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[gothictheysay]

Spoon: probably will in the near future. No offense taken. I've gotten them since I was a little kid around where my underwear lining is, so I figured this was something similar, and a lot of them seem like ingrown hair. But I should go for a checkup just in case, it's true.

[Pikasyuu]

it can happen a lot if your skin is super fair. mine is about as fair as it gets, and EVERYTHING shows up. pinpricks from blood tests, even a little dry skin, veins, hairs, everything. i need a tan like whoa.

[gothictheysay]

Oh, I'm pretty freaking pale, yeah. I also have a tendency to pick at them, making them bigger and grosser before they scar and fade. I always have that problem with pimples... I'll do it half-asleep even when I control myself awake!

[Mata]

Maybe you're allergic to the elastic in your underwear?

[gothictheysay]

Quite possibly. Either that, or it serves as an irritant. I think I'll go commando when wearing pajama pants/shorts, which so far feels fantastic, as a test.

[Phantom]

Having severe pain in my intestines. not more blood or pain than usual when visiting the toilet.

... omg that is way too much information

[Mata]

No, that's about the usual amount of TMI for this thread. Have you browsed the earlier entries? You didn't describe the consistency, so therefore you were rather mild

[Phantom]

No, that's about the usual amount of TMI for this thread. Have you browsed the earlier entries? You didn't describe the consistency, so therefore you were rather mild

ok here the version that I would tell someone in real life. ^^

the pain is quite new, I had craps when I was younger, this is similar but it
feel like a different cramp. The bleed when I go to the toilet part, is now going
on for about 3 years, sometimes when I poop, a small glass of water, on blood
goes with it. I always freak out and need to much toilet paper (Ik ben toilet papier, is a bit to suitable)
That happens three or four times a year, so not that much but the rest of the year I'm just bleeding
smaller amounts, everyday. It is not old blood, which would be an indicator of a horrible disease,
which I am tested for quite frequently. Doctor thinks its a rip in that orifice, and several visits later
he said its a 'bowel inflammation' (I do not not the correct description). There is even more stuff going
on 'down under' but I just leave it at the blood for now.

I'm getting sick of it and I hope it will stop someday soon.

[LoLo]

No, that's about the usual amount of TMI for this thread. Have you browsed the earlier entries? You didn't describe the consistency, so therefore you were rather mild

ok here the version that I would tell someone in real life. ^^

the pain is quite new, I had craps when I was younger, this is similar but it
feel like a different cramp. The bleed when I go to the toilet part, is now going
on for about 3 years, sometimes when I poop, a small glass of water, on blood
goes with it. I always freak out and need to much toilet paper (Ik ben toilet papier, is a bit to suitable)
That happens three or four times a year, so not that much but the rest of the year I'm just bleeding
smaller amounts, everyday. It is not old blood, which would be an indicator of a horrible disease,
which I am tested for quite frequently. Doctor thinks its a rip in that orifice, and several visits later
he said its a 'bowel inflammation' (I do not not the correct description). There is even more stuff going
on 'down under' but I just leave it at the blood for now.

I'm getting sick of it and I hope it will stop someday soon.

Maybe you just have hemroids and need to eat things to make for softer poop or to not push hard when trying to make it come out, or both.

[Phantom]

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Maybe you just have hemroids and need to eat things to make for softer poop or to not push hard when trying to make it come out, or both.
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im doing both, I always take like half an hour if I have to go to the toilet for that, so I wont force things. I drink more and eat food that stimulates and softens the poop

[Mata]

Sitting on the toilet for too long is thought to contibute towards problematic haemorroids, so perhaps try to make the trips a bit quicker - either go to the loo quickly or try again later. That might help.

Hmm... TMI... No, life's fairly normal for the moment with nothing too icky going on.

Oo, I did clean the shower plug hole yesterday... While I was in the shower. I thought 'how bad can it be?'. It turns out there was a lot of black horrible goop (really horrible slimy stuff), that then swilled around my feet for the next few minutes before I was done showering and could get out. This also seemed to make the blocked drain worse, so that was not particularly useful.

[gothictheysay]

Thumbs up Mata; I made quite a face when I read that.

I've had a bad cold this past week and it's only just now dying down. I think the amount of snot that exited my nose could fill a 2 liter bottle. And I think that's a conservative estimate. I didn't know my body could produce that much mucus.

[LoLo]

The end of my vacation/journey blessed me with the amount of hair growth in my nether region that makes it very very prickly. I did a lot of walking those last few days as well, so I ended up with some sore lady bits because of all of the friction and prickly hair. \o/

[LoLo]

I found a pube with a split end. I didn't know pubes could get split ends.

[Hobbes]

I found a pube with a split end. I didn't know pubes could get split ends.

O.o

[Daria]

I found a pube with a split end. I didn't know pubes could get split ends.

I have seen beard hairs with split ends. Never a pube, though.

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

oh hi. I have an abscess on my bum.

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

so guess what just exploded...

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

Had the doctor squeeze some pus out of my behind today. This is not turning out to be a good week. BTW does anyone know how to clean bodily fluids from mattresses and carpet?

[Phyllis]

Gosh! Quite the eventful week in the TMI department for you.

For the cleaning up bodily fluids thing, it depends on the type of fluid. If it's blood, then spit on it. Seriously. But don't do it in a panic after you've just gotten a nosebleed on your white sofa cover after eating a red ice lolly. That just makes the situation worse. Not that I know from experience, or anything.

Anyway, after the saliva, use cool water with a little bit of washing up liquid, and dab the stain with a cloth. Don't use warm/hot water, or it'll make it worse.

[elphaba2]

Little bit of dilute bleach (if you're not dealing with a solid white, think veeeeery dilute, less than a drop per cup of water) can do a thing. And salt.

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

Thanks for the tips

[LoLo]

The other day I was so full of poo that I had to waddle a bit more than usual to keep it from coming out as I made my way to the toilet. It was a great relief getting it all out.

[Phantom]

I had a pimple right next to/semi to my piercing, making me freak out, the thing grew bigger than
my piercing, so I stuck some needles in it to make it brake, which didn't work. So I took a knife
but that was to painful, and there was to much blood for me to still properly see where I was cutting.
I took some anti bacteria stuff to clean it, being scared it wasn't a pimple after all, But to my relieve
when I wanted to clean the bottom part some puss came out of the top part...( I don't even know
why I'm sharing all this ^^) so I squeezed all the puss out, leaving some dripping blood behind.
Had to squeeze blood out for two days, now I have a band aid over it so I wont tough it again so
it can heal.
Although I freaked out, its perfectly fine now, you can barely see the thing now, the skin is nice, clean
and pink again

[LoLo]

( I don't even know why I'm sharing all this ^^)

because it's the TMI thread and it's fun.