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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:11 AM
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I'm taking requests for personalized stories that will probably end in bloodshed (the stories, not me. I don/t want to shed any blood. Least of all my own)

storyteller:Once upon a time there was a girl named Jaq.
Jaq: REally? Did I know her?
S: No, but you were just like her and she sucked
J: Oh.
S: One day she decided to start the stupidest thread to date
J: Wow. That's pretty stupid, that is.
S: Also she talked with an English accent even though she wasn't english. So everyone hated her.
J: Oh. Um...I think I want another story.
S: Every single person (but especially the English forumites) were understandably annoyed with her and she was shot. And the world was a better place for it. The End.


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cheese is funny
post Jul 22 2003, 12:13 AM
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bravo? blink.gif

(how do we ask you to make a story for us? PM? or here?)


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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:14 AM
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You can ask me here and I will post the horrible horribleness on this thread for all to see and mock.


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post Jul 22 2003, 12:14 AM
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can you make one for me? pweeeeeeeeeeease? biggrin.gif


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kidvicious2punk
post Jul 22 2003, 12:15 AM
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ooh one for me plzz laugh.gif


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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:17 AM
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OKay!

S: Once upon a time there was a boy named Cheese
Cheese: Did I know him?
S: No but you were just like him and he sucked
C: Oh.
S:He had this annoying habit of collecting penguins and finally he collected so many penguins that there were none left in Antarctica which unbalanced the world and made it tip on it's side.
C:That doesn't make very much sense
S: Look, who's telling this story, me or you?
C: Right...sorry...
S: Anyways, the world tipped on it's side, half the people fell out and the other half went and lynched Cheese for being such a git. And the world was a better place for it.
C: I don't like that story...


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CrissiLove
post Jul 22 2003, 12:19 AM
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LOL@Jaq smile.gif That's funny!
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post Jul 22 2003, 12:20 AM
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lmao!!! brillient!!! and true... blink.gif


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Industrial Kybos...
post Jul 22 2003, 12:21 AM
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Do me, Jaq! And then write me a story!


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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE (kidvicious2punk @ Jul 21 2003, 06:15 PM)
ooh one for me plzz laugh.gif

S: Once upon a time there was a person named vicious.
kidvicious: Did I know him?
S: NO, but you were just like him and he sucked. He had this annoying habit of constantly posting fluffy bunny pictures all over the internet and sending them to worl dignitaries, thus overcrowding their inboxes.
K: But...isn't international political sabatoge a good thing?
S: Not when it's stupid
K: Oh.
S: So anyways, they finally found this person who constantly posted fluffy bunny pictures all over the internet and they shot him. And the world was a better place for it.
K: I want a different story
S: Too bad, you get what you pay for
K: I didn't pay for this...
S: My point exactly.


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kidvicious2punk
post Jul 22 2003, 12:22 AM
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lol.....do my story laugh.gif


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kidvicious2punk
post Jul 22 2003, 12:23 AM
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laugh.gif lmao jaq


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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 21 2003, 06:21 PM)
Do me, Jaq! And then write me a story!

S:Once upon a time there was this boy named InKy
Industrial Kybosh: Did I know him?
S:No, but you were just like him and he sucked.
I: Oh. Why aren't you doing me?
S: Can I finish the bloody story already?
I:*sigh* fine...
S: He had this annoying habit of constantly putting sexual innuendoes into every day speach.
I: Hey! That's hitting a little close to home!
S:Haven't I warned you already?
I: Right. Sorry...
S: Anywho, this would have been fine if he didn't have a job as a foreign diplomat in an oppressive theocratic country. One day he was talking to the "president"
I: Why is that in quotation marks?
S: Because I said so
I: Oh.
S: Anywho, he must'a dropped one too many innuendoes about tennis and vanilla ice cream and so the "President" decided that he really didn't need any foreign embassies in his country and so he killed InKy on the spot. It was bloody, unnessecary, cruel and the world was a better place for it. The End.


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kidvicious2punk
post Jul 22 2003, 12:29 AM
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lmao...

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Industrial Kybos...
post Jul 22 2003, 12:29 AM
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Excellent work, Jaq! Muchus respect.


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CrissiLove
post Jul 22 2003, 12:30 AM
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ROFL!!!! Jaq is good at this.... hehe smile.gif
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post Jul 22 2003, 12:33 AM
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very nice work jaq biggrin.gif

would it bother you to have someone ask you for many many stories? rolleyes.gif


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CrissiLove
post Jul 22 2003, 12:34 AM
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can I have a story too...? smile.gif If you have too many people asking though and you don't have time, it's okay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hinsley
post Jul 22 2003, 12:36 AM
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lol very nice Jaq.


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post Jul 22 2003, 12:43 AM
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oooo can i have one too? happy.gif


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Jaq
post Jul 22 2003, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE (CrissiLove @ Jul 21 2003, 06:34 PM)
can I have a story too...? smile.gif If you have too many people asking though and you don't have time, it's okay!!!!!!!!!!!!

S: Once upon a time there was girl named Crissi
Crissi: Did I know her?
S:No, but you were just like her and she was uber cool. Everyone loved her so much that their hearts burst everytime she came into the room.
C:Really? Cool!
S: Er...if by cool you mean really bloody and gory, then yeah!
C:Oh..I don't want people's hearts to explode
S: Too bad. It's not like you have a choice about it.
C:Oh.
S: Anywho, everyone on earth loved Criss, but unfortunately that meant that everyone who came in contact with her immeadiatedly exploded in a messy mess. Soon she was the only person on Earth left and the world wa a better place for it. The end.


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CrissiLove
post Jul 22 2003, 12:46 AM
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ROFL you are too funny!!! smile.gif TY for the story!!! *hugs*
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kidvicious2punk
post Jul 22 2003, 12:47 AM
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crissis was cool


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post Jul 22 2003, 12:57 AM
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me me me me me me !!!!!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ase? biggrin.gif


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post Jul 22 2003, 12:59 AM
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/me asks reeeeeeeeeeeeally nicely for a story...pleeeeeeeeease?


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