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 May 10 2003, 06:19 PM
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the spam bunny  Group: New Members Posts: 1,490 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 11  |
I hear weird things all the time:
------------- Me, Mish, and Joe were walking through Hoboken during the Hoboken Arts & Music Fest. Me and Mish ran over to see the police horses, and we were saying how much we like them. This dialogue followed: Mish: If you buy me a pony, I will have infinite sex with you. Joe: How about if I buy you a gerbil? Can I get some sex then? ------------ I was just on the phone with my mom. Mom says to my little brother: "Dave, take the frozen worms from the fridge and throw them in the garden. " ----------- I was watching this weird movie last night. It was in French: "I don't care who stuffs my c**t" There are so many more... I figured I'd post these so you all can get a laugh, and add your own weird things you hear people say.... |
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May 10 2003, 06:21 PM
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 Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
why did your mum have worms in the fridge?
-------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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May 10 2003, 06:32 PM
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the spam bunny Group: New Members Posts: 1,490 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 11 |
My family has a vacation place in Vermont. They go fishing. They keep the worms in the fridge. You're supposed ot keep them cool or something... It's just weird...
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May 13 2003, 09:24 PM
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 I don't need no stinkin' title Group: New Members Posts: 977 Joined: 26-February 03 From: midlands, england Member No.: 38 |
my dad did that with maggots..it stops them turning into flies...it used to always really gross out my mum and stink out the fridge
-------------------- I'll sleep when i'm alive and live when i'm dead.
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May 13 2003, 09:59 PM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
person 1: WHEE I CAN PAINT WITH BOTH HANDS!
person 2: OMG that means your like a kleptomaniac right?????!???!?!?! my friend: no.....that means your ambidextrous........ -------------------- Love is real.
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May 13 2003, 10:09 PM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
heres one i had with my mom once...
i went to go the 99 cents store to buy a compass for geometry, i buy it, and walk out to my moms car me - ok, got it, lets go home... my mom - how much was it? --------------------  |
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May 14 2003, 12:48 AM
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 theres a chance im dead... 25¢ a poke! Group: New Members Posts: 815 Joined: 11-March 03 From: im in my room on my computer(hopefully) Member No.: 122 |
does anyone care to hear a very long but very funny conversation betweem zoey and myself? well if yes then just post so... it stems from her being bored and my ability to tell stories involving monkies, elephants, orangatangs, and brittish politicians
-------------------- "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" Gahndi
caffine is truely good for you *starts twitching uncontrollably* this sig is best viewed using notepad...i do this because no one wants to read my stupid crap ok so on to the party affiliations.... i now have a noob!!! yay! zoey yay! you came to the forums! hehehe, and im one step up, i already know her! go zoey go! be anti-social in a social setting!i have an e-sister!!! yay!!! go raven!!! i used to be married to ninja kitty but she abandoned me so now my e-wife is kawaii neko who is hot and sexy. rawr i have no anti noob, PM me for anti adoption possiabilities i have no life, PM me for donations i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case i do in fact also have cult of my own, its the -ness cult so join so that we can spite those -ish barbarians i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable... i am a proud member of the mr SB death cult and i have the smitemaster to prove it i have seized craziness as a minion, i dont care what she grumbles and such, i seized her and i dont see anything in the geneva convention otherwise im writing alot now, so be happy you know alot about what great humanitarian efforts i have made in this forum! also, go to My blog |
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May 14 2003, 01:06 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (racingaway13 @ May 13 2003, 05:48 PM) does anyone care to hear a very long but very funny conversation betweem zoey and myself? well if yes then just post so... it stems from her being bored and my ability to tell stories involving monkies, elephants, orangatangs, and brittish politicians sure --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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May 14 2003, 01:09 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Stupid convo between me and my ex boss:
Stupid Head (boss): So Laura how do you take care of your contacts? Me: Ummm I don't wear contacts stupid head. Stupid Head: Yeah you do I've seen you wear glasses in the store. Me: Those are fake, I only wear reading glasses. Stupid Head: I swear you wear contacts. Me: I think I would know if I did. Stupid Head: Well why do you wear glasses then? Me: I wear the fake ones to mess with peoples heads, and the readings ones to cut back on headaches caused by reading. Stupid Head: I still say you wear glasses. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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May 14 2003, 01:11 AM
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 Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
ROFLMAO-did you really call him stupid head?
