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DarkProtector
post Jul 9 2003, 07:13 PM
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I was wondering, horney and bored *very BAD combo* what ways do you all use for masturbation.

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post Jul 9 2003, 07:14 PM
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Ugh. That's- ugh. You're- ugh.
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post Jul 10 2003, 01:20 PM
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*does the bump dance* I don't do that...I don't need it, plus I'm not a girl, and there's really not much else I can use except *waves*
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post Jul 10 2003, 02:11 PM
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I watched this programme on channel 4 last night about how to...erm... unsure.gif ...pleasure your bloke using your hands.

I now know how to do a pirouette and also the basket weave blink.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 03:04 PM
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KARMA SUTRA... wait what are we talkin about?
Must find abc gum
No jimbob.. no pie now.. gum later


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post Jul 10 2003, 07:33 PM
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I can't believe you people are actually replying to this thread. That's just- ugh.
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE (Logicman @ Jul 10 2003, 08:33 PM)
I can't believe you people are actually replying to this thread. That's just- ugh.

Is it ok to spam it?
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:21 PM
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why do you have a problem with.. dare i say it .. MASTURBATION??


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No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 10 2003, 09:21 PM
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:21 PM
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I can't see whats wrong with this thread as long as people don't get vile and icky... wacko.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:22 PM
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:23 PM
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I can't believe you people are actually replying to this thread. That's just- ugh.


Agreed blink.gif blink.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:23 PM
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actually dark protector... i read.. if you have a shower head that you can move around yah know use that... water is clean and i read it feels great


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 10 2003, 09:25 PM
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those who say they done masterbate are lying

And I never got the shower thing...


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:25 PM
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Aaaargh! I can feel myself becoming ill!
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:25 PM
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Uh....I don't errr....masterbate...but i watched this program...and it said..

uh..well..i dont want to repeat it.. dernit..ill quote it...

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Um..you like put your uh..finger in your uh..majig..and u um..knock and youre supposed to errrr...orgasim...


there i said it..i feel dirty...... sad.gif

*runs away* ph34r.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:26 PM
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well i guess if you have a way of getting runnig water down there i guess it works.. dunno i read it somewhere


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 10 2003, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE (Logicman @ Jul 10 2003, 10:25 PM)
Aaaargh! I can feel myself becoming ill!

Don't read it if you have a problem then tongue.gif
its natural according to tv. And tv never lies.


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:29 PM
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:39 PM
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tongue.gif yah know girls arnt the only one with toys.. guys can use a vacumn.. low power wink.gif biggrin.gif ohmy.gif wink.gif


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 10 2003, 09:41 PM
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/me pictures that for one second.
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post Jul 10 2003, 09:44 PM
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*me falls over laughing* If only it got switched to high...


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:45 PM
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/me pictures THAT (happening to someone else, of course!)
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WeeJ
post Jul 10 2003, 09:46 PM
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Its a natural sleep aid, releases endorphines and can be quite sexy...

::EDIT:: I wasn't talking about a vacume there by the way blink.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 09:57 PM
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Oh good, cause I've never seen a sexy vacuum.
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