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 Feb 28 2004, 10:02 PM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?  Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644  |
Well, of course Mata ranks here, and there are too many to count, so those are a given.
 But, what about your favorite non-matazone tshirts? Ever seen one that made you fall over laughing? Ever see one that just perplexed you? One of my favorites is a Dali shirt, that can be seen here. It says "I don't do drugs, I am drugs" What are yours? -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Feb 28 2004, 10:06 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Either Romen Dirge - 'Evil Needs Candy Too'. or 'There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, same sex, leather sex and telephone sex - but for people with a face like yours masturbation'.
I own both of these. -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Feb 28 2004, 10:43 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
my brother ordered me a mata t-shirt...yay! I bet it won't fit me, can't wait for next weekend to find out
 other than that I have one with a purple monkey on it and as much as I hate monkeys I love the top...shame it's handwash only and my mum decided to just let it fall to the bottom of the laundry basket  other than that I saw a couple walking around somewhere and the bloke was wearing one that said "stop staring at my chest" and the woman was wearing one that said "if you didn't have a stupid slogan on your chest I wouldn't be looking" or something...I found it amusing anyway 
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Feb 28 2004, 11:56 PM
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 I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
my favorit shirt of all time: "your stupid" but the close seconds are my "i love food" and "hot topic sucks" shirts
-------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Feb 29 2004, 01:03 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
My favorite that I own is Stewie from Family Guy saying "I like you. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless." Teachers in the hallway wanted me to flip it inside out.
 Mmyep...but there are too many I don't own that I really want, like the word "preppies" covered with the giant red slash circle, but I don't think my school would like that either...
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Feb 29 2004, 02:43 AM
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 si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
i have to say my old av made into a tee shirt has to be my fav atm. besides the fact it was made especially for me by a great friend of mine its freaking hot looking!
-------------------- You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:
[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000. [B] Own Microsoft [C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))" [D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone. |
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Feb 29 2004, 03:01 AM
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 It's him Group: New Members Posts: 249 Joined: 25-January 04 From: The great states. Member No.: 891 Gender: Male |
"Be a winner! Eat school lunch! Guranteed D-lab fresh!"
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Feb 29 2004, 03:34 AM
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 Confused. Very Very Confused. Group: Established Members Posts: 400 Joined: 10-February 04 Member No.: 941 |
There's one that I've seen that says F**k me and marry me young. Dunno why, but it sort of amuses me.
-------------------- In your misery
You're not alone So come share your tears with me And witness it all go wrong |
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Feb 29 2004, 03:44 AM
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 never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
There was a plain white t-shirt I saw with very small black text across the chest. Of course, on closer inspection, the text said: "nosy, aren't you?"
Also, a shirt that says: Sarcasm. Just one of the many services we offer. And one with a big green door on it that says: Artist. Go to your studio and make stuff. Oh, and one says: You'd better buy me another beer. You're still ugly. (Of course I won't buy that one though) There is also a shirt with smiley faces like this , etc. on it with artists' names under the faces- the van Gogh one only has one ear, the Picasso one has its facial features in the wrong places, the Monet one is all blurry....I liked that one.
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Feb 29 2004, 03:49 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
QUOTE There is also a shirt with smiley faces like this , etc. on it with artists' names under the faces- the van Gogh one only has one ear, the Picasso one has its facial features in the wrong places, the Monet one is all blurry....I liked that one. I have that one. It's one of my favorites.I want to make a tshirt with a picture of a Borg on it and with a speech bubble it will say "We are western civilization. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile". I really hope at least one person gets that joke, a few of my friends and I are trekkies. Wow I really am a dork.
-------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Feb 29 2004, 09:23 AM
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 Speed of Life Group: Established Members Posts: 694 Joined: 18-February 04 From: Leicester Member No.: 952 Gender: Male |
Get yoursef together, get yourself together, and shake shake shake shake shake shake shake.
