 Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know |
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 Sep 24 2004, 01:52 PM
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 Shut up, noob!  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male  |
I once saw videographic evidence of Mata mugging an old woman while dressed in a giant badger suit.
Also, his nose is prosthetic and in fact made out of cheese. He lost his real nose in a knitting accident. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 24 2004, 01:57 PM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
mata doesn't actually exist it is just a robot that pretends to be him
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Sep 24 2004, 02:03 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 24 2004, 08:57 AM) mata doesn't actually exist it is just a robot that pretends to be him  That explains so much. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:07 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
QUOTE That means he's my father too... I think he spawned evey single Matazonian... 
-------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Sep 24 2004, 02:20 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Mata says he's working on his thesis, but in reality he spends his time in a dark basement working on his evil experimentation. This experiment is so diabolical that I'm almost too scared to post about it but I will for the sake of athletic kiddies everywhere. What he's doing is to make little robotic tops of athletic trophies that when a child who wins one of these trophies goes to sleep, it comes alive and attacks the child. Imagine the damage one of those little hockey sticks on a hockey trophy could do. Oh the horror.
What do you have against athletic kids Mata? 
--------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:21 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 132 Joined: 9-March 03 From: xx-shn-st.shlr-prk.lgn.bne.qld.au Member No.: 115 |
Herd that someone said to soandso that mata was seen reading a letter that contained a sugestion that maybe he might acctaly be an alien.
-------------------- **¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
????I used to be sane,¿¿¿¿¿ ????but im better now.¿¿¿¿¿ ????????????????????????** What dose the cult symbol in LLG's first date meen?? Why the answer is right before us my freind.. It meens ' mata is an evil poohead :P |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:45 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
QUOTE I think he spawned evey single Matazonian... Dear Mata/Daddy, 1) You have missed 20 of my birthdays (you're lucky you caught the last one, else I'd have considered a law suit of some sort). You've also missed 20 Christmases. I look forward to your kind remittance in due course. 2) What have you been doing to my mother?!?!?!?! -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 03:06 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
Mata is really Jonothan Umbago Milongo, son of the demised Nigerian ex-minister for petroleum exports. And he needs your help.
-------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Sep 24 2004, 04:37 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Yes, Pab. All he needs is a deposit of $800 US to transfer all of his millions from Nigeria to the States where he will give you a significant cut of said millions.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 24 2004, 05:17 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
My next door neighbour told me that her son's teacher's pet's vet's ex-wife's toy boy saw Mata having afternoon tea with George Bush.
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 24 2004, 05:34 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Sep 24 2004, 07:17 PM) My next door neighbour told me that her son's teacher's pet's vet's ex-wife's toy boy saw Mata having afternoon tea with George Bush. Ò·Ó YOU BETTER HAVE SOME ANSWERS TRAITOOOOORRRRRRRRR -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Sep 24 2004, 05:43 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
 Mata told this baby the truth about Santa Claus.  Mata was singlehandedly responsible for the construction, emplacement and operation of the Death Star. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Sep 24 2004, 05:57 PM
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 Many fools can now anticipate pity! Group: Moderators Posts: 2,296 Joined: 26-February 03 From: East Coast US Member No.: 40 Gender: Female |
*Walks in wearing a muumuu and bedroom shoes*
These are Mata's illegitimate children  We are waiting for our child support check Mata!! Look how your babies are sleeping! We can't even afford beds! They have to sleep in the old boots you left behind when you took everything and left! I have to kill large rats so they can have clothes! You could at least buy the babies some formula! You could at least drop off some diapers!! You NEED to keep selling them t-shirts so the children can eat! You.. sorry no good… YOU DON’T LOVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!! -------------------- Proud Cronie since Feb 26, 2003
"When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused of behaving like men." —Simone de Beauvoir And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots. -Barbara Ehrenreich live journal |
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Sep 24 2004, 05:57 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
I heard that Mata told Susie that she was real pretty when he took her to the burger bar on Thursday, but the next morning he told everyone that her teeth were wonky. Then, when Susie went to cry in the toilet, him and Jamie stood around laughing and telling jokes about how fat she was.
He also flicked mud at Mrs Telford on the school trip and blamed Jason for it. And Jason doesn't even have hands. |
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Sep 24 2004, 06:27 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (nordelen @ Sep 24 2004, 12:50 PM) i heard that Mata is often seen wearing a pink suit that has green pin-stripes. nonsense, mata has much better colour co-ordination than that! Mata has many failed genetic experiments floating in jars of goop in his house (I've been there and saw them, claimed it was dinner  ), though he has had some successes, though Mr Fuzzy has yet to turn into an evil super creature he hasn't turnen into a big puddle of slime either
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Sep 24 2004, 06:34 PM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Mata's name is Ellen at weekends.
Yes, that's right. He is the lesbian comedian, Ellen. And he writes all his own material too - don't listen to the New York Times! |
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Sep 24 2004, 06:54 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Mata's the one responsible for the absolute gorgeous days that you observe from work the day after your rainy holiday. I think I heard that he does it with some sort of rays.
--------------------      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Sep 24 2004, 07:22 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Mata doesn't make up his animations, they are beamed to him via a secret spy satalite.... and if you play the latest little goth girl backwards you can clearly hear the words to "hit me baby one more time" and the theme tune to "Fraggle Rock" (no wonder everyone is singing it)
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Sep 24 2004, 07:40 PM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Mata used to moonlight as Scary Spice.
You ever seen them in a room together? Nooooo.... -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 07:54 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM) That means he's my father too... Mata's my mother! And he has buttons on his stomach so you can use him as a cellular phone. -------------------- |
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Sep 24 2004, 11:07 PM
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omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Mata drank the last of the orange juice and put the caton back in the fridge.
-And I heard from my sister's friend's father's minister's gardener's web designer's assistant's mate who lives in Madagascar that Mata was overhead saying that he didn't ever want to know who his athletic offspring are! *gasp* -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 25 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
J.Lo didn't make the song "Jenny from the Block." popular, Mata did! he really sang the song...J.Lo just appeared in videos....she was his cover up! He wasn't ready for the world to know about his sexy feminine singing voice.
-------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Sep 25 2004, 12:48 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Mata's hired sirens to sing subaudibly on the Matazone forums. It's why we all keep getting lured back again and again. Those who don't post much get given to the sirens to eat - really.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Sep 25 2004, 01:14 AM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Mata once strangled a baby with his bare hands as a dare. He then killed three more young children just because he liked it. People, this is a sick, sick man we're dealing with.
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Sep 25 2004, 01:48 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Humpf. Anyone got any nice rumours about me?
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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