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 Jan 30 2005, 01:28 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget.  Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender  |
now that's taking things too far!!
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jan 30 2005, 02:24 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata gets a royalty whenever anyone swears...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Jan 30 2005, 04:38 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
mata's working on a law that lets him make up words in the dictonary.
the first word: duckflaps -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 30 2005, 04:55 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata has his whole body waxed weekly.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jan 30 2005, 04:59 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata thinks he IS mittens, and is on a mission to eat our spicy brains....
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 30 2005, 05:48 AM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata is the most wonderful human being in the world, at least, the most wonderful human being who also likes to eat fresh young babies every Wednesday morning.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Jan 30 2005, 06:05 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
Mata created the Spice Girls
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:23 AM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata is Jesus, Budda, and Charles Babbage reincarnate.
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Jan 30 2005, 08:30 AM
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 Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
Is Mata like meeting the man of your dreams then meeting his beutiful wife?
Mata tells my cats to sit and watch the sun come up so they'd think he was God. i'd better not get on his bad side 
-------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Jan 30 2005, 03:42 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata will often set up stuffed animals in his living room to mosh with
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jan 30 2005, 04:15 PM
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 Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
Mata knows the Muffin Man
-------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 30 2005, 04:57 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata plays with Barbie.
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Jan 30 2005, 06:29 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Jan 30 2005, 03:30 AM) Is Mata like meeting the man of your dreams then meeting his beutiful wife?  A little too ironic, don't ya think? mata came up with the idea of bannas being yellow.... -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 30 2005, 07:36 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata rides the clutch.
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Jan 30 2005, 08:03 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Mata wants three children: one girl, one boy, and one unknown.
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Jan 30 2005, 08:39 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata talks to his bathroom, asking, "Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who makes the funniest web animations of them all?"
He's smashed 78 mirrors so far - it's starting to get expensive. -------------------- |
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Jan 30 2005, 09:26 PM
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Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
Mata has an army of evil pixies to infiltrate the minds of the innocent.
-------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 30 2005, 11:25 PM
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o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
Mata converses with Santa weekly and has now learned how to see everyone ALL THE TIME.
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Jan 31 2005, 12:23 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata refuses to give hugs without a letter of recommendation.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jan 31 2005, 12:34 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 31 2005, 12:23 AM) Mata refuses to give hugs without a letter of recommendation. Or a few pints of Carlberg, either or  Mata makes pies with dog or cat food fillings and takes them to family functions! -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jan 31 2005, 01:43 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata is really a lab rat "they" have been testing to make type and make aniamations.
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 31 2005, 03:32 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata Bleaches axel grease and pumps it into twinkies, when no one's looking...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Jan 31 2005, 05:23 AM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata is an extraterrestrial on a mission to gather up as many people as he can and return to his home planet for further studies, this forum is where he weeds out the "acceptable" from the "abnormal". So far, there haven't been any acceptable...
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Jan 31 2005, 02:27 PM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
Mata used to be the lead singer of d-ream
-------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Jan 31 2005, 04:39 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Mata didn't put the loo-seat down.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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