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 Nov 23 2005, 12:44 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female  |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Nov 22 2005, 04:36 PM) Primarily for the entertainment of myself and Mick. Secondarily to make a point.  ...and the point would be?  Sorry, I'm just still rather confused. I don't see anyone shouting at you for describing anything in here, so why would you think they would?And T...what did she say?!?  Anyway. I have shaved my legs all of twice since getting home from England. I got home the 7th of September.  I'm kind of half-tempted to do what Froggy did with her armpit hair and see how long I can make my leg hair grow. Hair under my arms creeps me out, so I could never just leave that...I shave it every time I shower. Right now I think I'm up to at least 3 cm on my legs though...hmmm.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 23 2005, 01:13 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Strangely, she turned Canadian.
"Eh, wutteff?!" -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Nov 23 2005, 04:56 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Nov 23 2005, 01:36 AM) Primarily for the entertainment of myself and Mick. Secondarily to make a point. "Hey you guys! I've got a massive dick!" ¬_¬ -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 23 2005, 10:22 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Now that I've been regularly shaving my pubes, they seem to be growing back quicker and quicker.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 25 2005, 02:21 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Nov 23 2005, 11:56 AM) "Hey you guys! I've got a massive dick!" ¬_¬ What are you talking about? If you knew what happened (which PWM does), trust me when I say you'd be less-than-happy seeing it on screen, hence the whole giving Hell thing. I guess that was a hit-or-miss joke. Mickey, that's why I suggest an electric razor. It doesn't come as close, but you don't get adverse skin reactions (at least I don't). -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 25 2005, 02:39 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Hair under my arms creeps me out, so I could never just leave that Longest here, other than the initial growing-up "Oh man, ewww, look at this, I have tons of hair in armpits and haven't noticed", would be five days, and that's because I was denied access to a razor... -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Nov 25 2005, 03:45 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Hey Ri, I do use an electric, but it still happens.
And gothic, why was it denied? Anyway, my fact: today, I saw a bathroom, barely a room with a toilet, in my aunt's house and first reaction was "This'd be a great place to jack off!" -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 25 2005, 08:19 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE And gothic, why was it denied? We'll just say my mental state wasn't exactly stable. (Not that I would've done anything with it but shaved, but y'know.) I would do what candice is doing, but I think my hair grows faster than hers, and after a week or so I think it's icky. And unfortunately I suppose I'll have to start trying another method for pube-shaving because I always get ingrown hairs and rash and nastiness, even if it's just a little bit of shaving.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Nov 26 2005, 01:12 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Ew. I found out that I know not one, but two dudes who can go down on themselves. Ew.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 26 2005, 01:58 AM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
My period's gone all irregular the past few months. It's been going from four weeks between, to five, to three... it's wrecked several pairs of underwear, but it was mostly underwear I didn't like. Threre's also been several times where I bleed just for part of day two weeks after a period and then don't start up for quite a while. The cramps that accompany this are making me all snarly and I've given out several death threats lately. Bah on my stupid body clock.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Nov 26 2005, 03:02 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
My sympathy to you, astarael! Damn the irregular periods to a firey death!
Mine caught me without warning this morning. Trying to save the pair of boxers it ruined =( My favorite boxers too, grawr. -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Nov 26 2005, 03:08 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
When I drink very very excessively, I get weepy and reminiscent. I have my topic in Daily Life as proof of that.
Normally, I'm a happy drunk! However, I got so hammered that I pissed my pants and cried myself to sleep. Not a pretty sight. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 26 2005, 11:24 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Nov 26 2005, 04:08 AM) When I drink very very excessively, I get weepy and reminiscent. I have my topic in Daily Life as proof of that. Normally, I'm a happy drunk! However, I got so hammered that I pissed my pants and cried myself to sleep. Not a pretty sight. Actually, I am exactly the same. The only two times I've been drunk I've got all weepy and emotional. Perhaps I should stop drinking alone. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 26 2005, 03:58 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Well, I mean when I'm absolutely shitfaced. A little tipsy, and I'm great. Slightly toasted, and I'm still happy. But when I drink way way way too much, it gets pretty ugly.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 26 2005, 09:43 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I just realised I've probably been wearing the same jeans in the evenings for the past like... 4 weeks. And, surprisingly, they don't smell too bad at all, but they are getting all baggy and soft.
-------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Nov 27 2005, 02:05 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
All to often I hear the rythmic squeak of bedsprings while my brother and his girlfriend are behind locked doors.
Seriously in need of better speakers to drown out the sound. -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Nov 27 2005, 03:09 AM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I've been snorting out enough snot to drown a camel over the past few days, and lots of it is this truly disgusting orange color if I blow my nose too hard. My good mood from last week has utterly died.
Poor Kitty. Perhaps you should start playing loud and unsexy music every time you hear springs until they move somewhere quiet, like the floor. 
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Nov 27 2005, 03:30 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Astarael @ Nov 26 2005, 07:09 PM) Poor Kitty. Perhaps you should start playing loud and unsexy music every time you hear springs until they move somewhere quiet, like the floor. Might I suggest Skullcrusher Mountain, or some nice soothing tunes from Kompressor? Or knock on the door, pretend to peek underneath (WHILE CLOSING YOUR EYES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) and say "Whatcha dooooin?" 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 27 2005, 03:34 AM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
*laughs too hard*
That's amazing, candice. I have difficulties thinking of too much information. I am a very restrained person. Oh--here we go. I have to pee like an overworked porn star, which is to say explosively. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Nov 27 2005, 04:54 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I can't say I've ever heard that term before, elphaba!
I hadn't masturbated in three days before this morning. I took a shower and got so overcome that I actually had to sit down and relieve myself. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 27 2005, 07:04 AM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 146 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Inside your moniter Member No.: 2,131 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Nov 26 2005, 09:34 PM) I have to pee like an overworked porn star, which is to say explosively. Luckily my roommates are not home, or I would have woken them up laughing at that. Smashing, I say. Simply smashing. To stay on topic: The last time I pooped, I'm pretty sure my toilet starting crying. -------------------- What do you mean you don't know me? I'm in IRC all the time.
QUOTE(The Lorax @ Jan 12 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE(The Travis @ Dec 29 2005, 05:52 PM) HAY GUYS WUTS GOIN ON IN TEH INTRANET!!!???!?!??!??!?!?!???!??[right][snapback]327211[/snapback][/right] I. Love. You. |
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Nov 27 2005, 03:09 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Hee hee hee!
I farted and it sounded like a marching band. They were playing Sousa. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 28 2005, 09:20 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Nov 26 2005, 11:30 PM) Or knock on the door, pretend to peek underneath (WHILE CLOSING YOUR EYES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) and say "Whatcha dooooin?" I love you Cand! That'd be too funny.And sadly, I've tried the Kompressor music. All it did was suceed at drowning out most of the sound -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Nov 28 2005, 04:20 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I finally have learned how to poop in public restrooms when there are other people in there. I had to since someone walks in everytime I start at school and I'm here for 13 hours when I am here (school not in the bathroom trying to poop). On that same note, everytime I have to it seems the TP has a malfunction where it won't come off the roll. This morning while trying to get some free I managed to cause the cover to pop off and hit me in the head, but I did get the roll free from it's holder so I could rip it apart and get pieces of it!
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Nov 28 2005, 06:30 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
I am currently a solid block of mucus from the chest up. Really. The snot currently has my brain in its vicelike grip, which is ungood since I have a WHOLE bunch of homework to do this week.
I keep getting mental images of my head just exploding in this snotty mess...because that's what it feels like is about to happen. Like fountains of mucus are just going to erupt from my ears any second now... </whining> -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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