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[TigerLily013]

I now present to you, a conversation between me and my friend Raven
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Raven says:
Um, I forgot to mention that.. I'm away. o.O

JoJos away message... is that her orgasm face?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
XD

Raven says:
Its like...

*Starts bleeding* o.O I broke my hymen *Keeps going*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
* DaFrog stabs at the water like a maniac.
* Lyosha laughs hysterically
<TigerLily013> He'll fit in juuuuuuust fine XD
<TigerLily013> Y'know when you like someone when they stab at water lol
* DaFrog finally hits a fish, stick it out of the water, wracks it head against a rock, then eats it raw.
* DaFrog turns to look at the group, staring at him.
<DaFrog> What?
* TigerLily013 laughs

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
<TigerLily013> Nice method
<Lyosha> he got lucky
<Lyosha> lol
<TigerLily013> lol Ya, stabbing water maniacally will tend to do that.
<Lyosha> stupid fish musta thought there was a scramble for its food
<Lyosha> lol

Raven says:
Eh?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Very amusing

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
<DaFrog> Well, I WOULD have shot it into sushi bits...
<Lyosha>
<DaFrog> But apparenty, nature boy ther ehas issues.
<Lyosha> please don't
<Lyosha> what fun is that?
<Lyosha> boy!?
<DaFrog> ...
* Lyosha grumbles
* DaFrog hands over gun
* Doragon glares at DaFrog

Raven says:
O_o

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
<DaFrog> There.
<DaFrog> Try shooting something.
<DaFrog> Except me. >.>
* Lyosha turns it into a silver fishing pole
<DaFrog> And see how it feels.

Raven says:
Metal Bushi: Get a job! Get a job!
Raven Omni: You're one to talk...
Metal Bushi: lol

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who
you are ~¤~ says:
* Lyosha shifts to gryphon form
<DaFrog> ...
* Lyosha flys back up the tree
<DaFrog> Can I shoot it?
* Lyosha shifts back to Tokuhari
<DaFrog> It looks edible... >.>
<Lyosha> well you can't without your gun
* Doragon sets mode: +b Gun!*@*
<TigerLily013> Warning: Things may appear edible than they really are.

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
<DaFrog> Did I fail to mention?
<Lyosha> and I'm not edible
<TigerLily013> LOL
<DaFrog> I've got God-like powers!
<Lyosha> should I show you godlike powers?
<TigerLily013> o_O well don't eat people lol

Raven says:
...

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
* DaFrog is now known as God
* God stomps on ground with large, large feet
* Lyosha shinks God
* TigerLily013 pokes god with a stick o_o;;;
<Lyosha> you have no power here god
<God> Gasp!
<Doragon> You wanna know what I do to god?
* God has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
<Lyosha> *shrinks
<Lyosha> XD
<Doragon> Yeah, that's what god gets here!
Raven says:
...

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
LOL

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
* God has joined #GryphonForest
<TigerLily013> Change your name
* God is now known as AverageJoe
<AverageJoe>
<Lyosha> quickly
<Lyosha> lol
* AverageJoe is now known as Dracko
Raven says:
ENOUGH

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
...what?

Raven says:
Don't... care... for... reading... it... @_@

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol.

Raven says:
Nine0fSpades: ..

XD
Raven says:
Nine0fSpades: DFKGLDFERTGSGH!!!
Nine0fSpades: SLDFKG
Nine0fSpades: GS
Nine0fSpades: SDGr
Nine0fSpades: RTTTTTT
Nine0fSpades: DFHGDf
Nine0fSpades: AAAAAa'e'
Nine0fSpades: rrETTTTtt
Nine0fSpades: e
Nine0fSpades: W
Nine0fSpades: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesfsdfsdfHRHhr

XD SHES LOST MORE

Raven says:
Psych0Catgirl: o.o

XD XD XD XD XD

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
that's her mating call

Raven says:
LMAO

Raven says:
GET HER AWAY

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*plays national geographic music in background* watch closely at the mating rituals of the JoJoius, Nymphoius

Raven says:
LMAO

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*gets binoculars* o_O, well that's our show for today folks....

*runs*

Raven says:
Wait... why are you running?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
I do not want to be engulfed and squeezed by those tentacles *is not a japanese schoolgirl*

Raven says:
Huh?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Nevermind *is being funny in my mind*

Raven says:
¬_¬ You can go to hell...

*Gets jumped on by nymphos*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*puts on cheesy porn music and closes the hotel room door*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*shifty eyes*

Raven says:
... *Tentcle grabs you and rapes you*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*gets unraped*

Raven says:
...

