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 Dec 25 2005, 10:52 PM
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 Lord of the Keys  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female  |
I just sneezed midway through a mouthfulk of Triscuits, but managed to catch the Triscuit-mess as it flew from my mouth-- using my mouth. Probably the most silmultaneously supercool and disgusting thing I have ever done.
*shudders with delightful revulsion* -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Dec 26 2005, 02:15 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
It's like Matrix phlegm!
I forgot to put on deoderant the other day and I haven't showered since. I reek! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 26 2005, 08:23 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I woke up this morning with a tremendous zit on my nose and popped it with a zit pad so that the fluid sprayed all over the mirror. It felt really disgusting, but at least the zit is gone.
Post 999... Now I get to decide where to put 1000. *ponders* -------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Dec 27 2005, 02:07 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
Elph reminded me of a time I was eating cereal, while sitting at my computer. I was about to swollow, but then I sneezed, and literally got cereal/saliva/milk all over my keyboard, monitor and computer case.
That was fun to clean up. -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 27 2005, 05:07 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
My little brother once made me laugh whilst I was eating yoghurt with peach bits in it. I snorted and it went up my nose; I wiped it all off as you would. But I blew my nose later, and a rogue piece of peach came out too...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 27 2005, 09:54 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
My stupid cold has arrived once again. I blew my nose earlier at the same time my sister bumped into me, so I got this clump of snot the size of Nebraska stuck to my glasses and my hand. That was an absolute barrel of monkeys to get tidied up. Bloody winter and communicable diseases.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Dec 30 2005, 03:44 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I walked around the mall for about an hour with no bra on, in a skin tight shirt. I think people noticed I wasnt wearing a bra, because I definatley got more looks from people....
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 30 2005, 08:08 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
On that note (of bras) I bought myself a new one recently- a big moment as I rarely find ones that fit perfectly- which this one did!
The only thing is though, it has a seam running down the inside of each cup which is very very irritating to the skin  So, back to the bra-shopping drawing board... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 30 2005, 08:43 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I smell.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Dec 30 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Those kind also show the lines through t-shirts, Daria. That's never pretty.
I haven't gone out in public without a bra since I was 10. I even wear a bra to sleep when I'm staying over at other peoples' houses. By the time I got home from Lo's last spring, I ended up walking around my house for 4 days without a bra, just so the girls could finally BREATHE after that. I might've gone without a bra to sleep if it'd just been Lo and her mom there...but her brother and his wife showed up. I'm incredibly paranoid about bras being supportive enough so it never looks like I'm not wearing one. I think I would feel naked stepping outside without one on. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 30 2005, 08:54 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
 I tend to go to sleep wearing a bra too, I'm usually more comfy that way. I think its more of me being paranoid about getting cold and then having my nipply bits show through, though. The mall I was at was sweltering so I didnt have to worry about that And now that I'm reminded.... I'm down to two bras.... and one is kind of smushed and ruined so it has a perpetual line through the center of it, where there's not supposed to be a line.... grrrr. I hate bra shopping =( -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 30 2005, 09:07 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I very rarely wear t-shirts
And it is ok- it doesn't show through on other tops- but I know what you mean. It's just not nice.Kitty, I can't believe you sleep in a bra! I'm not sure if it is an old wive's tale, but I thought it was meant to be really bad for the mammary tissue (ie- you're likely to get more saggy when you're older). I hate having to wear a bra. I must admit there are days (only if I am in the house all day, cleaning or decorating or something) where I go without; I don't have huge boobs, so it doesn't really matter. It is a little embarresing when your brother's mate walks past and the house is unusually chilly 
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 30 2005, 09:26 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
Its embarassing when your _brother_ walks by! My brother sometimes likes to comment on these things. Once he was like "Wow, you're uh.... blossoming *strange stare*" much embarassment.... And I'm pretty sure it is an old wive's tale. Its like saying "You wear jeans too often, you're going to have cottage cheese legs!" or something of the sort.... I hope .... This subject reminds me of this guy I know who likes to wear swimtrunks instead of boxers sometimes, because swimming trunks have the little supportive net in them.... He says he doesnt want to be saggy when he's older -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 30 2005, 09:57 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Dec 30 2005, 10:26 PM) Its embarassing when your _brother_ walks by! My brother sometimes likes to comment on these things. Once he was like "Wow, you're uh.... blossoming *strange stare*" much embarassment.... Mmm, how wonderfully incestuous. Right now, I actually reek. Ever since eating a poached egg yesterday (which was quite delicious, I might add) I've been doing these awful farts. It actually smells like something has crawled up my ass and died. Too, the constant flatulence has made my jeans stink too, so I'm worried I will have a perma-stinky crotch. Also, my hair is greasy. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Dec 30 2005, 11:58 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
Take a shower for the greasy hair and try not to eat any beans or cheese until the farts go away, little_bear. Bananas might help, but I could be remembering the wrong thing.
