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post Mar 13 2003, 12:26 AM
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I'll start with a brief history

I discovered them years ago with a good friend who is no longer with us Pierre Smirnoff we were travelling around Russia near a potato farm when all of a sudden this curious little creature attacked us. Fortunately Pierre managed to kill the lovable critter before it could hurt us. We than found out that the imp’s life blood created a potent form of alcohol which could easily be mass marketed. So the 2 of us began the capture and subjection of there entire race, they honestly do breed like horny rabbits. This worked for us as we did have to slaughter thousands of them in the first few years. On the bottle we used Pierre’s name as the Czar wanted me dead for personal reasons. It was in our third year of production that we noticed that there sweat was also another form of vodka although not quite as strong. So we started selling these in red bottles as apposed to the traditional black. However on our 12th year of production the imps revolted killing my good friend Pierre. It took me another 7 years to capture and destroy all the imps that got away. Whilst still keeping many captive to keep my trade going. Now all imps are disciplined and breed into slavery so they no longer have any vision of being free. However every so often some do escape there pens and ravages the local countryside. It is my duty to catch them before it is too late. It was my final promise to my dear old friend.

So who thinks they can control tame and domesticate an imp?
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post Mar 13 2003, 12:32 AM
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Oooo! I want a Vodka imp! Instead of petting it can I lick it? laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Mar 13 2003, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE (NoName4444 @ Mar 13 2003, 12:32 AM)
Oooo! I want a Vodka imp! Instead of petting it can I lick it? laugh.gif laugh.gif

If you can train them not to bite you for doing it. why not.
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post Mar 13 2003, 12:44 AM
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schway another demonic creature invades the forum biggrin.gif
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post Mar 13 2003, 01:29 AM
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QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 13 2003, 12:44 AM)
schway another demonic creature invades the forum biggrin.gif

do you want an imp just reply with the name you'll give your beloved imp and how his home shall be


(i expect to here about a lot of blood transfusion in this topic)
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post Mar 13 2003, 02:04 AM
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Oh, I want a Vodka Imp! I would name him Zort and he could live in my closet, sweating oodles and oodles of wonderful alcohol...


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post Mar 13 2003, 02:26 AM
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i want one, and ill name him gloobybloobyboo, and when people see us walking down the street smiting heathens they will say " theres the penguin prince and gloobybloobyboo smiting heathens again, always smiting heathens hehe, oh no, there coming towards us, i think the prince is drunk"...<runs away> <gets smited>


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post Mar 13 2003, 02:33 AM
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ok so now your jsut giving them away... well i want one named yodel that ill keep in my computer case and feed every day.


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i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case
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post Mar 13 2003, 02:42 AM
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dont computer cases get hot? who wants hot vodka? would vodka be better hot?


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post Mar 13 2003, 02:55 AM
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well thats the thing, if i have a pet in my case then i may be able to convince my dad that i really do need a supercooled computer case using a refridigation unit, and then to go along with that i would need a 64 xenon processor server with 10 gigs of ram a 500 terabyte hard disks, and a t3 connection to the internet, so thats my plan for getting a better computer. also, this would help my vodka imp since it would give me chilled vodka all the time.


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ok so on to the party affiliations....
i now have a noob!!! yay! zoey yay! you came to the forums! hehehe, and im one step up, i already know her! go zoey go! be anti-social in a social setting!i have an e-sister!!! yay!!! go raven!!! i used to be married to ninja kitty but she abandoned me so now my e-wife is kawaii neko who is hot and sexy. rawr
i have no anti noob, PM me for anti adoption possiabilities i have no life, PM me for donations
i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case
i do in fact also have cult of my own, its the -ness cult so join so that we can spite those -ish barbarians
i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable...
i am a proud member of the mr SB death cult and i have the smitemaster to prove it
i have seized craziness as a minion, i dont care what she grumbles and such, i seized her and i dont see anything in the geneva convention otherwise
im writing alot now, so be happy you know alot about what great humanitarian efforts i have made in this forum!
also, go to My blog
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post Mar 13 2003, 02:26 PM
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woo! I want a Imp! I could train her to make me vodka and lemonade and she could live under my bed with my collection of famous sex gods (eg, Ian Watkins from LostProphets). And she could help me saduce this really cute guy at my school biggrin.gif
I would name her Pandora and she could help me reek havock and evul on everything! Muhahahaha


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post Mar 13 2003, 04:40 PM
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If you gave me one I'd name it Sparky.


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post Mar 14 2003, 12:55 PM
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so far there's yodel, zort, pandora, gloobybloobyboo and sparkey.

am i missing any one
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post Mar 14 2003, 12:56 PM
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I want one named Poot!!!! That or I've claimed one named Poot already... blink.gif


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:00 PM
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yodel, zort, pandora, gloobybloobyboo, sparkey & poot.

anyone else been missed out
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post Mar 14 2003, 01:09 PM
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Well, last night my house was visited by the magical hangover yak. This is a mysterious creature that visits good boys and girls who finish all their alcafrolic drinks. It sneaks quietly into your room while you sleep, kicks you in the head (more than once if you've been really good), pisses in your mouth and inserts a dead rat up your bottom.

For this reason I will be declining today's offer of a vodka imp.

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post Mar 14 2003, 01:15 PM
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ROFL. Pooor Mata. I feel your pain ::holds back a laugh::. You can be the owner of the hangover yak named Loka!


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:21 PM
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hmm, the hangover yak has visted me a few times too... sad.gif


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:36 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Mar 14 2003, 01:09 PM)
Well, last night my house was visited by the magical hangover yak. This is a mysterious creature that visits good boys and girls who finish all their alcafrolic drinks. It sneaks quietly into your room while you sleep, kicks you in the head (more than once if you've been really good), pisses in your mouth and inserts a dead rat up your bottom.

*sigh*

Oh, if only the hangover yak would only piss in me mouth... usually he puts down a layer of salt and gravel on me throat and lets a scabby mongrel kip in there for the night.

Seen that TV ad for that gum stuff. The one where that bloke wakes up and a dog climbs out of his mouth? That's me, that is!! But only after a serious alcyfrol sesh. Normally me breath is sweeter than the mountain breeze...


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:43 PM
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OMG When i first saw that ad it freaked the hell outta me! But now I think it's funny smile.gif hehe

The hangover yak normally punches me in the tummy while it kicks me in the head so i wake up and puke... yucky...
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post Mar 14 2003, 01:48 PM
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Actually, I think I'd like me a vodka impette too... I'd call her Eloise and I'd keep her in the freezer. She'd be fine, cos voddy don't freeze, but ice-cold it tastes so sweeeeeet! cool.gif


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:50 PM
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hehehe, vodka is evul straight, but wid lemonade... aahhhhh, yummy tongue.gif


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post Mar 14 2003, 01:59 PM
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I used to drink it with lime. With real, proper, freshly squeezed lime juice, not that poncey syrupy cordial. That used to give it a bit of a punch!

I stopped doin that cos mashin limes is such a pain. And it takes up valuable drinkin time! Hell, I don't even use a glass wink.gif

Had on, I have some smirny black label in the freezer. I wonder if I have any limes...

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hehehe

i'm in the middle of a lesson, so i cant drink sad.gif and i didnt go out last night coz i get paid fridays and by the time student night comes around i'm skint... *sniff*


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post Mar 14 2003, 02:07 PM
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/me returns from the kitchen after a fruitless (geddit!!) search

Aw, arsebuckets! No blimmin limes! I got lemons but they not the same.

/me thinks a mo...

...might work tho... Methinks I'll mash a lemon instead


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