 The Would You Rather Game, Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas To Ponder |
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 Apr 24 2005, 02:49 AM
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 Tiffany the wonder llama  Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female  |
Everyone else! MWA HA HA!!!
 Would you rather: have huge holes in your skin and have people poor hot wax in them and let it dry and then cover the holes back up or be raped...... lots of possibilities -------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 24 2005, 04:14 AM
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 Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
be raped.
would you rather have cold hands or cold feet -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 24 2005, 07:36 AM
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 Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
hands. No reason i just dont like cold feet...
fairs -or- theme parks -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 09:05 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Theme parks. Less cheesy and naff.
Kill your best friend to save others, OR Kill yourself to save others -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 09:08 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
id kill my friends any day lol
hit constantly with a spade -or- being hit constantly with a sharp stick -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 09:14 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Spade. It could be the death spade, and the person hitting you would undoubtedly get arrested.
Meh. Would you rather have VHS cassettes for feet (This makes it slightly more difficult to walk, but not by much, and you need to use your feet to watch things on your VCR - if you don't watch things on VCR imagine you do), OR Have Betamax Cassettes for hands (You can't really watch these anymore unless you have a Betamax player, but then it's hard to pick things up)? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 09:59 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
Mmmmmm this rased further questions on why my hands are square and my feet play movies when im not looking. I guess if I had to have the choice id have the feet.... no hands.... feet. Feet.
a bowling ball as a head ( making you wobble when you walked) -or- rubber gloves as hands (filled with eather water or air im not fussed) -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:04 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Bowling ball! Woo!
Would you rather be slowly lowered down onto an operating helicopter rotor feet first (and the helicopter rotor is very sharp), OR Have the same treatment that Sean Connery recieved in Goldfinger (with the hilarious laser)?  If you haven't seen Goldfinger, a laser slowly approaches Connery's crotch. -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:21 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
i would have to say lazer.
what would you rather be? frog -or- tadpole -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:23 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Tadpole, then I experience both (but may be eaten by fish)
Would you rather be able to control everyone, OR Read thoughts? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:34 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
conrol. Then I can have a bit of fun with people i don't like by making them wack their heads of doors etc.
sleep when ever you want (wont bw asked to get up) -or- be able to never get tired -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:41 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Never get tired. Sounds like fun.
Accidentally catch a 25" frisbee in your mouth, and when it is removed you cheeks take on a 25" disc shape, OR Have a 15" frisbee lodged in your brain for the rest of your life (it hasn't affected your brain, but will if removed)? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 10:59 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
i'd proberbly end up doing both but if i had a choice loged in brain so people can see how crap i am at catching.
eating 5,000 oreos -or- never eating another oreo again -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 11:01 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Never eating another oreo, it wouldn't affect me as I've never tried one...
Be humiliated on TV (like tripping up or something embarrasing), OR Be shown doing something you didn't want people to see on TV (like being caught on CCTV shoving bricks through windows, and you can easily make out it's you)? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 11:08 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
the second one making me look better on TV breaking peoples stuff and then everyone hating me and biting my legs. AND HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER TRIED AN OREO!! there so good mmmm... anyway yes.
munching on a stick with poo on it -or- eating a dry sponge (allready used to was dishes) and then a toylet brush? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 11:51 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Either way, you end up eating crap, so I'd say second, just incase the toilet brush hadn't been used.
Would you rather be really smart but talk totally incoherently (everyone just thinks you're dumb and you don't get the millions that you would if you could talk), OR Be really dumb but talk in a really annoying posh voice? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 12:24 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
second one so people think im smart but im not.
Cake -or- muffin? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 12:35 PM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
muffin
would you rather never wear socks again or never wear shoes again -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 24 2005, 12:42 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
never wear shoes. I cant wear shoes without socks it makes me sad.
life without TV -or- life without a computer -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 12:45 PM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
without tv cos I can find lots of whats on tv that I want on the internet.
would you rather eat tea leaves or gum leaves forever -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 24 2005, 02:38 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Mmm... tea leaves...
Would you rather be sat down and forced to watch 48 hours of back-to-back programming from the most annoying presenter possible (possibly Adam Hart Davis), OR be sat down and forced to watch 48 hours of back-to-back programming of the same 10 minute program? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 02:41 PM
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 Member Group: New Members Posts: 22 Joined: 19-February 05 From: London Member No.: 1,655 Gender: Male |
Be in one, i need at least someone to stop me frm dying every other minuite.
would you rather be killed by drowning OR burnt? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 02:45 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Drowning, then I can let water into my lungs and spped up the process...
Would you rather someone have a voodoo doll of you which they burn and stab etc. every other hour of every other week, so you feel the pain continuously but don't die, OR Someone burn and stab you in real life and you do die? -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 02:51 PM
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Member Group: New Members Posts: 22 Joined: 19-February 05 From: London Member No.: 1,655 Gender: Male |
do die definatly. it would be horrible to not die but experience pain over and over + it would be really akward, trying 2 chat up a girland then u fall on the floor and set alight and start spazzing! lol.
would you rather torture your mum OR your dad -------------------- |
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Apr 24 2005, 06:15 PM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
my mom
Would you rather: live forever (if you get cancer your going to always have it and suffer and stuff.) or die right now -------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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