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)    <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 01:12 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Free Psycho @ May 13 2003, 06:11 PM) ROFLMAO-did you really call him stupid head? yup.......I had no qualms insulting him to his face, once I was already on his badside....hmmmmm wonder why I got fired? -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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May 14 2003, 01:13 AM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LMAO-I think that's so cool He sounds pretty dumb anyway, maybe he took it as a compliment? LOL
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 01:21 AM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
Ok I might be the only one who thinks this is funny, but here's a convo between me and one of my old friends:
Me: monkeys r funny Me: and cute Me: except when they poop Me: i have a radio show Her: lol..poop is bad Her: u have a radio show? Me: most definatly Me: lol-now who would be dumb enough to do that? Me: but they did Me: lol Her: ...dumb enough to do what? Her: poop? Her: or have a radio show? Me: LMAO Me: give me a radio show Her: OH!!! Her: lol Me: but i suppose pooping can fall under that category Her: uhm... Her: ME!!! Her: i wud do it Me: really? Me: awwww Me: that's so sweet! Her: yesh Her: but Her: id demand a lil sidekick role Her: like...the sarcastic one-liner position Her: thats a fun spot to have Me: i know!! Me: i don't have anyone here though Me:  Her: ...oh Me: it would be lots and lots of fun Me: but alas Me: i have no friends in radio Her: hm Her: we could fix that Me: we can? Her: like...go grab a radio person Me: ..... Her: shove a gun into their back be like...'dude...your my friend, right!?" Her: and then be like..."and since your my friend, ull give me a radio show, right?!" Me: i don't think they'll like that Me: my that's violent Me: i don't have a gun anyway Me: i have pepper spray Me: even though it's illegal Her: oh Her: pepper spray might work Me: mayhap Her: we have some Her: were bad ppl too Me: yes we r Me: we're breaking the law Her: <slaps own hand> bad me Me: it hurts Her: lol! whatd u do!? spray urself? Me: lmao-no my mom did Me: she wanted to test it Her: lol Her: thats not nice Me: lmao Me: no it was not Her: lol Me: it burned actually Her: ewww Her: burning bad Me: muchly so -------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 02:08 AM
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theres a chance im dead... 25¢ a poke! Group: New Members Posts: 815 Joined: 11-March 03 From: im in my room on my computer(hopefully) Member No.: 122 |
me: hey hey!
zoey: hi me: so whats up? zoey: nothing much zoey: working on money issues for this summer, mighty fun me: cool zoey: yeah, i was being sarcastic, this summer will be mighty fun, but searching for money is not.. zoey: so whats new with u, u know since lunch? me: ummm me: not eating me: until i got home zoey: y.... wait so where are u? me: at home zoey: oh, u didn't eat, that was pass tence, hence the "got" me: yeah zoey: so have u eaten now? me: yeah me: i had something me: a little zoey: thats good me: yeah zoey: anything else new, now that we've cleared up the whole eating confusion? me: nope not really zoey: oh, thats kinda boring, i was hoping ud a have a facsinating story about elephants that would entertain me... but once again i have been let down by the lack of elephants (well i guess a giraff would work too) in my friends' lives me : well me : i think ill have to tell you a story me : about my ride home on the bus zoey : okay zoey : im getting excited me : well i was sitting there me : and me : suddeenly me : a monkey! me : outta no where! me : so then me : the monkey me : its jumps on to me me : and then me : it starts dancing me : and it washes the windows me : and then me : it asks to be paid me : so i say to the monkey me : i say me : get outta here! me : i didnt ask you to wash my windows! zoey : wow, thats more like it.... zoey : still no elephant though...... me : well me : just wait me : so then me : theres a elephant sitting in the seat in front of me me : and he says to the monkey me : he says me : hey! me : that guy didnt want his windows washed so back off! me : and then the monkey says me : well i just did so shouldnt he pay me?!!? me then the elephant says me : no he shouldnt! me : so then me : tony blair me : he pops out from the bus drivers seat me : and he says me : that the donkey and the elephant need to get off the bus and fight the monkey me : and then me : the monkey says me : he says me : i dont think that would be a fair fight me : so then blair says me : what about the orangatang, he is family to you me : and then me : the orangatang says me : but i dont like the monkey me : he is such a dirty bum me : washing peoples windows without being asked me : and then me : the monkey says me : well maybe i am a dirty bum! me : and then me : the orangatang pulls out a tab of acid me : and gives it to me me : and then another me : and gives it to the monkey me : and then me : suddenly the monkey drops dead me : because his tab me : was really 300 rolled into one me : isnt that a great story? zoey : i love you mark, this is by far the best story i have heard in a long time zoey: congradulations u have entertained me me: lol me: thank you -------------------- "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" Gahndi
caffine is truely good for you *starts twitching uncontrollably* this sig is best viewed using notepad...i do this because no one wants to read my stupid crap ok so on to the party affiliations.... i now have a noob!!! yay! zoey yay! you came to the forums! hehehe, and im one step up, i already know her! go zoey go! be anti-social in a social setting!i have an e-sister!!! yay!!! go raven!!! i used to be married to ninja kitty but she abandoned me so now my e-wife is kawaii neko who is hot and sexy. rawr i have no anti noob, PM me for anti adoption possiabilities i have no life, PM me for donations i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case i do in fact also have cult of my own, its the -ness cult so join so that we can spite those -ish barbarians i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable... i am a proud member of the mr SB death cult and i have the smitemaster to prove it i have seized craziness as a minion, i dont care what she grumbles and such, i seized her and i dont see anything in the geneva convention otherwise im writing alot now, so be happy you know alot about what great humanitarian efforts i have made in this forum! also, go to My blog |
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May 14 2003, 02:15 AM
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 ~¤~Sanity Impaired since 1986~¤~ Group: Established Members Posts: 1,499 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Canada Member No.: 82 Gender: Female |
the funniest thing happened when i was tlkaing with my friend Jason. I dont remember what it was about but this happened.
Me: *blurts out* over the shoulder boulder holder! Jason: wha? Me: Over the shoulder boulder holder. Jason: ...... I got to get me one of THOSE!!!!!! Me: LMAO Jason: what? Me: you want a bra? LMAO Jason: WHAT!?!?!? o.0;; Me: The over the shoulder boulder holder is a another phrase for a bra  Jason: ha ha ha, very funnyMe: you want a bra LOL -------------------- |
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May 14 2003, 02:20 AM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
roflmao @ racing-that was good
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 09:44 AM
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Has too much time on their hands Group: New Members Posts: 363 Joined: 28-March 03 Member No.: 195 Gender: Male |
K this was a long time ago in one of my insaner moods... Bit borin, but meh..
