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 Sep 24 2005, 09:29 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back.  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male  |
Because today is the first anniversary of this thread, Mata is going to jump on a banana in celebration.
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Sep 25 2005, 12:53 AM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
He will also make every one of the rumours become true, on the date that they were posted, until the second Anniversary.
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Sep 25 2005, 05:36 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata forsees a fracas.
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Sep 26 2005, 11:57 PM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
I heard this is the longest thread in the daft section...but it may be pure speculation cuz I also heard that mata was going to dress up as George W. Bush for his lil' bro's birthday party
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Sep 27 2005, 08:44 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata still thinks Pong is the future of home entertainment.
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Sep 27 2005, 08:46 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Sep 27 2005, 09:44 PM) Mata still thinks Pong is the future of home entertainment.  Mata is wrong. Space Invaders all the way! -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Sep 27 2005, 08:55 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
-------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Sep 27 2005, 10:28 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Mata's greatest ambition in life is to become a palindrome. If you ask, he'll tell you he is already halfway there.
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Sep 27 2005, 11:10 PM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
Mata often dresses in a teletubby costume and harrasses confused preteens
-------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Sep 27 2005, 11:12 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 32 Joined: 15-September 05 Member No.: 2,018 Gender: Male |
arrrg! how is it that no one has mentioned his ability to converse with all what be made of ham? don't beleive me? take him a brick of ham, he will then punch you in the nosey for being so insensitive to the ham as to carry it around in your smelly pocket all the way to his secret fortress of gnomyness. then he will talk to the ham.
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive..." Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car... ... and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals? |
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Sep 27 2005, 11:19 PM
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Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
Oooo! I'd forgotten that one haunted tape dispenser, but YOU forgot that he not only can converse with Ham but Spam as well.
-------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Sep 28 2005, 07:28 PM
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Mata likes to steal peoples brains and juggle them.
He says the consistency is just right. -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Sep 29 2005, 04:54 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is Johnny B Goode
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Oct 2 2005, 02:37 AM
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Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
Mata once hosted Saturday Night Live...Oingo Boingo was the musical guest.
-------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Oct 2 2005, 06:46 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata makes me eat the biscuits.
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Oct 2 2005, 08:41 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata is short for Mainly After Tea Alcohol. He runs his own beverages company, and had the drink lend its name to him...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Oct 3 2005, 07:05 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Sometimes, Mata turns mousetrails on, "just for a laugh".
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Oct 3 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata made me sick today, and I have fever.
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Oct 4 2005, 05:15 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata does gardening.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Oct 4 2005, 07:46 PM
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Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
It's mata's fault for making me such a goody goody.
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Oct 5 2005, 04:14 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata smells like nutmeg.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Oct 5 2005, 06:29 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata goes out for long drives in the night, the windows wound down, and Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" playing loudly from his stereo.
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Oct 5 2005, 09:52 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata is really both Dr.Phil and Opera in disguise.
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Oct 7 2005, 04:20 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata prints out emails on glossy photo paper.
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Oct 7 2005, 06:50 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
Mata lives in a pinapple under the sea
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