Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!, ...ow ow ow Options

[DoRmAnt]

so me and da boys were hanging out with a bunch of our friends last night-- being stupid 'adults' (being that we are all over 20)...jumping on the huge trampoline, phil's friend has (phil being my oldest brother).

all showing off of course doing back flips and stuff...well one guy tried to do a double back flip.....and here's the OUCH!:

you know the metal ring around the edge holding the jumpy stuff on the trampoline? well in the middle of the double back flip his foot planted down on the outside ring and he smacked his jaw on his knee, knocking out his bottom teeth!


OUCH!!!!!! bleeding profusely he spits out his teeth and then as we drive him to the emergency room, he puts the teeth back into place! and all the emergency room people did was say 'looks like you did a pretty good job putting them back in'. gives him some major pain killers and cement his teeth (that HE put in).


ow ow ow ow ow. so, tell me...got any horrible yet stupid ouch accident stories?

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

ouch!

talking about teeth, when I was about 7, I don't really remember how old i was exactly but it was about 10 years ago or more on my brothers birthday, I was on holiday in Lanzarote and I was walking along a wall that couln't have been more than about 3" high and I slipped off and broke my front tooth in half!

About 3 years ago I got a lumpy thing blocking my right nostril which was apparently an absess caused because I'd killed the nerve and it was being weird so I had lots of antibiotics and a hole drilled in the back of my tooth and the nerves pulled out or something...was good fun, no anethetic or anything either!

[acid_rain_child]

When I was 4 I was standing and trying to balance ont he end of a couch, watching tv and humming. All of the sudden I lost my balance, and fell on a a glass and a ceremic bowl. I didn't feel anything first, except this cold, watery feeling in my left arm. I look down, and to my utter HORROR, a huge gash from the fleshy fat part of my palm to about an inch down my wrist is just gushing all sorts of blood. And I start screaming. In my frenzy, I lift the arm, and ALAS, on my forearm (sp) is another 4 inch gash, also getting blood just everywhere. My grandmother came in, wrapped my arm in a dry towel (I'll never forgive her for that, it was dry and scratchy) and drove me to the hospital. I had to wait in the waiting room for like, half an hour, but I think there was a little less blood squirting out of me. Finally I go in, and the doctor tells me I need stitches, I'm 4 so I have no idea what he's talking about, and all of the sudden he starts sewing up my wrist. I screamed and screeching and struggling so bad they threatened to strap me down to the table if I didn't stop. The cut was deep enough that if it were a a little bit to the left it probably would've killed me. The most painful thing was the stitches, and getting them removed, which was done by my mother's friend and an ice cube. Good times.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

I had a trampoline type accident once, jumping about with the little-un's (counsins), it was a who can jump higher competition, well what with my balance being terrible (really, it is) i some how landed on my back....well my upper back, i quite literally folded in half at that bit just below where my ribs end, pulls all sorts of muscels, it hurt lots but no need for a hospital visit....i also managed to knock half of one of my front teeth out with the recoil of a rifle, got a cap on it, a day or two later....shame really

also my friend put his hand through some glass in a door at my house creating a huge gash, slicing two muscels a tendon and a nerve, he has a scar the whole length of his forearm, which thanks to the surgeons looks like the mark or zorro....he didn't find that as entertaining as i did.....

[EvilSpork]

See, if I had any ouch stories with my unicycle, I'm sure they'd be good... But I don't have any good ouch stories and I've never really damaged myself on a unicycle... So..

Acctually I hurt myself more on a bike than my uni.

Flipped over the front handle bars because something screwed up on the chain, was going kind of fast down the nice black top... Ya know... Smashed my head open as well as my hand... And you know what I did? I hopped on my bike and rode home... Stupid, yes? Well I had no other way to get home. I was bleeding profusely. Another bike story...

I ripped my finger nail off as I flipped off.. Hmm...

I'm safer on a unicycle so I'll stick to that, thank you.

