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 Mar 1 2006, 06:31 PM
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 I'm an inefficient bear. Maul.  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female  |
i think ill join this crowed... but does stop jerking off my feince count?
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Mar 1 2006, 06:34 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Novander @ Mar 1 2006, 10:19 AM) QUOTE (candice @ Mar 1 2006, 06:12 PM) I think I can make it. Bet I can last longer than you. Pfft...I accept your challenge! I will win lent (as in, I will win at not masturbating)! I am Master of my Domain! How many sentences can I end with an exclamation mark?! -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Mar 1 2006, 09:42 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Mar 1 2006, 01:34 PM) QUOTE (Novander @ Mar 1 2006, 10:19 AM) QUOTE (candice @ Mar 1 2006, 06:12 PM) I think I can make it. Bet I can last longer than you.Pfft...I accept your challenge! I will win lent (as in, I will win at not masturbating)! I am Master of my Domain! How many sentences can I end with an exclamation mark?! Oooh, a finishing interrobang. I like it! 
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Mar 1 2006, 11:24 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Feince = fiancee?
Anywho, I'm sick... and cough up stuff. Lots of stuff. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Mar 1 2006, 11:30 PM
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 This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Mar 1 2006, 11:24 PM) I'm sick... and cough up stuff. Lots of stuff. By reading other threads I think we can work out what you keep coughing up...  ...Your filthy yoghurt. I said nothing! -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Mar 1 2006, 11:30 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Mar 1 2006, 06:34 PM) I will win lent I hear the end of level boss is a bitch to defeat.(I was gonna say "the end of level boss is really hard" but no; too many jokes.) -------------------- |
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Mar 2 2006, 12:06 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I am so fuclking drunk it is almost funny. Went to a mate's 18th tohight and got completely sozzled. Quite how I'm managing to type cohenrently I don't know.
Erm, TMI... Oh I got my arse groped, that was amusing. Not that I have much of an ass to grope antyways. Meh. Talking to wanking, I haven't done anything in a good week, nor do I feel the desire too. Think I might look at some porn now though. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 2 2006, 12:21 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
And only 12:06am? Wow Little_dude, you've gone down in my books. I'd have been in the boozer from opening time till last orders and then would have found another later pub or at least got my hands onto an unlabled bottle of vodka by now for it to even reach a point where excessive drinking isn't funny. *shakes head*
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Mar 2 2006, 01:44 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
WHen I was seventeen, I didn't jerk off for ten days. I went insane and said screw it after a steamy conversation with my girlfriend at the time. When I ejaculated, it landed on my brother's pillow. I wiped it off and didn't tell him. His friend lay down on the pillow and remarked that it was still damp. They put two and two together and I was beaten unmercifully.
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Mar 2 2006, 02:06 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I am currently having E-Sex.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Mar 2 2006, 02:19 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
E-sex = cyber sex?
Anyway, um... I just took a poo. It was large. I had to use a plunger. Does that count? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Mar 2 2006, 07:42 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Mar 2 2006, 01:21 AM) And only 12:06am? Wow Little_dude, you've gone down in my books. I'd have been in the boozer from opening time till last orders and then would have found another later pub or at least got my hands onto an unlabled bottle of vodka by now for it to even reach a point where excessive drinking isn't funny. *shakes head* Nah, I'm still troo, brutha. We got chucked out and walked back home in the snow, drinking vodka and singing "Three lions on the shirt" at high volume. It was fun. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 2 2006, 09:31 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Addaboy.
I doubt this is too much information but it really annoyed me. I went to college today, first time this week, to find my class had been converted into a whole year lecture on alcoholism. I was so there until I got spotted out from the crowd and removed. Oh and I too had a poo this morning. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Mar 2 2006, 06:21 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Mar 1 2006, 03:24 PM) Feince = fiancee? I don't think she's marrying a woman, so my guess would be fiance rather than fiancee (pretend there are accents in the appropriate places there...I can't be bothered to figure out how to type the e's with accents).I have a bad habit of waiting to go pee until I am literally doing a potty dance. That cannot be good for my kidneys, or something. I have not failed either of my lent challenges yet. I think I could last a year without doing the one I mentioned in this thread without any explosions taking place. Not that I'm going to, mind you. I just think I could. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Mar 2 2006, 07:08 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
I could last 20 years
But that's just because I hate myself. -------------------- |
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Mar 2 2006, 07:28 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
See... that's why I was asking.
But why would you want to go twenty years? It's too much fun! Anyway, my schedule today was wake up, masturbate, shave my face, shave my groin, take a shower, eat luch while watching Scrubs, and masturbate. It's been a good day. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Mar 3 2006, 09:14 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I just did an (approximately) 14 second long fart.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 3 2006, 10:16 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Mar 2 2006, 01:21 PM) I have a bad habit of waiting to go pee until I am literally doing a potty dance. That cannot be good for my kidneys, or something. I do that too, especially when I'm in the middle of a good post. It feels excellent to finally sit down and let it out, though, as well as being oddly relaxing. -------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Mar 3 2006, 10:22 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Having a good poo > Having a nice slash.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 3 2006, 10:24 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Astarael @ Mar 3 2006, 10:16 PM) QUOTE (candice @ Mar 2 2006, 01:21 PM) I have a bad habit of waiting to go pee until I am literally doing a potty dance. That cannot be good for my kidneys, or something. I do that too, especially when I'm in the middle of a good post. It feels excellent to finally sit down and let it out, though, as well as being oddly relaxing. Also me. Except that is more for the reason that I hate using other peoples' toilets and just think that going to the loo is a waste of time. I'd rather be playing. -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Mar 3 2006, 11:55 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I am currently hanging upside down through a hole in my ceiling and posting here...
cant be good that im feeling a rusty nail against my leg and a wetness flowing down.... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Mar 4 2006, 06:37 AM
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I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
i just set my hair on fire.... and not the hair on my head o.o
-------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Mar 4 2006, 09:58 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Mar 3 2006, 10:37 PM) i just set my hair on fire.... and not the hair on my head o.o Dare I ask how?  I am currently having absolutely NO problems with succeeding in the lent challenge. Seriously, not even considering breaking it. It's so far from an issue. Why? Urgh. Feel like marmite. Think the air mattress incident mentioned earlier in this thread. Now add vomitting to that. That is about my current state right now. So many fluids...meeuurgh. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Mar 4 2006, 03:51 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
My pee smells like Sugar Puffs.
-------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Mar 4 2006, 05:27 PM
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I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
well... i was sitting on the pot smoking a square and well... i needed to put it out. so i droped it between my legs... now i have an ash tray in there
-------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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