you've ever loved volleyball. Airplanes make too much noise, gliders look stupid and the purpose of kites is to get away from you. Of course frisbees are evil.

Posted by: candice Oct 18 2003, 04:40 AM

IrishGuy's custom title: I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I love that. happy.gif

Posted by: Debaser Oct 18 2003, 11:03 AM

inky - I do love music. It's the gift that never stops giving. Like masturbation.

Posted by: candice Oct 19 2003, 10:07 PM

From IRC:

<LoLo> i think i just peed a little
<LoLo> brb

Posted by: IrishGuy Nov 12 2003, 06:02 AM

IRC late at night

<irish> We're young pure boys. It's how we think
<jaq> pure?
<irish> Yes. Pure. As pure as can be living in today's society.
<jaq> Ah...Like ivory.
<irish> Yeah...we float

Posted by: Hyperion Nov 21 2003, 02:56 AM

I just revamped the Quotes so they'll fit on a different server. Tripod = suxors. I'll be adding the new quotes tomorrow night. Roxor.

Posted by: MistressAlti Jan 5 2004, 07:38 AM

Today/night in IRC:

[01:36] <Mr_Fuzzy> There is something humiliating about trying to look for a 3d image of a cavernous arsehole.


[01:43] <Aries> Broken....means...crack...and crack means....OH MY F--KING GOD ALL I CAN SEE IS A GIGANTIC GAPING ASS

Posted by: MistressAlti Jan 8 2004, 01:34 AM

tigersong (faux brit accent): oh, look at me, I'm pretentious!

Posted by: Polocrunch Jan 8 2004, 04:37 PM

The entirety of Sean's essay. If he doesn't post it here, I'll just nab it and stick it in Raoul and Steve.

Posted by: Hyperion Feb 14 2004, 01:50 AM

Tragic, iddnit?

I'll update it when I can, I promise. I suppose a worthless excuse is in order... Um? I forgot, kind of. I've been awfully busy with writing and schoolwork and all that stuff. *sigh*

*scampers off to work on the thingiestuff*

Posted by: Pab Jul 25 2004, 11:16 PM

||||| NEW QUOTE SITE |||||


YAY! ... as Hyp has been occupied in RL lately, she has kindly allowed me to revamp the quotesite ... It is now database driven so updates can be submitted directly ... It is hosted on this free host thingy that can handle ASP and databases, which is just FAN.TASTICally amazing ... Shame I had to change the address, but databases are needed ...

SO .... if a good quote is spotted, you can submit it to the site directly. It might even be included, though it might not. The idea is to make the thing a really good read, so the quality of the quote has to be top notch. We can't just stick everything on there .. ya'll know what I mean ...

Its version 3.0a and is a liiiittle bit fragile, but I'll try to make it so that it's usable ... Go see ... get your quotes while they're quotey ...



MASSIVE EDIT:

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó

Posted by: Mr Fuzzy Jul 25 2004, 11:32 PM

QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM)
get your quotes while they're quotey ...

Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me!

I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done.

Posted by: Pab Jul 26 2004, 08:57 AM

QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jul 26 2004, 01:32 AM)
QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM)
get your quotes while they're quotey ...

Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me!

I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done.

Well, maybe so, but it IS the sub-title to this thread. Personnally I wouldn't bother with ANY quote site that didn't claim that you should 'get your quotes while they're quotey' ... Would you?

Posted by: IrishGuy Jul 27 2004, 05:14 AM

Wow. I was just reading the old one. Good job, Pab!

Posted by: Pab Jul 28 2004, 11:29 AM

Thanks Irish ... you are a big sweetie-pie ...



THIS THREAD HAS MOVED!!!!! (to here ...)


As the URL has changed, I need to make some noise about this so you guys see that we have an updateable quote site that you can submit quotes to ... So here it is in Daily Life, and Mata was kind enough to edit the first post at the top of the thread to include the new address ... So for those who skimp on reading:



MASSIVE EDIT (again)

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó
... <<<

(website address updated again to another server *sighs*)

Posted by: IrishGuy Jul 28 2004, 12:53 PM

And what a site it is! Neat, ordered, with BUTTONS!


Not that I'm fishing for pab loving. Noooo, not me.

Posted by: Pab Jul 28 2004, 09:10 PM

sad.gif


... after 4 days of running the server stops working ... *sighs* ... I'm looking for other solutions and maybe it'll come back, but *sniffs* right now it looks bad ... *sniff*




??`?._ bwaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaaaaa _.?'??





Edited to add:

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó

Posted by: Hyperion Jul 28 2004, 09:22 PM

Aw, I wish I had seen it. *dramatic sigh* Alas, poor me. I need some crackers. I'm sure you did a fantastical job, though, Pab.

