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> Was dared that I wouldn't make an a** of myself in a public forum, Showed that person, I did.
Jaq
post Sep 21 2011, 04:59 PM
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Matazone isn't especially public, but it sure is a forum and technically anyone on the internet can access it, so yeah.

I have nothing else to say except you should look at some cool stuff I found on the internet in my travels.




Okay. Well, I can't find anything else cool, and I'm pretty sure not many people would find that especially compelling...


I'll let you know when something else is found.

That is all.


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:07 PM
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Well. It wasn't exactly a dare. I sneezed, and Jaq took it as some basis for justifying her manhood, which of course was never even in question.


Well, we're taking this forum. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Any of you flunking hicks move, and I'll educate every udder plucking last one of ya!


THAT is all.


*crowd surfs*



*breaks nose*


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:09 PM
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Just a small town girl!


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:15 PM
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livin' in a lonely world


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:16 PM
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She took the going anywhere.


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:18 PM
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Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit (a suburb of a small country in the pyrenees)


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:19 PM
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He took the going anywhere. blink.gif


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:23 PM
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A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
Fer a smerl ther cur derp derp the night
It goes on and on and on and on (and on, and on ... and ON ... AND ON ...... MAKE IT STOP)


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Sep 21 2011, 11:23 AM) *
It goes on and on and on and on (and on, and on ... and ON ... AND ON ...... MAKE IT STOP)



no





okay. fine.

Now what?


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Sep 21 2011, 07:25 PM) *
okay. fine.

Now what?




Now you take a bow


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:35 PM
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Raids the music store and takes all of them.



mooooooooooooopo. We can seeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:36 PM
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k. Let's play SPOT THE MOOP


He's down there *points*


I win. You owe me fifteen thousand bucks (money, not rabbits)


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:37 PM
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Oh, wouldja look at that. I'm fresh out.


Care to take some dollhairs as collateral?

Or, I could offer some sterling silver pounds gets out shiny knuckles


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:43 PM
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Wait.


Something is wrong.



Could it be ... ?



DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN




no, sorry, false alert. forget it, forget it all


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post Sep 21 2011, 05:53 PM
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Red rover! Red Rover!

I call SNOO OVER!


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Sep 21 2011, 11:53 AM) *
Red rover! Red Rover!

I call SNOO OVER!



Snoo left. I guess I'll just go over here then.



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post Sep 21 2011, 06:07 PM
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ahhhh. For verily now in this thread one can feeeeel the luuuurve.
And the flames.
But you can't feel Snoo. That would be inappropriate.


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Sep 21 2011, 12:07 PM) *
But you can't feel Snoo. That would be inappropriate.



Just a little squeeze? I bet her hair is real soft. ph34r.gif

Oh science, how did I manage to out-creep Pab?


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:39 PM
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well .... If I was a lithe and gracious ballerina of style, rhyme and meter, the milkman of human kindness, the silent nodding sage, andante ma non tropo, you would play the tuba. With a spoon. And so :

YOUR CREEPINESS > MY CREEPINESS


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Sep 21 2011, 12:39 PM) *
well .... If I was a lithe and gracious ballerina of style, rhyme and meter, the milkman of human kindness, the silent nodding sage, andante ma non tropo, you would play the tuba. With a spoon. And so :

YOUR CREEPINESS > MY CREEPINESS



That's funny because I used to play the tuba in junior high. Oh yes. I was that person.

Hey! I just saw Cand! It's the whole family coming in and out of here, like clockwork! What're the odds?


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:42 PM
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show us the spooon


The odds are good. It's the sandwiches you want to watch out for ....


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Sep 21 2011, 12:42 PM) *
show us the spooon



Never.


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:47 PM
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Actually jaq, oh evil arrow of applied confusion, we need to step back and ask ourselves ... "Are we welcoming input from the innocent forumites from the new days?" ... or are we shutting them out by having a convo.

Jaq ... You must ask a question. You must get the audience to participate. You must .... BE A GAMESHOW HOST!!!!!!


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:55 PM
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Alright, now to set the mood of game show, I need everyone reading this post to have this playing in the background.

Insert your own canned studio audience.


Alright, new comers to the thread and lurkers alike (everyone but Pab). Which one of these people would you marry, who would you work with and who would you kill. And why?


Oprah
Julia Roberts
Tom Cruise.

Go!


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post Sep 21 2011, 06:58 PM
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ooh! ooh! I know! I know! ....



What do you mean "everybody except Pab"?


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