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 Oct 18 2005, 07:28 PM
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 Wait for the uprising  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female  |
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Oct 3 2005, 09:19 PM) QUOTE First thought about 'entering womanhood' was someone got sex. Believe it or not, having sex doesn't cement our womanhood. It's far more important things like suddenly pissing blood all over the show and having to strap ourselves into contraptions of chest torture on a daily basis.   What a fantastic way of putting it 
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Oct 18 2005, 10:36 PM
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 Fear me randomness Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 6-October 05 From: The bottom of my empty teacup Member No.: 2,047 Gender: Male |
I think someone occationally comes into my room whilst i'm sleeping and molests me. I have no proof except the huge marks that i occationally wake up with that look like gigantic love bites.
 *tries to think of gross bodily fliuds story* I once puked enough to cover the entire bathroom floor of my house. We're talking 3 square meters. Whats more i had just finished eating spagheti carbonara. So it looked like dead worms in semen. -------------------- “Come to the edge.”
“We can't. We're afraid.” “Come to the edge.” “We can't. We will fall!” “Come to the edge.” And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew. Remember, be yourself. Unless you suck. Imitation is the highest form of praise. |
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Oct 18 2005, 11:32 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
MrRandomQuotes... I believe you unintentionally have a very apt member title.
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Oct 22 2005, 05:35 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My girlfriend has had three less sexual partners than I. SHe also has pierced nipples and my friends are envious of me.
I have open wounds on my arms, neck and back from teeth and nails. She gets off on it. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 22 2005, 07:14 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
QUOTE I have open wounds on my arms, neck and back from teeth and nails. She gets off on it. Bah - amateurs!  I used to have a boyfriend who got off on my cutting him deeply, licking the wound and then sewing him back up again. Yeah - it worries me too. For the youngsters on the forum, don't do it. *tries to look responsible* -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth |
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Oct 22 2005, 07:17 PM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I've had people tell me about their first sexual encounters and how since she was a horse rider no one thought she was a virgin....
Also, supposodly the belly button is connected to the clitoris....  was rather disturbed every time someone poked my stomach that day....
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Oct 22 2005, 08:46 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Oct 22 2005, 08:17 PM) Also, supposodly the belly button is connected to the clitoris.... was rather disturbed every time someone poked my stomach that day....I don't know if thats true, or even if this is true, but I've heard about a piercing that has one end coming out of the belly button and the other end comes out of the clitoris' hood. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Oct 22 2005, 09:36 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Oct 22 2005, 04:46 PM) QUOTE (Kitty @ Oct 22 2005, 08:17 PM) Also, supposodly the belly button is connected to the clitoris.... was rather disturbed every time someone poked my stomach that day....I don't know if thats true, or even if this is true, but I've heard about a piercing that has one end coming out of the belly button and the other end comes out of the clitoris' hood.  Ow.
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Oct 22 2005, 09:40 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Oct 22 2005, 09:46 PM) QUOTE (Kitty @ Oct 22 2005, 08:17 PM) Also, supposodly the belly button is connected to the clitoris.... was rather disturbed every time someone poked my stomach that day....I don't know if thats true, or even if this is true, but I've heard about a piercing that has one end coming out of the belly button and the other end comes out of the clitoris' hood. Dude! The suitcase piercing has been beaten. -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Oct 23 2005, 03:30 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Oct 22 2005, 03:14 PM) QUOTE I have open wounds on my arms, neck and back from teeth and nails. She gets off on it. Bah - amateurs! I used to have a boyfriend who got off on my cutting him deeply, licking the wound and then sewing him back up again. Yeah - it worries me too. For the youngsters on the forum, don't do it. *tries to look responsible* Good sweet Christ, woman! That's disturbing on so many levels. WHo the Hell comes up with that stuff? And it's nothing to scoff at. She might be staying over next weekend. I'll take pics after we get done "cuddling" (translation: lie in Ri's bed holding each other until she gets the urge to make out with me and scratch the Hell out of me) and show you what she does to me. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 18 2005, 08:18 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I have a real thing about belly buttons... and it's not a positive thing. I really hate having things in my belly button, even thinking about it or watching someone else do it makes me feel physically sick. We were building a shelving unit the other day, and I dropped a side with a dowel rod sticking out, which went right into my belly button hard, and I threw up. Everywhere. For like half an hour.
