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post Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
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Sure, wish granted, but she miraculously survives in perfect health.

I wish I had a monkey.


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post Nov 14 2004, 06:49 PM
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Sure, wish granted, but she miraculously survives in perfect health.


WHAT??????? But.. she was so mean!!!

Anyway, wish granted... you now have a human eating monkey.. and you forgot to feed him one night.. and so... well.. he ate you...

I wish I could drink orange juice...


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post Nov 15 2004, 10:47 AM
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the orange juice you drink is 12 years out of date and is now orange slush

I wish I could think of something to wish for
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post Nov 15 2004, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 15 2004, 10:47 AM)
I wish I could think of something to wish for
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You think of something to wish for just as your hamster bites you it's that you wish your hamster wasn't biting you

I wish the Totalrock webcam was better quality.


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post Nov 15 2004, 11:24 PM
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OK, but the quality is so good tht you want mothing more than to see it, and you die because of sleep deprivation.


I wish AOL didnt suck.


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post Nov 17 2004, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Nov 15 2004, 11:24 PM)
I wish AOL didnt suck.
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OK someone uses the "Stop that" megaphone cannon, one that is so powerful that everyone cannot help but obey (Life long drunks become teetotallers in seconds, the people at AOL realize what they've doing wrong and fix it and you realize that you shouldn't have been alive so you stop breathing.

I wish that my Cable TV set top box had been designed better.


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post Nov 17 2004, 04:25 PM
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Wish granted- it is now fabulously stylish (and good feng shui to boot), but has no real functionality... the ultimate choice: entertainment or chi?

I wish I could become a being of pure energy and live on the internet.


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post Nov 17 2004, 07:34 PM
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Wish granted, but there are so many electrodes and too much energy running through you virtual mind right now that.. KABLAM... you're dead...

I wish I could have super powers... GOOD super powers that is...


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post Nov 17 2004, 09:02 PM
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Wish granted, you are now the fastest human on earth.

But that's not always a good thing, neh?



I wish I was a ninja.


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post Nov 17 2004, 09:10 PM
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Wish granted! your a ninja. Unfortunately, you're not a very good ninja, and you fall out of a tree whilst you attempted to do some ninja-esque things to someone, and you sever your spinal cord. Now your paralyzed.

I wish I was a supreme, ultra-powerful ninja warlord who unites all of Japan under my awesome powers. And i had fiiiiine ninja man-harem that fed me grapes and the like. (And at no time was i fed poison) and i could take on any7 other warrior who came my way.
Because i'd rule.


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post Nov 17 2004, 09:12 PM
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Okay, 8 warriors come your way and kill you. One of them is in a Stephen Hawkins-like thing. That would be me. PH34R TEH PARALYZED NINJA! ph34r.gif

I wish I had a $47504785408 gift card for Walden Books.


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post Nov 18 2004, 10:57 AM
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, upon purchasing that amount of books, you realise that that much paper is enough to drown the world. You and the whole world drown in paper and card.

I wish McArdle would just die.


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post Nov 18 2004, 12:29 PM
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Ok but as you kill her you suddenly realise you fancy her AGAIN but its to late and you recieve the death penalty. (I hope we are talking about the same person wink wink hint hint)

I wish I had boards of canada's album
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post Nov 18 2004, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 18 2004, 01:29 PM)
Ok but as you kill her you suddenly realise you fancy her AGAIN but its to late and you recieve the death penalty. (I hope we are talking about the same person wink wink hint hint)

I wish I had boards of canada's album
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Or are we ¬_¬

Anyway, you get the album, but it is a pirate copy and you get sued.

I wish I had Feeder's album, that comes out on the 31st Jan, now!


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post Nov 18 2004, 02:28 PM
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Ok it is the 31st of jan but it also means you skipped christmas where your present was to see them live.

I wish I had a video camera
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post Nov 18 2004, 03:10 PM
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I wish I had a video camera
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Granted and a relative nicks it and films you doing something you'd rather not be seen doing then posts the film all over the web.

I wish the picture quality of certain channels was better and no matter how good it gets I won't get distracted from other stuff, no part of my system explodes. They dont stop showing any of the channels & they dont stop showing any of my favourite shows.


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post Nov 18 2004, 09:10 PM
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Well, not leaving me with many options... but wish granted. However, your entire neighborhood is so entranced by the better-than-lifelike quality that they all crowd into your den and watch your TV until they starve to death and become stinking festering corpses. The stench is so bad you can't bear to enter the den anymore, so you have to watch TV from the doorway. Sadly, from this not-so-vantage point, the quality does not appear any better than before your wish.

I wish I could have made that a little shorter.


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post Nov 18 2004, 09:59 PM
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Wish granted.. all you wrote was "wish granted." therfor making it a completely crap answer....

I wish I had never read an EVIL story...


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post Nov 19 2004, 01:52 AM
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OK... instead you are forced to read a GOD-AWFUL story, and commit suicide out of boredom.

I wish I could connect to the servers at Miniclip (along with all the ones I can connect to now)...


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post Nov 19 2004, 02:11 PM
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Wish granted. You can now connect. However, you find the games on Miniclip so addictive, you spend all your time on there and die of starvation.

I wish I had a Radeon X800 XT graphics card.


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post Nov 19 2004, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Nov 19 2004, 10:11 AM)
Wish granted.  You can now connect.  However, you find the games on Miniclip so addictive, you spend all your time on there and die of starvation.

I wish I had a Radeon X800 XT graphics card.
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Ok, you now have a floppy with several screens of the X800 XT.

I wish I had the new ps2 redesign.


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post Nov 19 2004, 11:31 PM
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Okay, that's fine. Too bad it doesn't work.

I wish I could get a GBDS the day it comes out.


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post Nov 20 2004, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE (TehRoxxorCOD @ Nov 19 2004, 07:31 PM)
Okay, that's fine. Too bad it doesn't work.

I wish I could get a GBDS the day it comes out.
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OK, tomorrow you get a Global Beefcake Destination Signal. It gets grafted onto your skin somehow and you are pelted with beefcake for the rest of the batteries' life... Which happens to be the same as yours! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I wish I knew why Tom Clancy hates the KGB.


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Wish granted. However, you now know too much, and are killed by the CIA.

I wish I didn't swear so much.


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post Nov 22 2004, 07:08 PM
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Wish granted, just you are so scared of swear words just popping out of your mouth that you sew it closed. It just so happens that you catch a cold and cannot breath. So yep, you die.

I wish I was allowed on my home computer...


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