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Jul 3 2009, 02:59 AM
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![]() omno-ahhhhhhh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
So, my friend and her partner have just celebrated their 6th year together. She was on a tube, dropped her DiscWorld book and he picked it up, they got speaking about Discworld. That's how they met.
So, I'm curious to hear what are your how you met you partner/ an ex stories -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jul 3 2009, 06:10 AM
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
On an online RPG chat. Yep.
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Jul 3 2009, 08:45 AM
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![]() Candbrush Threepwood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Euuugh. The word "lover" creeps me out. It always makes me think of my aunt. She traumatised me when I was 12 by leaning over her husband's chair and saying, in a husky voice, "Hello, lover." Gross gross gross. Maybe you had to be there to fully appreciate the horror of that particular memory, but trust me. Bleugh.
Anyway. I think most people know the basics of how I met moop. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jul 3 2009, 09:04 AM
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![]() Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I met an ex purely by chance. I was living in shared accommodation at Uni and this new chap moved in. He'd met some girl who he'd invited round with a view to going out with her. She asked if she could bring her housemate along and he agreed (on the basis it was better than being blown out, I expect!)
So I answered the door and was utterly captivated with this girl's housemate. So when I was asked if I wouldn't mind making up the numbers, I casually jumped at the chance And my housemate got blown out! -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 3 2009, 12:38 PM
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![]() 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,143 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sues and I worked together. I was dating someone else when we met, but we got together after that ended. It's not exactly a grand story!
Previously: Friend of a friend, met in a pub. Met in a pub, she had cool hair, we talked, she took me back to her place! Long term friends who eventually became intimate for about six months, then a few more times over the years (we're still friends) Long term friends who were intimate once (we're also still friends) Met at a circus convention, she was very pretty and came on to me heavily. I've only seen her once since then! -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jul 3 2009, 02:07 PM
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![]() Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
My current I met at work. We'd worked together for 10 years before we got together, and it was only because they were closing the site we were working at that anything happened!
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 3 2009, 04:23 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
"And my housemate got blown out!
England, you talk funny. Splain me please? I meet people while cooking. In my own kitchen. Hrm. Also dancing, but those barely qualify as Things; I am never like 'oh whatup québécois lovahhhh, buy me a drink and we will express our love thru crazy obscene dance moves and drunken makeouts!' -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jul 3 2009, 05:06 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I am never like 'oh whatup québécois lovahhhh, buy me a drink and we will express our love thru crazy obscene dance moves and drunken makeouts!' You could totally pull like that, though. Imagine the dancin'. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jul 3 2009, 05:08 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
Thinking about it, the internet has had a big impact on the number of relationships and my sex life in general. One ex from uni was a random meeting through a website, she turned out to be a (young) lecturer, not one of mine, but only because I chose one module over another. I've had a customer in my current job handing me her phone number, she turned out to be 12 years older, but a lot of fun...
Currently, I get lots of free coffee from a very pretty blonde in an Italian deli near where I work, she invited me to go see the jazz on the Pantiles (it's a place, google it if you wanna), but we missed each other apparently. >_< -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jul 3 2009, 06:22 PM
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![]() 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,143 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
she invited me to go see the jazz on the Pantiles I read that as 'jazz in the panties'. That was a very different kind of image! -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jul 3 2009, 06:48 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
she invited me to go see the jazz on the Pantiles I read that as 'jazz in the panties'. That was a very different kind of image! Please, what kind of hussy do you take me for? -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jul 3 2009, 07:27 PM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
she invited me to go see the jazz on the Pantiles I read that as 'jazz in the panties'. That was a very different kind of image! I read it as 'the jizz on her panties'. Mostly just school. Sitting next to someone and eventually becoming their friend. One time there was this kid from summer camp, but we were friends for like three years before going out, and I can't remember exactly where/when I met him. I think we might have been playing Predator and were hiding behind the same tree. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jul 4 2009, 12:35 AM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,420 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
#1: The least romantic place ever: high school cafeteria lunch table.
#2 (current): I went to visit my friends in Boston over my winter break from university. I went to the science fiction convention they go to every year. He was a friend of my friends' that I had not yet met. Yes, science fiction convention, keep laughing. it's better than #1, I'm sure. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Jul 4 2009, 10:25 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
One time there was this kid from summer camp Was there a flute involved? -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jul 4 2009, 02:39 PM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
One time there was this kid from summer camp Was there a flute involved? No? -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jul 4 2009, 05:20 PM
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![]() Samauri Teapain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I think I am the kind of man who gets jumped on...but I like it.
I don't recall ever taking any action to initiate anything after a chance meeting, such as at a party or a pub. On the other hand I can think of many times where I have awkwardly tried to approach someone and get shot down horribly. One girl text me out of the blue a year after an engagement party I attended. I spoke to her twice that night, very briefly, and to this day have no idea how she tracked my number down. At the party, I was also jumped on by a very chavvy girl disguised as a goth. The stalker was a predator red hair Sloane girl. She still occasionally messages me, despite my number and address having changed numerous times. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Jul 4 2009, 05:32 PM
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![]() ~¤~Sanity Impaired since 1986~¤~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,499 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Canada Member No.: 82 Gender: Female |
Met last relationship I was in originally in a chatroom back in 2000. Friends for years, dated for 2ish years, back to besties again
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Jul 5 2009, 04:49 PM
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![]() Destructogirl... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
I was stalked for 6 months by my chap in various clubs, he wore me down. This was 14 years ago now
SPS, I also read it as panties, but I know you of old so I didn't think it was my eyes playing tricks :-P -------------------- ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Jul 5 2009, 09:16 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I seem to use Matazone as a dating website >_>
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jul 5 2009, 09:33 PM
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![]() If my woman were a fire... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
My first boyfriend I met through school, we had the same English class and ended up friends. It went from there.
The current love interest has a slightly more interesting story. The boyfriend mentioned above dumped me at the same time as the current love's girlfriend. My ex and his ex ended up going out with each other, so we started chatting through myspace since we figured we were in the same boat and should meet each other. We ended up really liking each other and...it went from there. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jul 6 2009, 01:17 PM
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![]() Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
"And my housemate got blown out! England, you talk funny. Splain me please? I know. This language we call "English" is so complicated it can get lost in translation over a distance of 40 miles. Or sometimes less. So it's of little surprise that you, out there in the bit of Canada that doesn't speak English as a first language, you didn't understand. So here is Leo's translation module: Getting blown out = not getting as far as the first date Now technically she showed up, his "date", for this "first date", but I'd not call it a date. She turned up for the night out and because he said he'd pay for her drinks. She didn't even like him all that much. He was pretty gutted, but after seeing her around a few times since then (she and my by then girlfriend were sharing a house), I came to the conclusion he'd had a lucky escape; she was one of those girls who knew she was good looking and used it to her advantage. Not a very nice person, frankly. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 6 2009, 05:26 PM
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![]() Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
I think everyone on here knows the story of me and Matt. I've told enough people!
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Jul 6 2009, 05:31 PM
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![]() Candbrush Threepwood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
One time there was this kid from summer camp Was there a flute involved? No? Hahahaha. Pop culture reference, Izzy. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jul 6 2009, 05:56 PM
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
One time there was this kid from summer camp Was there a flute involved? No? Hahahaha. Pop culture reference, Izzy. Sh*t, that makes me feel old. What's up with all these kids on the internets now?!
Reason for edit: WATCHO LANGUAGE VIC
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Jul 6 2009, 08:50 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
No way... was it really that long ago?
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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