Raven says:
*A giant wang f*cks you*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*the giant wang suddenly goes limp and deflates*

Raven says:
*The deflated wang pools you into the ground*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*the deflated wang turns into a butterfly and flies away over the rainbow to the nearest meadow*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*sappy music plays in the background*

Raven says:
*It drips splooge on your forhead*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Wow, thats one f*cked up butterfly

Raven says:
OMG YOUR PREGNANT!!

www.babynames.ocm

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
OMG NO I AM NOT!!

www.tubgirl.com

Raven says:
goatse.cx

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
XD

Raven says:
Condom Man

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Viciously Jerking Off Man

Raven says:
Jerk Off McSperm

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

Raven says:
I'm older than Jesus!

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Did you fluff your jesus recently?

Raven sends:

You have failed to receive file "Jesus Clock.bmp" from Raven.

Raven says:
e-mail...

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
won't that send the virus?

Raven says:
What virus?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
thought your pc was screwed up or somethign

Raven says:
Its already been fixed

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Oooh, in that case try again

Raven sends:

You have failed to receive file "Jesus Clock.bmp" from Raven.

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
the hell?
Raven says:
?

Raven says:
Same e-mail as MSN right

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
yep

Raven says:
Sent

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
kay

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Mail from Mr.Marshall! Huzzah!

Raven says:
OMF

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
XD where did you get that

Raven says:
I made it

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Nice

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
you got a jesus clock?

Raven says:
Forward it if you want

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
its cool,

Raven says:
Its teh truth!

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

Raven says:
I mean... you have one after all O_o

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
True

Raven says:
PICS. NEVER

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Like you were ever going to see them anyway =P

Raven says:
THANK GOD'D

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*stamps the words "Vagina Monologues" on your forehead*

Raven says:
*Stamps the words "Give me $20 so I can buy a life on eBay" on your forehead*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*absorbs it and digests the letters*

Raven says:
*Lose 200 life points, do not pass Heaven*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Go directly to jail and do a berrel roll on your way XD

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*barrel

Raven says:
*Does one and breaks out*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
LOL

Raven says:
*Kills your dreams*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*turns your dreams into a paper airplane and throws it at you*

Raven says:
*Grabs them and becomes horny* >_< *Flinch*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

Raven says:
*Splooges on your keyboard*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*wipes my keyboard on your face*

Raven says:
OW!!!

Raven says:
FRICTION BURN!! *Grabs it and smacks you in the face with it*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*sticks the keyboard in your ass*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*shoves it in as far as it can go then somehow you seem to type "CTRL+ALT+DEL" and your stammering on about restarting windows 98

Raven says:
*Fake Raven blows up*

Raven says:
Fake Raven: ERROR_ERROR_BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH!

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
LMAO

Raven says:
*Throws a "Used" condom down your pants*

www.yourpregnant^^.com

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*gives it to curious george and flies away*

Raven says:
*Curious George swallows*

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
*curious george melts into a pile of slivler looking goo*

Raven says:
He's sperm... run.... OH MI GOD

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Silver sperm?!

Raven says:
Yes

Raven says:
Mines silveer

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?!??LOLOLOL
DIEKPLZTHXLOLOL!!!!!1!!@@@

Raven says:
^^

Raven says:
Its actually uranium

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
wow, think of the children o_O

Raven says:
My blood hurts

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
WTF

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
lol

Raven says:
My balls hurt...

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Good to know! Have a nice day!

Raven says:
*Kicks you in the crotch*

¬_¬ My foots stuck...

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
O_O *absorbs your shoe*

Raven says:
O_o... stop masturbating with my foot!

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
LMFAO

Raven says:
Did you know I haven't cut my toe nails in two years... HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW BIYOTCH!!

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Tastes....like chicken

Raven says:
O_o... wtf?

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
I am SO putting this chat up on matazone

Raven says:
OH MI GOD.... f*ck you

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
Funniest/oddest chat EVER

Raven says:GO F*CK YOURSELF... without my shoe

Raven says:
Wait... I wasn't wearing shoes... O_o... OH GOD!!! I GOT VAGINA JUICES ON MY FOOT!!!!.... Kinky o_o

~¤~ Without the mask...where will you hide I know the truth now...I know who you are ~¤~ says:
ROFL!!!!!

[VVes]

I never been cybered by a posting before.

[Sinewmire]

Wow. LONG post.

[TigerLily013]

I never been cybered by a posting before.

Oh please, me and raven joke like that all the time =P