And shuttit, Vicah. I know where you live. No insulting Saa. *waaaaails, snuggles teh Vic* <3

Posted by: snoo Jul 28 2004, 10:14 PM

maybe that's why they didn't reply to your email, because they didn't want you to find out that they actually suck before you signed up!

*hugs*

I hope it comes back, it was spiffy-doo-dah!

Posted by: LoLo Jul 29 2004, 01:32 AM

It's strange because I can still see it. The database just isn't working.

My mom could see it on her machine too.

Posted by: Pab Jul 29 2004, 07:42 AM

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out for it. They are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó

Posted by: Pab Sep 8 2004, 05:45 PM

its been working for ages now ... I seriously believe we have a winner .. bring on the quotes, guys ... make'em quotey

Posted by: -Kurt Sep 27 2004, 01:14 PM

I submitted mine!

Posted by: Pab Sep 27 2004, 10:45 PM

yes you did, but did it have anything to do with matazone? no it didnt
Was it funny? no it wasnt
Did you read the blurb? no you didnt
So did it get published? no it didnt
... dude ... what can i say?

Posted by: Pab Oct 1 2004, 12:03 PM

Okey dokey .. we have new quotes. Go See. Post something in here too.

Posted by: Jaq Oct 1 2004, 12:27 PM

QUOTE (Pab @ Oct 1 2004, 09:03 PM)
Post something in here too.
*



Oh boy howdy! I got quoted! Also some other people... but mainly me. This is so exciting!

Good job on the site Pab.

Posted by: snoo Oct 2 2004, 05:48 PM

ooooh! I was quoted!

*feels proud*

But there should be more snoo sad.gif mean pab!

Posted by: Pab Oct 2 2004, 07:36 PM

Well get quoting ... You just go in, fill in the form, and if it was very funny and matazone it'll be published ...

Posted by: moop Oct 3 2004, 06:50 PM

Not sure if its a good thing but me too biggrin.gif .

*wibbles*

Posted by: the lil' pie fairy Oct 8 2004, 12:13 PM

Ooo and me! That was a Meatloaf lyric. Reminded me of my other half smile.gif

Posted by: snoo Dec 9 2004, 01:16 AM

eep!

I don't think I do actually want to be quoted anymore.

*hides*

Greeneyes made me do it!!

Posted by: Hyperion Dec 30 2004, 09:17 PM

My goodness. You guys, the quote site... is gorgeous. I'm so ... proud. Or, you know, I might be hungry. But I think I'm proud. You've done so much better than I could have!!

*hugs*

Posted by: Greeneyes Jan 8 2005, 11:41 PM

After looking after the Quote site for a while, I seem to note a few things (and by 'few', I mean 'one'). This is that, while quotes come in from IRC quite regularly, virtually nothing comes in from the forums much anymore. Deciding to try and eliminate this problem, I tried to come up with possible causes. Either,

1) The Matazone forumites never say anything funny anymore, or
2) People just don't think about putting stuff on the site when they see it.

Now, I think we can all agree that the first option is a load of steaming bovine excrement, which means that it must be the second one (as I can't possibly have missed anything out. Oh no, not me.....Stop looking at me like that), so I have decided to put a little reminder up, in big letters. Maybe even CAPITAL ONES. BIG RED CAPITAL ONES. NOW, I FIGURE IF I PUT EVERYTHING IN BIG RED CAPITAL LETTERS, NO-ONE WOULD DARE IGNORE IT. SUBTLE METHODS OF INDOCTRINATION WILL ALSO BE EMPLOYED. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING IS OK. YOU ARE HAPPY, AND WANT TO SUBMIT FUNNY THINGS TO THE QUOTE SITE

Message ends. (honest)

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Posted by: Polocrunch Mar 9 2005, 04:07 PM

QUOTE
Just when I thought it was safe to go Matazoning...


Attributed to Quoth(The Raven), posted in response to PsychWardMike's wedding to his hand. Link http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=12404&view=findpost&p=281225.

Posted by: voices_in_my_head Mar 11 2005, 02:42 AM

QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Dec 22 2004, 05:43 PM)
QUOTE
that cat looks constantly surprised...


Probably beacuse everytime he settles down for a nap, some b@stard jumps out on him with a flashing camera. laugh.gif

That'd surprise anyone.
*


^There you go.

Posted by: Greeneyes Mar 11 2005, 08:26 PM

Thanks. I'm just trying to encourage people to http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/index.asp?what=submit when they see something. Both added.

Posted by: Quoth(The Raven) Mar 12 2005, 05:12 AM

Yay! I've been quoted! Thanks Polo!

Posted by: Polocrunch Mar 29 2005, 07:37 PM

QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Nov 15 2003, 12:37 AM)
Suffice it to say that while there may only be one organ designed for sexual purposes per person, there are many other parts which can be pressed into service.
*


From http://www.matazone.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=5408&view=findpost&p=171146 thread.

