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 Aug 8 2005, 11:01 PM
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 Wait for the uprising  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female  |
It wasn't just a hand job. And I hadn't known this guy for 24 hours.
And it was the day after the night before. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 10 2005, 02:24 AM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
Look Corey, I'm sick and tired of picking up your balls. Will you be so kind and pick them up or I'll vaccuum them up.
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Aug 10 2005, 09:14 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
...What?
I masturbated on the plane to Austria! It was really cool... all dangerous and stuff. Might try it again. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 10 2005, 10:38 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I frequently get hit on by jailbait.
Also, my brother was once paid ten bucks to shave his hairy ass. First he shaved one cheek so that he could show everyone the next day. That night, he shaved the other cheek. His hair grew back all gnarly-looking and he has since earned the nickname "The Heinous Anus." -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Aug 11 2005, 02:24 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I _totally_ bought a vibrator today.
Go me! It's pink and gel and was 20 Euro. Not a bad find. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 11 2005, 07:35 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Dare I ask where you did find it?
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 11 2005, 11:13 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Surely, but firstly ye must give two pieces of way too much information. The first for the post above with no info and the second for the post below when you right the aforementioned wrong
 I find the character Dante from the Devil May Cry series highly attractive and often find myself wishing he were real. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 12 2005, 04:42 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
I've never found watching the Three Stooges to be even remotely funny... More like painful, actually...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 12 2005, 10:38 AM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I forgot to bring my leg razor to France with me. My legs are now horrible and hairy and urgh. Oh and my armpits too.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 12 2005, 05:25 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My new tattoo is all gnarly and sick-looking because the scab's falling off. I still put lotion on it, too, making it even gnarlier and skicker-looking.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Aug 12 2005, 06:49 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Established Members Posts: 30 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Madrid, Spain Member No.: 832 Gender: Female |
My armpits and bikini line look really bad, I need urgent waxing.
I am planning to have sex this weekend with this friend of mine that has a HUGE cock. I called work today saying I was stomach-sick, but in fact I was totally hungover. -------------------- Mee spiks english goodlier then yoo
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Aug 13 2005, 04:46 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kurruskita @ Aug 12 2005, 02:49 PM) I am planning to have sex this weekend with this friend of mine that has a HUGE cock.  For some reason, reading this made me cringe. I'm not sure why. Last night, my friends went on Google image search to find things to gross eachother out. This included a fishbowl full of diarrhea, pictures of anal warts and lots and lots of vomit. On multiple occasions, I've had to clean up vomit at mine and my friends' parties. Most memorably, my friend Jay hurled up beer, vodkha, taco and bile (in that order) while lying on our friend's couch in the carport at his house. He then later filled almost an entire bucket with his vomit and was dry heaving until about six in the morning. I cleaned up the vomit with a broom and a bucket of water. I'm also that guy who holds people's hair back, gets them water and tells them everything will be okay. I've cleaned out many trashcans full of vomit on behalf of my brother, his best frind and his girlfriend. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Aug 13 2005, 09:46 PM
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Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Aug 13 2005, 04:46 PM) On multiple occasions, I've had to clean up vomit at mine and my friends' parties. Most memorably, my friend Jay hurled up beer, vodkha, taco and bile (in that order) while lying on our friend's couch in the carport at his house. He then later filled almost an entire bucket with his vomit and was dry heaving until about six in the morning. I cleaned up the vomit with a broom and a bucket of water. Ever had red wine vomit on white carpet? Trainer cleaner is the answer all the way. -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 14 2005, 01:23 AM
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 Obliterates Everything He Kisses Group: Established Members Posts: 634 Joined: 8-October 03 From: Dundee owns me! Member No.: 633 Gender: Male |
I smell. Really bad. I've not showered since yesterday but went running this morning... Not pretty.
Fal xXx -------------------- The bookworm - bellydancing tart of Snuggles Harem
Fallen World I have done it again. One year in every ten I manage it. . . |
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Aug 14 2005, 02:00 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Geez. Well, that'll teach me to come in this thread after eating... *urp!*
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 14 2005, 11:58 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
My friend Matt has a habit of wandering around the neighbourhood after a party. He likes to drink red wine and lots of it. So his usual party trick is to find a white fence or wall and start puking at one end and walk along it puking till its covered in red vom.
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Aug 14 2005, 01:57 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kurruskita @ Aug 12 2005, 07:49 PM) I am planning to have sex this weekend with this friend of mine that has a HUGE cock. What's so special about sleeping with someone who owns a massive rooster? Well, apart from it being a talking point at farmer's rallies. "Ar, that cockerel over there be mine. Oi be buyin' im off a chat from Somerset, I be. Ee's a roight foine specimen, inne? We 'ad a bit 'o trub gettin' im in the back o the van loike, but we managed it in t'end with 'elp o Rosmerta. Aye, strappin' lass." *puffs pipe* -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Aug 14 2005, 02:22 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Yesterday, I bought a few pairs of pretty lacy panties for two, very attractive girls (one being my girlfriend) on the condition that they model them for me. It was a good day.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 14 2005, 07:45 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 12 2005, 12:13 AM) Surely, but firstly ye must give two pieces of way too much information. The first for the post above with no info and the second for the post below when you right the aforementioned wrong I find the character Dante from the Devil May Cry series highly attractive and often find myself wishing he were real. ok... 1- My sister has a french maids outfit, hand cuffs, anal beads, two different vibrators, and a thing which vibrates and goes round the penis under her bed. 2- I once tried to shave off my pubic hair and got a really really bad itchy rash. Note to self- Shave in the direction of hair growth, not against it... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 14 2005, 09:08 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Okey dokey.
I got my special toy (two now! one for me and one for my partner, assuming.) in a dandy little erotica shop by a carnival in Vienna. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 14 2005, 09:38 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Sounds fun
I didn't want one (still don't), was just curious...I am in an almost constant state of horniness, but have no one to act upon! -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 14 2005, 10:33 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
The difference between a coffin and a casket-
A casket is rectangular and has a hinged lid. A coffin is shaped at the shoulders, and has a lid which until screwed down, isn't attatched. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 14 2005, 10:39 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
 Huh? Anyway, if you're in a constant state of horniness with no one to act upon, just take matters into your own hands, so to speak.  Anyway, a way too much information thing for me... I shave my pubic hair. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 14 2005, 10:54 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 14 2005, 11:39 PM) Huh? Anyway, if you're in a constant state of horniness with no one to act upon, just take matters into your own hands, so to speak. Have done, doesn't stop it...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 14 2005, 11:01 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Of course not, but it does give temporary relief.
And just out of curiosity, was the coffin thing intended for the useless information depository? (Sometimes I masturbate in front of a mirror) -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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