 The Mittens' Death Cult, Because Mittens is good...@_@ |
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 Mar 14 2003, 12:58 AM
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 Teeeeeter Tooootter...  Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65  |
[cheesy ad music plays]
Do you not fit in? Does Mr. Snaffleburger's Death Cult leave you unfulfilled? My friends, welcome to the world of: MITTENS' DEATH CULT. You do not have to hide your passion for a well-cooked brain stew, brain kabobs, or noodle dishes with a side of brains. You can learn the oh-so-fun cult rituals of Santa Claus-catching, piano-making, and, of course, seducing neighborhood kittens who happen to be monosexual and pink. Join today, brother. Or sister. Or whatever. You may now commence the shrine-building of Mittens with pixie sticks. Or Jolly Ranchers. Whatever you want, sky's the limit. -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:02 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
sounds like you want to become an enemy of the mr sb cult.... DO YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE PENGUIN PRINCE?!?!?
just wondering, would it be treason to be in both cults at once? --------------------  |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:03 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 14 2003, 01:02 AM) just wondering, would it be treason to be in both cults at once? Nah - just doubles your chances of death... 
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:04 AM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
yes.......
then you are betraying the mr sb cult. i think you are trying to start a war. you can at least come up with a better name than the mittens death cult. this is just a cheap take off. sorry. i do love mittens, but it is, and you need to get your own name. -------------------- Love is real.
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Mar 14 2003, 01:04 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
I'm crazy...I'm in both....MUAHAHAHA...Somehow, in some way, that makes me cool...@_@
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:05 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Eh. Couldn't think of a better name at the moment...Anybody got one?
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:06 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I agree... it smacks of plagy... plargi... plagu... copying!
You could at least have made it "The Ancient Order of Spicy Brains", or summat... -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:06 AM
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crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
plagurism
-------------------- Love is real.
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Mar 14 2003, 01:07 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 14 2003, 01:06 AM) I agree... it smacks of plagy... plargi... plagu... copying! You could at least have made it "The Ancient Order of Spicy Brains", or summat... Oh oh oh, I like that one! -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:08 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
I am SORRY Mr. SB cult followers....
I have mortally offended you with my thoughtless plagurism.... I feel dirty...dirty and copying-ish... Shame... shame.... -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:09 AM
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crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
SHAME
-------------------- Love is real.
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Mar 14 2003, 01:10 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
How can my shameful Mittens-loving self make it up to you devout Snaffleburger-ites?
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:10 AM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
You feel unclean, don't you?!?! That's why you shouldn't have offended Mr. SB! So unclean... unclean!
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Mar 14 2003, 01:32 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
/me tries to make Sarah the Spider with googly eyes...
Do you have anything to say to the children Sarah? -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:37 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Yes, children...Conform, Consume...Eat brains!
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:39 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
LOL!!
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:42 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
AHHHHH!!!! HEATHENS!!!! FEAR ME!!! GLOOBYBLOOBYBOO, GET MY SMITEMASTERS!!!....AHHH..ehem...<waits>..<looks at his watch>..<recieves his smitemasters> FEAR THE PENGUIN PRINCE!!! TAKE YOUR SMITING AND SEE YOUR HEATHENESS WAYS!!!!
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Mar 14 2003, 01:46 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Ah, but allow me to introduce the MITTENS BRAND ANTI-SMITING SPRAY! Only $24.99, for a limited time only! Buy two now and get a third one for only $32.99!
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:48 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
NOOOO! You leave that anti-smiting spray in the cupboard!! It's the tool of all evil!!!
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:49 AM
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crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
im so sorry sarah, but you are still ripping off mr sb. its just not the same with mittens. he doesnt sell things. he tries to become an evil dictator.
-------------------- Love is real.
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Mar 14 2003, 01:50 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
by the sound of that... you dont know what smiting is... or you have made the greatest defense to the penguin prince's attacks ive seen in years.... well... ill invent Anti anti smiting spray... then youll see... off to invent... you will see... you will... unless your blind... then you will hear... yes... excelent.... LOOK OVER THERE!!! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTMENT!!!! <runs away>
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Mar 14 2003, 01:51 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Oooh, an obvious distraction! Where?
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:52 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Mittens can sell things. Just not in a strange voice with googly eyes and purple skin. Everyone can sell anything...because Capitalism is God.
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:52 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 14 2003, 01:50 AM) by the sound of that... you dont know what smiting is... or you have made the greatest defense to the penguin prince's attacks ive seen in years.... well... ill invent Anti anti smiting spray... then youll see... off to invent... you will see... you will... unless your blind... then you will hear... yes... excelent.... LOOK OVER THERE!!! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTMENT!!!! <runs away> Anti anti smiting spray, eh? Sounds like a great plan there Cheese! /me goes off to sell shares in "I can't believe it's not anti smiting spray" -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 14 2003, 01:56 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Ah, but we've roped Snowdrop into the deal. You can now buy MITTENS/SNOWDROP BRAND ANTI-ANTI-ANTI SMITING SPRAY.
"I can't believe it's anti-smiting spray, but it isn't...yet it is...SO DIZZY!" -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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