 The Church Of The Gerbil!, an entire church dedicated to ME! ;D |
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 Dec 24 2003, 11:12 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male  |
http://www.corg.org/main.htm
ok, so it's not dedicated to me. but it's the CHURCH OF THE GERBIL! you know you love it. seriously, read through the whole site. it is IMPOSSIBLE not to love/laugh with (and not AT) this religion and thanks to cand for showing this to me  anyways, i've decided to start a church of the gerbil! (with me as the obvious leader) any converts? oh, and it's not required, but it is recommended that you be baptized on the CoG website  current Church of the Gerbil member list: gerbilfromhell: THE Gerbil candice: gerbil queen acidteardrop: evil gerbil jaq: Hakim sammi: (insert title here) |
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Dec 24 2003, 11:14 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Oh oh oh!
Can I be the Gerbil Queen?? The original church of the gerbil is looking for a new one...and that position sounds mighty cozy.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 24 2003, 11:18 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
A church of gerbils? I see an opportunity here.
I have now e-mailed the Church Guy enquiring as to whether or not gerbils are rodents. I expect an answer forthwith. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Dec 24 2003, 11:19 PM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
I find all religions equally strange, the simple idea of God is just weird.
-------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Dec 24 2003, 11:19 PM
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 Made with googly eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 1,281 Joined: 9-April 03 Member No.: 240 Gender: Secret |
SCREW YOU RODENT!!!
THE CHURCH OF THE BUNNY SHALL PREVAIL!!! (after somebody reincarnates it) |
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Dec 24 2003, 11:25 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Dec 24 2003, 03:18 PM) I find all religions equally strange, the simple idea of God is just weird. This is just for laughs, not debate. Shoo. The Gerbil Queen commands it! Or, asks nicely, since the Gerbil Queen doesn't actually rule over anything. And Oni -- I will smite you, you bunny lover! (Oh my, that sounded dirty) -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 24 2003, 11:43 PM
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 As cliched as it sounds, the world is coming to an end. *nods* Group: New Members Posts: 454 Joined: 13-October 03 From: You tell me. e_e Member No.: 652 |
Duuuude...
That is so awesome. I love it. They even say they're on a holy war against the Church of the Bunny. XD I'm afraid I *must* join, but what to be...? *ponders* Well, put me down for whatever you see fit. 
-------------------- Krys owns my n00by arse! Twinkie-eating chinchilla. Fear meh! >D Official possessed blueberry of the Evil Empire.Official tree-hugger hugger of the Hug Cult. <3
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Dec 24 2003, 11:49 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
It is pointless to debate existance of go, debate was not my intent.
The church of the gerbil is just as strange to me as th chuch of the holy spirit. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Dec 25 2003, 12:01 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Dec 24 2003, 03:48 PM) It is pointless to debate existance of go, debate was not my intent. The church of the gerbil is just as strange to me as th chuch of the holy spirit. Okay. If you didn't intend it for debate, then why even post it? Just so you can look down your nose at real religions (as opposed to one about a gerbil) at every opportunity? Moving on... -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 25 2003, 12:05 AM
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 Nobody Expects - THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Group: New Members Posts: 1,289 Joined: 12-October 03 From: Kingston, MA (US) Member No.: 649 |
i want to be the Evil Gerbil.
-------------------- im now sextastically married to krys (magikeyes)! i love you so so so so soooooo much!///im engaged to liz(edward_lover)!///I LOVE YOU BOTH!!///I am Missy's slave! yay me!///Krys is my loving girlfriend...i love you infathomably with all my heart, mind, body, soul!///killersquirrel is my first noob ever ^_^///Trina(Spiffy) is me ickle sis! ^_^ /me wuvs trina///Shelly(werewolf) is my older sister! be nice! :P///I am engaged to VVes!///Mina(deaq) is me new n00bie! I LOVE YOU, MIAN!///i have three more n00bies; baldricks gherkinator. they are Jen, David, and Sebastian///Jen must be kept away from microwaves at all times. David must be kept near Jen permanently. Sebastian must not be fed peanuts...he prefers walnuts....
