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Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
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![]() Inside Your Mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
Sure, wish granted, but she miraculously survives in perfect health.
I wish I had a monkey. -------------------- ![]() |
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Nov 14 2004, 06:49 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
QUOTE Sure, wish granted, but she miraculously survives in perfect health. WHAT??????? But.. she was so mean!!! Anyway, wish granted... you now have a human eating monkey.. and you forgot to feed him one night.. and so... well.. he ate you... I wish I could drink orange juice... -------------------- If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b
VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... |
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Nov 15 2004, 10:47 AM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
the orange juice you drink is 12 years out of date and is now orange slush
I wish I could think of something to wish for |
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Nov 15 2004, 02:33 PM
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I pull the wings off god ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 15 2004, 10:47 AM) You think of something to wish for just as your hamster bites you it's that you wish your hamster wasn't biting you I wish the Totalrock webcam was better quality. -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Nov 15 2004, 11:24 PM
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#1380
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![]() Entomophobic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
OK, but the quality is so good tht you want mothing more than to see it, and you die because of sleep deprivation.
I wish AOL didnt suck. -------------------- |
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Nov 17 2004, 04:23 PM
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![]() I like the way her hands move as well! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 170 Joined: 3-November 04 From: Brighton Member No.: 1,429 |
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Nov 15 2004, 11:24 PM) OK someone uses the "Stop that" megaphone cannon, one that is so powerful that everyone cannot help but obey (Life long drunks become teetotallers in seconds, the people at AOL realize what they've doing wrong and fix it and you realize that you shouldn't have been alive so you stop breathing. I wish that my Cable TV set top box had been designed better. -------------------- Responsibility: an anchor round my neck. Dependability: Made me a nervous wreck. Accountability: I live from cheque to cheque. Volatility: neglect and no respect. Got my wheels in motion, & I got a path to beat. I hit the road to I don't know, & look for tough sh*t street. One way ticket nowhere. There's no windows on this train. Can't see where I'm headed, but I'm going there again.
Primary adjunct to Mistress Snugglebums harem. Procurement drone One of Nine QUOTE(Feyliyas signature) @_@ Blog Matazone. You know you want to. @_@ |
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Nov 17 2004, 04:25 PM
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![]() There is glass between us...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
Wish granted- it is now fabulously stylish (and good feng shui to boot), but has no real functionality... the ultimate choice: entertainment or chi?
I wish I could become a being of pure energy and live on the internet. -------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Nov 17 2004, 07:34 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
Wish granted, but there are so many electrodes and too much energy running through you virtual mind right now that.. KABLAM... you're dead...
I wish I could have super powers... GOOD super powers that is... -------------------- If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b
VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... |
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Nov 17 2004, 09:02 PM
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![]() Inside Your Mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
Wish granted, you are now the fastest human on earth.
But that's not always a good thing, neh? I wish I was a ninja. -------------------- ![]() |
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Nov 17 2004, 09:10 PM
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Animal of manual life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 460 Joined: 29-July 04 From: Wilmington, NC (The States) Member No.: 1,220 Gender: Female |
Wish granted! your a ninja. Unfortunately, you're not a very good ninja, and you fall out of a tree whilst you attempted to do some ninja-esque things to someone, and you sever your spinal cord. Now your paralyzed.
I wish I was a supreme, ultra-powerful ninja warlord who unites all of Japan under my awesome powers. And i had fiiiiine ninja man-harem that fed me grapes and the like. (And at no time was i fed poison) and i could take on any7 other warrior who came my way. Because i'd rule. -------------------- ![]() "Savior" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind. |
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Nov 17 2004, 09:12 PM
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![]() Inside Your Mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
Okay, 8 warriors come your way and kill you. One of them is in a Stephen Hawkins-like thing. That would be me. PH34R TEH PARALYZED NINJA!
I wish I had a $47504785408 gift card for Walden Books. -------------------- ![]() |
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Nov 18 2004, 10:57 AM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Wish granted. Unfortunately, upon purchasing that amount of books, you realise that that much paper is enough to drown the world. You and the whole world drown in paper and card.