Or the strokes one which is red with the symbol on it. Or I'm with stupid --> |
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Feb 29 2004, 04:45 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Feb 29 2004, 03:48 AM) I really hope at least one person gets that joke, a few of my friends and I are trekkies. Wow I really am a dork. I got it...lol. My hubby is somewhat of a Trekkie. As in, he watches the show if it's on. He doesn't plan his day around it and isn't learning Klingon or anything.  Meanwhile... One of my favorite shirts is one I had made while the West Coast meet was still in the early planning stages. It was inspired by Dayan, who told me about 2 days before I had it made that he'd seen a shirt that said this. It says... "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a c**t" Only, that last word isn't fuzzed out. Well, it makes me laugh, at any rate.This one isn't a t-shirt..but meh...I went to school with a guy who had this suit. From a distance, it looks almost like any ordinary dressy suit...except you can see these tiiiiny little white specks all over it. Then when you get closer, you can see that each of the bagillion specks is really a word. The word is "F--k"....again, it's uncensored on the actual clothing, of course. That made me laugh too.I want a shirt I found that has a picture of Ernie and says "Have you seen my rubber ducky?"  Anyone who doesn't get *that* joke...move along, move along...lol.That's all I can think of for now... -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 29 2004, 05:50 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
I've got one that has what looks like a 1950's soap powder avert a woman with a giant box of soap powder and on the boxit say 'Valium wash those blues away'.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Feb 29 2004, 08:41 PM
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 oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
a friend of mine owns this tee shirt shop ...and i own about everyone of his designs on his site...
some of my faves are "praise the LARD" "pickle party" "DETROIT where the weak are killed and eaten" "please don't peel me i want to live" "stop potato violence" ...many good |
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 Mar 1 2004, 09:41 AM
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 Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 48 Joined: 13-January 04 From: Somewhere between the cofee jar and the cannabis jar, please don't get them confused Member No.: 865 |
I always like the T-Shirt that has Bomb disposal on the front, but on the back its got "If you see me running, try to keep up" LoL that one always made me laugh...
And for those of you who have ever watched Countdown you may get this one... "F CK FF" "I'd like a vowel please Carol" -------------------- "In God We Trust" or is it "In The Illuminati We Trust"
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Mar 1 2004, 07:01 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Go look at snugglebum the destroyers Av I have the as a T-shirt! It's a way cool pic I also have another one by the same artist cause I like the pic so much and will more than likely buy another and that reminds me the shop I got it from has a web page!!!!!
*runs off to see if there's any new pics* -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Mar 7 2004, 01:07 PM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 29 2004, 04:44 PM) I want a shirt I found that has a picture of Ernie and says "Have you seen my rubber ducky?" Anyone who doesn't get *that* joke...move along, move along...lol.*snort* Niiiiice...  T-shirts I own and love: 'Jesus Saves', depicting the saviour himself diving across a goalmouth to intercept an out-of-reach football. I always get comments when I wear that. My sky-blue T with a little picture of the Jesus character from 'Big Lebowski', in full bowling-ball-licking mode. And finally, my new fave - a black T with a mighty white outline picture of my favourite Transformer, Soundwave. Old-skoolers will remember him being my avatar for a good long while (Bling-O-Tronic, Yo!), and will understand my need to grab the shirt as soon as I saw it. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Mar 7 2004, 02:35 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
 This is one of my favourites. Also, the T-shirt I gave Sean for Epiphany with the "Enjoy Coke" insignia subverted to "Enjoy Cock". Now that made me laugh. In general anti-corporate slogans are pretty funny. |
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Mar 7 2004, 04:42 PM
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 sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
my entire wardrobe consists of what my mum calls 'obnoxious tee shirts". heh.
-I got a life: bought it on e-bay. -National Sarcasm Society Like we need your support. -No problem. I'll talk slowly and use small words. -If I got smart with you, how would you know? -The Top Ten Reasons I Procrastinate: 1. my friend Maddie has one that says "Lucky FCUK" that always cracks me up, and another friend has an old one that says "Save the Alligators, Eat a Preppy". Wow I'm easily amused. -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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