 Did you know?, LoLo's still got her mormon underwear on.. |
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 Jun 16 2010, 11:36 PM
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 suggestive cupcake  Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female  |
Back in the very distant past of these here forums, (2003) we had a thing called e-weddings. Now, just about everyone in their youth e-married off another lucky mzer for sh*ts and giggles and general cuteness all around - but there is one glaring, modly exception, someone whose social butterfly status acts as a glaring contradiction to her e-single peril. I speak of none other than the gorgeous, vivacious, sexalicious LoLo.
I know what you're thinking: you want a piece of that. You need to break off a bite of that white chocolate and savor the taste as it melts in your mouth, but she isn't just any lovely lady, my dears, she needs someone special and amazing. And so, this is part tentative e-bachelorette and part 'what makes you good enough for this Goddess?' So please, ladies and gents and anyone willing and wanting to plunder this uncharted territory with your e-moves, tell us why you're worthy of looting this treasure trove. 
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 16 2010, 11:38 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
You don't get the mormon holy underwear until you're married.
 Also I never wanted to get e-married. I think I even founded the whole anti e-marriage club. 
--------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 16 2010, 11:39 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
That's what makes this all ten times more taboo and delicious - seven years later...you hear the distant snap of mormon underwear clasps. Oh, and wedding bells.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 16 2010, 11:50 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Turns out I lied, prezgfish founded the club.
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 17 2010, 05:00 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
How long can we keep Lolo in our basement if we win?
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 17 2010, 08:05 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Oh, however long you want - she's aaaaalll yours. And I'm her pimp.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 17 2010, 03:08 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Pikasyuu @ Jun 17 2010, 01:05 AM)  Oh, however long you want - she's aaaaalll yours. And I'm her pimp. Nope nope darling syuu. Read my sig. "Being pimped by Aries since 2003." Until you can find him and take me from him, I think you might just be s.o.l.
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Jun 17 2010, 04:04 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Gerl, Aries has been more MIA than Lord of Darness. He has relinquished his hat, cane, and license to sell you on a street corner like hot cakes.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 18 2010, 01:46 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Dear Lolo,
I have been searching for internet love for well over five years now, and all my efforts have returned is horrible date after horrible date. I've seen migets, registered sex offenders, legally crazy men AND women, and even someting that I'm not even too sure was a human. And so I've given up on looking on Craigslist for dates, and am now turning to Matazone. Originally, my love was directed at Syuu, but I realised that as I will soon be a legal adult, she will no longer have any interest in raping me. But you Lolo, you've got that special something. I can tell from the way your avatar looks directly into my soul. I've two pairs of handcuffs. Please love me back. -Chelsey -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 18 2010, 04:55 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
FYI, you've warmed my heart so much that all the faux ice cream in my faux ice cream truck designed to pick up ladies your age by way of advertising puppies and ice cream has melted. It's all a flood of sugary, sappy flattery. I dare anyone to top Chels in charm or looks - nigh impossible, but if possible, it will be possible only on these forums.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 18 2010, 05:11 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Syuu, no one can compete with the complete and total stalker-level love I feel for Lolo.
Or my awesome facial hair:  Lolo, if you choose me, this mustache will tickle you in places and ways you never thought possible. AWH YEEEEEEEEEAH -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 18 2010, 05:23 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
 TWINS*. only the coolest girls rock the 'stache. sadly, lo will only be feeling your 'stache on her favorite 'stache receptacles, as i am happily e-married to an e-husband and an e-beard. otherwise, we'd be having some 'stache olympics, and not the pleasant kind. do you think this is easy? it would be like trying to auction off brad pitt - he's pie to flatter, but boy if you aren't eyeing that front runner with the healthy burn of jealousy all up in your biznazz. that head of freshly dyed black hair, however, will compliment LoLo's assortment of skirts wonderfully. whoever wins her heart is one lucky bastard.. maybe we can all work out some kind of arrangement.  *the mustache is from andy, so, credit evilspoon. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 18 2010, 06:39 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
I would like to breifly pause this battle of wits to say that you, syuu ma'am, may violate me anytime regardless of my legal-adult status, because you're gorgeous.
Lolo, you've got one day to say yes before I stand outside your window holding a boombox playing love songs. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 18 2010, 06:55 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
This forum tends to bring the sexy - I'm never surprised at how people here look, it's just an expectation that you'll want to f*ck everyone at one point or another.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 18 2010, 11:04 AM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Anyone object to this thread/forum/entire internet being given over to pictures of syuu and voices and their fetching facial fuzz?
No? Thought not. Lo - elope with me. You know it makes sense. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jun 18 2010, 12:26 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Lo - antelope with me.
What is it with girls wearing fake taches recently? I've seen more in the last twelve months than in the previous ten years I think. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Jun 18 2010, 07:41 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
...Fake? Who said anything about them being fake?
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 18 2010, 08:12 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Mata, these 'staches are very real.
We're conjoined twins, and the way our faces are bonded together, the hair-growing-glands over lap, and our mustaches grow in the color of the opposite twins' hair. It only appears as if we're holding them on, we're actually stretching them to stress how nicely they've grown in. (I've shaved since then.)  Lo - cantaloupe with me. I mean can't elope. My mom would hunt you down. ...Lol that was lame. >_> -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 18 2010, 09:54 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
We've realized our inferiority to men and are taking steps to correct it - you'll find many of the mustachioe'd women don't shave or make sandwiches.
But no, I'm not sure. I was asked politely/assigned a mission to wear mine. Perhaps a mustache on a girl is both playful, ~edgy~ and yet drastically highlights her femininity by contrast. Btw, *spanks Izzy* welcome to the party. Are you getting in on some Lo? -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 18 2010, 10:48 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Unfortunately not. I'm sure she's outstanding and fabulously mustached, but I already have an e-wifey.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 18 2010, 10:56 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
I think this might be one of my favourite threads
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Jun 19 2010, 12:51 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Cute girls with facial hair? Who wouldn't love this thread?
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Jun 19 2010, 04:22 AM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Lo, I'm married to 1961 Jean-Paul Belmondo but if the position is available I wanna be the official catcaller. I'll perch on the back pew and shout borderline-rude statements about the ridiculous attractiveness of both e-spouses (spice?)
It's what makes adds that special something to an e-wedding. A small, noisy, colorful human drunkenly slurring (and occasionally whistling) from the back row, who you simply cannot shut up. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 19 2010, 07:01 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jun 18 2010, 07:51 PM) Cute girls with facial hair? Who wouldn't love this thread? Terrorist. That's who. Elpha, I've only been to one wedding without a cat-caller drunk, and it was the worst wedding ever. So boring. Lo, c'mon, baby. You haven't been responding to the thread. Are you threatened by my advances? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 19 2010, 09:47 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
she's actually in town with me - she'll be back in a little under a week.
and Chels, don't you mean 'terrist'? aren't you from Texas? -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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