I wish McArdle would just die. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 18 2004, 12:29 PM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
Ok but as you kill her you suddenly realise you fancy her AGAIN but its to late and you recieve the death penalty. (I hope we are talking about the same person wink wink hint hint)
I wish I had boards of canada's album |
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Nov 18 2004, 12:37 PM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 18 2004, 01:29 PM) Ok but as you kill her you suddenly realise you fancy her AGAIN but its to late and you recieve the death penalty. (I hope we are talking about the same person wink wink hint hint) I wish I had boards of canada's album Or are we ¬_¬ Anyway, you get the album, but it is a pirate copy and you get sued. I wish I had Feeder's album, that comes out on the 31st Jan, now! -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 18 2004, 02:28 PM
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![]() Our UAV is online ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
Ok it is the 31st of jan but it also means you skipped christmas where your present was to see them live.
I wish I had a video camera |
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Nov 18 2004, 03:10 PM
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![]() I like the way her hands move as well! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 170 Joined: 3-November 04 From: Brighton Member No.: 1,429 |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 18 2004, 02:28 PM) Granted and a relative nicks it and films you doing something you'd rather not be seen doing then posts the film all over the web. I wish the picture quality of certain channels was better and no matter how good it gets I won't get distracted from other stuff, no part of my system explodes. They dont stop showing any of the channels & they dont stop showing any of my favourite shows. -------------------- Responsibility: an anchor round my neck. Dependability: Made me a nervous wreck. Accountability: I live from cheque to cheque. Volatility: neglect and no respect. Got my wheels in motion, & I got a path to beat. I hit the road to I don't know, & look for tough sh*t street. One way ticket nowhere. There's no windows on this train. Can't see where I'm headed, but I'm going there again.
Primary adjunct to Mistress Snugglebums harem. Procurement drone One of Nine QUOTE(Feyliyas signature) @_@ Blog Matazone. You know you want to. @_@ |
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Nov 18 2004, 09:10 PM
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![]() Inside Your Mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
Well, not leaving me with many options... but wish granted. However, your entire neighborhood is so entranced by the better-than-lifelike quality that they all crowd into your den and watch your TV until they starve to death and become stinking festering corpses. The stench is so bad you can't bear to enter the den anymore, so you have to watch TV from the doorway. Sadly, from this not-so-vantage point, the quality does not appear any better than before your wish.
I wish I could have made that a little shorter. -------------------- ![]() |
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Nov 18 2004, 09:59 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
Wish granted.. all you wrote was "wish granted." therfor making it a completely crap answer....
I wish I had never read an EVIL story... -------------------- If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b
VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... |
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Nov 19 2004, 01:52 AM
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![]() Entomophobic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
OK... instead you are forced to read a GOD-AWFUL story, and commit suicide out of boredom.
I wish I could connect to the servers at Miniclip (along with all the ones I can connect to now)... -------------------- |
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Nov 19 2004, 02:11 PM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Wish granted. You can now connect. However, you find the games on Miniclip so addictive, you spend all your time on there and die of starvation.
I wish I had a Radeon X800 XT graphics card. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 19 2004, 10:23 PM
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![]() Entomophobic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Nov 19 2004, 10:11 AM) Wish granted. You can now connect. However, you find the games on Miniclip so addictive, you spend all your time on there and die of starvation. I wish I had a Radeon X800 XT graphics card. Ok, you now have a floppy with several screens of the X800 XT. I wish I had the new ps2 redesign. -------------------- |
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Nov 19 2004, 11:31 PM
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![]() Inside Your Mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 267 Joined: 23-August 04 From: The Bowels of Fred Member No.: 1,251 Gender: Male |
Okay, that's fine. Too bad it doesn't work.
I wish I could get a GBDS the day it comes out. -------------------- ![]() |
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Nov 20 2004, 05:50 PM
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![]() Entomophobic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (TehRoxxorCOD @ Nov 19 2004, 07:31 PM) OK, tomorrow you get a Global Beefcake Destination Signal. It gets grafted onto your skin somehow and you are pelted with beefcake for the rest of the batteries' life... Which happens to be the same as yours! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I wish I knew why Tom Clancy hates the KGB. -------------------- |
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Nov 22 2004, 05:46 PM
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![]() I could have written a short novel by this point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Wish granted. However, you now know too much, and are killed by the CIA.
I wish I didn't swear so much. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 22 2004, 07:08 PM
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![]() Probably sees visions ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 630 Joined: 16-October 04 From: *checks map* London Member No.: 1,371 |
Wish granted, just you are so scared of swear words just popping out of your mouth that you sew it closed. It just so happens that you catch a cold and cannot breath. So yep, you die.
I wish I was allowed on my home computer... -------------------- If I die before I'm waked, allow me lord to rock out naked :b
VOTE BROTHER BLACK SHEEP.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... |
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