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 Sep 13 2007, 07:58 PM
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 This guy has no life.  Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male  |
I came past my head one it was nice, but I'm not sure if it was really come or just liquid that comes from my genital warts
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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 Sep 13 2007, 08:45 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (-TheKasbah- @ Sep 13 2007, 08:58 PM)  I came past my head one it was nice, but I'm not sure if it was really come or just liquid that comes from my genital warts I'm sure if you search, Kasbah, you'll find a website where people will pay to see that kinda thing ;) -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 14 2007, 10:52 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I started getting a white spot on my tonsil. I had tonsilitis a few months ago and that causes white spots on tonsils, so I went to the doctors to get it checked out and they just told me to take some allergy medicine, which didn't help. So i went online and looked up 'white spots on tonsils' and apparently alot of people get 'tonsil stones', which is dead skin cells coming off, sticking to your tonsils, and then bacteria grows in it. YAY. so the cure is to gently scrape them of (gently) and gargle with salt water. My white spot wouldn't scrape off because it was in a pit in my tonsil left from tonsilitis.... and salt water did nothing. That, and I noticed the affected tonsil was larger than the other one.... but not hurting.... So what did I do? Squeezed it!
Definitely not the most enjoyable thing.... lots of white puss-y looking stuff, it smells terrible, annnddd my tonsil got ALOT smaller when I was done. =( I'm just wondering what would have happened if I had only taken the doctor's advice -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Sep 14 2007, 01:40 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Sep 13 2007, 09:45 PM) QUOTE (-TheKasbah- @ Sep 13 2007, 08:58 PM) I came past my head one it was nice, but I'm not sure if it was really come or just liquid that comes from my genital warts I'm sure if you search, Kasbah, you'll find a website where people will pay to see that kinda thing ;) I have webcam  Right now i'm thinking of how much money I could make, and if you think that is good, you should see what I can do with my bum ;)
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 14 2007, 02:35 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Sep 14 2007, 11:52 AM) I started getting a white spot on my tonsil. I had tonsilitis a few months ago and that causes white spots on tonsils, so I went to the doctors to get it checked out and they just told me to take some allergy medicine, which didn't help. So i went online and looked up 'white spots on tonsils' and apparently alot of people get 'tonsil stones', which is dead skin cells coming off, sticking to your tonsils, and then bacteria grows in it. YAY. so the cure is to gently scrape them of (gently) and gargle with salt water. My white spot wouldn't scrape off because it was in a pit in my tonsil left from tonsilitis.... and salt water did nothing. That, and I noticed the affected tonsil was larger than the other one.... but not hurting.... So what did I do? Squeezed it! Definitely not the most enjoyable thing.... lots of white puss-y looking stuff, it smells terrible, annnddd my tonsil got ALOT smaller when I was done. =( I'm just wondering what would have happened if I had only taken the doctor's advice Yummeh. My TMI is also about my mouth. I have my Wisdom teeth coming through only on one side of my upper jaw. They have been slowly poking more and more out since Easter. Now there was this chunk of gum trying not to be broken through by the tooth. One side of it had come away, so it was like a spit of land across the surface. It would flap about if poked by my tongue- which was often the case as it felt like a bit of food was stuck there. So, with the help of a sharp fingernail, I sawed off the flappy bit. Think blood and saliva running down my hand. When I was done, it turned out the bit of gum was only about 3 mm in diameter. But I feel better. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 14 2007, 03:42 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
Sounds nice, why don't you sell it on eBay, I heard genital warts and things from you mouth are worth a lot of money on it. I never thought genital warts and mouths would go together, but now I see I am wrong, can I have a bite
 
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 14 2007, 04:30 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
No. I put it in the bin.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 14 2007, 08:40 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
I was laying down on my bed while playing trumpet and all my spit came back into my mouth. Blah.
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Sep 14 2007, 09:57 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Sep 14 2007, 05:30 PM) No. I put it in the bin. Aww, if it was me I would have just stuck it back in my mouth and swallowed it xD -------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 16 2007, 04:49 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Sep 14 2007, 05:52 AM) I started getting a white spot on my tonsil. I had tonsilitis a few months ago and that causes white spots on tonsils, so I went to the doctors to get it checked out and they just told me to take some allergy medicine, which didn't help. So i went online and looked up 'white spots on tonsils' and apparently alot of people get 'tonsil stones', which is dead skin cells coming off, sticking to your tonsils, and then bacteria grows in it. YAY. so the cure is to gently scrape them of (gently) and gargle with salt water. My white spot wouldn't scrape off because it was in a pit in my tonsil left from tonsilitis.... and salt water did nothing. That, and I noticed the affected tonsil was larger than the other one.... but not hurting.... So what did I do? Squeezed it! Definitely not the most enjoyable thing.... lots of white puss-y looking stuff, it smells terrible, annnddd my tonsil got ALOT smaller when I was done. =( I'm just wondering what would have happened if I had only taken the doctor's advice Actually I've had those tonsil stone thingys. And for TMI they're not just dead skin cells, they're also old bits of food...they make your breath smell horrid. (That could prolly be the bacteria too, though) I've never had one swell up or anything though. And usually swishing salt water around gets rid of them, so...I dunno what to say about that last bit. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Sep 16 2007, 05:06 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
I attempted my first hands free orgasm the night before last. While I think with more time and practice I could be successful, I didn't have the patience or self-control to keep going. Ten minutes was enough. Drats.
