 If I Only Were A..., What would YOU be? |
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 Jun 26 2010, 04:28 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret  |
So I found this amazing video of scenes from Vampire Hunter D timed to the song "If I Only Were A Goth" by ThouShaltNot... and it got me to wondering...
What would I be if I only were...? And what would I do? So, here goes... If you only were something else, what would it be and what would you do? -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jun 26 2010, 05:28 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Jeddddiiiiiiiiiii. Go wreak havoc in the galaxy with Darth InKy in our ship the Heart of Gold, chilling with Zaphod and using our mad lightsaber skillz to freak out all the pirates. Umm. Yes. That is the life I want.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 26 2010, 08:36 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
I would be a ferret. And I would steal things and sleep all day.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 26 2010, 12:24 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Oi! No freaking out the pirates!
 I think I'd be a neko steampunk pirate. Hey I'm being what I want to be which just happens to mix a few things together and damn it who would want a cat tail! Isail round the sky in a air ship causeing havoc.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Jun 26 2010, 05:00 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
If I were a supermodel, I would go out of my way to eat huge fast-food meals in front of the paparatzi.
If I were a celebrity, I would "accidentally" cuss on public TV shows all the time. If I were a hipster, I would grow a silly mustache and ride my bike (Basket stocked full of PBR) around Williamsburg. If I were a famous artist, I would sell every painting for a million-trillion dollars. And then, when I think I'm going to die soon, I'd come out with the worst possible painting I could, knowing that it would only be valuable because it was the last painting I did. Edit: And I'd write in my will that all of the million-trillion-billions of dollars that came from it be used to build the most awesome playground ever. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 26 2010, 09:53 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
If I were a physicist, after inventing the functioning lightsaber all those before me failed to do, I would learn how to channel gravity (The Force = gravity, Newton just named it wrong) through Force Gloves I'll invent, which would be sort of like putting black holes on your hands. However, you can control (with your mind, via installed censors) the amount of gravity being used, so instead of pulling that entire building toward yourself, you're grabbing your lightsaber or the remote or something. I'll also invent anti-gravity. Instead of a pull, it's a push. This will empower you to do moves like the force jump or force choke, and possibly flyyyyy.
^ This is actually going to happen. Give it seven years, guys. Seven years. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jul 13 2010, 10:56 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
In an infinite number of alternate universes, I am a Pokémon trainer. Or a ninja.
-------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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