(sorry about the longicity of it but i felt like posting it anyway. I made it very small so that no one will get annoyed so if ya wanna read it you'll have to either find a magnifying glass or copy an paste it. The spelling is actually 100% correct its just in a different language which I call Matish Untraditional. Matish Traditional is a lot more understandish appart from the fact that I change it whenever I feel like it. The name "Matish" comes from the fact that my name is Mat and -ish is the best suffix ever.) Sometime in December, 2002: Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: orange is weird.. what came first, the fruit or the colour I have a new T shirt says: COLOUR I have a new T shirt says: O CORSE I have a new T shirt says: cos light was before fruit Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: but was the colour named orange I have a new T shirt says: big bangd and then there was sum lite I have a new T shirt says: and a big glass prism was in space I have a new T shirt says: cos it was Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yup I have a new T shirt says: and it made the first orange Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yay! I have a new T shirt says: and then earth was formed Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: I have a new T shirt says: and this fruit got maded I have a new T shirt says: in the magical land of zurag Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: lol I have a new T shirt says: and then the light form that very first prism reached earth I have a new T shirt says: and it was absorbed by this magical fruit I have a new T shirt says: and it glowed and grew I have a new T shirt says: into a beautiful orange I have a new T shirt says: and then it fell onto he floor which was all likey mars bak then I have a new T shirt says: and then the floor all changeded I have a new T shirt says: and grew grass and water I have a new T shirt says: and a hippo I have a new T shirt says: and all around the magical land of zurag there was pretty nature Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yay I have a new T shirt says: and then this big rock came I have a new T shirt says: and hit all the nice ppl on the head I have a new T shirt says: and there were mean peoples on it and they ruined earth I have a new T shirt says: and they caused all the pollution really I have a new T shirt says: cos mat made a happy machine that floated in the clouds that stopped pollution I have a new T shirt says: but mean peoples thru bits of there rock at it I have a new T shirt says: and it fell down I have a new T shirt says: and was buried I have a new T shirt says: and then they attacked all the dinasaurs Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: hehe Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: wow.. this is mad I have a new T shirt says: and then mat couldnt remember how to build the anti pollution thingy I have a new T shirt says: but he sed thats ok cos dinosaurs and stuff r 2 stupid to build pollution but then he thinkd I have a new T shirt says: oh no what bout computers I have a new T shirt says: so he made ben I have a new T shirt says: and ben made a computer Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: lol I have a new T shirt says: and then all the good stuff I have a new T shirt says: and then an ant copied ben and made some crap stuff I have a new T shirt says: and there was lots of pollution I have a new T shirt says: and mat had a pet velociraptor called snappy Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: hmmm Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: awwww I have a new T shirt says: and he liked velociraptors so he turned mat and ben into velociraptors I have a new T shirt says: and then snappy died and mat cried Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: I have a new T shirt says: and then mat got hit by a rock that was thrown by those pesky mean peoples Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: grrrrr I have a new T shirt says: so mat made humans to fight the mean peoples Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: stupid mean peoples I have a new T shirt says: and humans were cool I have a new T shirt says: cos humans had feelings and thoughts I have a new T shirt says: and they were like ben I have a new T shirt says: excpet not a velociraptor I have a new T shirt says: and then ben got hit by a rock as well Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: lol I have a new T shirt says: and he lost his memory Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: OW! I have a new T shirt says: and then he fell asleep for a while Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: damnit Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yay, sleep good I have a new T shirt says: and when he woke up he was in the 21st century I have a new T shirt says: and mat went all crazi I have a new T shirt says: cos he did too much creating I have a new T shirt says: and he went all schizophrenic I have a new T shirt says: and most of his personalities were stupid I have a new T shirt says: except the original 1 which was cool and only comes out on fridays I have a new T shirt says: and its all happy and rememberfull Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: I have a new T shirt says: and it likes cocacola I have a new T shirt says: cos it invented cocacola I have a new T shirt says: cos its the mat personality Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cocacola goodd I have a new T shirt says: and it remembers all and roted it into a life story which is this convo the end I have a new T shirt says: so now do you agree that the colour came before the fruit? Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yes Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: absolutely Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: youve proved it to me I have a new T shirt says: i saveded all that in a word document I have a new T shirt says: im gonna publish it Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: k I have a new T shirt says: wow my life is quite eventful really Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: hehehe I have a new T shirt says: I have a new T shirt says: and i have my new t shirt!!! I have a new T shirt says: Im unstoppable Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yay I have a new T shirt says: and there is my cat I have a new T shirt says: who is gonna eat the remains of my orange chips Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: orange chips eh I have a new T shirt says: nope he gond away again now Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: how are they made? I have a new T shirt says: like any other chips Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: then how come there orange I have a new T shirt says: but just burnd a bit more so that the orange from the blue flame can go into the chips Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: ooooh Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cooool Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: i want some orange chips I have a new T shirt says: cos the blue flame reflects the orange light I have a new T shirt says: which goes into the chips I have a new T shirt says: and makes them glow orange Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cool I have a new T shirt says: and some of the radiation from the light makes em crispy I have a new T shirt says: and tasty I have a new T shirt says: taste is really a form of infra red light Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: wow I have a new T shirt says: u can have a specialoperation done to your tongue so that it can recognise visible light as well I have a new T shirt says: but it makes your taste crapper I have a new T shirt says: ive had it done I have a new T shirt says: its a painful operation I have a new T shirt says: but i had it done by the bestest best doctors in the west Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cool I have a new T shirt says: yeesss... life would be very different without orange I have a new T shirt says: without orange life wouldnt have been possible I have a new T shirt says: so life would be VERY different I have a new T shirt says: cos life would be not alive Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yeah I have a new T shirt says: and not alive is dead I have a new T shirt says: so life would be death I have a new T shirt says: which is very different from life Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cool I have a new T shirt says: so life would be very different Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yup Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: death is different I have a new T shirt says: i was dead once I have a new T shirt says: but it was a long time ago I have a new T shirt says: cant really remember it o well I have a new T shirt says: *to well I have a new T shirt says: *too well I have a new T shirt says: thats tha one I have a new T shirt says: i make lots of spelling mistakeys I have a new T shirt says: cos my keyfingers do not have infraorange sensors in them I have a new T shirt says: if they did they could detect the rite keys I have a new T shirt says: cos different letters of the alphabet produce heat Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: i c I have a new T shirt says: and infraorange light can detect that heat I have a new T shirt says: fingers not light I have a new T shirt says: silly me I have a new T shirt says: i am getting confuzled in my medium aj I have a new T shirt says: and the fingers then get attracted to the heat Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* has left the conversation. I have a new T shirt says: but they get attracted to the rite heat when they are electromateticallycharge I have a new T shirt says: d I have a new T shirt says: NO I have a new T shirt says: DONT GO I have a new T shirt says: i wasnt finished I have a new T shirt says: and the brain electomatetically charges em I have a new T shirt says: get back here ben I have a new T shirt says: why wont u add I have a new T shirt says: damn msn Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: stupid computer Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: its all dead I have a new T shirt says: lo I have a new T shirt says: u missed the end of the story I have a new T shirt says: so ull have to read my mind to find out the rest Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: stupid computer Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: its all dead I have a new T shirt says: lo I have a new T shirt says: u missed the end of the story I have a new T shirt says: so ull have to read my mind to find out the rest I have a new T shirt says: my cattys r bak agen I have a new T shirt says: lookin for yummy food I have a new T shirt says: they prefer ppl food to catty food I have a new T shirt says: especially matty food Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yeah I have a new T shirt says: cos cattys like matty food cos matty rhymes with catty Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: cats always prefer human food Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: my computers dead.. bring it back to life I have a new T shirt says: human food is the best cos it was made in the time where there was the most infraorange radiation I have a new T shirt says: i cant do that ben I have a new T shirt says: only u can do that I have a new T shirt says: with the power of your mind I have a new T shirt says: (hit your head against the monitor) Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: my minds crap though Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: i'm gonna have to restart I have a new T shirt says: oh no Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: bbs I have a new T shirt says: that means u will dissapear I have a new T shirt says: into nothingness Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yeah Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: yup I have a new T shirt says: farewell Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: oh well Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: farewell friend Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: and creator I have a new T shirt says: gd luk Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: you 2 I have a new T shirt says: yep Ben - *CODITO ERGO SUM* says: Bye |
