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  Jan 3 2005, 03:08 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret  |
I joined the forums a while ago, as most of you know. But I never did the whole "Imma noob!" thing.... I just went straight to 'daft' and my first thread was about eating shaving cream....
So I was wondering.... can I still do the whole noob thing? 
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 3 2005, 03:11 AM
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 <3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
<hands you a cake filled with ham-flavored jelly>
 I guess so. --------------------  Dance, kitteh, dance!   |
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Jan 3 2005, 03:18 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
Woohooo! CAKE! *hugs you*
*giggle* Guess being a noob isnt always so bad.... -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 3 2005, 03:30 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Here ya go... a bag of mint flavored Ants... trained to obey any command, and leave behind a fresh, minty scent... enjoy...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Jan 3 2005, 08:30 AM
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 Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
Have a beanbag and don't forget to visit Tribe Wyvern
-------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 3 2005, 01:15 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
[So I was wondering.... can I still do the whole noob thing? :D
Why not just slink furtively in the undergrowth? Misty Rain |
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 Jan 3 2005, 01:15 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Hello, and welocome? Don't worry I did an introduction thread a few onths after I got here too!
Happy posting? Hehe *hands over a plum* Yummy
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jan 3 2005, 01:19 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
OoohOoohOooh! More fun for me!
*tapes k!77y to the ceiling in a post n00b welcoming manner* Yay! -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Jan 3 2005, 01:36 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Okay but you only get 2 months on your lease for a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Jan 3 2005, 09:10 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Jan 3 2005, 09:15 AM) Hello, and welocome? Don't worry I did an introduction thread a few onths after I got here too!  Yea.... but its been about a year and three months for me  Woohoo! I'm taped to a ceiling, have mint flavored ants, a plum and and and a beanbag! But, as for the being taped to the ceiling.... Since you're sopposed to get out once you have a certain amount of posts (I think....) What happens to me? o.o;! And what do I do with the lease to Magical Trevor? *never really understood many noob standards* -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 3 2005, 09:29 PM
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 sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
In which case this handy little critter may be of assistance!
*hands up small purring matchbox* Ah yes and as exceptional said come see the Tribe we have cookies and we allow unlimited free sampling! *hands over large any-flavour-cookie* As you are already well established the matchbox may be able to help with the tape but I cant promise  Have fun!
-------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Jan 3 2005, 10:10 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
Hmm.... *wiggles hand with purry matchbox against tape, slowly cutting through it* o.o; Oh boy.... this is fun
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 3 2005, 10:11 PM
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Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
Well THAT's a new way to use the matchbox- they usually open it (and it usually turns out to be a mistake)...
-------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 3 2005, 10:17 PM
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 I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
Sorry Ki77y you come into the noob area & you're gonna get a cleansing from me
*aims flamethrower at ki77y & fires* -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Jan 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (K!77y @ Jan 3 2005, 10:10 PM) And what do I do with the lease to Magical Trevor? *never really understood many noob standards* That is up to you -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Jan 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
*shakes head sadly*
Should've opened the matchbox... *sigh* -------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 3 2005, 11:20 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
*shifty eyes* *stares at matchbox* *opens.... carefully*
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 3 2005, 11:27 PM
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Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
*nods encouragingly and waits, holding her breath*
(Please say Wyvern DID put something in there...) -------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 5 2005, 12:37 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
*shifty eyes*
*stares at open matchbox* Meow?.... -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 5 2005, 07:30 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug Group: Established Members Posts: 893 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Any small, dusty, preferably warm corner. Member No.: 1,348 Gender: Secret |
*small pair of eyes gleams, winks and something very quick pulls matchbox closed, giggling*
Erm, did I forget to mention they are very shy? Useful but shy!  If you want to see one seek out the scuttler its lurking somewhere, havent seen it since halloween but if you see it, scale it down and you get the general gist! You'll have to scale it down alot though  Oh and if your hunting take something appealing as bait, its very partial to cookies! Have Fun! *matchbox sniggers and resumes purring* -------------------- [CENTER]Proud participator in the Noob adoption sharing scheme.
Trial specimen: Raevnkite. Progress:Progressing Nicely Tribe Wyvern:Come visit! Im Irishguys Pockety Pet!!![/CENTER] Maps alter your perceptions, confuse your mind and make familiar things seem very strange and thats before you unpack the compass... |
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Jan 7 2005, 11:14 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 92 Joined: 28-December 04 From: The 2nd deepest pit in Hell...Louisiana. Member No.: 1,557 |
 WELCOME TO MATAZONE!!!!! -------------------- --------------
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? PROUD MUFFIN-MONGER OF THE TRIBE WYVERN! I mong muffins! What more do you want? If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. |
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Jan 8 2005, 01:29 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
*GASP!*
MUFFIN FROM THE MUFFIN MONGER!!!! *quickly pockets matchbox and starts _chewing_ self out of the tape* *gnawing noises* Muffin muffin muffin.... -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jan 8 2005, 05:11 PM
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Incapable of normal thought Group: Established Members Posts: 927 Joined: 6-October 04 Member No.: 1,344 Gender: Female |
Hooray, the muffin-monger's back!
-------------------- Official Beanbag-monger for TRIBE WYVERN (Visit us here!)
VOTE MR SB FOR FAVOURITE ANIMATION! (Go here to vote!) --OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY--OBEY-- Proud owner of a Violet Scuttler from the Tribe Wyvern lab. Not for rental or resale. Mata loves us, this we know. Because the forums tell us so. All our souls to him belong. We are weak but he is strong Always read the small print. You never know what it might say. You're leaving your brain open to subliminal messages. Being paranoid is good. |
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Jan 9 2005, 04:06 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
*hands you a kitten*
their trained at hunting hamsters and mint ants. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 9 2005, 04:16 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 9 2005, 12:06 AM) *hands you a kitten* their trained at hunting hamsters and mint ants. Maybe, But how are they at hunting PenDragons? (Releases tiny, cat sized red and Gold dragon, who fries VIMH and kittens with flame breath...) Okay, Arthur, that's enough... (Stalks out with Arthur the PenDragon perched on her shoulder...)
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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