 The Would You Rather Game, Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas To Ponder |
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 May 24 2008, 11:22 AM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it!  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male  |
A hedgehog. Only short term concequences there.
Would you rather eat an unkown sludge or dirty grass? -------------------- I have Facebook
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May 24 2008, 11:27 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 79 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Somewhere between here and there Member No.: 10,478 Gender: Female |
Dirty Grass
Would you rather: Kiss a Slug Or Kiss a frog -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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May 24 2008, 11:28 AM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
Kiss a frog. Less slime.
Would you rather eat playdough or soap? -------------------- I have Facebook
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May 24 2008, 01:57 PM
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 : insert cultural reference here : Group: Established Members Posts: 1,269 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Normal For Norfolk Member No.: 2,054 Gender: Female |
Playdough - less likely to froth at the mouth
Box with a kangaroo or put your head in a crocodile's mouth? -------------------- |
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May 25 2008, 09:41 PM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
Box with a Kangaroo, but cheat like the git I am.
Would you rather drive someone over or crash into a wall? -------------------- "Too often Fate,
By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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Jun 13 2008, 04:08 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 87 Joined: 22-November 06 From: W.Mids, UK Member No.: 2,935 Gender: Female |
Crash into a wall.
Would you rather have your pants on fire, or have ants in your pants? -------------------- Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. |
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Jun 26 2008, 11:26 AM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 79 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Somewhere between here and there Member No.: 10,478 Gender: Female |
Pants on fire
Would you rather Dance to 80's pop in a cheesy nightclub or be chatted up by a 80 year old man/woman in a pub -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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Jun 27 2008, 01:20 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
Chat with the old folks! They have the greatest stories!
Would you rather be white as a ghost and never be able to be burned by any source or have color and be extremely sensitive to heat sources? -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jun 27 2008, 02:27 AM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Dude if I could not get a tan and be in the sun as long as I wanted, that would be insane. GHOOOOST.
Would you rather be thrown in a pool of blazing hot water after being in a motorcycle crash or never be able to pass your final year of school (and dropping out is not an option)? --------------------  |
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Jul 1 2008, 11:25 PM
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 M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
Not being able to finish my final year of school. I could still make plenty of money other ways.
Would you rather unclog a toilet with your bare hands after the plumbing backed up or roll around in a dog's urine. -------------------- "I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand |
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Jul 3 2008, 03:29 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Raven-Mad @ Jun 26 2008, 12:26 PM)  Would you rather Dance to 80's pop in a cheesy nightclub or be chatted up by a 80 year old man/woman in a pub QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Jun 27 2008, 02:20 AM) Chat with the old folks! They have the greatest stories! I'd go for the 80's nightclub every time, me.Anyway, onto the point in question: Erm, I'd unclog the toilet with my bear hands. Although I've been told having bear hands is a bit cruel. Unless you meant my bare hands, in which case I've been there, done that, and I didn't die. Plus getting the smell of dog wee out of clothes is a bit of a git. Okay, so would you rather eat a tablespoon of salt or drink a litre of cooking oil? -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 15 2008, 12:57 PM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 87 Joined: 22-November 06 From: W.Mids, UK Member No.: 2,935 Gender: Female |
Litre of cooking oil.
A day of not being able to speak, or a day of not being able to see? -------------------- Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. |
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Jul 17 2008, 02:34 PM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 79 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Somewhere between here and there Member No.: 10,478 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (bug0112 @ Jul 15 2008, 01:57 PM) A day of not being able to speak, or a day of not being able to see? A day of not being able to speak Would you rather: Live in a tent, in a muddy field with Rihanna singing in your ear for ever with constant rain from the singing or Live in an estate with the worst crime rates in the world -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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Jul 19 2008, 09:21 PM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
THE ESTATE! THE ESTATE!
phew... Would you rather only be able to eat ketchup for the rest of your life or only ever eat additive riddled fruit bars for the rest of your life? -------------------- I have Facebook
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Jul 26 2008, 10:44 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Established Members Posts: 30 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Madrid, Spain Member No.: 832 Gender: Female |
The fruit bars. More flavours to pick, and technically I wouldn't lie to my mum by saying I eat a lot of fruit...
Would you rather lick a dirty ashtray or your hoover's filter? -------------------- Mee spiks english goodlier then yoo
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Sep 19 2008, 11:59 AM
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 Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
Hoover filter I think, dusty only... damn I hate the choice though.
Ok, next bids choice: being brained by a kipper OR tripping on a banana skin with witnesses -------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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Jun 2 2009, 12:32 AM
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 My cute little Aislinn! Group: Established Members Posts: 849 Joined: 17-May 04 From: Yulee, Florida. Member No.: 1,123 Gender: Female |
banana slip with witnesses.
Would you rather....be without your computer for a day, or be without every other electronic device excluding your computer for a day. -------------------- "I can kill catering with a thought!" - Darth Vader
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Jun 2 2009, 12:38 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Every other electronic device please. Computer = love.
Would you rather have sex daily or have sex once a month at a set time? -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 5 2009, 02:48 AM
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My cute little Aislinn! Group: Established Members Posts: 849 Joined: 17-May 04 From: Yulee, Florida. Member No.: 1,123 Gender: Female |
once a month.
Would you rather lose the thumb to your submissive hand or your pinky, ring finger and middle finger to your dominant hand? -------------------- "I can kill catering with a thought!" - Darth Vader
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Jun 5 2009, 07:00 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Thumb to my submissive hand. I need those other three fingers to write!
Would you rather spend the day with Ann Coulter or spend 5 minutes giving Rush Limbaugh a sponge bath? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jun 5 2009, 09:14 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
The day with Ann Coulter, hands down. That'd be a perfect chance to give her S**t all day.
 Would you rather have to watch Napolean Dynamite on repeat all day, or listen to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" on repeat all day? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 5 2009, 11:51 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Napoleon Dynamite. Easy choice. That film puts me right to sleep. I'd just nap all day!
Would you rather eat this frightening combination of peas and gelatin or these deep fried balls of lard? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jun 6 2009, 02:04 AM
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My cute little Aislinn! Group: Established Members Posts: 849 Joined: 17-May 04 From: Yulee, Florida. Member No.: 1,123 Gender: Female |
I'd say the peas.
Would you rather have a small bed in a big room, or a big bed in a small room? -------------------- "I can kill catering with a thought!" - Darth Vader
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Jun 6 2009, 04:43 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Big bed small room. Important things can go in other rooms, and since I move around in my sleep a lot, I'd probably fall out of a small bed.
Would you rather have an unlimited iTunes gift card (meaning it always magically has money on it) or be the kid of the owner of the world's largest music business shop thing and always get free CDs? -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 6 2009, 05:06 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
The Free CDs. There is just so much iTunes doesn't offer. (Dude, they don't even have Imogen Heap's version of Hallelujah. Geez.)
Would you rather Win $5,000,000 (or the equal in your local currency) but not be allowed to spend it in any way that directly benefits you, or win $100 and get to spend it however you want? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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