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May 14 2003, 10:33 AM
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 Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
me: if i pked your nipple would it hurt
N: no me: why not? N: I dunno because i dont have just 2 nipples so the signals get spread out Me: ooooooooooo Me: wait a second............. N: ummmmmm Me: YOU HAVE MORE THEN 2 NIPPLES N:ummmmm Me: that means your a cat *starts pawing at air* N: no you dimwit i have a nubbin Me: oooooo a Nubbin.. Nubbin NUbbin Nubbin.... Nubbin Nubbin Nubbin N: will you shut off or il eat your face Me: ok Me: *drums fingers and looks around alot* Me: *whispers* nubbin N: Shut up or ill poke you Me: with what? N: thsi straw *holds out straw* Me: yah no petey hazey.. N: yeah ... Me: I wouldnt kiss him witha ten forr straw.. or a 50 foot straw *shivers* N: how do you kiss with a straw? Me: well its like this... N: shuddup me: fine *twiddles thumbs again* A: *runs in * dude i stole all the straws frum taco bell Me: he has a nubbin *says very calmly* A: OOO if i poke it will it hurt?? *looks all curiouse* N: grrrrrrrrrrrrr -------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe  |
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May 14 2003, 03:58 PM
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Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
yeah i have a thousand more convos.. they have alot to do with n (nikkos) and me and a 9ashly) insulting him and his body.. see he works at boyds which is a rally ghetto like quickie mart or something and you can go in and like get a drink, its like a soda counter... ne way so we hang out at boyds.. (they have a really comfy couch) and we harass nikkos.... cuz nikkos is fun to harass... hehe ill post another convo in a sec or maybe not.. i dunno yet..
-------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe |
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May 14 2003, 04:02 PM
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Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
me: Nikkos why did you stick your dingy in my slush puppy...
N: *keeps whiping counter* *sighs* my dingy... Me: yes your dingy i didnt order dingy flavored.... N: I dont have a dingy A: *poping in now* what about a dingy? Me: its in my slush puppy N: was in your slush puppy its not like its floating around now Me: so you did stick it my slush puppy A: ooooooooooooooo in the slush puppy * runs and jumps on couch* N: i didnt stick nething in your slush puppy A: well did you order dingy flavored Me: NEVA! *jumps on couch to* N: ITS NOT DINGY FLAVORED A: calm down nikki we only mesisng n: IM NOT NIKKI A: ok ok ok Me: so nikki can we touch your nipples? N: shuddup (hehehehe) -------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe |
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May 14 2003, 05:08 PM
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 Many fools can now anticipate pity! Group: Moderators Posts: 2,296 Joined: 26-February 03 From: East Coast US Member No.: 40 Gender: Female |
Me and Chris (gf) took her mom and her moms partner (yes her mom is a lesbian to) out to eat at this really cool Fondue restaurant, we also took 7 of our best friends...
Me, GFs Moms GF and various friends: OMG strawberries and chocolate fondue are so freaking good.. I bet you could have fun with these *wink* *nudge* *being nasty of course* Me* I've never done that before... Other end of table extremely loud Chris* I don't know.. me and Selma(me) have only used Beer Cheese Blank stares... table erupts in laughter... I get called a freak for the next 6 months for using beer cheese while having kinky sex... sad part is she had no idea what we where talking about at our end.. she was talking about making beer cheese fondue at home... 
-------------------- Proud Cronie since Feb 26, 2003
"When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused of behaving like men." —Simone de Beauvoir And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots. -Barbara Ehrenreich live journal |
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May 14 2003, 05:10 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LMAO-that's actually really funny.
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 05:13 PM
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Many fools can now anticipate pity! Group: Moderators Posts: 2,296 Joined: 26-February 03 From: East Coast US Member No.: 40 Gender: Female |
everyone thought it was.. for like 6 months.. every once in a while I still get a e-mail that just says...
beer cheese- u freak I hate them 
-------------------- Proud Cronie since Feb 26, 2003
"When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused of behaving like men." —Simone de Beauvoir And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots. -Barbara Ehrenreich live journal |
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May 14 2003, 05:21 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
this is just a phrase I never understood:
"are you sh**ing me?" -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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May 14 2003, 05:22 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LMAO-yeah, that and "It's the s**t," I never got...for the longest time I thought that meant they didn't like it...I mean, I certainly don't like s**t...do you?
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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