I've lately discover bra tanks. They're very soft and comfortable tank tops that sort of have the bra built in. You can wear them and look decent, but they also help keep you warmer than a bra would in the winter. They're not so great if you're extraordinarily well-endowed, but they're fine for me. I'll have to switch back to regular bras when it gets warmer, as my school won't allow tank tops. Bah. -------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Dec 31 2005, 12:36 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
I would be pretty creeped out if I had a brother and he mentioned anything about me "blossoming"
 Yeah, I can't wear the camis with those shelf bras. They do absolutely nothing. I'd bounce around like crazy in those things. When I was about 10, and I had to start wearing a bra...my younger sister used to constantly make fun of me. She was flat as a pancake, so she nicknamed me "Bumps" and started boobpunching me all the time. I had bruises for months until she finally stopped. To this day I still don't know why she did this. I had a repeat of the air mattress incident right before Christmas, only this time I was sleeping on my sisters bed.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 31 2005, 02:48 AM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
That sounds very unpleasant. I had that happen (to a much more mild extent, only getting at the top sheet and the undies, which were ugly anyway.) this morning, and while scrubbing the latter this scene occurred:
In a bathroom. It is around mid-morning, with sparse sunshine filtering through the high-set windows. A girl (me) is busy washing a pair of underwear in the sink. Loud knocking is heard. Girl (me) :What? Younger Brother: (through the door, sounding somewhat befuddled) What are you doing? Girl (me): (put-off, mildly irritated) Guarding against Anthrax. Younger Brother: Oh. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Dec 31 2005, 04:16 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Dec 30 2005, 08:36 PM) I would be pretty creeped out if I had a brother and he mentioned anything about me "blossoming" This might be a good time to clear up the fact that I was wearing an underbust corset that had a nice 'lift' effect to it.... And I had asked him how it looked and thats about all he could come up with. I think the next time I asked him about a corset he said "Next you'll be *insert name of world record smallest waist holder*" -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 31 2005, 04:28 AM
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 Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
I'm Back.
-------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Dec 31 2005, 05:51 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) In a bathroom. It is around mid-morning, with sparse sunshine filtering through the high-set windows. A girl (me) is busy washing a pair of underwear in the sink. Loud knocking is heard. Girl (me) :What? Younger Brother: (through the door, sounding somewhat befuddled) What are you doing? Girl (me): (put-off, mildly irritated) Guarding against Anthrax. Younger Brother: Oh.  I used to get away with saying stuff like that until my dad caught on that I was being sarcastic. It only took him a couple of years.My older sister used to call me "inverta-boobs" when she was 12 and had nothing better to do. we call her BOAS (Boobs On A Stick) to get back at her. 
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 1 2006, 09:20 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I remember the day when my brother found out I shave my legs.
The conversation went along the lines of Him-"Whose razor is this?" Me- "mine" "Why do you need a razor?!" "My beard is becomming too noticable" "Oh... What?!" "Legs dearest" "Oh... *moment of realisation* Ohh... How old are you?!"
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 1 2006, 11:07 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
My sister managed to mess up my razor when she was picking it up and looking at it to try to see what it was. She was quite confused when I reamed her out and ignored my rant in favor of asking what it was and why I needed to shave my legs. Honestly, she can't stand it unless she knows what's going on with my embaressing personal things.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Jan 1 2006, 11:10 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
The thing is, my brother was 17 when he asked me
I also have a sister who is a couple of years older than him, and a mum who is very open about everything.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 2 2006, 12:23 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
No one honestly cares about who shaves what in my family. We have boxes of disposable razors, and my dad is well known for shaving _his_ legs. (quite disturbing, acctually.... he also shaves "everything else" as my mom puts it.... ) So when I decided I wanted to shave my legs I just grabbed a razor and went at it.
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 2 2006, 04:46 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
I've got inch long hairs running up and down my legs. I have hair everywhere.
-------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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