[kidvicious2punk]

one time me and my brother were walking on these little wood thins..it was like a 4 inch high fencish thing

he fell and started crying and i figured it was no big deal

but his entire knee was completely split ..it wasnt all that deep...but he was screaming


we waited 6 hours in the emergency room

yah...he screamed when he got stiches

ive never gotten stiches or broken nething

although..

the first time i went snow boarding...i was on the bunny slope and i kept falling.. so my wrist was hurting but it wasnt so bad

i didnt notice that it was swelling

i went riding with my friends

i fell and started crying my ass off

my wrist was throbbing and hung there limply as i carried my snow board alllllll the way down the hill...


i had to get this cardboard box sling on my arm which looked so ghetto...

and they put some snow on it so my sweater was all wet and cold

i was sitting there for like...5-6 hours while my friends all had the time of their lives

then this really hot guy i was staring at(hey i was fecking bored) looked at me and waved!!

lol..i kno it was because i was staring so i went to wave back but i couldnt because my arm that i wave with was in this box

i told ppl that i like broke my arm in 3 places on this huge slope

it was so funny cuz my friend aubrey was like "NO YOU DIDNT"

it was just a sprain tho but it hurt like hell to move it

yah...

[Snugglebum the D...]

Um... I don't have many ouch stories...

But my brother does. The last in a long list (including being smacked off his bike by a motorcicle and having 12 stiches in his head and sanding his thumb down to the bone on an electric sander).

He put his arm through a window. Managed to sever an artery and all sorts. The end result was that he has only one artery in his arm (apparently he should have two), he severed the tendons on the upper and lower part of his forearm and he will never have the full use of his arm again. Basically, his fingers are curled to the extreme and he has the most amazing scar you will ever see.

Actually, I may see if I can get a picture of it on here....

[Silver Star Ange...]

Oh dear.... Is he ok? I hope he gets better.

[gothictheysay]

Luckily I don't either (have many ouch stories). My little sister did rip open about an inch of her skin on her ankle on a drawer handle because she was jumping up and down. That thing was pretty dull, too...with stupid teeth stories, my front tooth is still chipped from when I was around eight or nine-ish and swimming in the pool. I had my eyes shut and didn't have my arms in front of me, so I literally smacked my face right into the wall of the pool. Oh, and my bottom two teeth are super-sensitive because I was trying to get out of the pool and my older sister pulled my leg down, banging my chin on the metal bar. I'm surprised I'm not more apprehensive of that pool...maybe I should be...

[Artemisia]

I've had bad luck with injuring my mouth. When I was 13 I was running in the bleachers at the skating rink and fell, and my my mouth slammed into the edge of one of the steps. I didn't knock my front teeth out but they were sure loose for a couple of days. Bit right through my bottom lip, now I have a small round scar- if you look really close it looks like I'm always on the verge of having a cold sore.

Broke 3/4 of my front tooth out while on my first ski trip...the cool story would be, I hit a tree, but in reality I just crossed my skis, tripped, broke the tooth on my knee and split my lip again. Lots of blood. I was out skiing again an hour later though. Then, it got an absyss 3 years later, = root canal.

My brother: when he was 5 he was skating with my mother at the rink, and somehow he fell and pulled her down with him, and I think she hit him as she fell. He broke his collarbone. After, the joke was that my mom, who was a large woman at the time, sat on him.

Oh! A funny "ouch" story...but not for him I guess....Tigersong and I were making out once, and being the totally un-graceful person I am, I accidentally kneed him really, really hard in the groin. Poor guy was in pain. Needless to say it kind of killed the mood. For several hours.

[Elmdor]

One night as I was hanging a clock in my bathroom I slipped on the toilet bowl I stood on and cracked my head on the sink basin. It was at that moment I had a revelation.. a vision of the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible!





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*ahem*

actually once as a kid I was on a trampoline and as I was walking towards the edge I accidentally stepped in between the bouncy part and the metal frame. Such a nasty little fall.. i swung forward and broke my leg on the frame. Such a nice summer.

And of course, just last year at work I was painting this metal frame shelf thingie with a paint sprayer and I stepped onto this big metal grate. Well.. i should rather say into it, because part of it was bent open a bit.. just large enough for my foot to fit though and I fell down into it just past my knee. Then of course it wasn't quite big enough for my knee to fit back through it, so my boss had to get a cutting torch to free me from it while my right leg is marinating in semi-toxic sludge. What's worse is the General Manager (big cheese) was on his weekly inspection just as it happened.

Fun stuff

[Snugglebum the D...]

Oh dear.... Is he ok? I hope he gets better.

He's fine. it was a couple of years ago now. He has a bitching scar and limited use of his hand (it looks like a dried monkey paw), technically he's now disabled. But I think he learned a valuable lesson.

Thank you for asking.