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Evil Satan Turkeys, kill 'em all, I say!

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 09:47 PM Post #1
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	When I was little, we had this turkey. His name was Big Tom. He was big. He scared the hell out of me, cause I was little. One day he jumped on me and clawed me. I hate turkeys now. cry -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

cheese is funny View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 09:50 PM Post #2
I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116	turkeys taste good... thats reason enough to kill them... <hugs hyperion> its ok, i will make it all better... with some well placed smitemaster blows.... --------------------

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 09:51 PM Post #3
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	Sometimes when I am in the shower, I get scared and have to peek around outside because I am afraid a turkey is in the bathroom waiting to kill me. That or Chuckie. shudder I think maybe I watched Psycho when I was little, too. I watched Puppet Masters, well, parts of it, and that traumatized me. I've been afraid of dolls since I was like 6. -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

cheese is funny View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 09:52 PM Post #4
I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116	QUOTE (Hyperion @ Apr 18 2003, 10:51 PM) That or Chuckie. shudder chuckie sucks... that movie scared the crap out of me as a kid --------------------

craziness View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 09:53 PM Post #5
crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female	turkeys are hella cool!!!!!!!!!! they taste good and we have wild turkeys all over where i live. -------------------- Love is real.

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 18 2003, 10:12 PM Post #6
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	poor crazi. I have to pee! Urinate! Damn! -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

Free Psycho View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 01:57 AM Post #7
Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199	<Is freaked out that someone else has a turkey named Tom> I watched It when I was little and now I hate clowns. And sewers. I have this thing were I can't walk on them. At all. -------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses) Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata]

Tarantio View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:01 AM Post #8
NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male	DACE IS NOT AFRAID. hmm.. i h8 spiders tho... the eight legged kind, not the forum posting kind... oh and dace. he really scares me sometimes. -------------------- When, will I, will I be famous? I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd.

Jaq View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:02 AM Post #9
Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female	the only part of Psycho I ever watched was the shower scene where the water turns to blood. that was enough for me to be afraid to close my eyes in the shower for years. Actually, now that I think of it i still don't close my eyes in the shower. can never be too sure when the water will be switched with blood... yeah. I have an over active imagination. -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.

Tarantio View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:04 AM Post #10
NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male	oh yeh and a scene from a movie i went to c in the cinema recently. the flic was "the rules of attraction" (luv it to bits, despite...) the scene was a very graphic suicide one... not pretty. made me shudder something awful. -------------------- When, will I, will I be famous? I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd.

Jaq View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:07 AM Post #11
Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female	i saw a movie yesterday called Day of the Locusts, at the end a little kid is tripped and a man stomps on him repeatedly. You see the kid crying and blood coming out of his mouth and him getting all beaten up and the guy keeps stomping the kid until the kid dies. It was really freaky. shudders -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:09 AM Post #12
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	OMG! The Ring scared the hell out of me. Wow. shudder -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

Debaser View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:10 AM Post #13
Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154	the ring? you seen the original japanese one? possibly the worst movie i have ever seen... -------------------- 6:30pm How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog

Tarantio View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:11 AM Post #14
NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male	my friend maggie is devoted to that film, but she got in on the original japanese version. kept going on about it for aaaaaaaaaaaages... must b something special, but ive still not seen it... -------------------- When, will I, will I be famous? I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd.

Jaq View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:11 AM Post #15
Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female	I knew a couple tough guys that went to it and I guess at least one of them was afraid of videotape after that. -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.

Debaser View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:13 AM Post #16
Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154	QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 19 2003, 03:11 AM) I knew a couple tough guys that went to it and I guess at least one of them was afraid of videotape after that. same here... i bought it on videotape and i didn't get what the fuss was all about... -------------------- 6:30pm How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog

craziness View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:14 AM Post #17
crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female	the ring??!!?!!? LOL THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP CRAP CRAP! i laughed the entire time at its shitiness. -------------------- Love is real.

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:17 AM Post #18
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	The chick in the closet scared me. So did the girl, like when she moved out of the tv. . . ;_;!! ;_; -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

Tarantio View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:19 AM Post #19
NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male	-feels left out coz he hasnt seen it- -------------------- When, will I, will I be famous? I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd.

Free Psycho View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:20 AM Post #20
Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199	QUOTE (Tarantio @ Apr 18 2003, 10:19 PM) -feels left out coz he hasnt seen it- <sits on lonely left-out couch with tarantio cause she hasn't seen it either> -------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses) Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata]

Tarantio View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:20 AM Post #21
NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male	oh on the subject, did ne1 see ghostship? oh my god i laughed thru the whole thing. evry second i was giggling like a schoolgirl. in fact im thinking of it now, and the giggles return... heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee heeheehee ... -------------------- When, will I, will I be famous? I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd.

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 02:55 AM Post #22
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	laughs too My, it's infecting me! (quote)Does this look infected to you?(/quote) -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

Sun Tsu View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 05:58 PM Post #23
Flip Mode Is The Greatest Group: New Members Posts: 2,999 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Dublin, Ireland Member No.: 29	Did any1 see ''The Texas Chainsaw Massacre''. Oh, God. Get it away from me! Sun Tsu

Hyperion View Member Profile	Apr 19 2003, 08:47 PM Post #24
samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female	I did. shudder -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg

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