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 Sep 26 2008, 06:40 AM
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 Obsessive  Group: Established Members Posts: 232 Joined: 12-March 05 From: Stamford, CT USA Member No.: 1,680 Gender: Male  |
This was the result of my creativity today, this is taken from a note I wrote on my Facebook:
So with the grim reaper hanging out on Wall St these days I thought I would have a little fun about the idea if we move into a great depression like scenario, because mark my words our depression would be greater than the great depression and here's my list of why. 1. We will make bigger balls of aluminum foil. 2. We will save up even more cooking grease. 3. There will be a new college bowl; the Dust Bowl, which will be the best college bowl EVER. 4. We will have more images of the poor and they will be quickly uploaded to Facebook, Flickr, and MySpace as profile pictures. 5. More IT people will hang outside of Best Buy trying to get a job at Geek Squad; even if it's washing the Geek Beetle. 6. We will have bigger soup kitchens; sponsored of course by the good people at Campbell’s and Wal-Mart. 7. Our government would be in deeper dept; and ducking phone calls and knocks at the door from China, telling them the check is in the mail. 8. The government will employ more people; mostly IRS agents. 9. We wouldn't have black Tuesday; we'd have The Hunt for Black October. 10. We will have bigger mattresses stuffed with money. Happy Greatest Depression --------------------  The Blender Radio "'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood?" -Ralph Waldo Emerson "Self-Reliance" "It's cozy if your Hanibal Lector." - Ace Ventura |
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Sep 26 2008, 11:49 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
... Fun stuff.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Sep 27 2008, 04:45 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Not only that, we can give the economy copious amounts of Prozac...
-------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Sep 27 2008, 08:56 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 232 Joined: 12-March 05 From: Stamford, CT USA Member No.: 1,680 Gender: Male |
That is true, lol.
-------------------- The Blender Radio "'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood?" -Ralph Waldo Emerson "Self-Reliance" "It's cozy if your Hanibal Lector." - Ace Ventura |
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