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Hobbes
post Jun 2 2010, 11:12 PM
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I don't sad.gif Not even a window box.

The person below me is loveable and affectionate.


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elphaba2
post Jun 2 2010, 11:18 PM
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*snugglepurrs*

Sometimes!

The person below me likes soy milk.


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Yannick
post Jun 3 2010, 12:54 AM
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Gross.

The person below me can run a mile.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Hobbes
post Jun 3 2010, 04:33 PM
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I can!

The person below me can do long-multiplication in their head.


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post Jun 3 2010, 04:49 PM
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Among other things... Yes.

The person below me wonders what those other things are.


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It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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leopold
post Jun 11 2010, 12:26 AM
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I wasn't, but now you mention it I'm kinda curious...

The person below me also demands to know!


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Mata
post Jun 11 2010, 07:21 AM
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Actually, yes I do. I am The Law. Off to TMI with you, Speaker!

The person below me gets annoyed with bad grammar.


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Hobbes
post Jun 13 2010, 10:36 AM
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its true!!!!.... i of not known nothing worse than bad grammars!!!!!!!

The person below me has a steady air of kindness about them, that overwhelms nearby folk in the form of contentment.


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post Jun 13 2010, 11:33 AM
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erm nope.

The person below me is following the world cup


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Pikasyuu
post Jun 13 2010, 12:33 PM
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only in that a few of my british FB friends are suddenly much, much quieter with a certain brand of gloating after last night.

the person below me learned about sex at an inappropriately young age in an unconventional way.


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Yannick
post Jun 13 2010, 01:01 PM
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Hahaha, umm.. ish. I was in second grade (7ish), and my friend was sleeping over, and he's like "Hey, do you know what sex is?" "No." "It's when you're like 15 and some guy wants to have sex with you and you say no so you don't get pregnant." "But what's sex." "I don't know. It's sex. It makes babies." "I don't.. get it." "Yeah, me neither. Just don't do it, okay." "Okay." ..And then maybe two years later, my cousin and I were home alone and found pr0nz on my uncle's laptop. It's like "Oh.."

The person below me plays Mafia online. (As in the forum based Mafia, whatever Facebook has.)


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Mata
post Jun 14 2010, 12:14 PM
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I run a Bolivian drugs cartel mainly based on emailed threats of exposure to their government, if that counts?

The person below me does a really good owl impersonation.


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post Jun 14 2010, 12:44 PM
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Actually, lately I've come to the realisation that I'm not very good at impersonating anything or anyone.

The person below me regrets their breakfast choice for today.


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Yannick
post Jun 14 2010, 02:15 PM
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I haven't had breakfast yet, but that's making me think very carefully about what I'm going to eat.. Smoothie? Yeeah.

The person below me can do a backflip.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Hobbes
post Jun 14 2010, 05:34 PM
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Noooo. Although I'd like to, and I've often considered having a go, but end up chickening out due to a fear of breaking my one and only neck.

The person below me is allergic to a foodstuff.


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Yannick
post Jun 14 2010, 10:23 PM
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None that I know of.

The person below me dislikes coconut.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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leopold
post Jun 14 2010, 11:41 PM
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I like coconut. Coconut milk, coconut cream, coconut macaroons, coconut butter, coconut shy... in fact, the whole coconutty gamut!

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post Jun 27 2010, 04:29 AM
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Put water in pot, put pot on stove, put pinch of salt in water, make coffee and check e-mail while water boils, put more water in pot, trip over cat, reassure cat he is loved, check facebook, put more water into pot, trip over cat again, feed the fracking cat, find cat to let him know the food is now in dish and he need not lurk underfoot, find water level acceptable and toss in rolled oats. Wait impatiently and drink first cup of wonderful, life affirming coffee. Wait impatiently and worry about being first or second into work. The 'am I going to be late' vague worry that I solved the night before by setting the alarm correctly. Turn off stove. Put porridge into bowl and stir in frozen organic blueberries. Cooling the porridge and thawing the berries all in one go. Trip over cat. Gracefully transfer coffee and breakfast to table. Call to cat and be ignored as he eats his breakfast.

The person below me is also not a morning person.


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost
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Yannick
post Jun 27 2010, 04:32 AM
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Oh hell no. I'm cranky. I avoid mornings if I can. Thank gawd we never did anything first period.

I'm actually bummed about having to wake up before ten to see Germany pwn England tomorrow.

The person below me is allergic to a type of fruit?


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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leopold
post Jul 1 2010, 02:18 PM
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Ah, the joys of living on a different continent. I was able to watch said game in the comfort of my own time zone at an hour considered acceptable by society for watching 22 grown men kick an inflated pigs bladder coated in leather patches around a large field for the amusement of others. Except in this case there were 8 men in red shirts doing very little of what we know as "foot ball".

As it happens, there is no fruit known to me that I have an allergy to. There may be a fruit I'm unaware of or haven't tried as yet which might provoke such a reaction, but I doubt it.

The person below me has met a famous person to whom bragging rights don't apply. For example, meeting Ken Barlow. That sort of ball park.


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Yannick
post Jul 1 2010, 07:37 PM
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I met and high fived the main character from The Mummy when he was at Universal, clogging the hell out of the ride. If not for the ride, I totally would not have known who he was. tongue.gif I'm not a Mummy fan, but other people may think differently, meh.

The person below me once over slept for something ridiculously important and will share the tale.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Jul 1 2010, 08:17 PM
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French final exam, oral. 30% of my grade. Had to talk for fifteen minutes about prostitution and motorcycle gangs in Quebec, then round-table discuss. Left my script at home. Appeared ten minutes late, hungover, beet-red from sprinting but remembered the word "proxenentisme" which roughly translates to "pimpism" and is used by approximately 3 people in Quebec. GOT AN A-MINUS AWW YEEEEAAH.

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post Jul 1 2010, 09:05 PM
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Nah.

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Yannick
post Jul 1 2010, 09:22 PM
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No.

The person below me likes being outdoors when it rains.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnít be here if stars hadnít exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werenít created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Pikasyuu
post Jul 2 2010, 12:18 AM
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LOVE it. beyond all comprehension.

the person below me has stuck their foot in their mouth in a very embarrassing way at some point.


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