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 Feb 23 2004, 10:32 PM
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 I've been brainwashed  Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret  |
Right if you have any useless but INTERESTING!!!! information why don't you store it in this here archive!
For example did you know a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes? Any way you get the idea. -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Feb 23 2004, 10:33 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
A duck's quack does not echo.
-------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Feb 23 2004, 10:38 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Feb 23 2004, 10:32 PM) A duck's quack does not echo. yes it does. you just dont get many ducks in caves At the north pole/somewhere cold I cant actually remember.. you cannot catch a cold, 'cos its too cold for the cold germs. -------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Feb 23 2004, 10:44 PM
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 Probably sees visions Group: Established Members Posts: 642 Joined: 1-February 04 From: Devon Member No.: 909 Gender: Transgender |
It is impossible for a pig to look up at the sky
In one city in the states there is a law which states "Anyone found detonating a Nuclear Device within the city limits is liable for a fine not exceeding $5000" -------------------- The combined Nurse and Geisha of ISH!
 Your Corset is Your Armour - Lace it Tightly - Breathing is Unimportant |
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Feb 23 2004, 10:47 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Feb 23 2004, 10:49 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
Did you know there's no proper name for the back of the knees?
-------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Feb 23 2004, 10:52 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
there are 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip
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Feb 23 2004, 10:58 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM) In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday. I always thought it was a scotsman 
-------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Feb 23 2004, 11:36 PM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (crazymat @ Feb 23 2004, 10:57 PM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM) In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday. I always thought it was a scotsman I always knew it as Welshman...well one of us must be right. Other England laws include: Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day. It is a legal requirement for taxis to carry a bale of hay in their boot. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Feb 24 2004, 01:58 AM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
QUOTE Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day. The english were the only european nation to really use archers. Good for the english, it helped them win many a battle.A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.lucky pig A lion can mate 50 times a day. A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times. There are over 4200 religions. A great number of people who read this post will try to fold a piece of paper more than seven times. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Feb 24 2004, 02:07 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 50 Joined: 24-February 04 From: New Jersey Member No.: 960 |
Penguins have sex only once a year.
The pope was named an honorary globe trotter. In New Jersey, It's illegal to throw pickles into the streets. You lose half a calorie every time you smile. Most of the people that just read that will smile after reading it. Cops use to clean blood off the highway with coke(as in the soda, not the drug). -------------------- <img src=http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v74/OishiiOtaku/sig.jpg>
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Feb 24 2004, 02:32 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Actually, I believe a lion can mate more than that...but I only figured that out from watching standup comedy, so I wouldn't trust me. Also, I'd love that list of 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Feb 24 2004, 02:41 AM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 50 Joined: 24-February 04 From: New Jersey Member No.: 960 |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Feb 24 2004, 02:31 AM) Also, I'd love that list of 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip. I hope snoo is smart and doesnt post that link, otherwise on the news tomorrow there will be a story on a series of paperclip related murders all across the world. Now that i think about that, It sounds like a great idea. Please do post that list. -------------------- <img src=http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v74/OishiiOtaku/sig.jpg>
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Feb 24 2004, 03:42 AM
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 a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is Group: New Members Posts: 1,203 Joined: 26-February 03 From: saskatchewan! Member No.: 46 |
green ink was invented in canada
twinkies smell like burnt plastic if you microwave them dark chocolate is a more effective anti oxidant than red wine merely sniffing dark chocolate will also boost the levels of antibodies in your system dogs aren't completly colour blind- they can see blue and green hues very well -------------------- i don't need eternal truth, i've got shadow puppets!
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Feb 24 2004, 03:46 AM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Only 6% of animal testing is for scientific purposes. (I really don't like that one
 )Rats have the reasoning ability of a 2 and a half year old human child. I'm listing these off the top of my head and I can't think of anymore. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Feb 24 2004, 01:44 PM
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 put the aerial on your head Group: New Members Posts: 320 Joined: 3-March 03 From: Either Aberdare or Swansea (Wales) Member No.: 89 |
the lighter was invented before the match
it's impossible to lick your elbow 2004 is the 600th anniversary of the first parliament in Wales and that's my lot for today -------------------- ~I'm missing your bed, I never sleep, avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak, and this bottle of beast is taking me home. I'm cuddling close to blankets and sheets, you're not alone and you're not descreet. You make sure I know who's taking you home. I'm reading your note over again, there's not a word that I comprehend, except when you signed it "I will love you always and forever"~
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Feb 24 2004, 02:48 PM
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 <3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
'live' is 'evil' spelled backwards
'lived' is 'devil' spelled backwards --------------------  Dance, kitteh, dance!   |
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Feb 24 2004, 02:50 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The intestinal track of a shrimp is called the mud vain.
QUOTE it's impossible to lick your elbow Even for Gene Simmons? -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 24 2004, 03:05 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
The scoopy part of a spoon is called a bowl. (this tidbit of info earned Commie a cookie once.)
With your arms stretched out all the way your height can be measured from your middle fingertip to the other middle finger tip. Jogging breaks down breast tissue. I don't jog. My boobs still sag. --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Feb 24 2004, 03:15 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
Apperently, lolo's boobs sag.
-------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Feb 24 2004, 03:26 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My friend Matt broke his middle finger skateboarding (something he loves) two years to the day after he broke the bones in his wrist and forearm climbing trees (something he used to love).
This isn't completely useless considering the two-year anniversary of his breaking his middle finger is coming up soon...I'll keep you guys posted. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 24 2004, 04:31 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
You can call a 4 pronged garden instrument anything you like, its still a fork.
More truth in that one than I'd care to mention... -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Feb 24 2004, 04:46 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Your shoe size is the length of your for arm from your wrist to your elbow.
Chocolate is an excellent source of potassium as are bananas It is illegal for a young male to look at a naked manequin. It was illegal to for men to have gay sex in england during the victorian era onwards. It was not illegal for women. Queen Victoria said that lesbians did not exist. Therefore it was pointless to have a law against it Monosyllabic has 5 syllables -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Feb 24 2004, 05:04 PM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 50 Joined: 24-February 04 From: New Jersey Member No.: 960 |
QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Feb 24 2004, 04:45 PM) Your shoe size is the length of your for arm from your wrist to your elbow. That was in pretty woman! -------------------- <img src=http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v74/OishiiOtaku/sig.jpg>
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Feb 24 2004, 06:54 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM) In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday. I'm afraid my darling you have this one wrong What it actually is Is it's legal to shoot a Welsh man INSIDE the city walls after dark with a long bow in Chester.  It might apply else where in England but it's definatly inside the walls.  I new this was a good idea!
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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