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 Oct 15 2006, 05:13 PM
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Pub golf?
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Oct 15 2006, 05:50 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I blew my nose so hard that a booger flew through my tissue and onto my shoulder. I didn't notice it for a couple of minutes. Luckily I was at home.
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Oct 15 2006, 07:55 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 15 2006, 05:13 PM)  Pub golf? A pub crawl in silly clothes and with a par and a scoring system. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Oct 15 2006, 07:57 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 15 2006, 06:13 PM) Pub golf? I'll put a few of the pictures up when I get them. It is best done dressed up. In golf it is well known you do each hole in as few as shots as possible, usually to try to keep on par. In pub golf each hole is a different drink and we usually try to down each one in one go. So picture 10 or so guys and girls dressed up in sweaters, tartan shirts, a single glove, funny hats and all brandishing cheap plastic golf clubs taking it in turns to try to down pints, mixers, glasses of wine etc in one go. Oh, we did 18 holes, and then an extra few for the 19th. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Oct 15 2006, 08:03 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen.
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Oct 15 2006, 08:11 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Oct 15 2006, 08:03 PM) I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen. That made me laugh out loud. I wonder if semen could act as a spot cream? -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Oct 15 2006, 08:57 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Oct 15 2006, 04:11 PM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Oct 15 2006, 08:03 PM) I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen. That made me laugh out loud. I wonder if semen could act as a spot cream? Haven't you ever heard that it's good for your skin? Especially if you swallow. |
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Oct 15 2006, 09:42 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Oct 15 2006, 01:11 PM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Oct 15 2006, 08:03 PM) I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen. That made me laugh out loud. I wonder if semen could act as a spot cream? Actually your first mornings urin is supposed to be very good for acne, so perhaps it could be. Bodily fluids are amazing things. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Oct 15 2006, 10:00 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Oct 15 2006, 08:57 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Oct 15 2006, 04:11 PM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Oct 15 2006, 08:03 PM) I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen. That made me laugh out loud. I wonder if semen could act as a spot cream? Haven't you ever heard that it's good for your skin? Especially if you swallow. Nope, I still get spots. 
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Oct 15 2006, 11:58 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Oct 13 2006, 10:08 AM) My period is two weeks late. It's usually fairly regular with a couple of days either way, but two weeks?! I'm beginning to worry. And it's even worse because I'm scared it will just start so I ahve to wear pads even though there is no period so it's all uncomfortable and rustly. You're, what, 14? I wouldn't worry about it unless you've been having sex. You're very young, and it's completely normal to be irregular from time to time at your age. It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. I did a happy dance earlier this week because my period showed up and that means I won't have to suffer through another transatlantic flight while on my period. The first experience I had with that was absolutely horrible. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Oct 16 2006, 08:09 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
This morning, I took the first shower I've taken since Thursday night. Doesn't seem that long of a time, but that's including being outside, running around, and playing sports.
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Oct 17 2006, 09:42 PM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Oct 15 2006, 05:42 PM) Actually your first mornings urin is supposed to be very good for acne, so perhaps it could be. Bodily fluids are amazing things. I've heard of people saving their morning urine and drinking it. Apparently thats good for you too. o.0 -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Oct 17 2006, 09:52 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
^ And a little disturbing...>.<
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Oct 18 2006, 08:40 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Oct 17 2006, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Oct 15 2006, 05:42 PM) Actually your first mornings urine is supposed to be very good for acne, so perhaps it could be. Bodily fluids are amazing things. I've heard of people saving their morning urine and drinking it. Apparently thats good for you too. o.0 *points back to previous comments about urea in this thread* First morning has a higher concentration of urea in it cos it builds up over the eight hours or so, or whatever. That may actually be true, weirdly enough. And yay  No more GU-related infections!
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Oct 19 2006, 05:48 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
I waxed my feet this afternoon
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Oct 20 2006, 07:11 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
I'm not wearing any trousers! (Although I do have undies on... And I have just got out of the bath...)
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Oct 20 2006, 12:02 PM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
*gasp*
Mata in the Depository? (edit: no one saw the mistake) -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Oct 20 2006, 12:06 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
If I knew what you meant by that then I could answer, but I don't so I can't!
It was really hot in my house this morning after my bath, so wearing little clothing seemed like a good plan 
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Oct 20 2006, 02:40 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata - look at the title of this thread, then you might understand. (Even if Mr. Teapot did misspell it)
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Oct 20 2006, 03:08 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 20 2006, 03:11 AM) I'm not wearing any trousers! (Although I do have undies on... And I have just got out of the bath...) ...Bad images.. 
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Oct 20 2006, 03:17 PM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
In the past few days I have gained two rather painful spots (possibly bites) on my collar bone and a patch of very sore dry skin behind my right ear.
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Oct 20 2006, 10:59 PM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I have a throbby little zit on my temple that is giving me hell. It isn't tall enough to pick off, so it just hurts a lot. Also, I sat in my own menstrual fluid all day.
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Oct 22 2006, 03:34 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I went to a party with my brother (pictured left) Saturday night. He got really, really, really smashed (he, unlike me, can drink) and pulled out his pierced weiner right in front of my girlfriend. I heard from one of our friends that after we left (to go to my house and bang down) that he whipped his wee wee out quite a few more times. He's been on a roll with the thing since he got it pierced.
The party was a belated celebrated of his birthday. Some of the guys got together and made a cake in his honor, shaped like a set of cock-n-balls with a Prince Albert. It was really disturbing hearing everyone talk about how great my brother's penis tastes. After sex, I got told I have Asian pubes. I'm not quite sure what she meant my that. I was under the impression that she's had sex only with white guys, but I could be wrong. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 26 2006, 01:43 AM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Oh, look guys, Righteous had sex again.
I thought of this thread today, when I noticed that attempting to blow one's nose while peeing is extremely painful. Extremely painful. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Oct 26 2006, 08:41 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Isn't it one of those facts of life that anyone with an intimate piercing always flashes it at people?
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