Posted by: candice Mar 29 2005, 09:44 PM

*coughs and subtely slaps Polo with the submit section of the actual quotesite* tongue.gif

Posted by: Polocrunch Mar 31 2005, 04:09 PM

*dodges the slap and remembers for the future*

Posted by: Cath Sep 19 2005, 10:12 AM

It bugs me to forever have to go looking for this link so I'm dragging it down here.

http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/index.asp?what=sig

Posted by: MrTeapot Sep 24 2005, 08:46 PM

QUOTE (Cath @ Sep 19 2005, 11:12 AM)
It bugs me to forever have to go looking for this link so I'm dragging it down here.

http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/index.asp?what=sig
*


For me it can't be easier. First post, top of the last page...

Posted by: monkey_called_narth Mar 29 2006, 06:46 AM

what ever happened to this?

Posted by: Smiler Mar 29 2006, 12:35 PM

Heeheehee I love this, gonna potter around and add some stuff methinks

Posted by: Cath Mar 29 2006, 05:09 PM

It's still going strong it's just no one but IRC puts in quotes any more *hint hint*

Posted by: snoo Mar 29 2006, 11:05 PM

I added a quote yesterday... it's just that Poofie isn't on IRC to be poked to actually put them up, or something

Posted by: snoo Feb 7 2007, 09:03 PM

It has come to my attention that people are once again neglecting the quotesite.

There are a few new IRC quotes up (not safe for work or small children) but nobody is submitting from the forum... why not people? People are always saying stuff on here, some of it must be amusing... especially if you take it out of context.

Once again... the http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/index.asp?what=home, please click it.

Posted by: Sir_Psycho_Sexy Sep 2 2007, 01:42 PM

*wipes tear from eye*

Such memories...

This forum used to be really pervy, I mean, seriously sex orientated. Or that site paints a biased view of the past...

Posted by: Daria Sep 2 2007, 06:52 PM

Aww, I knew the site existed but had never had a proper look through it. It's just made me realise how much I love #burrito and all those freaks who dwell within ^___^

Posted by: gothictheysay Aug 13 2009, 12:27 AM

Anybody know anything about getting the quote-site up and running again? I swear I had a dream someone had tried to resurrect it and possibly succeeded, but Greeneyes had used some really complicated impossible code that no one could figure out...

Yeah I'm weird.

Posted by: CheeseMoose Aug 13 2009, 01:29 PM

It is up and running isn't it?

Yep, just had a http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite/index.asp?what=home and it's covered in pop-ups but it's there.

Posted by: Sir Psycho Sexy Aug 13 2009, 09:39 PM

Reading that remind me of all the drama and smut we used to have, I had no idea how much of an influence this forum has been on my life. Shame we all had to grow up.

Posted by: Hobbes Aug 13 2009, 10:45 PM

QUOTE (Sir Psycho Sexy @ Aug 13 2009, 10:39 PM) *
Shame we all had to grow up.


Speak for yourself! biggrin.gif

Posted by: gothictheysay Aug 25 2009, 08:55 PM

Indeed it is! I guess I occasionally get a "page cannot load" when browsing, but other than that it is still up. Hurrah!

Posted by: Greeneyes Aug 26 2009, 07:18 PM

QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Aug 13 2009, 12:27 AM) *
Anybody know anything about getting the quote-site up and running again? I swear I had a dream someone had tried to resurrect it and possibly succeeded, but Greeneyes had used some really complicated impossible code that no one could figure out...

Yeah I'm weird.


If you are the sort of person who revels in the kind of blast that comes from the past, it was actually Pab who write the quote site, not me. On a side note, up until this point, I was actually under the impression that the host disappeared a (long) while ago, taking all our words with it, so I am somewhat surprised to see that it is still around.

Edit: For a short while, I felt a little bad about having left it alone this long, then I discovered that there have been but 4 new quotes in the last 3 years. That means you can't even blame it on the economy. Be funnier, damnit.

Posted by: Daria Aug 26 2009, 07:38 PM

I think that there were more than that added to Wytu's quote script...

Posted by: gothictheysay Aug 27 2009, 02:57 AM

QUOTE
f you are the sort of person who revels in the kind of blast that comes from the past, it was actually Pab who write the quote site, not me. On a side note, up until this point, I was actually under the impression that the host disappeared a (long) while ago, taking all our words with it, so I am somewhat surprised to see that it is still around.


I do know that! Apparently my subconscious didn't. Anyway, I'm excited to see you actually post, (I was unsure as to whether you'd dropped off the earth for a while there!) so maybe now we can all work on being funnier to submit quotes! smile.gif

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