YAY FOR POLYGOMY! YAY FOR YOU ACTUALLY BEING BORED ENOUGH TO ENLARGE ALL OF THIS! /\_/\ (\ _ /} i would cry but my tears have been stolen (^.^ ) (='.'=) i would scream but my voice has been taken (U U ) .(")_(") thus i write. (''')(''') kitty attributed to Tigerlily PM me if you are reading ths, i have something to tell you BI PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.webpost.net/ac/acidteardrop/all...ebelongtous.JPG (sorry, that picture's way too big -Commie) |
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Dec 25 2003, 01:54 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
 Because I am a monk in the religous order of templar's spam. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Dec 25 2003, 03:56 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Dec 24 2003, 05:53 PM) Because I am a monk in the religous order of templar's spam. Aha. Well, in that case, I direct you to the first line of your very own signature. Thank you, have a nice day.  Love, The Gerbil Queen. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 25 2003, 04:17 AM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
I'd like to be one of the 12 Opposums of the Church of Gerbil. Either that or Hakim. I get to have a beard if I'm Hakim!
-------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Dec 25 2003, 05:23 AM
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 oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
that is just very scary and ...i'm at a loss for words
i do enjoy the 8th commandment...i chuckled |
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Dec 25 2003, 11:22 AM
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Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
It's official.
Gerbils are rodents. How do you like my Missy impression? I think it's pretty good. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Dec 25 2003, 11:33 AM
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Remorseless posting machine Group: Established Members Posts: 5,224 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New York City, Boston Member No.: 15 Gender: Male |
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gasps for air* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gasps for air* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well, if the church of the gerbil says it, it must be true....... damn you commie!  and welcome yak to the Church of the Gerbil! since you can't pick betweeen the two, i'm going to make you Hakim! and sammi, you need to pick SOMETHING as a title. or at least two possible titles.
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Dec 25 2003, 03:22 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
QUOTE (candice @ Dec 24 2003, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Dec 24 2003, 05:53 PM) Because I am a monk in the religous order of templar's spam. Aha. Well, in that case, I direct you to the first line of your very own signature. Thank you, have a nice day. Love, The Gerbil Queen. And so you connect stupidity with spamming? Absolutely fascinating. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Dec 25 2003, 07:40 PM
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Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
QUOTE and welcome yak to the Church of the Gerbil! since you can't pick betweeen the two, i'm going to make you Hakim! Yes! /me tries desperately to grow beard, fails and settles for some shortbread I *am* Hakim!
-------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Dec 25 2003, 10:42 PM
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As cliched as it sounds, the world is coming to an end. *nods* Group: New Members Posts: 454 Joined: 13-October 03 From: You tell me. e_e Member No.: 652 |
Bah, pickyness. *kicks at gravel*
Ehh... *thinks hard* Can I be the chinchilla since I always speak backwards anyways? I wanna be the almighty Twinkie-eating chinchilla~! ^^ *bounce* Dude, they even have baptisms.....  Maybe you should be baptised, Gerb.
-------------------- Krys owns my n00by arse! Twinkie-eating chinchilla. Fear meh! >D Official possessed blueberry of the Evil Empire.Official tree-hugger hugger of the Hug Cult. <3
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 Dec 26 2003, 03:41 PM
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 ^This is not my self picture^ Group: New Members Posts: 464 Joined: 24-April 03 From: IN THE DARKNESS OF MY MIND (very scary there Member No.: 265 Gender: Male |
OOOOKK
*thinks Gerbil is obsessed with gerbils* why not i'm in. -------------------- Personality traits: bisexual, witty, protective, loving, smart, fast in the mind and body, sci-fi loving, a conspiracy theorist, and semi insane.
MY FAMILY Fluffy=foob::: be nice to me family or get spammed. ********* Dominatrix:::magikeyes14's sex army conspiracist:::League of ISH white tiger:::Animal Spirit club I am in the I love boobs club Governor:::Ejit Cult I am in the League Of Extraordinarily Sexyish Women lord high squirell cruncher:::anti-squirrel army Berserker High Commander:::Rebel Alliance Bisous:::hug cult Goddess of SEX:::fantasy creatures club MY ANIMALS  MY ACID BUNNY IS SHAMIRA Shalimar. PyroMaia.  EVO buddy  LOOK AT THE FROGGIE MY FANTASYmy Fourms |
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