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Sep 16 2007, 01:19 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
I wouldn't even last 10 minutes, not that I've tryed before
 But good attempt, I've achieved it before actually, I find a combination of images and erotic stories seem to help Kasbah. -------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 16 2007, 03:39 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I just picked a bunch of dead skin off the bottom of my foot, and now my hand smells like peanut butter.
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Sep 16 2007, 03:41 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
Nice stuff, I usually do that when I'm bored.If I don't do it for a while I builds up and it keeps me entertained for hours
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 17 2007, 12:42 AM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Sep 16 2007, 10:39 AM) I just picked a bunch of dead skin off the bottom of my foot, and now my hand smells like peanut butter. According to one of my friends, my feet/shoes smell like applesauce. -------------------- |
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Sep 17 2007, 01:36 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Sep 16 2007, 08:42 PM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Sep 16 2007, 10:39 AM) I just picked a bunch of dead skin off the bottom of my foot, and now my hand smells like peanut butter. According to one of my friends, my feet/shoes smell like applesauce. I seem to remember an animation of Mata's that was about that...  My TMI: I have nice new shiny sex restraints! -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Sep 17 2007, 11:16 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Sep 16 2007, 08:36 PM) QUOTE (Izzy @ Sep 16 2007, 08:42 PM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Sep 16 2007, 10:39 AM) I just picked a bunch of dead skin off the bottom of my foot, and now my hand smells like peanut butter. According to one of my friends, my feet/shoes smell like applesauce. I seem to remember an animation of Mata's that was about that... Which one? -------------------- |
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Sep 18 2007, 03:07 AM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
That was the dead-skin-guy-taking-over Halloween one, I think.
In other news about things that are on me that smell, my business is giving off a yogurty waft. Ohnoesitisa yeast problem. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Sep 19 2007, 05:16 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
My thumbnail has gone crazy and the cuticle bit seems to be detaching. I think I angered it with rock climbing. It looks better now the chalk and random crud from climbing have washed off but it's still rather manky.
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Sep 19 2007, 05:25 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I wanted to see if ejaculate had the force to get onto my chest, even though the boyf was lying down. Turns out, my hypothesis wasn't all too correct, the first couple of "throbs" weren't very strong, so I lost concentration when the next few came (and were strong).
It went all over my hand, on my chin, in my hair and on him. It was hillarious. AND messy
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 19 2007, 05:25 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
Sounds very nice to me, any pictures you would like to share?
I got my finger caught in a door once and the fingernail came off, very bloody, sore and not so pretty.
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Sep 23 2007, 10:22 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Oh boy.
I have been ill recently. It was mostly uneventful at first. Lots of snot, coughing, and spitting up hunks of phlegm. Stuff I would probably post about in here if I was bored. But now...it has become truly TMI-worthy. Two days ago the explosive diarrhea started. It was more liquidy than any I can recall experiencing in the past. In fact it can only really accurately be described as peeing from my bottom. It happened just about every hour at first. By the end of day one of what will be known as Poopsplosion 2007 I was really regretting my decision to buy the Sainsbury's Basics toilet paper. As one would expect, it's not exactly soft. Major irritation occured due to the abnormally frequent use. It only got worse during day two -- actual blood appeared. This, naturally, led to me flailing my arms and quoting the Rejected cartoons at moop ("For the love of god, my ANUS is BLEEDING"). The moral of the story is: don't be a cheapskate when buying toilet paper. You never know when the worst diarrhea of your life will attack, and then where will you be? That's right -- you and your bloody anus will be posting in here. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Sep 23 2007, 10:30 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
ahaha. poor candice.
So that's why I've been having some bum irritation! My bum is also sore from wiping, 'cause I've had some diarrhea too. I woke up this morning and was afraid someone had raped me in my sleep. =( -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Sep 24 2007, 02:02 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I haven't changed my underwear in three days. It's pretty rank.
Time to go do laundry! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 24 2007, 10:35 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Cand, that short film is amazing. I feel like I have just discovered Rabbit and Mouse all over again!
My TMI is that there's a pair of trousers on my bedroom floor, waiting to be washed, which have flecks of sick on them. Yummeh. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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