 Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know |
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 Sep 24 2004, 08:39 AM
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 Duck Hunter S Thompson  Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male  |
In line with Mr Fuzzy's well researched and factually based reports that Mata eats kittens, I feel that it's about time that other darker aspects of his character come to light as well.
I'll start the ball rolling. I have incontrovertible evidence that not only was Mata responsible for the murders in London attributed to Jack the Ripper, but also singlehandedly caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and has also been photographed playing golf using mice in place of golf balls. -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Sep 24 2004, 09:02 AM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Show us this evidence, oh Great One.
Mata's real name is Betty, y'know... -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 09:06 AM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
mata made it rain while i was walking to college
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Sep 24 2004, 09:19 AM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Mata is a salesperson for MacDonalds and often gets awarded 'Employee of the Month' for his good work with preservatives.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 09:22 AM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
mata rang me up and tried to sell me double glazing
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Sep 24 2004, 09:32 AM
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 Gone insane, be back soon! Group: New Members Posts: 120 Joined: 10-September 04 From: London, England Member No.: 1,279 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 23 2004, 03:53 PM) Give me blood! Blood I tell you! Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! it's fun to bay for blood occasionally (especially when I've not eaten a puppy for a while).  Mata is deranged and eats puppies 
-------------------- Gratefully adopted by Silver Star Angel of Da Towers(Good cake hon)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!" |
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Sep 24 2004, 09:33 AM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
puppies and hamsters
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Sep 24 2004, 09:42 AM
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Gone insane, be back soon! Group: New Members Posts: 120 Joined: 10-September 04 From: London, England Member No.: 1,279 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 24 2004, 10:33 AM) puppies and hamsters Nah I think we established it was kittens that ate hamsters. I've had puppies and they don't eat hamsters. Seriously. You're safe. [/spam] -------------------- Gratefully adopted by Silver Star Angel of Da Towers(Good cake hon)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!" |
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Sep 24 2004, 09:47 AM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
i sure do hope so
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Sep 24 2004, 09:54 AM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
But Mata does boil hamsters and sells them to hobos. Mr Fuzzy has four. Mata got confused that day...
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
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 Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
If ever a thread was made for Daft it's this one!
 Mata likes to randomly make people jump while they are eating MacDonalds too! 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
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Gone insane, be back soon! Group: New Members Posts: 120 Joined: 10-September 04 From: London, England Member No.: 1,279 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 10:54 AM) But Mata does boil hamsters and sells them to hobos. Mr Fuzzy has four. Mata got confused that day... My bad DHG. I guess you're screwed after all.
-------------------- Gratefully adopted by Silver Star Angel of Da Towers(Good cake hon)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!" |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:48 AM
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 Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
Someone once said he has an arsenal of small pygmies in a small dark cupboard somewhere. He keeps them starved so they tear the flesh off the victims more effectively when released
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Sep 24 2004, 11:50 AM
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 the monitor lizzards are coming! Group: Established Members Posts: 529 Joined: 9-May 03 From: the arse-end of no-where (ireland) Member No.: 299 |
i heard that Mata is often seen wearing a pink suit that has green pin-stripes.
i also heard that he dresses up like Blanche from the "golden girls" on a regular basis. -------------------- let me FIND a lifestyle before you judge me on it
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Sep 24 2004, 11:53 AM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
i don't want to be boiled
someone help me!!! |
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Sep 24 2004, 12:27 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Best. Thread. Ever.
 p.s. Mata is battery-powered -------------------- |
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Sep 24 2004, 12:35 PM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
QUOTE Best. Thread. Ever. Agreed. Mata dresses up like Santa Claus and sells crack to small children. Is that too sordid....? -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 12:40 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 12:35 PM) QUOTE Best. Thread. Ever. Agreed. Mata dresses up like Santa Claus and sells crack to small children. Is that too sordid....? Yes *shakes head from side to side* Oh dear *leaves thread in disgust at FU* 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
*sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Sep 24 2004, 12:46 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM) *sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies. It's the gerbils I feel sorry for. -------------------- |
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Sep 24 2004, 12:49 PM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
Don't forget the fact that you put sugar in the popemobile's gas tank.
-------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Sep 24 2004, 12:49 PM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
QUOTE *sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies. You're a bad bad man. -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 24 2004, 01:28 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
He's really my father and has disowned me beacuse he doesn't want to share the millions of pounds he makes from his animations.
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Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
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Matazone acolyte Group: Established Members Posts: 994 Joined: 27-March 03 Member No.: 183 Gender: Secret |
Mata was the one that taught me how to kick puppies.
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Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
That means he's my father too...
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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