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> Matazone Roll Call!, *blares trumpets*
Should Mata the Benevolent secede power to Teapot the Power Hungry?
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 29 2011, 10:05 AM
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ALL RIGHT YOU LOT... LINE UP!

I want to know who is here.

Checking in: MrTeapot.

Anyone else?


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BigMistake
post Sep 29 2011, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2011, 12:05 PM) *
ALL RIGHT YOU LOT... LINE UP!

I want to know who is here.

Checking in: MrTeapot.

Anyone else?


Mesa here!
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Phantom
post Sep 29 2011, 11:37 AM
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*puts hand in the air*
Shouts a bit to hard as usual: Phantom!

*hides in the corner again*


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Mata
post Sep 29 2011, 12:51 PM
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Me, naturally, and I thought I spotted a wild Pab recently...


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 29 2011, 12:53 PM
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Very well.

BigMistake, Phantom, you are my first troops, my trusted lieutenants, the right-hand men of this coup d'état.

Did I say coup d'état? I meant...regime change? Bah, there's no hiding it now.


CHARGE! *charges downhill on a unicorn waving a sharpened umbrella*


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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BigMistake
post Sep 29 2011, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2011, 02:53 PM) *
Very well.

BigMistake, Phantom, you are my first troops, my trusted lieutenants, the right-hand men of this coup d'état.

Did I say coup d'état? I meant...regime change? Bah, there's no hiding it now.


CHARGE! *charges downhill on a unicorn waving a sharpened umbrella*


*Follows MrTeapot into battle, only to be distracted by a few strategically placed Playboys*

Hehe, bewbs.
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 29 2011, 03:46 PM
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Think not of earthly bewbs, brave soldier, but think of the wonderful bewbs you will receive at the post-battle feast.

Friends! This is our chant: BEER! METAL! ODIN!


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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mooooooooooopo
post Sep 29 2011, 04:27 PM
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Slightly late but I'm here, I'm here. I still exist. Honest!


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Pikasyuu
post Sep 29 2011, 06:10 PM
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i'm here~ ;;curtsies;;
i wouldn't mind getting to know you since everyone who does agrees that you're AWESOME.


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Pikasyuu
post Sep 29 2011, 06:11 PM
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ps, coup d'etat is spelled 'cootietaw.'


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 29 2011, 08:36 PM
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So be it, we start our Cootietaw right here, right now.

Hold the fort, moop!


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Sep 29 2011, 09:01 PM
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Evenin', I'll be round the back tidying up the bodies. Don't want those boots going to waste now do we?
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Mata
post Sep 29 2011, 09:25 PM
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*anticipates the rebirth of the boob bouncing thread*


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post Sep 29 2011, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 29 2011, 11:25 PM) *
*anticipates the rebirth of the boob bouncing thread*


That, my dear fellow, is an excellent suggestion!
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vicrawr
post Sep 30 2011, 01:05 AM
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BEER! METAL! ODIN!
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post Sep 30 2011, 06:08 AM
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*runs across the field and wraps Vic in duct tape*

Phew! That was almost dicey... would have had to eat my donuts in the middle of a coup... that just won't do...

*walks off eating a jelly donut*


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Phyllis
post Sep 30 2011, 08:40 AM
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I'm here! I'm Phyllis now, but once upon a time I was candice...


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 30 2011, 09:29 AM
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*releases Vic*

SPEAKERfortheLOST, how dare you violate Field Marshal Victor! I'm busting your arse back down to private. Private Doughnut.

And cand....I'm not going to call you Phyllis.


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
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Phyllis
post Sep 30 2011, 04:26 PM
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I was just identifying myself because of the name change. It wasn't a request to call me Phyllis!


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Pikasyuu
post Sep 30 2011, 05:26 PM
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you should call her phyllis, though.


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Sep 30 2011, 05:28 PM
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What? You mean this isn't voluntary?

Looks like it's a good thing I came when I did, couldn't have some soon enough.

Okay, cand, I need you to disable the digital doodab electifying container. If you can do that, I think we'll have a real chance at smashing this thing wide open.

Don't worry, the people of East Kilbride are on your side.


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Oct 1 2011, 04:18 AM
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Wanders over to help Moop loot the storerooms. Er, inventory the storerooms, inventory... that's what we're doing.


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Daria
post Oct 1 2011, 06:55 AM
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*pokes head up, waves white flag, welcomes the new overlords*


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Mata
post Oct 1 2011, 02:02 PM
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Phyllis/Candice confusion fixed. No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.


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post Oct 1 2011, 08:23 PM
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hi.


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