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 Apr 17 2011, 12:30 AM
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 Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun.  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female  |
Mata is pregnant for the 6th time! Congratulations!
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Apr 17 2011, 02:55 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
he is really starting to contribute to the overpopulation problem.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jun 10 2012, 08:31 AM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
On August 29th 1997, Mata became self-aware.
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Jun 10 2012, 07:40 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
That's about right, I suspect.
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Jun 12 2012, 07:17 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Last night, Mata snuck into my room and stole my hair.
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jun 17 2012, 05:56 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sadly, that one is not true, but it does seem like a really good idea. It would suit me. Are you sure you don't want to go time-share on it?
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Jun 18 2012, 12:09 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is an irregular verb with difficult conjugations.
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Jul 10 2012, 09:20 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Mata wears a pink sparkly flea collar with a little bell on it. *tinkle tinkle tinkle*
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Jul 15 2012, 06:44 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata shouts, "Eureka!" each time he gets in a bath.
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Jul 25 2012, 05:27 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
No, that's what people shout at me when I need to get in the bath...
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Aug 14 2012, 08:36 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
Mata totally fancies the pants off me. I can see it in his lusty gazes...
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Aug 15 2012, 12:59 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Mata is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. He skinned them all and turned them into cute hats. His Facebook profile picture proves it.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 19 2012, 12:19 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata does not fear Grendel.
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Aug 19 2012, 10:36 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
I heard Mata is currently remaking all his animations in 3D...
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Aug 20 2012, 05:32 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
'Oh god no', is my reply... But to which rumour does it apply?
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Aug 22 2012, 08:44 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
I'll take the hit on that one.
So when are the 3D remakes being released? -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Aug 22 2012, 09:31 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Any minute now, darling.
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The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Sep 30 2012, 12:41 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Mata choreographed gangnam style. The dance was based on his imagined mating ritual should he ever find himself attracted to Hobbes.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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