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post Jan 27 2005, 05:04 AM
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2004 was an amazing year but it wasn't without it's fair share of craptacular games.

My vote is: Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.

This game was un-freaking-believable. It could've been funny and had so so gameplay and it would've been ok. And I'll admit....I did laugh a few times. And even quoted. But still......bland gameplay (most of it revolving around "conversations" in which you, as a sperm, dodge things....fun) and a horrible excuse for boobies do not a good game make.

There's only one things worse then this.

The Guy Game.

People....If one more game like this gets made, I'm going to go on a frenzy with the developers. Whenever game designers make crap like this, it makes baby jesus weep.

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post Jan 27 2005, 09:50 AM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jan 27 2005, 05:04 AM)
2004 was an amazing year but it wasn't without it's fair share of craptacular games.

My vote is:  Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. 

This game was un-freaking-believable.  It could've been funny and had so so gameplay and it would've been ok.  And I'll admit....I did laugh a few times.  And even quoted.  But still......bland gameplay (most of it revolving around "conversations" in which you, as a sperm, dodge things....fun) and a horrible excuse for boobies do not a good game make. 

There's only one things worse then this.

The Guy Game.

People....If one more game like this gets made, I'm going to go on a frenzy with the developers.  Whenever game designers make crap like this, it makes baby jesus weep.

What are your thoughts?
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The most disappointing thing about lesuire suit larry was how little the boobies bounced when the girlies are on trampolines.

And bearing in mind how tragic the rest of the game was, that's a sad inditement of how much I like bouncy trampoline boobs.

Most disappointing game of the year (but not the worst)? Baten Kaitos. I was so looking forward to it, and it's got so many chances for greatness, but bungles nearly all of them. So, so mediocre. Shame.


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post Jan 27 2005, 10:53 AM
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I was very disapointed by star wars battlefront - but now I've found out how to make the characters tiny, I might play it a bit more!

Also LOTR the third age was very disapointing - I got very bored very quickly, a big waste of money.

others include driv3r and goldeneye rogue agent.
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post Jan 27 2005, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jan 27 2005, 05:04 AM)
2004 was an amazing year but it wasn't without it's fair share of craptacular games.

My vote is:  Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. 

This game was un-freaking-believable.  It could've been funny and had so so gameplay and it would've been ok.  And I'll admit....I did laugh a few times.  And even quoted.  But still......bland gameplay (most of it revolving around "conversations" in which you, as a sperm, dodge things....fun) and a horrible excuse for boobies do not a good game make. 

There's only one things worse then this.

The Guy Game.

People....If one more game like this gets made, I'm going to go on a frenzy with the developers.  Whenever game designers make crap like this, it makes baby jesus weep.

What are your thoughts?
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I tried that out - was very erm crap (I could use so much harsher words)

Then again I did have 1-6 (bought for £3) which actually involved Al Lowe (unlike the modern one)


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post Jan 27 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 27 2005, 09:50 AM)
Most disappointing game of the year (but not the worst)? Baten Kaitos. I was so looking forward to it, and it's got so many chances for greatness, but bungles nearly all of them. So, so mediocre. Shame.
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Say it isn't so, Jonman!!! It looked so good, and I've been waiting to buy it (as I have no money right now).......how is it mediocre?


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