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> Why Did My Spam E-mail Get Boring, WHY!!
prezgfish
post Dec 6 2003, 11:46 PM
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seriously i used to get spambertisements from commedy clubs, cinemas and anime site's

then i used to get nothing but porn

now people want to give me credit card and finance agreements

oh god even my spam e-mail is boring

i hate e-bankers
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post Dec 7 2003, 12:21 AM
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my spam email is odd stuff. Like offers to join book clubs for african americans and offers for porcelain collector dolls...... oh and one time a culinary school sent me an advert.


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post Dec 7 2003, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE (Zesty @ Dec 7 2003, 12:30 AM)
my spam email is odd stuff. Like offers to join book clubs for african americans and offers for porcelain collector dolls...... oh and one time a culinary school sent me an advert.

yeah thats it the weird and wonderfull junk

if i have to recieve spambertisement i demand it be varried an interesting
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post Dec 7 2003, 12:31 AM
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i fought an unsucessful war with spam mail on several email accounts. i eventually had to give the things up and start new ones.


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post Dec 7 2003, 12:35 AM
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you can never win the war against spam

battles yes

but a war ...
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post Dec 7 2003, 12:38 AM
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*wins the war*


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post Dec 7 2003, 12:45 AM
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there is still spam
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post Dec 7 2003, 12:46 AM
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*cries bitterly* dam u ppl who want to sell me junk!


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post Dec 7 2003, 12:53 AM
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we are junk dealers
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post Dec 7 2003, 12:55 AM
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*bemoans the fate of the universe*


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:03 AM
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yes and i am the fate
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post Dec 7 2003, 01:06 AM
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all of my spam just goes to my yahoo account, and even then it's just "Do You Want a LARGER Penis?" "Is Your Size a Problem in Your Love Life?"

*looks down at genitalia*
Nope....not a dude....


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:07 AM
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but they dont want to miss out on sales from ppl who suddenly and inexplicably morph into dudes


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:16 AM
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Heavens, what if this sudden morph strikes me? I like being a girl!
I'd imagine that I would need to have my penis enlarged should I suddenly transform into a man. I had a dream once where I had one and I cried because it was so freakishly small. Strange, indeed...
Maybe then the spam wouldn't be so useless... blink.gif


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:17 AM
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ummmmmmmmm its the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:17 AM
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or maybe they believe that women do in deed need a bier penis or that the ladies will slip the improvement pills into they're fellas drink
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post Dec 7 2003, 01:18 AM
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*porn music*

Well, my inner man is somewhat subdued by this revelation...


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:19 AM
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has anyone actually bought anything advertised to them thru spam?

That would be thelast way on earth i would buy something.


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:26 AM
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no no i havent and never will
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post Dec 7 2003, 01:29 AM
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oh my god i need to do work. i have not done any in forever


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:37 AM
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QUOTE (Zesty @ Dec 7 2003, 01:38 AM)
oh my god i need to do work. i have not done any in forever

whats your work
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post Dec 7 2003, 01:38 AM
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i need to do some o chem homework and read the chapter dry.gif


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post Dec 7 2003, 01:41 AM
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chemistry = bad

I loved AP Biology though...our valedictorian broke $350 worth of pyrex beakers and test tubes. It was wonderful!

It was also through people in that class that I discovered this site, but that was some time ago. I didn't even pay attention to the forums then...
Also discovered homestarrunner.com through them as well. We'd take our first ten minutes every Monday to check the Strong Bad email...

Good luck with the chemistry...joy of joys! biggrin.gif


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