It's horrible 
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 Nov 19 2005, 11:52 AM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (moop @ Oct 22 2005, 10:40 PM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Oct 22 2005, 09:46 PM) QUOTE (Kitty @ Oct 22 2005, 08:17 PM) Also, supposodly the belly button is connected to the clitoris.... was rather disturbed every time someone poked my stomach that day....I don't know if thats true, or even if this is true, but I've heard about a piercing that has one end coming out of the belly button and the other end comes out of the clitoris' hood. Dude! The suitcase piercing has been beaten. I'm having second thoughts about asking what a suitcase piercing is. For anyone who's ever been in IRC and clicked on one of Moop's google links, you'll know why. But after having written this much, I am, I admit with morbid curiosity. Hun, what is a suitcase piercing? GA, *hugs, avoiding navel* Oh... something gross. Well, I didn't wash for a few days last week. And I'd been clubing. Who want's some B.O. huggin-luvin'? -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Nov 19 2005, 06:04 PM
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: P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Nov 19 2005, 12:52 PM) I'm having second thoughts about asking what a suitcase piercing is. For anyone who's ever been in IRC and clicked on one of Moop's google links, you'll know why. But after having written this much, I am, I admit with morbid curiosity. Hun, what is a suitcase piercing? Since you asked, encyc.bmezine.com says: QUOTE This extremely rare female genital piercing travels between the anal cavity and the vaginal cavity — imagine a deep anal piercing connected to a deep fourchette. The one pictured here is fairly shallow, but they have been done at greater depths using a large gauge ring as the jewelry — hence the name "suitcase piercing" (think of a handle), c/o Patrick Bartholomew.
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Nov 20 2005, 01:20 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I just got laid. Woo!
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:28 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
It's amazing. T can say that and no one gives it more than a thought. If I were to describe what happened to me on Friday night, I'd get yelled at if not banned for pure vulgarity.
Here's something gross: I was making out with my girlfriend and after we were done, we went into the living room where our friends pointed and laughed at me. It appears I had a peculiar stain on the crotch of my pants from my pre-ejaculate going through my boxers and the material of my pants. Everyone there remarked it as abnormal. I remarked it as embarassing. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:54 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Difference is I don't describe it. Thats why I get high fives for it and you get told to wash your hands.
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:57 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
That happens to me, but only when I'm not wearing denim and it's been like... three hours or so.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:58 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Nov 20 2005, 05:28 PM) It's amazing. T can say that and no one gives it more than a thought. If I were to describe what happened to me on Friday night, I'd get yelled at if not banned for pure vulgarity. Huh? I'm confused. I've never seen this happen. Maybe I'm just oblivious...or just not remembering something...? Anyway, my feet are all better! No more peeling skin everywhere. The reason: I got this weird foot file thing that looks like a parmesan cheese grater. It makes weird foot skin dust go flying everywhere, but it works way better than a pumice stone. The skin dust is really weird though. I have black pajama bottoms, and if I wear them they end up covered with the stuff.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 21 2005, 02:46 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Nov 20 2005, 08:57 PM) That happens to me, but only when I'm not wearing denim and it's been like... three hours or so. We were in there like 45 minutes and my pants are like a thick canvas. Oh, and here's something interesting: My brother on many occasions has let his friends have sex on my bed. That said, when my friends are at my house and are getting frisky, I encourage them to have sex on my brother's bed. Interestingly enough, the last time that happened, he came home early after my friends had been out for like twenty minutes. He went in his room and quickly came out saying, "Did you smoke pot in my room? I really don't appreciate that." It was really hard not to laugh while I explained to him that we didn't smoke pot in his room while knowing exactly where the smell came from. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 21 2005, 02:59 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Huh. I just can't tell when I'm wearing jeans. Any other piece of clothing... I can tell. I wouldn't know about the canvas thing as I don't have any the pants.
And to Cand, you've a significant others? Basically if you've ever seen fluid coming out of the penis that's not semen or urine... it's the clear slick stuff, you know... preejaculate. Anyway, some guys don't have orgams in their pants after long periods of making out (apparently like me and Ri!  ) but just let out a lot of preejaculate that comes out and stains our pants.Um... fact about me... I'm sick and I've been coughing up solid balls of mucus every morning for about three weeks. It's rather disgusting. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 21 2005, 03:31 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Nov 20 2005, 06:59 PM) And to Cand, you've a significant others? Basically if you've ever seen fluid coming out of the penis that's not semen or urine... it's the clear slick stuff, you know... preejaculate. Nonono. Mike, I know what that is.  Thus why I didn't quote that part of his post! Silly Mike...I've known about that since before you even had hair on your balls, dear.I was asking about the people shouting at him for talking about sex and stuff, since I'd never noticed that. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 21 2005, 04:50 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
No, I'm saying I'd catch Hell if I described what happened on Friday night. Not for the action, but for describing it.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 21 2005, 06:23 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Then why did you bring it up?
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Nov 23 2005, 12:36 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Primarily for the entertainment of myself and Mick. Secondarily to make a point.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Nov 23 2005, 01:19 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Okay, still don't get you Ri but I'll move on. Beat this.
At the point of climax these evening I yelled out IrishGuy's name, then took her bra home to photograph me wearing it so I could send IG the naughty photos. True story. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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